ALL ELITE WRESTLING: WEDNESDAY NIGHT DYNAMITE: APRIL 22,2020

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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GOOD LOOKING CARD

LOTTA SQUASHES

ORANGE CASSIDY

[slik]

Kenneth Omega in action 2nite

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Kenneth Omega in action 2nite

I believe his middle name is Julius.

[Emperor Smeat]

Darby vs Sammy should be great.

Rest of the tonight's card looks pretty interesting.

[rez]

mah body is rdy

[Emperor Smeat]

Opening video was pretty good.

Cody's neck tattoo still looks terrible but that was a pretty great hype video for the TNT title tournament.

[Triple A]

Jericho is amazing

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Thesevignettes hyping this first round match are great. Both these guys could use the win. But I'm guessing it's gonna be Guevara.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at that ladder spot.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Ooof that ladder no sold that splash Jesus

[rez]

ouch

[slik]

Great promo from Cody to open the show

I liked that ladder spot too

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Darby busting his nose.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I love that this match is more of a fight that a spot fest so far

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Good god head first into that steel guard rail

[rez]

Oh, Pineapple Pete

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jesus Christ, Darby will be out of wrestling in three years at this rate.

Save your body, bruh.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

GREAT FINISH!

[Emperor Smeat]

Darby vs Sammy was very good overall.

Pretty cool roll-up move by Darby.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Jesus Christ, Darby will be out of wrestling in three years at this rate.

Save your body, bruh.

Think he's said he wants to retire by 30

[rez]

Wow...was expecting Sammy to win this

[Damian Rey 2.0]

That last sequence was great. Maybe Darby finally beats Cody.

[rez]

Darby vs Sammy was very good overall.

Pretty cool roll-up move by Darby.

Yeah..what was that? Like a Sharpshooter/Death Lock + roll up?

[Evil Vito]

Probably won’t happen but would love Darby to get to the finals. He’d ragdoll like a motherfucker for Archer.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Darby redemption match v Cody will be excellent

And potentially Darby v Archer in the finals will be brutal. Kinda cringing at the spots Darby would approve in that match

[slik]

That was a great opener

[ClockShot]

That Last Supper submission/pin is cool as hell.

Good evening, folks.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I think there's a chance. Darby has tied and lost to Cody. Finally beating to get to the finals is a good story. And it pushes back the eventual Archer v Cody feud they're building.

[Emperor Smeat]

Yeah..what was that? Like a Sharpshooter/Death Lock + roll up?

Yeah looked like it.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I wish leather jacket Matt is what we were getting right now and build towards his decent into madness.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Figure 4 pin right?

I think that was in No Mercy. Only reason I recognize it.

[Emperor Smeat]

Matt Hardy seems to be a bit too fascinated or mesmerized with Jericho's ass based on that promo.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

The end of that Matt video was stellar. More of that please.

[rez]

Sweet Hardy segment

[slik]

Darby trending on Twitter

[slik]

Finals will definitely be Lance Archer vs Cody

[rez]

Maybe The Jackson bro's really did exorcise Hardy's demons and Broken Matt is all an act.....

[rez]

This dude looks like Fred Durst and Sami Zayn had a love child.

[Emperor Smeat]

Whelp there goes Chuckie's chance to say shit this week since Jericho used up the allowed swear word.

[rez]

pumpkin headed dipshit

[BigCrippyZ]

pumpkin headed dipshit

:lol:

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Tijuana taxi driver :lol:

[rez]

DAMN THAT PINEAPPLE PETE

[dronepool]

Chris Jericho is the funniest commentator ever.

[Emperor Smeat]

Angels vs. Man with a One Winged Angel was decent.

Probably should have just been a quick squash instead.

[rez]

Never imagined I'd have the privilege to hear Little House on the Prairie and Bonanza references back to back in wrestling commentary..and it work.

[ClockShot]

Eh. That was alright.

[rez]

Angels vs. Man with a One Winged Angel was decent.

Probably should have just been a quick squash instead.

but then we wouldn't have got all the cool zingers.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Chris Jericho is the funniest commentator ever.

Will you stop

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Brutal looking v trigger to end it. When Page and Omega eventually breakup, I'd love for them to rehash the Flair heel turn on Sting against the horsemen where Sting tags Flair in, Flair hits the ropes and decks Sting.

Have Omega hit Page with a v trigger like 2 minutes in the match and turn him heel with the Bucks.

