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GD
03-20-2021, 02:42 PM
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Universal Championship Match (Special Enforcer: Edge)
Universal Champion Roman Reigns vs Daniel Bryan

https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xl/public/all/2021/03/20210305_Fastlane_RomanBryan_MatchPrev_FC_date--0bae6fb53975b62737e859a8235ba1e6.jpg

No Holds Barred Match
Drew McIntyre vs Sheamus

https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xl/public/all/2021/03/20210315_Fastlane_DrewSheamus_MatchPrev_FC_Date--65577a9a5384ade19a0355f7da653cb9.jpg

Intercontinental Championship Match
Intercontinental Champion Big E vs Apollo Crews

https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xl/public/all/2021/03/20210312_Fastlane_BigEApollo_MatchPrev_FC_Date--ea91318dc809e019873c0a1a8a95749f.jpg

Alexa Bliss vs Randy Orton

https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xl/public/all/2021/03/20210315_Fastlane_AlexaRandy_MatchPrev_FC_Date--7de0914cdcad7d5c290624a5a3ff20f0.jpg

Shinsuke Nakamura vs Seth Rollins

https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xl/public/all/2021/03/20210319_Fastlane_ShinsukeSeth_MatchPrev_FC_Date--0631fa13ec03640effb60109f2962d7b.jpg

WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Match
WWE Women's Tag Team Champions Nia Jax & Shayna Baszler vs Bianca Belair & Smackdown Women's Champion Sasha Banks

https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xl/public/all/2021/03/20210304_Fastlane_NiaShaynaSashaBianca_MatchPrev_FC_date--f2b71b53b189947a15f8e93c39912fe9.jpg

United States Championship Match
United States Champion Riddle vs Mustafa Ali

https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_xl/public/all/2021/03/20210315_Fastlane_RiddleAli_MatchPrev_FC_Date--01628285f2a87bf07df16223fb8283e3.jpg



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Gerard
03-20-2021, 04:08 PM
So Sweaty Shane vs Bald Braun has been nixed?

GD
03-20-2021, 05:02 PM
I think that's a WrestleMania program.

Gerard
03-20-2021, 05:50 PM
I think that's a WrestleMania program.

Ah so the typical Shane match where he has to fall off/through something.

xrodmuc316
03-20-2021, 06:48 PM
Remember when we all thought Elimination Chamber was going to be the last PPV on the WWE Network, but that Fastlane sneaks right in there under the wire(by using a Fastlane maybe???) for one more go!!! Good Times

Destor
03-20-2021, 07:38 PM
Riddle is a stupid name

Jordan
03-20-2021, 08:25 PM
It's Hollywood week in American Idol and they have a mystery in store for the contestants so count me out of Fast Lane!

Sixx
03-21-2021, 02:08 AM
Randy Orton is fighting a girl?

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 04:51 PM
Potential spoiler regarding the US title match at Fastlane and fallout at tomorrow's RAW show:


It’s being reported that there have been major changes pitched backstage in WWE regarding the RETRIBUTION faction on Raw.

As per Fightful Select, a “high-level” pitch was made which will likely lead to a split or fracture within the group.

This comes after there have been teases of dissension within the group on TV, with members of the group accidentally costing Mustafa Ali his matches on Raw recently.

The speculation has furthered since T-BAR (Dominik Dijakovic) made some interesting changes to his social media ...

The report notes that tentative plans for the group were put in place for this week, but knowing WWE, the idea may be scrapped anyway.

Mustafa Ali challenges Riddle for the United States Championship on tonight’s Fastlane pay-per-view.

owenbunny
03-21-2021, 05:07 PM
Bad Bunny on the show tonight?
No Bad Bunny = No Buy Rates

https://media0.giphy.com/media/QJZJYjuYVIR2CbSlaj/giphy.gif

slik
03-21-2021, 05:18 PM
I don't think he is on the show but we all wish he was

owenbunny
03-21-2021, 05:22 PM
:wtf:

xrodmuc316
03-21-2021, 05:52 PM
Bad Bunny on the show tonight?
No Bad Bunny = No Buy Rates

https://media0.giphy.com/media/QJZJYjuYVIR2CbSlaj/giphy.gif

With WWE already cashing those Peacock checks, plus still having the WWE Network up, this might be their most lucrative PPV ever.

erickman
03-21-2021, 06:40 PM
wow peacock has dead air between the bump and fastlane 30 mins of stay tuned crap

fundiddle
03-21-2021, 06:43 PM
i would rather see jim cramer from mad money than bad bunny

Sixx
03-21-2021, 06:46 PM
Can someone explain to me why is Orton fighting a girl?

slik
03-21-2021, 06:59 PM
She made goo come out of him and now he wants revenge (that really is the reason)

slik
03-21-2021, 06:59 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Peacock's &quot;hold music&quot; is very soothing. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a> <a href="https://t.co/a2UvYUvgmi">pic.twitter.com/a2UvYUvgmi</a></p>&mdash; Kenton (@Kenton_la) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kenton_la/status/1373755996204597262?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 21, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

slik
03-21-2021, 07:03 PM
Kayla Braxton in the Charly Caruso spot

erickman
03-21-2021, 07:06 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Peacock's &quot;hold music&quot; is very soothing. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a> <a href="https://t.co/a2UvYUvgmi">pic.twitter.com/a2UvYUvgmi</a></p>&mdash; Kenton (@Kenton_la) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kenton_la/status/1373755996204597262?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 21, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

i like the impact hold music better on twitch

Sixx
03-21-2021, 07:12 PM
She made goo come out of him and now he wants revenge (that really is the reason)

Wow. So who is the heel here?

owenbunny
03-21-2021, 07:13 PM
i would rather see jim cramer from mad money than bad bunny

Bad Bunny gets mad money, all the putas stay angry

owenbunny
03-21-2021, 07:13 PM
With WWE already cashing those Peacock checks, plus still having the WWE Network up, this might be their most lucrative PPV ever.

No bunny No money, your source is wrong puta

slik
03-21-2021, 07:15 PM
Would you like to see Bad Bunny defeat Roman for the title, owen?

owenbunny
03-21-2021, 07:16 PM
Yes, all the belts, all the straps, all the raps

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 07:16 PM
Can't say I really care about this show but I have free Network via Peacock now so hey, I'll tune in.

erickman
03-21-2021, 07:19 PM
Can't say I really care about this show but I have free Network via Peacock now so hey, I'll tune in.

yeah i say the 2.50 a month will get more viewers too

owenbunny
03-21-2021, 07:22 PM
I will cancel once BB leaves WWE

slik
03-21-2021, 07:26 PM
Is owenbunny a sock account by owenbrown?

owenbunny
03-21-2021, 07:27 PM
:nono::mad::nono::mad::nono::mad:

I have nothing to do with putabrown

slik
03-21-2021, 07:28 PM
oh ok, ty for clarifying

slik
03-21-2021, 07:28 PM
kickoff show is boring af...I never watch kickoff shows...are they always this boring?

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 07:33 PM
Decent looking card. Will probably try to watch Bryan Roman if Bryan “doesn’t have much time left” but will probably get mad

Wish Michael Cole would get some sort of flesh eating bacteria that slowly erodes his face on live tv.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 07:35 PM
That was a good Rollins promo. Is he back to not being terrible? Hope so. We need him man.

Triple A
03-21-2021, 07:36 PM
Anyone other than slik watching on Peacock... I didn't sign up yet, so will watch on WWE Network for now

Does Peacock suck

slik
03-21-2021, 07:36 PM
what is seth rollins wearing

slik
03-21-2021, 07:37 PM
Link to get Peacock for $2.50 a month for 4 months:


https://www.peacocktv.com/sports/wwe

erickman
03-21-2021, 07:42 PM
Anyone other than slik watching on Peacock... I didn't sign up yet, so will watch on WWE Network for now

Does Peacock suck

it is not too bad so far. the stream is not lagging yet. we will see when the main show starts. it has a good picture.

Triple A
03-21-2021, 07:45 PM
k just signed up with the 4 month deal thing... but will still watch on WWE Network for this one

Not being able to rewind is horrible

erickman
03-21-2021, 07:51 PM
let's hope it is brake up time

slik
03-21-2021, 07:52 PM
RIP Retribution

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 07:53 PM
Lmao Retribution was such a colossal failure.

erickman
03-21-2021, 07:54 PM
k just signed up with the 4 month deal thing... but will still watch on WWE Network for this one

Not being able to rewind is horrible

i hope we can rewind in the replay

slik
03-21-2021, 07:55 PM
no live ads on peacock so far

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 07:57 PM
Missed the entire pre-show, what match did they put on it?

Gerard
03-21-2021, 07:59 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/VGYjXOtqEx8" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>



:wtf:

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 07:59 PM
Missed the entire pre-show, what match did they put on it?

Ali/Riddle, Retribution turned on Ali after

slik
03-21-2021, 07:59 PM
Wish Sid Vicious would return & powerbomb Roman thru the announce table and then cash in a Sid in the Bank briefcase to win the title tonight...

Triple A
03-21-2021, 08:02 PM
Same...

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 08:03 PM
Ali/Riddle, Retribution turned on Ali after

Thanks.

Retribution under Ali somehow managed to be worse than the goofy leaderless direction they were going prior.

erickman
03-21-2021, 08:06 PM
lets hope nia does not hurt anyone.

slik
03-21-2021, 08:07 PM
Sasha/Bianca really bad actors

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 08:09 PM
First PPV match of the Peacock era is a Nia Jax match. That’s certainly a choice.

slik
03-21-2021, 08:12 PM
Bianca/Shayna do not work well together

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 08:12 PM
First PPV match of the Peacock era is a Nia Jax match. That’s certainly a choice.

Guess WWE needed someone to fill in as the Corbin of tonight's big show.

screech
03-21-2021, 08:15 PM
Nia Jax is dressed like the Divas Championship

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 08:19 PM
Ouch at that stiff kick by Sasha to Shayna's face.

slik
03-21-2021, 08:19 PM
If Nia gets in really good shape she should change her name to Nia Jacked

erickman
03-21-2021, 08:21 PM
nia did not hurt anyone good

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 08:21 PM
Ending stunk by Women's Tag title match was better than I had expected.

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 08:21 PM
I don't know about you guys but it's exciting to see the WWE tear down another wall of inequality by finally giving the women their very own version of the 'BUT CAN THEY CO-EXIST~?!' Wrestlemania build.

xrodmuc316
03-21-2021, 08:24 PM
How can a wig have roots showing?? Lol

xrodmuc316
03-21-2021, 08:25 PM
Has Elias ever had an actual match at Mania?

owenbunny
03-21-2021, 08:27 PM
Elias needs to shut his mouth before Bad Bunny shut it for him

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 08:28 PM
Minus Apollo's accent being a bit over the place at times, this new heel persona by him has been pretty interesting so far.

Same for his feud with Big E since the heel turn.

slik
03-21-2021, 08:29 PM
Apollo spear is as silly as the Drew sword

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 08:31 PM
Has Elias ever had an actual match at Mania?

Last year against Corbin.

The build for their match featured him getting splatted on the floor after Corbin tossed him from a scaffold in the Performance Center.

slik
03-21-2021, 08:33 PM
is big e a heel now

erickman
03-21-2021, 08:33 PM
big e is going to talk the whole match

Sepholio
03-21-2021, 08:35 PM
cant even get this shit to work.

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 08:35 PM
Seems Apollo is running in the next election for Mayor of Suplex City based on him suddenly being suplex happy to Big E.

slik
03-21-2021, 08:37 PM
weird ending

Sepholio
03-21-2021, 08:37 PM
finally got it running just in time to see whatever the fuck that ending was

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 08:38 PM
Back-to-back matches that ended in a lame way.

slik
03-21-2021, 08:39 PM
how long has draftking been doing wwe betting?

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 08:39 PM
:lol: at this Old Spice ad.

slik
03-21-2021, 08:41 PM
what @ old spice

Sepholio
03-21-2021, 08:44 PM
lol Braun vs Elias now. There is absolutely no chance (IN HAYELL) that Shane McMahon interferes here. Gonna be as squeaky clean as possible here.

slik
03-21-2021, 08:47 PM
This is all building to a tuxedo match between Shane and Braun at WrestleMania

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 08:49 PM
On one hand that Elias vs. Strowman match was boring.

On the other hand, Shane vs. Strowman probably would have been worse had it actually happened tonight going by the way the build to their feud has been.

slik
03-21-2021, 08:50 PM
Are people watching on the WWE Network getting Draftking ads or is that just Peacock?

Triple A
03-21-2021, 08:51 PM
3 pretty bad matches to start the show so far...

Sepholio
03-21-2021, 08:51 PM
I'd have had Ryker insert himself into the match a lil more but other than that the match went exactly like I thought it would.

slik
03-21-2021, 08:53 PM
Wonder if Droford is on draft kings betting on fastlane r/n

Triple A
03-21-2021, 08:54 PM
This show is horrible so far...........

slik
03-21-2021, 08:56 PM
Matt Riddle sucks

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 08:56 PM
When Braun vs Elias was a boring match yet probably still far more watchable than the Braun vs Shane crap they’re gonna throw out there at WrestleMania. Yeesh.

screech
03-21-2021, 08:56 PM
Riddle's dumbass business ideas make me laugh

Triple A
03-21-2021, 08:56 PM
Matt Riddle sucks

Love him from his pre-WWE time but seems to be written absolutely horribly in WWE...

Triple A
03-21-2021, 08:57 PM
Just remembered that I have some leftover pizza from yesterday, cool... Anyone eating anything cool

Triple A
03-21-2021, 08:58 PM
Have a bad feeling about this match too due to never having seen a good main roster Nakamura match, and this show seeming really "low effort" in general so far

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 08:58 PM
Riddle's pothead gimmick is like RVD back in the WWE but if it was dialed up to 10 and made completely unfunny instead.

Wonder if NBC sort of regrets spending boat loads of money to get the WWE Network based on the poor effort WWE is giving so far for their debut PPV on Peacock.

owenbunny
03-21-2021, 09:01 PM
No Bad Bunny No good ppv

slik
03-21-2021, 09:02 PM
No Bad Bunny No good ppv

I wish Damian Priest would come out and beat some jabroni up

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:06 PM
Are people watching on the WWE Network getting Draftking ads or is that just Peacock?

Unless NBC decided to suddenly change their mind, both would be getting the same ads since those would be from WWE's end and not Peacock based on a recent report from PWI.

slik
03-21-2021, 09:06 PM
Joey Janela tweet that is better than Fastlane so far


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">HOME ON THE RANGE! <a href="https://t.co/5SRHDFyiA7">pic.twitter.com/5SRHDFyiA7</a></p>&mdash; “The Bad Boy” Joey Janela (@JANELABABY) <a href="https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1373778818251378691?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 21, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Triple A
03-21-2021, 09:06 PM
yawning . . .

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:09 PM
Hikaru Shida's Falcon Arrow > Rollins' Falcon Arrow solely because she managed to actually win a match or two with it in recent times.

screech
03-21-2021, 09:11 PM
Seth/Nakamura was good.

Show has not been great so far though.

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:12 PM
Rollins vs. Nakamura was pretty good but also dragged on a bit too long.

Even though its only been a little over an hour, this show so far feels like an episode of RAW in terms of things just dragging along and the filler feel to everything.

Triple A
03-21-2021, 09:14 PM
That Royal Rumble that McIntyre won where Lesnar destroyed everyone was sweet

slik
03-21-2021, 09:15 PM
I wonder if Charlotte is preggo and Rhea will face Asuka at WM

Triple A
03-21-2021, 09:15 PM
These feud recaps are the best part of the show so far

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:17 PM
Umm think WWE aired those Drew clips out of order for this hype video package.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 09:17 PM
That Royal Rumble that McIntyre won where Lesnar destroyed everyone was sweet

Top 10 Rumble IMO

slik
03-21-2021, 09:18 PM
The Lesnar destroying everyone RR is one of my all-time favorite Rumbles

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:20 PM
Nice of Drew to cosplay as William Wallace from Braveheart.

Don't think Drew remembers that it wasn't the Irish who were the villains of that film though.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 09:21 PM
Drew:

https://media1.giphy.com/media/QazAqN1wtdQRO/giphy.gif

slik
03-21-2021, 09:22 PM
Normalize wearing Scottish War Paint to work

slik
03-21-2021, 09:27 PM
WWE probably spends more on kendo sticks than any form of martial arts

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:28 PM
For a guy who suffers from spinal stenosis issues, I'm still surprised at how long Sheamus has still been active in WWE.

Like if he had never publicly revealed it, nobody would ever suspect him suffering from that due to him mostly wrestling the same hard hitting way as he's done since showing up in WWE.

erickman
03-21-2021, 09:29 PM
I wonder if Charlotte is preggo and Rhea will face Asuka at WM

something happened with her and she is not there, we may find out monday.

slik
03-21-2021, 09:31 PM
is this a falls count anywhere match now

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 09:33 PM
Lolllll the horrible sounding piped in Drew chants

erickman
03-21-2021, 09:33 PM
there goes the thunder dome

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:33 PM
Sheamus being thrown into equipment with sparks and smoke flying was a better explosion moment than the wet dud of a ringside explosion Moxley & Kingston had at AEW Revolution.

slik
03-21-2021, 09:34 PM
piped-in crowd chants, ie "Drew Drew Drew" are so weird

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:35 PM
Ouch at that gash on Sheamus' back.

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:37 PM
Is anyone else getting a buzzing sounding noise during this No Holds Barred match?

Not sure if its on WWE's end or my laptop speakers are about to break.

