WWE: Royal Rumble 2021

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at R-Truth getting low blowed.

[Evil Vito]

Peter Rosenberg as a WWE champion is the darkest possible timeline.

[Lock Jaw]

Has Lacey Evans won a feud ever

[rez]

I want R-Truth in WWE, Impact, AEW, NJPW, NWA all at the same time.

[Evil Vito]

"David Arquette is finally off the hook" :lol:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Very good David Arquette reference

[rez]

"David Arquette is finally off the hook" :lol:

:rofl:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Stat Guy Greg is a more deserving champion

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Might fuck around and use that bogo $1 promo and get some Roman shirts. Just wish they didn't have that superhuman punch silhouette.

[Lock Jaw]

Not watching rassling, I regret missing heel Roman... seems like good stuff....

[slik]

just get on with the match already jesus

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Really wish they'd have held Owens off till the Chamber and ran the Adam Pierce match. Rumble is the best event for a random matchup like that.

[Lock Jaw]

just get on with the match already jesus

As someone who hasn't been watching/reading results I like it.

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't realize Roman's tattoo was so large....

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Not watching rassling, I regret missing heel Roman... seems like good stuff....

YouTube his stuff. He's been every bit the star they'd hope he'd be when they were shoving him down our throats as a bland babyface.

[Triple A]

Hope the Roman Reigns match is not like 35 mins...

Oh no this is a Last Man Standing match.......

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Fight Owens Fight isn't a moniker, Cole, you idiot. It's a mantra.

[slik]

Wish Goldberg would be inserted into this match too

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Roman needs either a new song or new mix of his current version. He's a tribal chief. Give him something befitting of that title.

Can't wait till he ascends to tribal God.

[slik]

Hoping this is short so we can get to the men's rumble

[Lock Jaw]

Feel like they should have given Roman a new theme... lol at that graphic

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Shirtless Roman is such a snack. I can’t even

[Lock Jaw]

Shirtless Roman is such a snack. I can’t even

Owens looks like he just wandered in off the street

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Roman shirtless and inked the fuck up looking like a million fucking dollars. What an idiot you'd have to be to cover that man up and keep him as a bland ass babyface.

[GD]

Shirtless Roman is such a snack. I can’t even

https://media.tenor.com/images/8b4c5553172e916a3ba7cab6c0b90cb2/tenor.gif

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Shirtless Roman is such a snack. I can’t even

Amazing how letting him heel it up and takehis shirt off turned him into the sexiest man alive

[OssMan]

start the f*cking match...

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Owens looks like he just wandered in off the street

Big part of why I've never bought him as a big time player

[rez]

RR lookin like a beast!

[GD]

Roman Reigns' promo on Smackdown was incredible. Such a natural heel. Love it.

[IC Champion]

Just give me the the next rumble already. Fuck these job guys.

[Triple A]

How many PPVs in a row have Reigns and Owens wrestled... is this like the 4th or 5th match in a row...

[BigCrippyZ]

Cole, Graves and the ring announcer making this unbearable.

[RP]

I want to smell Roman Reigns asshole.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Owens Stunner sucks.

Don't like the finisher spamming already. No build up counting a guy out at all.

[rez]

How many PPVs in a row have Reigns and Owens wrestled... is this like the 4th or 5th match in a row...

shh, pizza man. let us simpleton casuals enjoy

[Triple A]

WWE last man standing matches terrible and boring........ have to wait for the ref to count every time someone goes down... fuck......

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a pretty great spear by Reigns.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

WWE last man standing matches terrible and boring........ have to wait for the ref to count every time someone goes down... fuck......

No psychology to it. Hit finishers a minute in and the ref starts counting.

[IC Champion]

WWE last man standing matches terrible and boring........ have to wait for the ref to count every time someone goes down... fuck......

It’s really wrecking the flow of the show.

[IC Champion]

Can an Uso run in now?

[rez]

Is there any surprises into the men RR or is rez gonna have to run in?

[Damian Rey 2.0]

It’s really wrecking the flow of the show.

