AEW Dynamite 12/18/19 #JoinTheDarkOrder

[Emperor Smeat]

Current card for tonight's show that's also commercial free like NXT's show tonight on USA Network.

* Kenny Omega & Hangman Page vs. The Lucha Bros

* Non-Title - 10-minute challenge: Chris Jericho vs. Jungle Boy

* Awesome Kong in action

* #1 Contender for AEW Women’s Title: Kris Statlander vs. Britt Baker

* Cody & Darby Allin vs. The Butcher & The Blade

* AEW Tag Team Championships: SCU (c) vs. The Young Bucks

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">THIS IS THE BEST <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDynamite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDynamite</a> HYPE VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN <a href="https://t.co/2BOtNPogm3">pic.twitter.com/2BOtNPogm3</a></p>&mdash; Jessi Davin (@jessithebuckeye) <a href="https://twitter.com/jessithebuckeye/status/1202089441482940417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 4, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

For those sick of being losers in life, a nice <s>cult</s> group called The Dark Order would be willing to change your life's fortunes and the best part, its entirely free to join with zero downsides except possibly losing your soul

https://www.joindarkorder.com/

[Dark One]

Corpus Christi actually loud. What a world we live in.

[Volare]

Oh shit Adam is gonna pull something.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if AEW pulled a sudden switcheroo with the location since this crowd is way too active and excited to be in Corpus Christi.

[Dark One]

Wonder if AEW pulled a sudden switcheroo with the location since this crowd is way too active and excited to be in Corpus Christi.

"PAID EXTRAS" - Noid, probably.

[Emperor Smeat]

Opening tag match was very good overall.

[Volare]

Damn good tag, Page vs Omega is ok with me.

[Emperor Smeat]

Not a good night for Omega.

First he got accidentally nailed by Page to cost him the tag match, then his best buddy Nakazawa gets abducted by PAC, and now he got beaten up backstage by the Lucha Bros.

[Volare]

Pac is a Bastard and a kidnapper lol.

[rez]

Too slow

[Volare]

Darby F'n Allin!

[Evil Vito]

Hell of an opener

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at JR still screwing up Jungle Boy's name after all these weeks.

AEW should just rename him as Jungle Jack to save JR from constantly embarrassing himself with trying to say his name.

[ClockShot]

PIETER!

Uh, I mean, Allie.

[ClockShot]

And, good evening, everyone. Made it home alive after today's wacky weather here.

[Volare]

Butcher looks fucking awesome....Allie is amazing as usual.

[slik]

Missed the opener, sounds like it was good?

[slik]

Very glad to see Darby again on TV!

[Volare]

Missed the opener, sounds like it was good?

Yes, exactly what you want in a tag.

[slik]

#Impeached

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed the opener, sounds like it was good?

Yes and had the correct logical ending considering it was established big name tag team vs. two big name singles guys randomly paired together.

[rez]

#Impeached

Cody?

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Darby botching the suicide dive.

[slik]

Cody?

No, slightly thicc'r and more orange

[Emperor Smeat]

Butcher & Blade vs. Darby & Cody was also very good overall.

[ClockShot]

That was fun.

[Volare]

COFFIN DROOOP!

[Volare]

Jungle Jack Boy Perry...I got a feeling Mox distracts Jericho and the 10 minutes expires.

[slik]

That was a fun match

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if them replaying Jericho's promo from last week counts towards their one swear word allowed because if so, Chuckie T probably raging backstage right now.

One of these days Chuckie will get to say "shit" on tv and it will be a glorious moment.

[rez]

Wonder if them replaying Jericho's promo from last week counts towards their one swear word allowed because if so, Chuckie T probably raging backstage right now.

One of these days Chuckie will get to say "shit" on tv and it will be a glorious moment.

haha i was thinking the same thing

[rez]

I'm drinking for RP tonight. I don't have his...unique sexual drive, tho...anyone got some x?

[Volare]

Uhhhhh....

[Volare]

Oh shit Kong is here.

[ClockShot]

That was quick, as usual for a Kong squash.

[rez]

I'm kinda bored with this show

[Volare]

HERE WE GO!

[Volare]

I'm kinda bored with this show

What?

[ClockShot]

Swagger-Hager out with Jericho.

So unless Jungle Boy has Luchasaurus out with him or something to even the odds, some shenanigans will happen.

[Emperor Smeat]

Those hype segments for Jungle Boy were very good.

[Volare]

Dammit I wanna hear Jericho's promo.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Hager to give Marko a nap break.

[Dark One]

Pretty excited for the New Year's Day show. Daly's Place was a pretty great venue for Fight for the Fallen

[Volare]

CMON JUNGLE BOY!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Le Champion vs Jungle Boy was great. Nevermind, match still on because Jericho wants more time.

Corpus Christi crowd still being this hot into the show is crazy considering their rep.

[Volare]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[RP]

This is great. Imagine WWE trying to come up with a non title match with a no finish as entertaining as this?

[ClockShot]

That was a good finish.

[Evil Vito]

Love seeing Jericho work with these younger guys

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Jericho

"I want 5 more minutes" ... leaves after the first extra minute ended.

[Volare]

Fuck yes what a great match!

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">omg the ten minute time limit ended with the Family Feud &quot;wrong answer&quot; buzzer sound ahahaha</p>&mdash; Trevor Dame (@TrevorDame) <a href="https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1207483087224885250?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 19, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Volare]

OH SHIT HES BACK

[slik]

Jungle Boy vs Jericho was great!

[Volare]

Jericho Temper Tantrum!!

[slik]

Jericho is truly one of the GOATS of wrestling

[Dark One]

"I'LL BEAT UP EVERY ONE OF YOU"

[Volare]

SKIEVONE!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Jericho

[ClockShot]

The Surprise:

Jericho paid for Moxley's weekend at Wrestle Kingdom. Flight, hotel, food, etc.

THAT should get him to join Inner Circle.

:shifty: Not really.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if some of these split-sreen stuff is supposed to be meant for the live audience or FITE viewers but TNT still airs them for some odd reason.

Makes no sense to be airing talking stuff if the TNT audience can't hear them. Like why air a backstage SCU promo if none of what they said was audible.

[ClockShot]

This women's match should be good.

Considering they hit the ring early and rehearsed/worked out.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the amount of times JR keeps getting fooled with commercial break timings.

[Volare]

Yep, definitely jealous of that ghost named Adam Cole.

[Emperor Smeat]

The Alien vs. The Dentist was pretty good overall.

[ClockShot]

Riho's like "I'm so dead."

[Volare]

Holy shit Statlander what power!

[Dark One]

RIP Riho

[Volare]

Stiletto to the head lmao!

[ClockShot]

I dig this silent Kris Statlander.

More, please.

[Volare]

I love Tully.

[rez]

Mrs Rhodes has had enough of being hot stuff BUT WHY WHYYYYY

[slik]

Would be funny if Dark Order kidnapped JR and next week he was doing commentary while wearing a Luchador mask

[Volare]

Another solid match so far.

[Emperor Smeat]

AEW needs to be given a medal for how hot they've managed to keep this Corpus Christi crowd throughout the whole show.

NXT could probably pull it off as well but RAW and Smackdown struggles to do the same whenever they are around. Not sure who else runs shows in this town but wouldn't be surprised if they leaned more towards AEW for active crowds.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Matt Jackson landing straight on his head from that suplex.

[ClockShot]

Tick tock, tick tock.

Nevermind. Just wrapped it up.

[slik]

Clean win for SCU

[Volare]

WOW!! Didn't honestly expect a clean loss.

[Volare]

JOIN THE DARK ORDER

[Dark One]

Oh no. Is CD going to join the Dark Order because they said he doesn't have it any more?

[Volare]

Reynolds and Silver actually joined.

[ClockShot]

Man. We gotta wait 2 weeks now.

[Emperor Smeat]

AEW tag title match was very good overall.

The Dark Order stuff at the end was great. Beaver Boys wearing different colored masks was pretty cool.

That was one of the best episodes of Dynamite overall.

[Volare]

There was a third purple mask.....Nakazawa?

[Evil Vito]

Beating down everyone was fun. Joining the Dark Order was the best decision I’ve ever made.

[slik]

Join Dark Order

[Emperor Smeat]

Beating down everyone was fun. Joining the Dark Order was the best decision I’ve ever made.

Lucky. I'm still waiting for my creeper mask to arrive in the mail.

All I got right now is just a Dark Order shirt. Boss said it wasn't enough for tonight.

[GD]

Vickie Guerrero on commentary was amusing.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Another really run show. Jericho's antics are so great.

The Dark Order stuff is really fucking good. Went from hating them on my screen to being legit intrigued with where they go. And I love that the main event guys like Omega and Cody didn't wipe them out of the ring, but instead got beat down. Hate that we have to wait.

[Jordan]

Not my favorite episode this week. None of the matches really did it for me like they have in the past. The main event was really solid but I wasn't very happy about the ending. The Dark Order angle could've used a big debut in that moment with all those jobbers out there. I didn't love it.