So What Was all the Drama For?

[PureHatred]

OK...so we get weeks of Matt defending Lita from Kane. Then there's a big build-up for Kane's ultimatum. Lita gives a poorly acted 'yes.' And then they drop it?

No mention of what the quesion was..no follow up..Matt Hardy doesn't seem to bothered by it...Hardy/Kane is dropped with zero closure...what the hell?

I hate when the WWE (or any company for that matter) does this. We're not stupid..you can't just drop storylines and hope we'll forget. Was the vague allusions to forced sex on Lita too risque? Could the writers figure out no better way to end the 'feud' without one of these gus losing heat? Did it just occur to someone that Bad Blood was coming up, and they had no conetender for Benoit to face? Instead of the 'rape' reference, couldn't the payoff been a scene where Kane takes Lita home and makes her cook him a meal, rub his nasty feet, and then washed his huge, skidmarked boxers? If I have to sit through weeks of Lita's shit acting, I demand a pay-off!!!

And does this kind of stuff still bother any of you?

[c4g2]

Remember the "I still remember" angle on Booker T... Oo do they even know there is a Kane/Hardy/Lita angle?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hate lack of pay off as well, especially with Lita/Kane, seeing as to how I didn't really care about either of the characters for a long time until this "question". Hopefully, they'll still address the situation at some point, but not doing it last night does make it seem like they won't. Who was behind G-TV? What the hell was "Little Johnny"? This kinda sh</>it happens too frequently, and it's an insult to the intelligence of anybody watching.

[The Naitch]

Lita IS Katie Vick

[Azriel]

They'll probably bring it back next week.

[Corkscrewed]

Actually, I think this was intentional. They'll got back to things being good until it's brought up next week or the week after, wherein the tension will build again as stuff happens. Maybe Lita will turn on Matt for Kane or something (as if we've never seen that sort of thing 1000 times before).

[Kane Knight]

Lita IS Katie Vick
Karie Vick could carry Lita to the ebst match of her career. ;)

Now, the question hasn't been dropped, they're just delaying it 'til the PPV.

You see, originaly, the question was "Would you help me resurrect Al-Wilson?" but as plans have changed, and Al's not coming back, that won't work. Hey, the WWE's thinking as hard as they can...

[Kane Knight]

Actually, I just made that up. :lol:

Kane's question was "will you be the first woman to let me get to third base?"

[Kane Knight]

Actually, I just made that up. :lol:

Kane's question was "will you be the first woman to let me get to third base?"
Errrr...First LIVING and CONSCIOUS woman...

[loopydate]

Errrr...First LIVING and CONSCIOUS woman...
...who didn't used to be married to a glitter-wearing freak that inhales before he says his own name.

[Shadow]

Lita is not a god damn human botch machine! Jesus!

However...she would botch the kiss with Kane thing. Give him a knee to the nuts just because I said so. Yeah...that works.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Errrr...First LIVING and CONSCIOUS woman...

:nono:

[Kane Knight]

Lita is not a god damn human botch machine! Jesus!
Yes she is. :)

'Cept maybe the "human" Part.

[Shadow]

Tell me how she botches everything? Then perhaps I'll put down the blunt and the hair dye long enough to consider your words before passing them off as stupid.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's not so much that Lita is a botch machine. It's more that she's not very good at wrestling, ya know?

[loopydate]

Tell me how she botches everything? Then perhaps I'll put down the blunt and the hair dye long enough to consider your words before passing them off as stupid.
Have you seen her moonsault?

Or her "Litarana"?

Or punches?

Or...running the ropes?

Talking?

[loopydate]

*Singing*

She's just a botch machine, and she don't work for nobody but Matt...

[Kane Knight]

Have you seen her moonsault?

Or her "Litarana"?

Or punches?

Or...running the ropes?

Talking?
Especially talking. I've never seen someone botch so much with nothing more than their tongue. Even with my ex, it at least took a little bit of teeth...:shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Especially talking. I've never seen someone botch so much with nothing more than their tongue. Even with my ex, it at least took a little bit of teeth...:shifty:

*shudder*

That just brought back some bad memories. Band aids just aren't the same down there.

[Shadow]

Dude's...she's not that bad. Compared with some of the wrestlers out there she's actually pretty damn good. Don't go knocking someone just cause they broke their neck on the set of Dark Angel. Anyone could've done that.

[Kane Knight]

Dude's...she's not that bad. Compared with some of the wrestlers out there she's actually pretty damn good. Don't go knocking someone just cause they broke their neck on the set of Dark Angel. Anyone could've done that.
Ummmm...If that were the ONLY thing she had done wrong, that'd be one thing.

But please, do ignore the list of the moves she does horribly. The fact that she's shit on the mic and shit in the ring.

