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Seanny One Ball
06-21-2020, 04:13 PM
...and let's see how long it takes before they get named for doing something awful.

Hillbilly Jim
Bobby Eaton
Matt Hardy

XL
06-21-2020, 04:46 PM
Matt Hardy did the “Woken” gimmick in WWE, that was pretty awful.

Black Widow
06-21-2020, 04:59 PM
Daniel Bryan he seems like the perfect tolerant wrestler to fit the whining crybaby bitches today's fans have become.

#1-norm-fan
06-21-2020, 05:05 PM
Hillbilly Jim once ate a bear after his mother slaughtered it. It was his first meal.

Jordan
06-21-2020, 05:19 PM
Mongo

Bad News Gertner
06-21-2020, 05:40 PM
Lol Mongo disappeared multiple times in WCW on one of his crack binges

Lock Jaw
06-21-2020, 05:45 PM
Christian

Evil Vito
06-21-2020, 06:08 PM
Fairly sure Matt Hardy had a domestic violence incident with Reby.

Bad News Gertner
06-21-2020, 06:10 PM
From wikipedia

Hardy was arrested for a DUI on August 20, 2011. Two days later, he was arrested on felony drug charges when police found steroids in his home. In November 2011, Hardy was removed from court-ordered rehab and sent back to jail for drinking.

In January 2014, Hardy and his wife were both arrested after a fight at a hotel.

Bad News Gertner
06-21-2020, 06:11 PM
Pretty much every wrestler from North Carolina has done some awful stuff

Bad News Gertner
06-21-2020, 06:12 PM
Lol Bob Backlund

Seanny One Ball
06-21-2020, 07:12 PM
Matt Hardy had no chance did he?

Woke gimmick set him up beautifully.

Bad News Gertner
06-21-2020, 07:17 PM
Rock N Roll Buck Zumhofe

slik
06-21-2020, 07:27 PM
Mustafa Ali

Seanny One Ball
06-21-2020, 07:38 PM
Chris Hansen "shooting" a new show.

To "Catch" A Wrestler

Seanny One Ball
06-21-2020, 07:39 PM
Man, I should write for Leno.

Seanny One Ball
06-21-2020, 07:40 PM
Pat "on the ass" Patterson

Seanny One Ball
06-21-2020, 07:40 PM
Pat Peter-Son

Lock Jaw
06-21-2020, 08:09 PM
Bobby Jaggers

weather vane
06-22-2020, 12:44 AM
Tito Santana

Ol Dirty Dastard
06-22-2020, 08:50 AM
Probably the Undertaker.

Evil Vito
06-22-2020, 08:55 AM
Chris Benoit





's former tag team partner Dean Malenko

Savio
06-22-2020, 10:17 AM
...and let's see how long it takes before they get named for doing something awful.

Hillbilly JimHillbilly Jim kicked a dog or something years ago.

Savio
06-22-2020, 10:21 AM
Eh I was a bit off


https://www.bgdailynews.com/news/hillbilly-jim-involved-in-incident-over-dog/article_adcdd99b-5269-5f7d-833e-f5a15b20f9d3.html

Jordan
06-22-2020, 10:22 AM
Eh I was a bit off


https://www.bgdailynews.com/news/hillbilly-jim-involved-in-incident-over-dog/article_adcdd99b-5269-5f7d-833e-f5a15b20f9d3.html

Don't go messin with a country boy!

Danny Electric
06-22-2020, 12:54 PM
Hulk Hogan

Curtis
06-22-2020, 02:02 PM
Hulk Hogan

Hogan has done some awful matches

Bad News Gertner
06-22-2020, 02:25 PM
Don't go messin with a country boy!

If Jim would have punched the guy we would be talking about a death.

Fignuts
06-22-2020, 04:12 PM
Dennis Stamp

Nark Order
06-22-2020, 04:14 PM
Molly Holly

I think I'm going to win.