[rez]

I like Scorpio Sky..I even dare say Black Widow would too.

[ClockShot]

Nice Scorpio Sky video.

Would be better if he was in the ring right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Scorpio Sky vignette was pretty good.

[ClockShot]

I hope when the Bucks were fighting in front of their kids, they took a moment to tell them "Don't try this at home."

[ClockShot]

Nice of Jimmy to be wearing a face mask during these times.

[rez]

"Beat the Pulp out of Orange Cassidy" lol

[rez]

I wonder if OC just buys a shit ton of Dollar Tree sunglasses or has some kind of sunglasses endorsement from some knockoff Chinese company

[Emperor Smeat]

Need one of those TV-MA logo or viewership warning to flash on the screen right now considering the vicious beating Orange is taking.

Even featured his oranges getting bruised.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Jimmy biting Orange's hand and putting it back into his pocket.

[rez]

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[ClockShot]

Ouch. Wonder if Havoc did that on purpose.

[ClockShot]

Sabian & Havoc. There's a unique paring.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ending was a bit of a mess but Havoc vs OC was pretty good.

[rez]

OC OC OC

Oh Penelope Ford! So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo!

[Emperor Smeat]

:( MJF suffering a devastating hangnail injury

[rez]

Poor MJF :(

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Lmao at the scarf on the pinky. Also great wide pan to show the size of house. MJF so damn good. Lee Johnson about to be destroyed.

[Emperor Smeat]

Over/under on Wardlow destroying this jobber with 2 moves.

Wardlow killed the last one with just a single move.

[ClockShot]

I'd rather see another Archer squash than Wardlow.

But, let's see if he's improved since his last outing.

[slik]

I am praying for MJF's hangnail to heal. When you have much money as he does throwing it around is no light matter

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Wardlow has such a great look. Hopefully they'll give him a different finisher.

[Evil Vito]

Mjeffs, be strong in these our uncertain times

[Emperor Smeat]

Blonde hair jobber not in a supporting role for his jobber brethren.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Gorilla press into a powerslam looks so good

[slik]

AEW now the top trend on twitter

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Oh fuck that knee looked brutal

[Emperor Smeat]

Wardlow with another brutal squash.

On the bright side, at least AEW has one less person to worry now about for coronavirus health precaution rules.

[Triple A]

Good squash match

[slik]

Wardlow gets better each time we see him

[Emperor Smeat]

Brodie segment was pretty good.

[rez]

Not a fan of them using Brodie Lee in throw away matches. Less is more.

[rez]

And I say that as a fan of him in the ring

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Aew galaxy lmao. I love Jericho.

[ClockShot]

Goddamn he took his head off.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at the marks left on Law's chest and back.

Brodie utterly destroyed the guy.

[slik]

Tired of squash matches on Raw, Smackdown, AEW and NXT but I know it's no one's fault

[rez]

Hope ya'll have your refills on your Descovy in these trying times.

[Emperor Smeat]

RIP Marko Stunt next week.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the Bubbly Bunch segment.

[rez]

Flim Flam

[slik]

Not sure if Chris Jericho or Nia Jax is worse at dancing on social media

[rez]

gg take that shit to the Nia Jax thread...don't spread her virus, plz :(

[rez]

Is Ford getting hotter with age? I looked her up back on her older stuff when AEW signed her...just a fine wine.

[rez]

Brandi and Penelope supporting the same match? I can't handle this

[Evil Vito]

Is Ford getting hotter with age? I looked her up back on her older stuff when AEW signed her...just a fine wine.

lol I mean she’s only 27

[rez]

lol yeah yeah. maybe it's me or maybe it's better hair dresser, fitness, and makeup techniques.

[rez]

You're so vain, rez

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[ClockShot]

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Wasn't Penny Ford wearing pants earlier in the show?

[rez]

?

Wasn't Penny Ford wearing pants earlier in the show?

Taped

[rez]

haha Fit Finlay reference

[ClockShot]

Would like Kip to advance here.

But, with the retirement stip in place here, Dustin will win this.

[Emperor Smeat]

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Wasn't Penny Ford wearing pants earlier in the show?

Probably didn't tape the two matches involving her on the same night.

[rez]

Dustin will win so he can go against Archer. That'll add to the Cody versus Archer...but who knows. This company isn't so predicable

[rez]

Brandi still does a better spear than Edge

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure if she got put on the list before but add Brandi to the list of people who can bust out a spear better than Edge.