[Lara Emily]

Dude's...she's not that bad. Compared with some of the wrestlers out there she's actually pretty damn good. Don't go knocking someone just cause they broke their neck on the set of Dark Angel. Anyone could've done that.
She was horrible before and she got only worse after.

[CBright7831]

What is this "I still remember" angle? Because I don't remember it.

[Wildcat789]

Booker T got a note from somebody that said "I still remember". I think it was supposedly an opening to bring Stevie Ray into the WWE, but they never struck a deal or something...

..Or maybe nobody cared? :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

It was Goldust. Goldust was fired and it was promtply dropped.

[El Santo]

My theory:

Kane wasn't supposed to be facing Benoit at Bad Blood at all. I think that match was supposed to go to "Hirohito" Kenzo Suzuki. He was originally supposed to be pushed to the main event, remember, in a feud with Benoit and Jericho. Well, since Japanese fans started to complain, they had to move Kenzo to Smackdown.

So... what big monster was supposed to face Benoit now?

On Smackdown, the only two big monsters are Kane and Batista. Batista doesn't have main event credibility yet, and Kane --- while horribly depushed since his program with Shane-O-Mac --- still can claim that he's been a former Champion and has been in the title scene a few time.

Besides, think the WWE bookers, Matt's been depushed enough on Raw, what with his "losing streak" and his aborted feud with Mark Henry. What's one more time?

[Shadow]

Mergle...I didn't ignore it. Just...meh. Must be that I see things differently than most of you folks but I find Lita to be a very technically sound Diva. And no, that's not the pot talking. Just, meh. Seems that all the Lita bashing is just unnecessary.

[MVP]

Matt Hardy's never going to get a decent rub in WWE because they're either going to push a hoss or someone very green to hold him back. Several credible superstars suffer from this, especially on RAW, do I have to name people?

If Kenzo Suzuki gets pushed to the main event immediately upon his debut it'll be a huge mistake unless he shows he's miraculously more accomplished than the deserving roster. (some will agree he is).

[CheesyChaz]

*If im right its a spoiler*










I think I know what its about.Kane wants a kid.Lita said yes and then the next week kane was in her dressing room and said it was over so shes probably pregnant with kanes kid.That night she said she wanted to show matt how much she loved him,meaning having sex (I assume) so when she is pregnant matt thinks its his baby but kane burst his bubble and claims its his and the baby would be born round about WM21 (meaning a massive match between them both)
thats my theory anyways.

[HardyStonerfan]

Blinx, yeah..that was random...but my theroy is....

The whole damn fued was to just Give KANE Herpies!!

(Runs away)

Lita Rulez!!!


(YES I'M AM HIGH!! WEEEEEEEEE!!!)

This message was brought to you by the Imagi--nation...I'm a Victem, are you?)

[Kane Knight]

*If im right its a spoiler*










I think I know what its about.Kane wants a kid.Lita said yes and then the next week kane was in her dressing room and said it was over so shes probably pregnant with kanes kid.That night she said she wanted to show matt how much she loved him,meaning having sex (I assume) so when she is pregnant matt thinks its his baby but kane burst his bubble and claims its his and the baby would be born round about WM21 (meaning a massive match between them both)
thats my theory anyways.
Most :wtf: worthy post of the night.

[CheesyChaz]

its a bit far fetched,but hey,so are alot of kanes storylines

[c4g2]

I think Kane asked Lita to stop botching moves or else Vinnie Mac would fire Matt. Then Kane said "It's all over for Matt Hardy", but then they cut out the "for Matt Hardy"

Poor Matt. :'(

[CheesyChaz]

:lol:

[HankScorpio]

I would've asked for a *spoiler* in the title to this thread, But it involves Lita, Kane and V-1, I would have trouble choosing which one of those I care the least about....No,wait, Its the botchtress.

[Thelivinglegend]

Who gives a f-uck about any of these guys, maybe the writers realised what a bad decision it was to have these three in a storyline, it bores the f-uck out of me really and just shows up the poor booking by WWE.

[The Iron Yuppie]

My theory:

Kane wasn't supposed to be facing Benoit at Bad Blood at all. I think that match was supposed to go to "Hirohito" Kenzo Suzuki. He was originally supposed to be pushed to the main event, remember, in a feud with Benoit and Jericho. Well, since Japanese fans started to complain, they had to move Kenzo to Smackdown.

So... what big monster was supposed to face Benoit now?

On Smackdown, the only two big monsters are Kane and Batista. Batista doesn't have main event credibility yet, and Kane --- while horribly depushed since his program with Shane-O-Mac --- still can claim that he's been a former Champion and has been in the title scene a few time.

Besides, think the WWE bookers, Matt's been depushed enough on Raw, what with his "losing streak" and his aborted feud with Mark Henry. What's one more time?

Vince Russo, is that you?

