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GD
02-26-2020, 06:35 PM
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Universal Championship Match
Universal Champion "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt vs Goldberg

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Mansoor vs Dolph Ziggler

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WWE Championship Match
WWE Champion Brock Lesnar (w/ Paul Heyman) vs Ricochet

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Tuwaiq Trophy Gauntlet Match
United States Champion Andrade vs Rey Mysterio vs R-Truth vs Bobby Lashley vs AJ Styles vs Erick Rowan

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Smackdown Women's Championship Match
Smackdown Women's Champion Bayley vs Naomi

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Steel Cage Match
Roman Reigns vs King Corbin

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Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match
Smackdown Tag Team Champions The New Day vs The Miz & John Morrison

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RAW Tag Team Championship Match
RAW Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins & Murphy vs The Street Profits

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Sepholio
02-26-2020, 06:59 PM
You know what? Mansoor v Dolph could be a really good match.

Mr. Nerfect
02-26-2020, 07:03 PM
Dolph doing a tour where he puts over young talent in singles matches could be a fun little deal.

I could see a lot of the belts changing hands at this show. It's still a fucking Saudi show, but I can see that being how they build "significance" for it.

I think Taker will challenge AJ after the gauntlet.

xrodmuc316
02-26-2020, 11:50 PM
Honestly, Mansoor has got to have the best deal in the biz. Dude wrestles 2 times a year and probably clears a solid $1.5 million.

rez
02-26-2020, 11:54 PM
I still refuse to watch SA WWE

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/4f/46/f7/4f46f74fb71c8a55e6520fe6072da7fd--just-dance-lets-dance.jpg

BigCrippyZ
02-27-2020, 12:08 AM
I think Taker will challenge AJ after the gauntlet.

Who fucking cares. A guy who should is a legend have retired at least some at least 7+ years ago, and someone who is lucky, and probably should have retired 3+ years ago if he was being truthful about staying healthy and able to appreciate and enjoy his youth and the youth of his children.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 03:56 AM
Starting to think Noid is BigCrippyZ and he's arguing with himself.

Mr. Nerfect
02-27-2020, 04:55 AM
Who fucking cares. A guy who should is a legend have retired at least some at least 7+ years ago, and someone who is lucky, and probably should have retired 3+ years ago if he was being truthful about staying healthy and able to appreciate and enjoy his youth and the youth of his children.

You're really reaching with this stuff. Should Chris Jericho have retired too? For some reason, I think your tone would change with that.

Not a Taker fan -- always criticized him and have never been a fan of the streak or any of his programs in particular. That being said, Taker vs. AJ is probably going to be an amazing match that will mean a lot more to a lot more people than most of what the rest of the wrestling world can accomplish. I'm more excited to see the amazing job Styles does, since he's still heads and shoulders above most guys out there.

Verbose Minch
02-27-2020, 06:07 AM
You're really reaching with this stuff. Should Chris Jericho have retired too? For some reason, I think your tone would change with that.

Not a Taker fan -- always criticized him and have never been a fan of the streak or any of his programs in particular. That being said, Taker vs. AJ is probably going to be an amazing match that will mean a lot more to a lot more people than most of what the rest of the wrestling world can accomplish. I'm more excited to see the amazing job Styles does, since he's still heads and shoulders above most guys out there.

Are you really comparing current day Jericho to current day Undertaker?

You need to take a break from this place

Mr. Nerfect
02-27-2020, 07:22 AM
Are you really comparing current day Jericho to current day Undertaker?

You need to take a break from this place

No, I’m comparing AJ Styles to Chris Jericho. And Styles moves/looks better. It’s not really fair to Jericho from an in-ring perspective.

Undertaker disappearing years ago wouldn’t have upset me. Honestly, him disappearing at any point wouldn’t have bothered me. But if you’re going to have him, Phenom vs. Phenomenal One has got more weight to it than most programs, and actually has the potential to be a great match, and probably the last great match of a career I may not have been too fond of, but a lot of people have. That’s significant.

You have to stick your fingers in your ears and go “la-la-la!” to argue otherwise. There are still more Network subscribers than there are casual AEW viewers.

GD
02-27-2020, 07:58 AM
Expecting anything from The Undertaker at this point of time is setting up yourself for failure.

Mr. Nerfect
02-27-2020, 08:32 AM
We will see.

Mr. Nerfect
02-27-2020, 08:33 AM
Coronavirus may keep WWE talent locked down in Saudi. The upside to this is that WWE’s make-do shows are usually more interesting than anything they usually plan out.

GD
02-27-2020, 09:06 AM
Correct me if I am wrong, that only applies to the people entering the kingdom.

Jordan
02-27-2020, 09:43 AM
Will Mansoor be victorious!?

Savio
02-27-2020, 10:26 AM
Can I bet my entire house on Mansoor?

GD
02-27-2020, 02:15 PM
Miz and Morrison are the new Smackdown Tag Team Champions.

slik
02-27-2020, 02:18 PM
AJ vs Taker at Mania likely

TLC match for SD tag titles seems likely for Mania (New Day vs Miz/Morrison vs Usos?)

GD
02-27-2020, 02:26 PM
I find it amusing that Undertaker won the trophy.