Kip vs. Dustin match was mostly good. Both matches involving Penelope tonight had some really awkward timing spots for the end sequences.

Dynamite was very enjoyable overall. Would have gone with Darby vs Sammy as the main event instead since it was the best match of the night.

[rez]

Not sure if she got put on the list before but add Brandi to the list of people who can bust out a better spear than Edge.

Kip vs. Dustin match was mostly good. Both matches involving Penelope tonight had some really awkward timing spots for the end sequences.

Dynamite was very enjoyable overall. Would have gone with Darby vs Sammy as the main event instead since it was the best match of the night.

Agree with all 3 of your points.

[slik]

Eternally grateful no Jake Hager wrestling this week on AEW Dynamite

[slik]

Used to think Sammy G had the best bum in AEW's male roster but Kip might surpASS Guevara

[slik]

AEW should bring in Karl Anderson and pretend he is Dino Bravo's long lost son trying to solve his murder and he thinks Tony Schiavone did it.

[Evil Vito]

Better than last week due to not having a longass Hager match.

[rez]

I think Rusev should be the immediate signed guy.

They should grab the Good Brothers maybe after all this is done. (They might be better off going back to Japan but they got family now)..

*edit. I forgot about The Revival. Immediate.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of the AEW Galaxy to show a ton of support to MJF during these tough times. MJF is very lucky his hangnail injury wasn't a career ender.

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[Evil Vito]

Brodie Lee’s vignette was with Preston Vance who is now confirmed to be signed and joining the Dark Order.

Another QT Marshall grad, dating Anna Jay.

[xrodmuc316]

AEW should bring in Karl Anderson and pretend he is Dino Bravo's long lost son trying to solve his murder and he thinks Tony Schiavone did it.

That would be amazing!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Good morning members of the PWW. I’m watching this now while working from home and will provide The PWW Universe with my thoughts for as long as I can be bothered

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Cody is great. One of my favourites. Great promo.

Jericho is so good on commentary. Stays heel but puts over the faces too. Talked Darby up a lot during his entrance. The end of last weeks with Hager v Moxley was awful due to nobody in the crowd (even a handful of wrestlers like for the rest of the show) and only one man commentary. Made me think it would’ve been better with Jericho and as his one on commentary

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Same again. He’s gone from calling Omega a pumpkin headed idiot to saying he’s one of the greatest wrestlers he’s been in the ring with. So good.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jimmy Havoc looks a bit like this homosexual guy I used to know.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

AEW has still been enjoyable with the limitations due to lockdown, but seeing the same guys each week is getting a little repetitive. They’re missing a few guys like Hangman, PAC, Lucha bros and it’s stopping them really progressing many of the stories. Nothing they can do about that though I guess

[Corporate CockSnogger]

A lot of bigger guys they’ve got now (Wardlow, Brodie Lee, Archer) that could potentially get pushed up as monsters. Be interesting what they do with them when the rest of their best guys are all smaller

[Mr. Nerfect]

Three whole pages. Hot product. Heard they are going to do Voodoo Kin Harper vs. Marko Stunt next week. This company is so fucking bad.

[XL]

The NXT thread had 14 posts this week. Last week’s SmackDown has 19. Raw on the 13th had 69 posts. SmackDown from 10th April had 31. Raw after Mania had 93.

If we’re judging how “hot” a product is based on replies on a wrestling forum that has largely been dead for a number of years...

[erickman]

The NXT thread had 14 posts this week. Last week’s SmackDown has 19. Raw on the 13th had 69 posts. SmackDown from 10th April had 31. Raw after Mania had 93.

If we’re judging how “hot” a product is based on replies on a wrestling forum that has largely been dead for a number of years...

an if i don't post on the nwa or impact threads they may die

[Mr. Nerfect]

The NXT thread had 14 posts this week. Last week’s SmackDown has 19. Raw on the 13th had 69 posts. SmackDown from 10th April had 31. Raw after Mania had 93.

If we’re judging how “hot” a product is based on replies on a wrestling forum that has largely been dead for a number of years...

Who is saying anything about how good WWE is?

[XL]

From what I can tell, nobody.

Having re-read the entire thread, I can’t see where anybody is saying how “hot” of a product AEW is either.

That said, by the metric that you introduced they’re doing ok amongst posters on TPWW, as little as that means.