[The Iron Yuppie]

*If im right its a spoiler*










I think I know what its about.Kane wants a kid.Lita said yes and then the next week kane was in her dressing room and said it was over so shes probably pregnant with kanes kid.That night she said she wanted to show matt how much she loved him,meaning having sex (I assume) so when she is pregnant matt thinks its his baby but kane burst his bubble and claims its his and the baby would be born round about WM21 (meaning a massive match between them both)
thats my theory anyways.

Vince Russo, is that you?

[Kane Knight]

Who gives a f-uck about any of these guys, maybe the writers realised what a bad decision it was to have these three in a storyline, it bores the f-uck out of me really and just shows up the poor booking by WWE.
And nothing says good booking like taking a good storyline and dropping it without notice.

[The Mackem]

Due to her reaction when she answered "yes" to Kane's question, I can only assume that she's being sent to Smackdown.

[Anybody Thrilla]

LOL at this whole thread. I've gotta get to spreading some rep.

And that whole pregnancy storyline? That's JUST crazy enough to be true. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWE!!!

...or is it 'Escape the Rules' now?

[CheesyChaz]

I told you it was far fetched.

[CheesyChaz]

Vince Russo, is that you?

How did you know!? :?:

[Vega]

Actually, I think this was intentional. They'll got back to things being good until it's brought up next week or the week after, wherein the tension will build again as stuff happens. Maybe Lita will turn on Matt for Kane or something (as if we've never seen that sort of thing 1000 times before).


That's what I was thinking. I don't think they would have just dropped it completely.

[Kane Knight]

That's what I was thinking. I don't think they would have just dropped it completely.
"I still remember!"

GTV

Kane throwing fireballs

Al Wilson's return.

[loopydate]

The return of the Deadman

[PureHatred]

Yeah..you guys are really hopeful. The week after the ultimatum, JR made a really vague reference along the lines of "Will we ever know what the question was?" and then dropped the subject completely. The WWE doesn't do a good job picking up dropped storylines. This may be another forgotten one.

[loopydate]

What I hope is that they're going to tie all of the loose ends together in one awesome storyline.

For example, Booker T and Undertaker are finishing their feud at a PPV when the lights go out, and the "GTV! GTV! GTV!" voice comes over the TitanTron. We see Booker T's locker room with the "I Still Remember" note laying on a bench or something. Then, suddenly, a briefcase lowers on a rope from the ceiling. Finally, the gloved hand that came up out of the grave appears on screen. Pull back to reveal...

...I don't know. Al Wilson.

AL: Yeah, that's right! It's me! Al Wilson! AKA "Gross Turd Vapor!" Yeah! GTV! And it's been ME all along, suckers! I still remember when your kind used to serve my kind! Get my drift, Bookie? And that bastard Austin was trying to steal my briefcase! MWAHAHAHAHA...*heartattackdiewakeupabruptly* Oh, and Lita saw me walking around in a graveyard when she was hanging out with Kane, and he saw me and asked if it was me, and she wouldn't answer him so he got all pissed off and stalked her until he finally gave her an answer. *Dies again*

-EDIT-
Fixed.

[Mayo]

*If im right its a spoiler*










I think I know what its about.Kane wants a kid.Lita said yes and then the next week kane was in her dressing room and said it was over so shes probably pregnant with kanes kid.That night she said she wanted to show matt how much she loved him,meaning having sex (I assume) so when she is pregnant matt thinks its his baby but kane burst his bubble and claims its his and the baby would be born round about WM21 (meaning a massive match between them both)
thats my theory anyways.

Actually, my friend brought up a similar scenario to me, and CheesyChaz is a new poster. Curt, is that you???

:shifty:

[PureHatred]

What I hope is that they're going to tie all of the loose ends together in one awesome storyline.

For example, Booker T and Undertaker are finishing their feud at a PPV when the lights go out, and the "GTV! GTV! GTV!" voice comes over the TitanTron. We see Booker T's locker room with the "I Still Remember" note laying on a bench or something. Then, suddenly, a briefcase lowers on a rope from the ceiling. Finally, the gloved hand that came up out of the grave appears on screen. Pull back to reveal...

...I don't know. Al Wilson.

AL: Yeah, that's right! It's me! Al Wilson! AKA "Gross Turd Vapor!" Yeah! GTV! And it's been ME all along, suckers! I still remember when your kind used to serve my kind! Get my drift, Bookie? And that bastard Austin was trying to steal my briefcase! MWAHAHAHAHA...*heartattackdie*

Still didn't tie up the Lita thing , though. :nono:

[loopydate]

Still didn't tie up the Lita thing , though. :nono:
Fixed.

[PureHatred]

LOL

[CheesyChaz]

Curt? I'm not Curt.I'm Andrew.....Problem Killer. (ppl seem to like asking for my advice so I guess im a problem killer).Hi to Curt...whoever you are:) :y: