Marty Jannety ... GOAT?

[RP]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Marty Jannetty woke up today and decided to casually confess to a murder. <a href="https://t.co/l8yGSq17oO">pic.twitter.com/l8yGSq17oO</a></p>&mdash; Mikey (@BLPMikey) <a href="https://twitter.com/BLPMikey/status/1290982041161469955?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 5, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Is Marty Jannetty casually confessing to murder and simultaneously threatening to murder his ex GF? <a href="https://t.co/1LflbMKC6Z">pic.twitter.com/1LflbMKC6Z</a></p>&mdash; Strutting From Gorilla (@from_gorilla) <a href="https://twitter.com/from_gorilla/status/1291007752073105409?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 5, 2020</a></blockquote>
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[RP]

Maybe in 2019 i would have been shocked that Marty Jannety was confessing to murder on social media. But not in 2020. Gonna need you to try harder Marty! Points for the * in ninja though.

[Volare]

Marty Marty Marty.....

[Evil Vito]

He has sex with approximately 312 women per week according to his FB

[Black Widow]

JW5UEW2kYvc

[drave]

Looks like a dude tbh.

[Gerard]

I would guess this was Marty about 10 minutes before making those posts:

https://i.imgur.com/mK2Nv55.gif

[Triple A]

lol...

[owenbrown]

I would guess this was Marty about 10 minutes before making those posts:

https://i.imgur.com/mK2Nv55.gif

5 minutes maybe... :shifty:

[xrodmuc316]

I mean, when your girl breaks up with you, might as well confess to a 47 year old murder...only Marty lol

[Sepholio]

The more I read his statement, the more one thing sticks out to me. He says that it was his first time making someone disappear in a way that seems like he's indicating that he has done it more than once.

[Seanny One Ball]

Bet all the comments are just about him saying "fag".

[Fignuts]

It doesn’t even make any sense. He didn’t tell his brother Geno because Geno would have killed the guy. The guy that Marty kills a paragraph later.

[Fignuts]

Someone on reddit did some digging and found that there were no reported missing persons cases in that area around that time. So either the whole story is bullshit or it was ruled as self defense since the guy was trying to rape him.

[RP]

You're underestimating how drunk and high drunk and high people can get.

[Sepholio]

Columbus, GA police have opened an investigation about this now.

[RP]

run Marty... RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

[Droford]

I mean, when your girl breaks up with you, might as well confess to a 47 year old murder...only Marty lol

40 years past the statute of limitations for murder in GA

Oh wait..that 7 years doesn't apply to Murder

Uhoh

[Droford]

on the next Dark Side of the Ring....

They could probably do one on the Rockers easy

[Seanny One Ball]

Marty Jannetty needs his own reality show before he dies

[xrodmuc316]

40 years past the statute of limitations for murder in GA

Oh wait..that 7 years doesn't apply to Murder

Uhoh

I admittedly am not too familiar with Georgia laws, but juvenile laws probably do have a statue of limitations.

[Destor]

40 years past the statute of limitations for murder in GA

Oh wait..that 7 years doesn't apply to Murder

Uhoh
there is no statute of limitations on murder

[Destor]

and before anyone goes confessing to murders there is no statute of limitations for murder in any state no matter your age

[Bad News Gertner]

I've had Marty in fb for years. He gets shitfaced and posts a bunch of nonsense on fb on a nightly basis. I'm willing to bet this is just another one of Marty's nonsensical made up drunk stories.

[Seanny One Ball]

Cause we were all taking it seriously

[Bad News Gertner]

the police are apparently

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

the police are apparently

Stupidity does come with consequences.

[Destor]

the police are required to (obviously)

[Emperor Smeat]

Jannety gave some more details regarding his claims of murdering someone back in the 1970s.

One day after claiming (and then deleting) that he had murdered someone when he was 13 years old, Marty Jannetty discussed his confession further and stated that he was defending himself against a sexual predator.

Jannetty appeared on Boston Wrestling's YouTube channel to discuss his social media claims. You can find the complete show at this link.

During the 20 minute discussion, Jannetty stated that when he was 13, a front desk clerk at Victory Lanes, a bowling alley in Columbus, Georgia attempted to rape him. Jannetty, who was working at the bowling alley at the time, stated that he knew the person was known for selling weed (which is why Jannetty went to see him) but didn't know the same person "lured" children.

Jannetty claimed that he was allegedly fondled inside the person's car and when he tried to get out, the clerk got angry. Jannetty stated that he was pulled out of the car into an alley and had his pants pulled down, but was able to grab a brick and strike the clerk before he could be sexually assaulted anally. Jannetty stated that the person didn't deserve to die but "deserved to get his a** beaten."

Jannetty also stated he didn't intend for the person to die.

[RP]

I think a simple " I was drunk and high " would have been a better choice of words.

[xrodmuc316]

and before anyone goes confessing to murders there is no statute of limitations for murder in any state no matter your age

I'll take your word on that Destor, wasnt sure with him being a minor would matter. I'm surprised he is doubling down by offering more details, like how he used a brick to kill the guy.

[McLegend]

The more I read his statement, the more one thing sticks out to me. He says that it was his first time making someone disappear in a way that seems like he's indicating that he has done it more than once.

Lol yeah how come no one is mentioning this part? Kind of nuts

Also I’m aware that he might have been drunk or high and this didn’t happen, but that’s still a weird thing to say. Obviously the whole thing is weird, but still.

[Seanny One Ball]

He was talking about his time as a magicians assistant

[McLegend]

Or he is now in charge of the witness protection program?

[LibSuperstar]

Or a special effects coordinator on a movie.

[Seanny One Ball]

That wasn't just bad that was tenuous too.

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