AEW Dynamite - 7.22.20 - Cody battles mystery opponent

[slik]

Tonight is the Night

4

Dyna

Mite

[Triple A]

:y:

[ClockShot]

Good evening, kiddos.

[Evil Vito]

Eddie fucking Kingston!!!

[erickman]

nwa losses another one

[xrodmuc316]

What is an egg sucker?

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Holy shit Eddie Kingston! Cutting a great promo.

[slik]

Not familiar w/ Eddie Kingston but he's good on the mic

[ClockShot]

AEW should hire Eddie just for promo coaching alone.

[Emperor Smeat]

nwa losses another one

Yeah, them starting to bleed notable talent is a worrying sign for them.

Even their current women's champ has hinted about wanting to wrestle for AEW since NWA work has dried up for months.

[Triple A]

Crowd noise sounds way louder than last week, good

Hope I don't start noticing any patterns in the noise

[rez]

Like others said, that dude is money on the mic

[ClockShot]

Eddie can score big time points right now if he just took out Arn.

[slik]

Kingston seems like an old-school brawler

[xrodmuc316]

Not familiar w/ Eddie Kingston but he's good on the mic

He is one of the Indy guys that worked pretty much everywhere.

Wish AEW didn't do the same thing as WWE bringing guys from NXT and just assuming the entire audience knows them already.

[ClockShot]

TACKS!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Baw gawd we got thumbtacks!

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at the powerbomb to the thumbtacks spot.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

MY GAWD CODY IS A HUMAN PIN CUSHION

[xrodmuc316]

LOL @JR. Has there ever been anything other than thumbtacks in those bags?

Seriously though, Cody is too big of star to be taking thumbtacks on a random Dynamite episode.

[slik]

Ouch at thumbtacks!

[Emperor Smeat]

Probably not a wise idea by Cody to do a Figure Four in the middle of thumb tacks.

TNT title match was pretty good overall.

[ClockShot]

Surprised they let that fly on national tv.

Fun match regardless.

[Evil Vito]

I enjoyed that. Hope Kingston signs, he’s great.

[xrodmuc316]

Mox next? Starting off with both advertised hooks, AEW isn't messing around tonight.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Fun match. Kingston a really good brawler

[Jordan]

That was fucking awesome. Kingston is GOLD.

[xrodmuc316]

That's Kofi's brother by the way :rofl:

[slik]

Cool opener, loaded w energy!

[Evil Vito]

Who the fuck is Griff Garrison????

[xrodmuc316]

Was that it from Moxley? They have to have more planned for him tonight right? That was weak.

[Emperor Smeat]

Griff's head looks like what would happen if you merged Edge and Matt Riddle's faces together.

[rez]

Is that a young Jericho?

[Emperor Smeat]

Odd choice of a match to give the split screen treatment.

[Triple A]

Great heel.......

[ClockShot]

Welp. Good try for Jungle Boy's evil twin.

[Evil Vito]

MJF is a gem

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Britt Baker get a nose job?

[Emperor Smeat]

MJF should probably book an appointment with Dr. Shelby to sort out that anger issue he has over being undefeated or not.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Fucking Tony being an asshole

[Emperor Smeat]

Whelp there goes Chuckie T's chance of getting to swear on tv this week.

0-43/44 in swearing opportunities since Dynamite started.

[erickman]

this is promo night now taz

[ClockShot]

Ouch.

Ricky Starks might have come in too hard on Darby.

[Emperor Smeat]

Starks wearing Taz's colors is pretty cool although not completely sure if his shirt is red or orange.

[Triple A]

Love Darby's selling

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Starks and Cage an odd pairing but if it gets Starks more tv time then so be it

[Triple A]

Great show so far

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait ... AEW has a women's tag division?

[Triple A]

Anna Jay so hot.......

[Evil Vito]

Darby’s rag doll tendencies are why he’s repeatedly said he’s gonna retire by the time he’s 30. Just enjoy him while you can.

[ClockShot]

I'm all for a women's tag tournament.

Does AEW have 16 women on the roster?