They should only count of the guy's legit knocked out and not moving

[Triple A]

Freaking hungry but have to wait until the show is over... this match gonna take so long........ hungry.......

[rez]

Freaking hungry but have to wait until the show is over... this match gonna take so long........ hungry man.......

eat sum sauceless pizza

[IC Champion]

Freaking hungry but have to wait until the show is over... this match gonna take so long........ hungry.......

My Burger King should be here any minute now.

[IC Champion]

They should only count of the guy's legit knocked out and not moving

Or put this match on first instead of the Goldberg match.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Freaking hungry but have to wait until the show is over... this match gonna take so long........ hungry.......

You can't cook?

[rez]

THROW HIM INTO THE DWEEB SCREENS

[IC Champion]

You can't cook?

He’s watching a PPV you fool!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Or put this match on first instead of the Goldberg match.

Or...OR...have a regular match against Adam Pierce cuz it was fresh, different, made sense and gets heat on your heel champion.

[Volare]

Nice toss off.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Fuuuuck that bump sounded thick. Ouch. The floor gonna file for disability after that.

[IC Champion]

Or...OR...have a regular match against Adam Pierce cuz it was fresh, different, made sense and gets heat on your heel champion.

I’m not trying to get bogged down rebooking the territory, I’m just telling you how this card should have been booked, and I’m right.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

He’s watching a PPV you fool!

I COOKED DURING THIS PPV!

[DaveWadding]

Kevin Owens and falling off high shit. Name a more iconic duo.

[Volare]

THAT WAS THE CURTAIN FROM BECKY'S TWEET!!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I’m not trying to get bogged down rebooking the territory, I’m just telling you how this card should have been booked, and I’m right.

This match going first was the best call, tbh

[IC Champion]

AEW did it.

[Triple A]

My Burger King should be here any minute now.

What did you get?

[Emperor Smeat]

Ref somehow managed to forget what number he was on since he almost said 8 twice.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

LMAOOOOOO TAKE THAT AEW! VEHICLE MANSLAUGHTER FOR THE WIN!

[GD]

Damn at Reigns running over Owens with a cart.

[Sepholio]

lmao golf cart

[Volare]

And Roman is trying to murder.

[Lock Jaw]

Lol at Owens running away and getting run over

[Damian Rey 2.0]

What did you get?

He got burger king obvs

[Supreme Olajuwon]

A-E-Dub! A-E-Dub! A-E-Dub!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the AEW style golf cart spot.

[IC Champion]

What did you get?

Whopper with cheese, medium fries and sprite. Plus a junior whopper with cheese for good measure.

[GD]

lol at Owens calling Roman a POS

[rez]

AEW did it.

lol thought the same

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Owens got like 2 inches off the ground before falling on Roman lol

[IC Champion]

:lol: at the AEW style golf cart spot.

Someone will totally call them on it on the next BTE.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I do like how this match is “exploring the space”

[rez]

Whopper with cheese, medium fries and sprite. Plus a junior whopper with cheese for good measure.

Don't forget to live tweet us your bowel movement 20 minutes later.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Owens should be knocking on death's doorstep. Roman took a table bump. Owens got tossed off a platform and ran over.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

You idiot, Owens. Use the forklift to pin Roman for 10 seconds.

[Volare]

HE ACTUALLY FICKING HIT IT!!!

[GD]

Holy shit chants :lol:

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Wanton bomb to Roman's immaculate torso

[slik]

I like the visual/camera work during the empty baseball stadium brawling

[Triple A]

Appreciating the effort they are putting into this match... Was worried it would be like another Edge vs. Randy Orton match where they punch each other for like 45 mins while the commentary team has "serious" quiet voices...

[Damian Rey 2.0]

This has been a great title match

[Lock Jaw]

Bla at the conveniently placed camera being totally different quality and colour temperature.... looked bad....

[Volare]

BRIEFCASE ON THE TABLE....

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: at the Senton Bomb by Owens from the forklift.

Also :lol: at Reigns just lying on the table during the whole setup and the ref ignored counting him down.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Tribal blood Lmaoooooo

[Lock Jaw]

I like the visual/camera work during the empty baseball stadium brawling

Thinking the same.... empty arena match....