Also, I think I am in love with Angel Garza.

slik
02-27-2020, 02:27 PM
He left the trophy at ringside too lol

slik
02-27-2020, 02:27 PM
Garza has an incredible bum

slik
02-27-2020, 02:27 PM
Finn Balor still #1 tho

GD
02-27-2020, 02:33 PM
Forever #1

GD
02-27-2020, 02:37 PM
LMAO @Saxton asking Corey how it feels to be average and not succeeding at life...

GD
02-27-2020, 02:46 PM
What was that weird glitch?

GD
02-27-2020, 02:48 PM
Having a lot of issues with the audio...:nono:

GD
02-27-2020, 02:59 PM
Bah gawd, Mansoor wins!

GD
02-27-2020, 03:09 PM
Not a bad package for Ricochet. Dude's rocking shorts tonight.

Splaya
02-27-2020, 03:12 PM
Listen. Give Ricochet this win. You can have him drop it at Elimination Chamber. Gives him the title win and he can lose it in the chamber thus being protected.

GD
02-27-2020, 03:14 PM
Interesting look for Ricochet tonight.

GD
02-27-2020, 03:15 PM
Welp, there goes Ricochet.

slik
02-27-2020, 03:17 PM
Damn at 2 minute Brock/Ricochet match

slik
02-27-2020, 03:18 PM
I love Ricochet's new gear

Finally the thighs have been freed

GD
02-27-2020, 03:21 PM
Big Dog time!

slik
02-27-2020, 03:23 PM
I don't even watch SD and I'm tired of Corbin/Roman just from the clips

slik
02-27-2020, 03:34 PM
This show is pretty boring (first Saudi show I've seen)

It feels like a house show with a big set

GD
02-27-2020, 03:36 PM
Yet to endure Bayley/Naomi in order to get to the Universal title bout.

GD
02-27-2020, 03:48 PM
Naomi bringing the glow :yes:

GD
02-27-2020, 03:50 PM
Man, I miss face Bayley.

GD
02-27-2020, 03:58 PM
The "This is awesome" chants might be due to the fact that the fans are getting to see female superstars compete.

slik
02-27-2020, 04:05 PM
Bayley vs Naomi was pretty bad

GD
02-27-2020, 04:06 PM
Bayley has consistently underperformed for the duration of her title reign.

slik
02-27-2020, 04:06 PM
Let's go Goldberg

GD
02-27-2020, 04:12 PM
Goldberg looking mighty awkward on the stage without his usual pyro.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:12 PM
Crowd seems dead af for Goldberg. Silence when he hit the top of the ramp.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:13 PM
Maybe it's just the audio though.

GD
02-27-2020, 04:15 PM
Audio is certainly a bit iffy.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:16 PM
I never would have imagined all those years ago that I would end up as a Husky Harris mark.

GD
02-27-2020, 04:19 PM
Two weak ass spears...

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:20 PM
Ijs if I was ever rasslin a guy who used the spear as a finisher I would never ever turn around and face him after I had been knocked down lol. They won't spear you from behind.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:21 PM
....WTF

GD
02-27-2020, 04:21 PM
What the actual fuck? Goldberg wins the Universal Championship :eek:

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:21 PM
Thats the weakest shit ive ever seen. Hope he ruins wrestlemania.

GD
02-27-2020, 04:22 PM
Nothing is sacred anymore.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:23 PM
They just buried Bray with nothing. Nothing. 2 weak ass spears and a botched jackhammer. After all the shit hes done to everyone else. Thats it. Fucking. Pathetic.

GD
02-27-2020, 04:23 PM
Thanks Obama.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:23 PM
Bray got nothing in on him. Nothing.

Evil Vito
02-27-2020, 04:24 PM
Lol this company is in shambles creatively

GD
02-27-2020, 04:25 PM
I am assuming this will setup Goldberg vs Cena for Mania. Maybe Goldberg vs Reigns. Bummer.

slik
02-27-2020, 04:25 PM
Goldberg squashes the Fiend in under 3 minutes

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:26 PM
So considering nobody on main roster can touch The Fiend. And Goldberg just destroyed him in 12 seconds....We now have 2 part time champs who are built as untouchable except to each other.....oh and the crippled Undertaker who can somehow still fight them.

Splaya
02-27-2020, 04:27 PM
Fucking idiots.

You just DESTROYED THE ONE FUCKING THING YOU HAD LEFT

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:27 PM
I hope all of them get quarantined for the next month for Coronavirus randomly and fuck up SD for the duration and ruin the build to Mania.

GD
02-27-2020, 04:27 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/3qi5zu.jpg

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:29 PM
Bray prob gonna win the title back at EC to double swerve everyone but the damage has been done. It's not gonna matter when you put someone over him to build them now. That was prob the best thing about the set up...whoever ended up going over the Fiend was gonna get a huge rub because of the way he was built. They threw it all away to give gassed on the way to the ring Oldberg the shine.

GD
02-27-2020, 04:30 PM
They could've sacrificed "Fun House" Bray Wyatt for this shit.

Evil Vito
02-27-2020, 04:30 PM
If you want to see the stars of yesteryear no longer getting prominent spots at Mania, you’d best just wait for the Mania after Vince is six feet under.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:31 PM
Either that or we're getting that dreaded triple threat I was worried about: Oldberg, Fiend, Roman. If that's the case, they just put the title on Oldberg so Bray didn't have to eat a pin from Roman......yet.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:32 PM
If you want to see the stars of yesteryear no longer getting prominent spots at Mania, you’d best just wait for the Mania after Vince is six feet under.

