Happy Birthday Miss Elizabeth

[Shisen Kopf]

She would have been 60 today but that Lex Luger asshole killed her. Fuck him!

[Black Widow]

So dumb wishing someone dead a happy birthday.

[Shisen Kopf]

Have you ever gotten a Christmas present?

[M-A-G]

I've always been intrigued by the notion of people thinking someone would still be alive today if such and such hadn't happened as if that person would have miraculously avoided anything fatal in the time between.

[#1-norm-fan]

M-A-G, you bleak motherfucker.

[M-A-G]

M-A-G, you bleak motherfucker.

Yeah, I know.:(

[Fignuts]

Lex Luger bodyslammed Yokozuna for our freedom you ungrateful swine.

As far as I'm concerned, he can murder as many washed up, druggie cunts as he wants.

[Seanny One Ball]

She wasn't washed up when he killed her.
She was still worth a squirt.

[RP]

She would still be hurt'n for a squirt'n if she were alive today.

[Fignuts]

She wasn't washed up when he killed her.
She was still worth a squirt.

Oh look another foreigner attacking american freedom.

You sure found your balls real quick once Lex Luger retired.

[Fignuts]

Or uh, found your ball, as it were.

[Curtis]

I've always been intrigued by the notion of people thinking someone would still be alive today if such and such hadn't happened as if that person would have miraculously avoided anything fatal in the time between.

Sounds like something Ben Shapiro would say,

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"
This is Ben and this is the Ben Shapiro show!

Ok so, *fidgets nervously* you got all these *panders to consevatives* LIBERALS talking about, how, if we didnt drone strike that village, then all 100 of those people would be *runs out of breath* would be, would be alive, right? *increases rate of speech* Well, the fact is, the facts are clear here, *appeals to LOGIC* how would you know, that those 100 villagers wouldnt have died from a landslide in a hurricane? The fact is, if you look at it, if you look at the region *pauses* right here, it says, on *appeals to authority* New York Times report, that, this region, is going to have 10 hurricanes next year? TEN! So, *jumps to conclusions* So, maybe, maybe all those villagers wouldve been killed by a hurricane and wouldn't be alive right now? How about that, but the liberals, they dont talk about that! Right?

In fact! *appeals to bigots* chances are, if we didnt bomb that village, ISIS wouldve bombed it anyway! So all those people crying about it *disregards FEELINGS* are just wasting their time. How about, how about you cry about *victimizes self* the 6 million people who died in the HOLOCAUST! How about that? *fidgets nervously to prepare next inane segment* "

[RP]

fgt

[M-A-G]

Sounds like something Ben Shapiro would say,

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"
This is Ben and this is the Ben Shapiro show!

Ok so, *fidgets nervously* you got all these *panders to consevatives* LIBERALS talking about, how, if we didnt drone strike that village, then all 100 of those people would be *runs out of breath* would be, would be alive, right? *increases rate of speech* Well, the fact is, the facts are clear here, *appeals to LOGIC* how would you know, that those 100 villagers wouldnt have died from a landslide in a hurricane? The fact is, if you look at it, if you look at the region *pauses* right here, it says, on *appeals to authority* New York Times report, that, this region, is going to have 10 hurricanes next year? TEN! So, *jumps to conclusions* So, maybe, maybe all those villagers wouldve been killed by a hurricane and wouldn't be alive right now? How about that, but the liberals, they dont talk about that! Right?

In fact! *appeals to bigots* chances are, if we didnt bomb that village, ISIS wouldve bombed it anyway! So all those people crying about it *disregards FEELINGS* are just wasting their time. How about, how about you cry about *victimizes self* the 6 million people who died in the HOLOCAUST! How about that? *fidgets nervously to prepare next inane segment* "

I've just been compared to Ben Shapiro....






...this is probably the dirtiest I've ever felt in my entire life...and I've made out with a stripper....:|