Nark Order
06-22-2020, 04:15 PM
Not to be confused with Bob Holly.

YEAH. I GOT AN IDEA. HOW BOUT I WIN THE WORLD TITLE.

Seanny One Ball
06-22-2020, 04:37 PM
Dennis Stamp


Nobody books Dennis Stamp, not even cops.

fundiddle
06-23-2020, 06:31 AM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/1r94KxZKJrmo8zFcBJ/giphy.gif

Tom Guycott
06-24-2020, 12:27 AM
El Dandy

Droford
06-24-2020, 12:39 AM
Tetsuya Naito

His birthday was..monday..he's the same age as me..but anyway

Seanny One Ball
06-24-2020, 01:06 AM
Droford it's never your birthday.
Ask the universe.

DAMN iNATOR
06-24-2020, 11:47 AM
Kane (May 19th storyline notwithstanding :shifty: ).

EIWF
06-26-2020, 10:25 AM
Mongo


His whole in ring wrestling was awful...

WinterDecay
07-04-2020, 08:54 PM
The only thing that Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat ever did wrong was get married to Bonnie.

Zeeboe
07-20-2020, 06:35 AM
Triple H. No, I’m trolling. Owen Hart is my best answer. Granted, he broke Austin’s neck, but it wasn’t done on purpose of course. Other then that story, I’ve never read or heard about Owen being a mean person. He was like everyone’s younger sibling, pulling funny pranks.

Fignuts
07-20-2020, 04:25 PM
Probably the Undertaker.

Nah he had that match with Kane against Kronik.

Bad News Gertner
07-20-2020, 05:31 PM
Pretty much his entire in ring career from 99-04

Seanny One Ball
07-20-2020, 05:48 PM
He sucked way worse in the mid 90's fighting El Gigante, Kamala, Bundy and all that shower of shit.

Seanny One Ball
07-20-2020, 05:49 PM
Undertaker matches were never ever great wrestling matches though. They just had loads of cool shit in them, gimmicks galore.

His entire career was a hot shot.

RP
07-20-2020, 05:50 PM
Finn Balor

Seanny One Ball
07-20-2020, 05:51 PM
Spike Dudley was probably a pretty nice guy

Bad News Gertner
07-20-2020, 06:01 PM
He sucked way worse in the mid 90's fighting El Gigante, Kamala, Bundy and all that shower of shit.

Read those opponents out loud and you'll have the reason as to why he sucked in that era.

It's the reason why he was so pumped to work with Mankind when he debuted. He finally had a feud with someone who could work. Who was the best worker he feuded with prior? Yokozuna?

Seanny One Ball
07-20-2020, 06:15 PM
That was my point though.

His in ring work has pretty much always been hampered by injuries or opponents or his age.
It doesn't matter because people always loved him but I don't remember too many worse matches than in his 1993-95 stint.

slik
07-20-2020, 06:16 PM
Finn Balor

Seanny One Ball
07-20-2020, 06:24 PM
If Mick Foley hadn't thrown himself off and through that HIAC cage the match would have been terrible because of Taker's gammy foot.

His best matches revolve around people killing themselves to get him over.

Bundy, Kamala and El Gigante couldn't do that.

Taker's in ring work was good but not great in retrospect.
He just had the best gimmick of all time and a fantastic look.

That's today's HOT TAKEr

Bad News Gertner
07-20-2020, 06:27 PM
He all of a sudden got really good in 2005

Seanny One Ball
07-20-2020, 06:43 PM
Did he ever do the Last Ride after he dropped the American Badass gimmick?

Seanny One Ball
07-20-2020, 06:44 PM
I remember when he first started doing it I thought "Why the fuck wasn't this always his finish?!"

He would have been undisputed king of the powerbomb forever.
Probably would have crippled a few guys on those old rings though.

Bad News Gertner
07-20-2020, 07:11 PM
Did he ever do the Last Ride after he dropped the American Badass gimmick?