I don't care if they get a prominent spot. He shouldn't be the champion.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 04:32 PM
Laugh if fun house Bray comes out to wrestle and he's even more of a monster than The Fiend lmfao

Splaya
02-27-2020, 04:34 PM
AEW has my full attention

slik
02-27-2020, 04:38 PM
Bray gonna job to Cena next at WM

Emperor Smeat
02-27-2020, 04:38 PM
Did the show end early?

Usually these last till around 4PM and figured I'd probably be able to catch the main event and maybe the match before it.

Reading the results and :lol: at Undertaker winning the Tuwaiq match despite him never being announced for it and also :lol: at Goldberg actually beating the Fiend. WWE legit keeps finding new ways to screw up anything good that ever happens in the company.

Evil Vito
02-27-2020, 04:39 PM
The three guys WWE put over on this show have a combined age of 149.

Mr. Nerfect
02-27-2020, 04:43 PM
Smart move. Goldberg appeals to way more people than Bray Wyatt, and his gimmick is fucking awful. They shouldn’t have had him ridiculously no sell guys like Bryan, but this is a better route now.

Goldberg vs. Cena is the right way to go. Especially if you are going to try and sell streaming rights and make hundreds of millions of dollars. Bray Wyatt is a mid-card gimmick and probably best as a babyface.

The only thing that can ruin this are the stupid fans who will try to take matters into their own hands and boo anyone that isn’t a full-timer even if the way forward for the moment is the genuine fucking stars.

Goldberg has to lose the belt to someone, and that is going to mean more than beating Bray Wyatt likely ever will.

xrodmuc316
02-27-2020, 04:43 PM
I really can't believe they did that.

I mean what is the end game here? Goldberg vs Cena? Goldberg vs Reigns?
Fiend not even on the Mania card?

I honestly think Vince wants to bury the company so nobody can take it over and do better than him.

slik
02-27-2020, 04:45 PM
WM is sort of predictable this year


Roman beats Goldberg
Cena beats Fiend
Taker beats AJ
Edge beats Orton
Shayna beats Becky
Drew beats Brock

Mr. Nerfect
02-27-2020, 04:53 PM
Predictable does not equal bad. I’m not even sure those are going to be the matches or the outcomes though.

AJ beating Taker won’t hurt Taker. If they want heels, they might have Orton beat Edge. They often inexplicably have heels lose at their first Manias, so Shayna may lose to Becky and win the belt later. I’m thinking we might get Cena/Goldberg and Bray/Roman non-title. Cena/Goldberg has got the better story, two bigger stars and can and will go short — Cena has got a Hollywood schedule to think about. Bray vs. Roman gets both away from the belt, which is an obvious direction they’ve wanted for Roman.

Do all these people whinging really want to see Roman Reigns as Universal Champiob again? Aren’t they the same people who have been complaining about how shit SmackDown is? They’re a similar group of people to the ones who would get upset when Bray goes 0-4 at WrestleMania. I think this is a way to get the belt off him and let him go over Roman at WrestleMania. Given that Bray’s thing seems to be that he “changes” people, I’m honestly optimistic about a heel turn for Roman after it.

GD
02-27-2020, 04:55 PM
Smart move. Goldberg appeals to way more people than Bray Wyatt, and his gimmick is fucking awful. They shouldn’t have had him ridiculously no sell guys like Bryan, but this is a better route now.

Goldberg vs. Cena is the right way to go. Especially if you are going to try and sell streaming rights and make hundreds of millions of dollars. Bray Wyatt is a mid-card gimmick and probably best as a babyface.

The only thing that can ruin this are the stupid fans who will try to take matters into their own hands and boo anyone that isn’t a full-timer even if the way forward for the moment is the genuine fucking stars.

Goldberg has to lose the belt to someone, and that is going to mean more than beating Bray Wyatt likely ever will.

Only a duffer like Noid would consider this as the greatest decision ever in the history of sports and entertainment. He's more concerned about the company's finances and their marketability to third party streaming platforms rather than enjoying the damn product or caring for compelling storylines.

Droford
02-27-2020, 04:55 PM
So considering nobody on main roster can touch The Fiend. And Goldberg just destroyed him in 12 seconds....We now have 2 part time champs who are built as untouchable except to each other.....oh and the crippled Undertaker who can somehow still fight them.

Goldberg vs Lesnar vs McIntyre winner takes all at WM

Emperor Smeat
02-27-2020, 05:03 PM
WM is sort of predictable this year


Roman beats Goldberg
Cena beats Fiend
Taker beats AJ
Edge beats Orton
Shayna beats Becky
Drew beats Brock

Only real issue I see is why have Taker beat Styles today instead of holding that off till Mania.

Like the ending to the mountain trophy match could have been handled a ton better by not having Taker actually enter and win it. Styles gets the cheating heel win but Taker comes out afterwards to beat him up to leave the crowd happy and start their feud for Mania.

Droford
02-27-2020, 05:06 PM
Only real issue I see is why have Taker beat Styles today instead of holding that off till Mania.