[Evil Vito]

I love that they’ve given stories to random guys like Griff and Pineapple Pete

[ClockShot]

Someone better get locked in the freezer.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ummm why is there a sign advertising a mud show inside that trailer truck?

[Evil Vito]

Everyone is really fired up for this random Dynamite. I love it.

[erickman]

Ummm why is there a sign advertising a mud show inside that trailer truck?

to make cornett happy

[ClockShot]

Going up.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at a knocked out Blade going up the escalator.

[slik]

This first hour has been fire

Just great

[Jordan]

Tonight feels like AECW and I LIKE IT

[erickman]

Everyone is really fired up for this random Dynamite. I love it.

yeah this is one of the best hours of dynamite i have seen.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[rez]

I'm behind. What a waste of good meat!

[ClockShot]

Did I just see a chainsaw under the ring?

Or was it just my imagination?

[Emperor Smeat]

Holy shit at the Blade whiffing on that dive.

[ClockShot]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

Blade is dead.

[Triple A]

Butcher has a freaking great look

[ClockShot]

Sweet.

[Emperor Smeat]

That Falls Count Anywhere match was crazy good.

Doubt the 2nd hour is going to match or top how crazy this first hour was. One of the best in Dynamite's history.

[Triple A]

Hope FTR doesn't come out... not really interested in them right now...

[Jordan]

Wowwww AEW back on top! What a match! B&B were AWESOME.

[rez]

The Butcher has really grown on me...love his look.

[rez]

Butcher has a freaking great look

we think a like

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Archer randomly beating up a bunch of people.

:lol: he broke part of the ceiling during his attack.

[Evil Vito]

The Butcher wrestled his first match in 2016 at 38 years old. Even older than DDP was when he started. Kudos to him for getting signed and managing to live out a dream.

[Triple A]

Jake the Snake profusely sweating

[Triple A]

Nice @ smashing that guy's head through the ceiling

[Ultra Mantis]

Just dropping a reminder that the next season of TPWW Survivor (https://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=137281) begins on next weeks episode of Dynamite. Get your picks in!

[slik]

Lance Archer is fookin great

[slik]

That Falls Count Anywhere match was awesome

[Emperor Smeat]

Diamante being one of the people shown in the video package for AEW's upcoming women's tag tournament is probably a good sign that she's getting an official deal soon.

[ClockShot]

Hot chicks alert!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Getting 8th street Latinas vibes rn

[Jordan]

Women's match a struggle

[erickman]

Diamante being one of the people shown in the video package for AEW's upcoming women's tag tournament is probably a good sign that she's getting an official deal soon.

yeah konnan has his people in now

[slik]

too much slapping in this women's match

[Triple A]

Not very good so far...

[ClockShot]

Dumb finish.

[Emperor Smeat]

Women's match was pretty good despite it being a bit sloppy.

[Jordan]

Nothing like a shit AEW Women's match to bring it back down

[Jordan]

AEW'S women look like little girls. When I watch Titan games I see women that look like they could crush a lot of the guys in AEW. Titan Games is the place for women's competition. Those girls lift.

[erickman]

and now dark order to stink up the place

[ClockShot]

"Gonna see how this white wrist tape works out"

:rofl:

[Evil Vito]

AEW'S women look like little girls. When I watch Titan games I see women that look like they could crush a lot of the guys in AEW. Titan Games is the place for women's competition. Those girls lift.

CrossFit chicks would be a good fit for wrestling (see: Becky Lynch)

Think Sadie Gibbs could have a bright future in AEW for that reason, but she’s stuck in the UK now

[Evil Vito]

Glad Diamanté won at least. Ivelisse is a twat.

[Triple A]

I hope AEW brings back Jamie Hayter, she seemed really good

[Triple A]

Glad Diamanté won at least. Ivelisse is a twat.

Why, what's the story with Ivelisse

[Emperor Smeat]

AEW'S women look like little girls. When I watch Titan games I see women that look like they could crush a lot of the guys in AEW. Titan Games is the place for women's competition. Those girls lift.

Maybe that's why Dasha is competing in this season since its part of her sinister grand plan to take over AEW when she comes back.

[Emperor Smeat]

Why, what's the story with Ivelisse

She's like a lesser version of Tessa Blanchard in regards to her bad rep of being hated by those who work with her and saying/doing dumb things every so often.

She recently got into a big online spat with Jack Evans over issues those two had during their time together in Lucha Underground.

[slik]

Hangman says wear a fookin mask

[Jordan]

Dasha couldn't conquer Mount Olympus tho :( was sad.

[Emperor Smeat]

Hangman vs #5 was pretty good although could have been a bit shorter.

[ClockShot]

Join Colt or Cult?

[Emperor Smeat]

Still wonder how good AEW's pay is considering Brodie went from looking mostly like a hobo in WWE to wearing a bunch of fancy suits in AEW.

Like the pay from Bray in the Wyatt Family was probably just enough to buy a new bar of soap once a month.

[Evil Vito]

She's like a lesser version of Tessa Blanchard in regards to her bad rep of being hated by those who work with her and saying/doing dumb things every so often.

She recently got into a big online spat with Jack Evans over issues those two had during their time together in Lucha Underground.

She’s also defended Chasyn Rance, a known sex offender.

[Evil Vito]

Allen Angels has a lot of talent

[ClockShot]

FTR bringing out a foam cooler full of ice and beer as a weapon was just odd.

[Emperor Smeat]

Moxley & Allin vs. Cage & Starks should be pretty good next week.

[Jordan]

That was the best Brodie Lee promo yet

[slik]

more ftr/hangman teasing for 4 HM

[Emperor Smeat]

She’s also defended Chasyn Rance, a known sex offender.

Yeah the recent stuff that has come out about that guy has been extra creepy.

Someone recently exposed how deep his connections are in NXT and him acting as a drug supplier for wrestlers in Florida.

[Triple A]

Horrible crowd noise loop is back to ruin the show 4 me

[Evil Vito]

Prest10 Vance in that last segment:

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/240/075/90f.png

[Triple A]

First hour was a lot better than the second hour...

[Emperor Smeat]

Even though I don't really watch stuff on TNT besides Dynamite, TNT's commercials for their shows always seem more interesting than what USA Network shows during RAW and Smackdown when they had it.

Like that ad for their new Lost Resort series looks pretty interesting.

[Triple A]

nonstop 5 people in the crowd going "woooooooooo" absolutely killing me,

[Triple A]

Jesus... Hager just does knees, punches and sleeper holds

[Triple A]

Luchasaurus bleeding from the ear...People in AEW stay bleeding from their ears...

[Triple A]

Yeahhhhhh

[Volare]

SAMMY IS BACK!!!! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Sammy's back.

Jurassic Express vs. Inner Circle was pretty good despite dragging a bit too long.

This week's episode was pretty great overall. First hour was el fuego and second hour was much weaker but still mostly enjoyable.

[Triple A]

crowd noise finally stopped (via the show being over)... thank god... "maddening"

[Evil Vito]

It took me about 30 seconds to figure it out, I thought Serpentico was about to get a push lol

[slik]

Sammy G


Yesssss

[Evil Vito]

Really strong ep this week.

[rez]

Glad Sammy is back...he served his punishment.

That tag match will be lit next week.

Overall, a good show. Not bad, not great.

[Emperor Smeat]

It took me about 30 seconds to figure it out, I thought Serpentico was about to get a push lol

Same.

He's been getting some quality time on Dark in recent weeks but still would have been a completely out of left field decision to suddenly put him into a high profile storyline or group.

[Droford]

Is it me or are they laying groundwork for doing away with inner circle

Specifically mentioned Kingston was with Santana & Ortiz
They were on about Hager needing to do something with his opportunities as a singles wrestler.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Such good shit. I expect WWE to be out of business within three months. Quality cannot be denied.

[Vastardikai]

Ricky came in hot on Allin. Good. I would be happy to see all the clown shoes trash can fucks dealt with by Cage and Starks.

[Jordan]

Best episode in months. But the women's match was shit.

[Evil Vito]

Kingston and Mox killing each other for 20-25 minutes would be a slice of paradise.