[Lock Jaw]

Prob should have just lowered the pallet onto Roman.... didn't a match end like that once...

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Looked like a superman elbow

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Stfu graves

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Roman's back tat is fucking stellar

[Volare]

Ok that was fucking genius by Owens lmaooo.

[Emperor Smeat]

Hate to be the janitor that has to clean up all the mess Owens and Reigns have been making during this match.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Punch him with the handcuffs, champ

[Sepholio]

Roman gripping his wiener pretty tight there.

[Volare]

BAH GAWD STUNNER!!!

[GD]

Holy shit! Kevin Owens is winning :eek:

[GD]

Spoke too soon :o

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Hahaha fuck yeah Roman

[Sepholio]

Ok this is good.

[IC Champion]

Hahaha. They fucked up.

[Volare]

Lmao ref counted too fast.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Wtf is the ref doing?

[IC Champion]

I would love to hear Vince right now

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the ref getting smashed and Owens getting nailed in the nuts.

Thought for a moment, Reigns was going to just topple the lights stand in a feat of strength spot.

[Sepholio]

The ref stopped counting because Heyman cant unlock the cuffs wtf.

[Volare]

YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!

[Evil Vito]

K, this had moments but let's wrap this up

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Shouldn't have even sent the ref out

[slik]

good match between ko/roman

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Has Roman used the guillotine before this?

[GD]

This match surpassed my expectations. Definitely worth the buildup. Quality stuff.

[Sepholio]

KO is champ, fuck the actual results.

[IC Champion]

The handcuff spot totally killed the heat.

[RP]

Botch lol

[Volare]

Low blow is stronger than ANY weapon in WWE.....ok.

[Emperor Smeat]

This new ref is even worse than the other one who got TKOed when it comes to counting out someone.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

An absolutely great match with a shitty/botched/anti climactic finish

[GD]

Has Roman used the guillotine before this?

Yep. It's his new finisher. Even used it to defeat McIntyre at Survivor Series last year.

[RP]

Kevin dont get the 20 count like Roman got?

[slik]

So far the right person has won in every match IMO

[Lock Jaw]

lol.... was quite enjoying that match and then that end just killed everything.

Heyman not being able to get the cuffs unlocked in time so the ref just stopping to count... and then Roman proving that he could "get a vertical base" from that position anyways... and then quickly ending right after.

[slik]

Has Roman used the guillotine before this?

yeah it's been his new finisher for a couple months I think

[Lock Jaw]

Bring on the Rumble

[Evil Vito]

I'd be fine with never seeing these two wrestle again. Was alright but I've seen enough of this feud.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Yep. It's his new finisher. Even used it to defeat McIntyre at Survivor Series last year.

Good. Love it.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I'd be fine with never seeing these two wrestle again. Was alright but I've seen enough of this feud.

Gotta give it a couple years at least

[IC Champion]

Who’s gonna win?

[slik]

WrestleMania: Pirate Ship, Take 2

[IC Champion]

Edge is gonna win!

[Emperor Smeat]

Owens vs. Reigns was very good but that ref count and handcuffs botch at the end killed off a lot of the great flow and excitement the match had built up.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

It would've been cooler of they had gimmick'd cuffs and Roman just ripped them off, then choked out Owens.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Is Samoa Joe retired?

[slik]

LET'S GO GOLDBERG

[Sepholio]

Edge looks way way better than he did last year. His face isn't so sunken in anymore.

[slik]

Triple A gonna mark out if LARS returns

[Lock Jaw]

Is Samoa Joe retired now....

[slik]

I feel like Seth will probably return/maybe win

[GD]

Have Orton's burns healed?

[IC Champion]

These announcers are god awful. How come they can’t get a new tree am already?

[Lock Jaw]

Edge looking good..... hope Christian returns and wins the Rumble...

[Sepholio]

CMON BORK LAZNER!

[Volare]

Edge looks great!

[IC Champion]

Is Samoa Joe retired now....

He should retire from announcing.

[GD]

Have Orton's burns healed?

That was surprisingly fast.