I'm pretty positive he did

Bad News Gertner
07-20-2020, 07:16 PM
Just watched a video where he did it to CM Punk so he definitely did

Never a fan of the Last Ride and a Powerbomb is my second favourite finisher behind Clothesline From Hell

Hated how he grabbed his opponents trunks. Looked weird. Plus if Gorilla Monsoon were on commentary, he'd call for an immediate disqualification for holding the rights

Seanny One Ball
07-20-2020, 07:20 PM
Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura called for disqualification ten times a match anyway though

Bad News Gertner
07-20-2020, 07:22 PM
"They're hanging from the rafters Jess"

Curtis
07-20-2020, 08:25 PM
https://i.postimg.cc/wjNw19rQ/brayyden.jpg

Braden Walker.

Look at that man, so nice and friendly.

They should have had him be a gimmick where he lives up to his name and just walks around.
His catchphrase/gimmick would be "Hey! I'm walking here!" and you would have constant segments where Braden is power walking in the back and gets interrupted by others, including his fans. "Where is Braden walking to?" would be a big part of the gimmick.
In the ring, he would constantly lose matches by walking out of the ring and continuing to walk and getting counted out.

Fignuts
07-20-2020, 08:26 PM
Norton and Vader's powerbombs make the last ride look like a fun little romp.

Fignuts
07-20-2020, 08:27 PM
Gorilla Monsoon was somehow one of the best and worst commentators of all time.

Bad News Gertner
07-20-2020, 08:34 PM
I agree with that 100%.

He's so out of place on those early Raw's. It's insane that he was calling matches in 98.

He's a lot better in House Shows I find. Loved the pairing of Gorilla and Lord Al

Curtis
07-20-2020, 09:38 PM
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I think Gorilla Monsoon is underappreciated as wrestler

Bad News Gertner
07-20-2020, 09:54 PM
I wish there was more footage of his 60's stuff

Seanny One Ball
07-21-2020, 09:08 AM
It's funny because in a suit behind a desk he just looks like a regular guy.
He was a mountain upright though.

And yes agreed on him being brilliantly bad.

Bad News Gertner
07-21-2020, 09:09 AM
"You're never gonna pin a guy like Moondog Spot with a pin attempt like that Jess"

Bobholly138
08-02-2020, 02:40 PM
Chris Benoit





's former tag team partner Dean Malenko
Supplied drugs to Eddy Guerrero. Also Dean for years was rumored to supply the WCW then the WWE locker room with prescription drugs.

Simple Fan
08-05-2020, 01:56 AM
Randy Orton

Nicky Fives
08-05-2020, 02:13 AM
Shane McMahon

Bad News Gertner
08-06-2020, 11:28 AM
Randy Orton

Lol didn't Randy crap in someone's bag

Helmsphere
08-06-2020, 11:41 AM
Marty Jannetty

screech
08-06-2020, 09:08 PM
Lol didn't Randy crap in someone's bag

It was either Amy Weber or Joy Giovanni who quit soon after saying "I'm sick of this shit!" lol

(Also apparently spat on a kid in a wheelchair once.)

Ol Dirty Dastard
08-07-2020, 08:47 AM
Gorilla Monsoon was somehow one of the best and worst commentators of all time.

accurate

road doggy dogg
08-07-2020, 09:05 AM
Austin Exile
Swede Savard

Evil Vito
08-07-2020, 10:14 AM
Smooth Tommy Suede

Bad News Gertner
08-07-2020, 10:51 AM
The King of Clubs Nikky Chance

Big Vic
08-07-2020, 11:26 AM
Lol didn't Randy crap in someone's bag

I've heard he didn't technically shit in her bag but poured lotion or something in it. I'm guessing if that's true then you have a telephone situation.

"Randy poured lotion in her bag"
"Randy poured shit in her bag"
"Randy shit in her bag"

Big Vic
08-07-2020, 11:29 AM
I think he also wanted (forced?) people to shake his hand after sticking it down his pants and dropped the N-bomb on twitch.

Bad News Gertner
08-07-2020, 11:33 AM
He was pretty hard into drugs for a while

Evil Vito
08-07-2020, 02:55 PM
Wayne the Convenience Store Guy

M-A-G
08-15-2020, 09:19 AM
Ricky Steamboat?

Bad News Gertner
08-15-2020, 09:44 AM
Does marrying Bonnie count?

Ol Dirty Dastard
08-15-2020, 09:47 AM
Does marrying Bonnie count?

It wouldn't have if he didn't insist on making her part of his gimmick.

Seanny One Ball
08-15-2020, 09:45 PM
Pretty sure it wasn't done at his behest

Big Vic
09-21-2021, 01:06 PM
Ric was squeaky clean until this week :( :shifty:

Jordan
09-21-2021, 01:09 PM
CODY

Bad News Gertner
09-21-2021, 02:53 PM
Cody raped a golden retriever

Evil Vito
09-21-2021, 08:46 PM
Danielson

#1-norm-fan
09-21-2021, 09:01 PM
Danielson

Bullied Ryback

Destor
09-21-2021, 09:05 PM
we should make a casual version of this thread wheres its just "name a human"

thekrow
09-21-2021, 09:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/or2jihV.jpg

My vote goes for CJ Jundt.
The owner and creator of CJ Jundt's backyard wrestling. He is just one of the nicest humans to have ever exist on this planet or any other planet. I cant think of anything bad he has ever done!

Bad News Gertner
09-21-2021, 09:21 PM
The definition of a "Stand Up Guy"

Big Vic
09-22-2021, 08:38 AM
https://i.imgur.com/or2jihV.jpg

My vote goes for CJ Jundt.
The owner and creator of CJ Jundt's backyard wrestling. He is just one of the nicest humans to have ever exist on this planet or any other planet. I cant think of anything bad he has ever done!

Damn I think we finally have our first one.

screech
09-22-2021, 09:51 AM
Or any other planet? Have you been to every other planet?

drave
09-22-2021, 11:20 AM
Planet Stasiak

DAMN iNATOR
09-22-2021, 02:55 PM
Planet Stasiak

No joke, I'm about to do what nobody ever has thought to do: Take him through SYM season mode and make that MF champion.

TNARICK1
09-22-2021, 02:55 PM
Vince Russo

Bad News Gertner
09-22-2021, 02:56 PM
Planet Stasiak

A Planet Stasiak name drop always gets a Positive Rep from me.

Greatest gimmick that went nowhere.

DAMN iNATOR
09-22-2021, 02:57 PM
No joke, I'm about to do what nobody ever has thought to do: Take him through SYM season mode and make that MF champion.

Glad I'm not a wrestler, or I'd have made this list for that idea alone...

DAMN iNATOR
09-22-2021, 02:58 PM
A Planet Stasiak name drop always gets a Positive Rep from me.

Greatest gimmick that went nowhere.

He was also Meat. Poor guy couldn't buy a break. 🤣

Stu Hart
09-23-2021, 01:23 AM
Me

Stickman
09-23-2021, 11:36 AM
Mr Perfect because everything he did was absolutely perfect!

XL
09-25-2021, 04:24 PM
Damn I think we finally have our first one.

Nah. Dude is def gonna end up on a list. And I don’t mean “The List of Jericho”.

xrodmuc316
09-25-2021, 07:26 PM
Mr Perfect because everything he did was absolutely perfect!

Except measure his cocaine doses, he measured that pretty imperfectly.

Jordan
09-25-2021, 07:33 PM
Mick Foley...
Cody
Luger

Jordan
09-25-2021, 07:34 PM
Jeff Jarrett
Jake Hager
Chavo

Jordan
09-25-2021, 07:35 PM
Crush