Like the ending to the mountain trophy match could have been handled a ton better by not having Taker actually enter and win it. Styles gets the cheating heel win but Taker comes out afterwards to beat him up to leave the crowd happy and start their feud for Mania.

Did the bell need to ring for the match to start in a gauntlet match? Cause it didn't and I'm assuming AJ is going to use that excuse as to why he didn't actually lose

Mr. Nerfect
02-27-2020, 05:12 PM
Only a duffer like Noid would consider this as the greatest decision ever in the history of sports and entertainment. He's more concerned about the company's finances and their marketability to third party streaming platforms rather than enjoying the damn product or caring for compelling storylines.

Try harder. didn’t say it was the greatest decision ever in the history of sports and entertainment. The health of your business metrics says something about how “compelling” you are. I care way more about Goldberg than Bray Wyatt. One if a charismatic mega-star who looks like a million bucks, the other is a hammy mid-carder who wears a goofy mask and leggings. I’ve said he’s horrible from the start. Apparently that counts as sucking their cock now and being a WWE apologist on the level of CyNick.

Goldberg winning the belt is infinitely more compelling than the other option here. The only people who don’t think so are the sorts of fans that WWE should move away from catering exclusively to. Goldberg is a great bridging act, no matter what they say, because he appeals to more casual fans and is so different when compared to guys who go out there and work 20 minute matches to get a 20th as over.

Mr. Nerfect
02-27-2020, 05:13 PM
Only real issue I see is why have Taker beat Styles today instead of holding that off till Mania.

Like the ending to the mountain trophy match could have been handled a ton better by not having Taker actually enter and win it. Styles gets the cheating heel win but Taker comes out afterwards to beat him up to leave the crowd happy and start their feud for Mania.

Oh, so Taker won the trophy and beat Styles? That’s just an angle to set up a later match between the two with a genuine reason, give Taker another career accolade and put a drive in the Styles character to want to beat Taker.

Droford
02-27-2020, 05:19 PM
Gonna be funny when Roman wins the Elimination Chsmber in 2 weeks so he can beat Goldberg at WM.

Droford
02-27-2020, 05:19 PM
Lol TNA highlights of Ron Killings in TNA on the R Truth special

Emperor Smeat
02-27-2020, 05:33 PM
Did the bell need to ring for the match to start in a gauntlet match? Cause it didn't and I'm assuming AJ is going to use that excuse as to why he didn't actually lose

Going by the results, seems the ref made it legal when he allowed Taker to have Rey's spot and called the pin afterwards.

That's the second time a tournament held at these shows ended in a screwy finish in the sense that the winner was someone who wasn't announced beforehand.

Mr. Nerfect
02-27-2020, 05:34 PM
I just saw clips and Bray Wyatt got to kick out of at least two Spears and no-sold one and put the Mandible Claw on a doubting Goldberg. Bray got way more than he needed.

GD
02-27-2020, 05:50 PM
I just saw clips and Bray Wyatt got to kick out of at least two Spears and no-sold one and put the Mandible Claw on a doubting Goldberg. Bray got way more than he needed.


I hope this qualifies for the "Forum Dunce Award".

Droford
02-27-2020, 05:51 PM
Lol TNA highlights of Ron Killings in TNA on the R Truth special



https://i.ibb.co/BzqMYdH/1272020164854.jpg

The weirdest thing

I guess this has been on before there was an Impact themed Table for 3 on a couple months ago. Still weird though

Gerard
02-27-2020, 06:09 PM
Sweet baby jesus wtf was that? For the second time in this event they fuck up goldberg's entrance, this time the pyro didn't even fire properly and he was left on the stage awkwardly waiting for it.

Then we have wwe's idea of a main event that has a grand total of 3 different moves, a spear, a botched jackhammer and a mandible claw.

:-\ :nono:

Vince, you have officially lost it, please fuck off to your poxy American hand egg league and hire a brain damaged chimp to run wwe, as that would be more capable than you at this point.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 06:33 PM
Noid is such a great troll.

Danny Electric
02-27-2020, 06:38 PM
That was the worst thing I have watched in my life ever.

Even the bloody Saudi crowd was dead for the guy from Universal Soldier :The Return.

He spent most that match pulling his shorts up and snorting.

Danny Electric
02-27-2020, 06:40 PM
Oh, so Taker won the trophy and beat Styles? That’s just an angle to set up a later match between the two with a genuine reason, give Taker another career accolade and put a drive in the Styles character to want to beat Taker.

They better give Taker a wheelchair to get down to the ring, guy can hardly fucking walk.
May as well get my nan to have a match with AJ, she would probably be able to give a better chokeslam.

Gerard
02-27-2020, 06:45 PM
3 "matches" on this card that had a run time of about 5 minutes combined, Lensar, Taker, Goldberg. Takes me longer taking a dump ffs.

Goldberg matches since he came back have taken the "2 moves of doom" saying to an all new level, doesn't try anything besides multiple spears and a jackhammer.

GD
02-27-2020, 07:37 PM
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slik
02-27-2020, 07:41 PM
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Supreme Olajuwon
02-27-2020, 08:43 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ER0BQzJXkAEA-Qv?format=jpg&name=large

Supreme Olajuwon
02-27-2020, 08:44 PM
If you’ll recall, this worked out really well for WWE last time. Especially right around Wrestlemania

Supreme Olajuwon
02-27-2020, 08:55 PM
WWE: We want to make our product all about the WWE brand. We’re hesitant to build new megastars

YOU, the common viewer: Oh really? How come?

WWE: Well, back in 2003 we really pushed the hell out of Brock Lesnar and Goldberg. We made them both huge attractions. We made them champions! They were the future! It was must see tv!

YOU: That’s pretty cool! What happened?

WWE: Wouldn’t you know it, we book these two for a mega feud super match at Wrestlemania! At Madison Square Garden! It’s going to be the biggest thing ever. And then, these two motherfuckers just up and leave us! Can you believe that shit?

YOU: That’s awful.

WWE: I know right? We’ll never make that mistake again.

YOU: Yeah man I totally understand that. So who are your champions now?

WWE: So...

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 08:59 PM
Can't wait for Hogan to pin Lesnar and Oldberg to unify the titles at WM.

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 09:14 PM
Roman Reigns saying he'd much rather face the fiend at WM for the title. Said Brays beens out there busting his ass and putting in the work for the last year and deserves it and he wants to face someone who deserves to be there. AHAHAHAHAHA

Sepholio
02-27-2020, 09:18 PM
Gonna have Lesnar w/Tyson Fury vs Goldberg w/Cain Velasquez vs Drew w/Tito Ortiz three way dance for the MULTIVERSAL OMNICHAMPIONSHIP. Its gonna be the biggest even in sports unentertainment ever!

Vastardikai
02-27-2020, 09:40 PM
I just hope everyone gets home safely.

xrodmuc316
02-27-2020, 09:47 PM
3 "matches" on this card that had a run time of about 5 minutes combined, Lensar, Taker, Goldberg. Takes me longer taking a dump ffs.

Goldberg matches since he came back have taken the "2 moves of doom" saying to an all new level, doesn't try anything besides multiple spears and a jackhammer.

He does those knee lifts too, although if we are being technical those are strikes...

If they were gonna take the title off Wyatt before Mania, Daniel Bryan should have got it at the Rumble.

Stupid booking, no long term planning, haven't created a single new male star since The Shield.

Only a 74 year old man would think it's a good idea to take the title off his number 1 merch seller and put it on a 53 year old man.

Droford
02-27-2020, 10:08 PM
Hopefully the men's Elimination chamber match involves Goldberg and having to wrestle twice in 10 days is too much for him and he loses

Lock Jaw
02-27-2020, 10:10 PM
lolWWE

rez
02-27-2020, 10:27 PM
Jokes on us all. Vince has written up story lines and gimmicks that'll go 10+ years after he croaks.

Vastardikai
02-28-2020, 12:55 AM
I wonder the following:

If someone were to go over Monsoor (sp?) in Saudi Arabia, would they get executed?

teamXtremist
02-28-2020, 01:56 AM
Wow! wwe burying one of their most over guys for 50 something y/0 bill goldberg,lol

Shitty main event and shitty show overall

Sepholio
02-28-2020, 03:07 AM
Trying to make myself feel better about this....what if we get a huge swerve and Matt Riddle fights Goldberg at Mania?

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 03:59 AM
I hope this qualifies for the "Forum Dunce Award".

You just made a post mocking someone for caring about things that do good business.

Bray Wyatt is a fucking lame gimmick. It's Bray fucking Wyatt, who has been around for over six years doing...whatever the fuck it is Bray Wyatt does...in a Halloween mask. Goldberg might have an earlier point of origin, but he's actually fresher in terms of exposure. The guy was in WCW for about three years, and no one paid attention past 1999 anyway. He was in the WWE for about one year. Then he came back for less than six months. He's got more charisma in a limb than Bray has in his entire body. It's not that Bray is a bad performer, per se, but he's not going to change the industry. Hence why things sit still when he's been in such a prominent role for months on end.

I'm fucking sick of Bray Wyatt and his fucking "I'm so scary" bullshit act and I only watch select clips. I get that a lot of the people who still watch this shit like it for whatever reason, and you will get more of it I'm sure. It's just not a top level act. Hence why it hasn't worked on a top level.

It's a good thing they've lost Macauley Culkin.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 04:00 AM
Trying to make myself feel better about this....what if we get a huge swerve and Matt Riddle fights Goldberg at Mania?

Eh, it's too early for that shit anyway. Goldberg should beat Cena. Turn Roman on Bryan and have Roman beat Bryan on the way to Goldberg vs. Reigns at SummerSlam with The Usos turning heel and helping them beat him down in a go-home angle.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 04:04 AM
Worst case scenario, since WWE has turned off the casual fans: The hardcores who don't know what they really want turn on Goldberg and he becomes the best heel the in the business. All he needs to do is talk about how wrestling has gone to shit and there are no real men in it anymore.

GD
02-28-2020, 04:21 AM
You just made a post mocking someone for caring about things that do good business.

Bray Wyatt is a fucking lame gimmick. It's Bray fucking Wyatt, who has been around for over six years doing...whatever the fuck it is Bray Wyatt does...in a Halloween mask. Goldberg might have an earlier point of origin, but he's actually fresher in terms of exposure. The guy was in WCW for about three years, and no one paid attention past 1999 anyway. He was in the WWE for about one year. Then he came back for less than six months. He's got more charisma in a limb than Bray has in his entire body. It's not that Bray is a bad performer, per se, but he's not going to change the industry. Hence why things sit still when he's been in such a prominent role for months on end.

I'm fucking sick of Bray Wyatt and his fucking "I'm so scary" bullshit act and I only watch select clips. I get that a lot of the people who still watch this shit like it for whatever reason, and you will get more of it I'm sure. It's just not a top level act. Hence why it hasn't worked on a top level.

It's a good thing they've lost Macauley Culkin.

You skimmed through today’s show just like every other show. I cannot take your opinion seriously.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 04:27 AM
You actually watch this shit? That might be your problem.

I don't need to watch Gallows & Anderson vs. The Viking Raiders to know that Goldberg beating Bray Wyatt is not the end of the world, you fucking fuck.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 04:31 AM
The thing is, everyone here knows I'm right. They know that Bray Wyatt fucking sucks and has been around for ages and meant nothing -- a lot of that WWE's fault, a lot of it his. They know that Goldberg is an actual star and does mean something. And they know that this is probably going to be the best move to selling a huge WrestleMania. But everyone wants to get indignant because they buy into this fucking narrative that being mediocre 24/7, 365 somehow outweighs being an actual draw if you're only there some of the time.

GD
02-28-2020, 04:55 AM
You actually watch this shit? That might be your problem.

I don't need to watch Gallows & Anderson vs. The Viking Raiders to know that Goldberg beating Bray Wyatt is not the end of the world, you fucking fuck.

I just saw clips and Bray Wyatt got to kick out of at least two Spears and no-sold one and put the Mandible Claw on a doubting Goldberg. Bray got way more than he needed.

What the fuck are you on about? You didn't even watch the main event properly. You skimmed through clips after reading the results. Why would anyone care about your daft opinions?

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 05:37 AM
What the fuck are you on about? You didn't even watch the main event properly. You skimmed through clips after reading the results. Why would anyone care about your daft opinions?

1. If they're correct, they're not daft by definition.

2. The main event WAS a clip. As it should have been.

3. When they're trying to hook fans outside the masochistic hardcore base that is going to whinge about everything, they're probably more interested in people forming opinions based on hearsay from the event than those from people who comb through this shit in fine detail.

4. You don't need to watch an entire show to form an opinion on part of a show.

5. You can give impressions based on what you've heard or read and that is perfectly valid.

6. You are a cunt.

GD
02-28-2020, 06:21 AM
1. If they're correct, they're not daft by definition.

2. The main event WAS a clip. As it should have been.

3. When they're trying to hook fans outside the masochistic hardcore base that is going to whinge about everything, they're probably more interested in people forming opinions based on hearsay from the event than those from people who comb through this shit in fine detail.

4. You don't need to watch an entire show to form an opinion on part of a show.

5. You can give impressions based on what you've heard or read and that is perfectly valid.

6. You are a cunt.

1. You're daft and a majority of your opinions are absolutely horrendous.

2. You did say "clips" but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you saw multiple clips from the show and one of them was the main event.

3. You'd probably cry tears of joy if Riddick Moss ended Wyatt's reign.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/dAE1OSlssPuDsMWY5Y/giphy.gif

I wonder if you'd maintain this opinion if it weren't for Goldberg or someone you had a raging boner for.

4. I don't expect you to watch an entire show. But I genuinely doubt that you've even see a single match in its entirety. You've barely consumed a week's worth of programming (https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=136848) over the past year. Shut the fuck up.

5. And I reserve the right to vehemently disagree with your garbage opinions and call you a duffer. That's also based on what I've heard or read on the forum and that is perfectly valid.

6. A righteous cunt who's not going to put up with your bullshit.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 07:03 AM
1. You're daft and a majority of your opinions are absolutely horrendous.

2. You did say "clips" but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you saw multiple clips from the show and one of them was the main event.

3. You'd probably cry tears of joy if Riddick Moss ended Wyatt's reign.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/dAE1OSlssPuDsMWY5Y/giphy.gif

I wonder if you'd maintain this opinion if it weren't for Goldberg or someone you had a raging boner for.

4. I don't expect you to watch an entire show. But I genuinely doubt that you've even see a single match in its entirety. You've barely consumed a week's worth of programming (https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=136848) over the past year. Shut the fuck up.

5. And I reserve the right to vehemently disagree with your garbage opinions and call you a duffer. That's also based on what I've heard or read on the forum and that is perfectly valid.

6. A righteous cunt who's not going to put up with your bullshit.

1. Wrong.

2. I saw the main event, which is more than you need to form an opinion on how the main event affects your interest, you fucking dumb-ass.

3. Um, okay? It is with Goldberg, so it being anyone else but Goldberg is kind of ridiculous. Also, I didn't realize that enjoying the guy meant you had a raging boner for him. This psychosexual shit is why I call you a creep.

4. What the fuck even is this point? How does it affect the truth of what I'm saying?

5. And that is why the quality of poster here is the lowest it's been ever. You disagree but can never articulate why in a way that makes any sense. Your latest line is "you'd rather stuff that works than stuff I like." Yeah, dickhead. What you like sucks.

6. You obsess over my bullshit all the time. You literally go into threads just to post outdated references to try and get my attention so I spend time slapping you down. You can't even raise a good point as to why Goldberg beating Bray Wyatt is a bad thing, other than hiding behind me not being as avid a watcher as you anymore. That just means I have better taste and self-respect. I don't know what your spiral into Riddick Moss and boners is all about, but sort that shit out, Dave.

GD
02-28-2020, 07:08 AM
You're the kinda guy who would probably skim through an Okada - Omega classic and write an essay about how it was overrated and couldn't get into it for the 2 minutes you saw online.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 07:11 AM
I watched the first one, thought it was good. Had stuff that took me out of it and I don't like Omega that much. Thought it was overrated, didn't feel the need to check out the others. So you're wrong, but nice projecting.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 07:14 AM
Anything works if you lie though, so keep it up.

GD
02-28-2020, 07:19 AM
1. Wrong.

2. I saw the main event, which is more than you need to form an opinion on how the main event affects your interest, you fucking dumb-ass.

3. Um, okay? It is with Goldberg, so it being anyone else but Goldberg is kind of ridiculous. Also, I didn't realize that enjoying the guy meant you had a raging boner for him. This psychosexual shit is why I call you a creep.

4. What the fuck even is this point? How does it affect the truth of what I'm saying?

5. And that is why the quality of poster here is the lowest it's been ever. You disagree but can never articulate why in a way that makes any sense. Your latest line is "you'd rather stuff that works than stuff I like." Yeah, dickhead. What you like sucks.

6. You obsess over my bullshit all the time. You literally go into threads just to post outdated references to try and get my attention so I spend time slapping you down. You can't even raise a good point as to why Goldberg beating Bray Wyatt is a bad thing, other than hiding behind me not being as avid a watcher as you anymore. That just means I have better taste and self-respect. I don't know what your spiral into Riddick Moss and boners is all about, but sort that shit out, Dave.

I refuse to engage in a proper debate with you. I have my reasons. I won't be the first or the last person to call you out on your bullshit. You need to get over yourself. It is impossible to ignore the absurd crap you post here all the time. As far as consuming the product and being a "fan" are concerned, I disagree with you on a fundamental level.

GD
02-28-2020, 07:21 AM
You're the kinda guy who would probably skim through an Okada - Omega classic and write an essay about how it was overrated and couldn't get into it for the 2 minutes you saw online.

Had stuff that took me out of it and I don't like Omega that much. Thought it was overrated, didn't feel the need to check out the others. So you're wrong, but nice projecting.

lulz

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 07:33 AM
I refuse to engage in a proper debate with you. I have my reasons. I won't be the first or the last person to call you out on your bullshit. You need to get over yourself. It is impossible to ignore the absurd crap you post here all the time. As far as consuming the product and being a "fan" are concerned, I disagree with you at a fundamental level.

I don’t want to “debate” you. I want you to half-way attempt to actually fucking half-way attempt an informal point instead of being an antagonizing passive aggressive twat-bag. You haven’t called shit. You’re making some big fuss because I don’t watch SmackDown every week or whatever. That’s kind of the fucking point about your champion and product being stale as shit and chasing people away. That’s you calling me on my shit?

“You need to get over yourself” is an attempt to load a sentiment. You need to get over yourself. See how easy that is? Most of the posters here have their head way further up their ass than they would like to admit. You included.

You can ignore it. Hide my posts. Or don’t read them. It’s easy. No one forces you or anyone else to read them. You choose to. And I don’t give a shit if you disagree with me at a “fundamental level” (whatever that means). I’ve explained why I think your attempts to dismiss people who haven’t watched as much SmackDown as you is sneaky and dishonest.

Don’t know what you find so funny about me dismissing more bullshit you pulled out of your ass to try and smear either. I think I’m just going to block your worthless ass.

GD
02-28-2020, 07:45 AM
“You need to get over yourself” is an attempt to load a sentiment. You need to get over yourself. See how easy that is? Most of the posters here have their head way further up their ass than they would like to admit. You included.


So many posters end up obsessed with me that I even need to block some. I certainly didn’t notice, but I’m surprised anyone did when you changed your user name. What do you even bring to the table when it comes to discussion?

I don't serve a steaming pile of dog shit on a gold platter every time I post if that's any consolation.

Splaya
02-28-2020, 07:45 AM
The thing is, everyone here knows I'm right. They know that Bray Wyatt fucking sucks and has been around for ages and meant nothing -- a lot of that WWE's fault, a lot of it his. They know that Goldberg is an actual star and does mean something. And they know that this is probably going to be the best move to selling a huge WrestleMania. But everyone wants to get indignant because they buy into this fucking narrative that being mediocre 24/7, 365 somehow outweighs being an actual draw if you're only there some of the time.

TRIGGERED

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 07:55 AM
TRIGGERED

Sigh. That would be so much edgier if it didn’t come after meltdowns about a bad gimmick losing a match. And if it were said in 2016.

GD
02-28-2020, 07:55 AM
Don’t know what you find so funny about me dismissing more bullshit you pulled out of your ass to try and smear either. I think I’m just going to block your worthless ass.


Please. Block everyone who's ever been critical of you.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 07:58 AM
I can’t read what you’ve said, Dave. It’s time to go home now.

GD
02-28-2020, 08:08 AM
Funnily enough, Ultra Mantis is one of those posters I’ve blocked. I assume his post is about me.