[rez]

lol of course orton

[Emperor Smeat]

So did WWE suddenly forget the order to this Men's Rumble?

Why bother announcing Orton as #1 and Edge as #2 beforehand if they were not going to follow through with it afterwards.

[GD]

Why does this feel longer than 90 seconds?

[Gerard]

Fuck, Ortons burns cleared up well.

[IC Champion]

Why does this feel longer than 90 seconds?

It’s titan time pal.

[Evil Vito]

Orton's burns have cleared up incredibly fast.

He's the new face of Savlon!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Fuck, Ortons burns cleared up well.

Must've used spf 500

[Volare]

Lol Sami being a worm.

[IC Champion]

Fuck, Ortons burns cleared up well.

They have excellent health care at the local medical facility.

[GD]

Mustafa Ali, BABY! :yes:

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Wish app Roman Reigns all over Edge

[Evil Vito]

"#3 is the worst number to draw" with zero mention that Bianca entered #3 earlier.

lol fuck these announcers

[RP]

Didnt Bel Air enter at #3?

[Sepholio]

lol Orton should be the leader of Retribution after that.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

3 men can't drag one man over the rope

[Volare]

Heels being heels.

[Evil Vito]

I very briefly thought Christian was gonna be a surprise entrant there :(

[Lock Jaw]

Christian has to be coming, right?!

[Lock Jaw]

Damn.... Jeff Hardy.... wasted spot

[Damian Rey 2.0]

God love Sammy

[Emperor Smeat]

Bit surprised Ali (and probably the other guys in Retribution as well) got a Rumble spot since they were in close contact with Mia Yim who recently tested positive.

You'd figure they should be quarantined as a precaution just to be on the safe side but then again WWE has mostly half-assed how they've been handling the coronavirus pandemic.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Edgecutioner on the no sell table

[GD]

I AM THE TABLE!

[Evil Vito]

That announce table is stiffer than a Catholic priest's dick in a room of alter boys

[Emperor Smeat]

"#3 is the worst number to draw" with zero mention that Bianca entered #3 earlier.

lol fuck these announcers

Guess RAW's commentary team were very busy in catering during the whole Women's Rumble or else they would have known about that tidbit earlier.

[IC Champion]

Does edge need surgery yet?

[IC Champion]

Orton wins.

[GD]

CARLITO!!!

[Volare]

CARLITO!!!!

[Evil Vito]

CARLITO!!!!!

[GD]

CARLITTTTOTOOWROSLJHOSBKPDFAKJSDFASKLDFMASLJKDFJASDLKFJSDLFJSDFLJSKDKLFSD

[GD]

CARLITTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Emperor Smeat]

:| at Ziggy being #2 for all-time Rumble appearances.

At least on the bright side, he still has another 5 years in order to tie and 6 years to break the record.

:D Carlito.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

CARLITO

[Dark One]

This is like Duke Nukem Forever finally coming out.

What the fuck are we gonna meme now?

Who's next, Papa Shango?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Carlito muy fuerte

[Evil Vito]

Well, Orton's got his free pass to the end of the match then.

[Evil Vito]

Carlito looking swole as fuck.

[GD]

Carlito looks great for a 41-year old. Wow! I'm marking out :love:

[OssMan]

I spit in the face of ppl who do not wish to be cool

[RP]

Carlito looks great.

[Sepholio]

Well, Orton's got his free pass to the end of the match then.

Yep. The Fiend def playing a role in the end now that that has happened.

[Sepholio]

Carlito looks great for a 41-year old. Wow! I'm marking out :love:

Wow he's that old? Crazy.

[Volare]

BIG E!!!! LETSSSS GOOOOOO!!!

[Evil Vito]

Dolph Ziggler has to be the most obvious spot-caller in WWE history aside from John Cena.

[slik]

Randy Orton has an incredible ass

[Volare]

E taking no shit!!!

[GD]

Randy Orton has an incredible ass

https://media.tenor.com/images/8b4c5553172e916a3ba7cab6c0b90cb2/tenor.gif

[RP]

My sources tell me Kofi is turning on The New Day in this match.

[IC Champion]

Randy Orton has an incredible ass

I agree.

[Evil Vito]

Good thing Styles and Ricochet had that qualifying match, then.

[Sepholio]

Ricochet is a wizard.

[Triple A]

Feel like Ricochet is gonna be eliminated in under 2 mins

[Volare]

Edge keeping up with Ricochet...never think I'd see that.

[GD]

Hoping Ricochet has a better 2021

[Triple A]

Ricochet wrestling while wearing a chain...

[Sepholio]

I would just like to take this opportunity to say that Morrison needs to go solo. There are some really great singles matches he could put on with guys like Ricochet or Shinsuke or AJ, etc. Shame he's stuck as a sidekick to The Miz.

[GD]

Fuck Elias!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Swole Carlito looks like Darren Young

[GD]

Hellish :mad:

[GD]

Damien Priest :yes:

[Emperor Smeat]

:n: Elias eliminating Carlito.

Carlito should chuck an apple at Elias' head for revenge.

[Sepholio]

nice @ Damian Priest.

Hope Karrion Kross is in this too.

[Sepholio]

:n: Elias eliminating Carlito.

Carlito should chuck an apple at Elias' head in revenge.

I think I would enjoy an Elias/Carlito feud if this isn't just a one off for Carlito.

[IC Champion]

Is Edge injured yet?

[Evil Vito]

Halfway through, this Rumble match has me thoroughly whelmed.

[Volare]

Good for Miz!

[Triple A]

groaning @ The Miz

[OssMan]

"I came to play" the worst theme

[Sepholio]

You know, and just hear me out here....what if someone used the MITB contract and turned the rumble into a championship match? Forces the champ of choice to come out and join the Rumble as a competitor and puts the title on the line in the match. Think that would be an interesting angle tbh.

[IC Champion]

AEW did it.

[GD]

This Miz and Morrison reunion has been incredibly underwhelming.

[Sepholio]

Ok I am now a fan of Bad Bunny.

[slik]

Bad Bunny gonna get a WrestleMania match

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Flying rapper? A-E-Dub! A-E-Dub! A-E-Dub!

[Volare]

Priest was great there.

[rez]

so...Edge and Orton as the last 2. Might as well turn this off

[Evil Vito]

Fuck Matt Riddle.

[Triple A]

Matt Riddle should win........

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Also Bad Bunny’s foot slipped and that could’ve been so much worse

[GD]

Daniel Bryan, BABY! :yes:

[Emperor Smeat]

First Snoop Dogg did it in AEW and now Bad Bunny does an equally goofy looking splash in WWE.

Wonder who Impact will get to do the guest celebrity goofy dive spot on one of their shows to continue this trend.

[OssMan]

Daniel Bryan seems like the only good "newer" wrestler

[Evil Vito]

I remember sitting at Barclays Center for NXT Takeover New York and Matt Riddle vs. Velveteen Dream was one of the best matches of the weekend, and it was a real treat to experience it live.

Now those memories are tarnished on account of them both being massive creeps.

[RP]

I cant take any wrestler serious who doesnt wear boots and knee pads.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Bryan Styles final 2 please

[Sepholio]

Bryan squaring up with Ricochet = boioioioioioioiiiiiinnggggg.

[Evil Vito]

Seeing Daniel Bryan fall on his head really gets me on edge.

[GD]

Corporate Mayor Glenn Kane Jacobs.

[Triple A]

Big E should also win...

[Sepholio]

LMAO THE MAYOR

[Evil Vito]

LOL Mayor Kane returns

[Fenix122]

BAH GAWD THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!

[slik]

Matt Riddle sucks

[Triple A]

The Demon kane..........

[GD]

OssMan marking out for the Big Red Machine.

[OssMan]

THAT SICK SADISTIC SON OF A ***** KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Volare]

HUG IT OUT!!!!!

[OssMan]

@$$ got in the way of a choke slam...

[GD]

Hug it out! Hug it out!

[Evil Vito]

HUG IT OUT!

[slik]

Mayor Bod Kane

[OssMan]

Nohhh