Because everybody is so obsessed with you.

GD
02-28-2020, 08:11 AM
I can’t read what you’ve said, Dave. It’s time to go home now.

Nah, I will keep on posting the way I do. I know your insecure ass is going to read them at some point of time.

Ol Dirty Dastard
02-28-2020, 08:18 AM
I watched the first one, thought it was good. Had stuff that took me out of it and I don't like Omega that much. Thought it was overrated, didn't feel the need to check out the others. So you're wrong, but nice projecting.

"projecting" is your favorite word for people accurately calling you the asswipe you are.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 09:14 AM
Styles vs. Taker has to have some involvement from Shawn Michaels in the build. Styles is going to be doing what Michaels ended his career doing ten years prior at about roughly the same age. Sets up for a “Do you think you’re better than me?” moment pretty well. Possibly a Shawn Michaels vs. AJ Styles match too, if HBK wants to wash the stench of the last one away.

rez
02-28-2020, 11:21 AM
Dubya C Dubbya Universal Champ Goldbergggggggg

Lock Jaw
02-28-2020, 11:43 AM
lol at people taking rassling so seriously to type and argue this much about it

Evil Vito
02-28-2020, 11:53 AM
lol at people taking rassling so seriously to type and argue this much about it

I mean.....this is an internet wrestling discussion forum.

Lock Jaw
02-28-2020, 11:55 AM
Discussion is one thing, but to argue so much is just... I dunno.... too much energy for me.....

rez
02-28-2020, 12:35 PM
Noid, serious question:

Do you clean your butt in the shower with soap or do you just let the water trickle down your butt crack?

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 01:46 PM
I mean.....this is an internet wrestling discussion forum.

Yep. :y:

Discussion is one thing, but to argue so much is just... I dunno.... too much energy for me.....

Then you shouldn’t do it. It’s not for others, so they do it.

Noid, serious question:

Do you clean your butt in the shower with soap or do you just let the water trickle down your butt crack?

I have shower gels for when I bathe. I do not use actual soap, because it wreaks havoc on the skin. I also have a removable shower head that allows me access to hard-to-reach places, so I do not need to rely on gravity to do my dirty work like a pleb.

rez
02-28-2020, 01:49 PM
what you're saying is you do get the shower gel into the crevice of your butt and properly clean it, correct?

GD
02-28-2020, 02:53 PM
rez asking the important questions.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 04:31 PM
what you're saying is you do get the shower gel into the crevice of your butt and properly clean it, correct?

How else do you show respect to the people who eat it?

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 05:09 PM
Macauley Culkin who, for whatever reason, has become the face of the emotionally scarred fans in the face of this result has said he would rather see Gillberg beat Bray Wyatt. While this is clearly hyperbole, that says something about the minds of these people. Gillberg is even older than Goldberg, plus he has the physique of an AEW Champion.

rez
02-28-2020, 05:12 PM
How else do you show respect to the people who eat it?

:y::y::y:

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 05:13 PM
Culkin may have cancelled his tickets to WrestleMania, but I bet Goldberg doesn't have any plans to see Home Alone 6 either.

xrodmuc316
02-28-2020, 05:22 PM
Culkin may have cancelled his tickets to WrestleMania, but I bet Goldberg doesn't have any plans to see Home Alone 6 either.

On the real, they should make a Home Alone 6 where the wet bandits show up and just beat the shit out of adult Kevin. That would be gold!

rez
02-28-2020, 05:25 PM
Culkin may have cancelled his tickets to WrestleMania, but I bet Goldberg doesn't have any plans to see Home Alone 6 either.

I doubt Culkin does either.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 05:53 PM
On the real, they should make a Home Alone 6 where the wet bandits show up and just beat the shit out of adult Kevin. That would be gold!

I've heard Culkin was pitching scripts of this to porn companies during his quieter years.

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 05:56 PM
I doubt Culkin does either.

The last time Culkin watched one of his films he ended up quitting acting, going back to school and ending up in Joey Ryan's promotion. It was an awful weekend.

slik
02-28-2020, 09:13 PM
Culkin is doin' fine.

He's a good actor and is gearing up for role in season 10 of American Horror Story.

xrodmuc316
02-28-2020, 09:20 PM
I've heard Culkin was pitching scripts of this to porn companies during his quieter years.

The dumb bastard should have made a sex tape while dating Mila Kunis, could have made a few million off that!

Fignuts
02-28-2020, 10:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Z40uCET.png

GD
02-28-2020, 11:17 PM
Can’t wait for “The Immoral” Hulk Hogan to return and defeat Goldberg and Lesnar at Mania to become the WWE and Universal Champion, brother! Terry Two Belts, book that shit!

Mr. Nerfect
02-28-2020, 11:22 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Z40uCET.png

This is a good take.

#1-norm-fan
03-04-2020, 12:26 AM
Noid being so wrong about The Fiend makes me question his validity. It’s the only thing he’s been wrong about, maybe ever. I’m questioning everything now.

BigCrippyZ
03-04-2020, 01:16 AM
The last time Culkin watched one of his films he ended up quitting acting, going back to school and ending up in Joey Ryan's promotion. It was an awful weekend.

If only Vince had the same ability to evaluate his own performance and product. We'd all be better off.