Sepholio
03-21-2021, 09:38 PM
I just noticed that I cant pause or rewind the stream on peacock via PC. Awful.

erickman
03-21-2021, 09:40 PM
I just noticed that I cant pause or rewind the stream on peacock via PC. Awful.

you may be able to when it goes to replay

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:40 PM
Drew vs. Sheamus was a very good hard hitting match despite it also dragging a bit long like most of the matches tonight so far.

Triple A
03-21-2021, 09:40 PM
Is anyone else getting a buzzing sounding noise during this No Holds Barred match?

Not sure if its on WWE's end or my laptop speakers are about to break.

I don't think I noticed anything like that

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 09:41 PM
I wonder how gimmicked the floor is at the Thunderdome because they did multiple floor bumps in that match and they looked gnarly

slik
03-21-2021, 09:44 PM
time for w/e bray's next gimmick is

Blonde Moment
03-21-2021, 09:45 PM
Bray comes out Dressed like Alexa, does all her mannerisms and wrestling moves

Blonde Moment
03-21-2021, 09:46 PM
To end the match Alexa comes out dressed like the Fiend carrying a lantern looking like her head

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:48 PM
I don't think I noticed anything like that

Guess I probably should start looking at getting a new laptop soon since the audio has been a bit messed up since that exploding spot happened.

Hopefully just restarting my computer after this show ends will fix this problem.

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:50 PM
Orton should probably cover his mouth since I doubt him coughing all over the place and puking up black goo counts as following WWE's COVID protocols.

erickman
03-21-2021, 09:53 PM
lame

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 09:53 PM
This sucks.

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:55 PM
:lol: at the Fiend's new shitty looking mask.

Verbose Minch
03-21-2021, 09:56 PM
I genuinely felt embarrassment while watching that Orton match

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 09:56 PM
I don't think Bliss straddling Orton for the pin was PG.

That cinematic match somehow was both the dumbest cinematic match done in wrestling and an entertaining train wreck at the same.

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 09:56 PM
Possibly the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen in WWE.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 09:57 PM
That was pretty cringe bros

DaveWadding
03-21-2021, 09:57 PM
That was...something.

Verbose Minch
03-21-2021, 09:57 PM
I don't think Bliss straddling Orton for the pin was PG.

That cinematic match somehow was both the dumbest cinematic match done in wrestling and an entertaining train wreck at the same.

Orton cumming black goo would be a good twist

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 09:58 PM
Man the transition from hosses stiffing each other for 20 minutes to hokey cheesefest couldn’t have been a worse choice

slik
03-21-2021, 09:58 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LOL<br><br>Cosplay Toxic Avenger Bray is here<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a> <a href="https://t.co/lafDVvWgxh">pic.twitter.com/lafDVvWgxh</a></p>&mdash; Kenton (@Kenton_la) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kenton_la/status/1373801140123529221?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 22, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 10:00 PM
The only cinematic match I'd rank below that Orton vs. Bliss match would be the Adam Cole vs. Velveteen Dream parking lot brawl NXT had last year.

At least Orton vs. Bliss was very dumb and relatively short unlike the very dull and way too long match Cole vs. Dream was.

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 10:01 PM
WrestleMania commercial featuring Austin, The Rock, Cena, Undertaker, Ronda Rousey, Becky Lynch, all who probably won't be there.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 10:01 PM
Realizing that the Fiend was the cool down segment between Drew/Sheamus and Roman/Bryan

How the mighty have fallen

erickman
03-21-2021, 10:02 PM
main event allready

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 10:03 PM
Realizing that the Fiend was the cool down segment between Drew/Sheamus and Roman/Bryan

How the mighty have fallen

Except a cool down segment isn’t supposed to kill my interest in the main event dead because I feel stupid for watching this show any further.

HOW DO YOU KILL MY HYPE FOR BRYAN VS HEEL ROMAN. Ugh.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 10:05 PM
Except a cool down segment isn’t supposed to kill my interest in the main event dead because I feel stupid for watching this show any further.

HOW DO YOU KILL MY HYPE FOR BRYAN VS HEEL ROMAN. Ugh.

As usual, a D Bry hype package will bring us all back to the table

Sepholio
03-21-2021, 10:06 PM
I say this as probably the biggest Bray Wyatt mark on these boards...

WTF was that shit? That was straight awful. I dunno how much creative control he has over all this any more, but I remember at one point that Bray had a lot of say so as far as his character and if this was his brainchild then he needs to be reigned in or something. that was so terrible it's depressing. They basically made him the lovechild of Kane and Sloth from The Goonies. Fuck he probably has a feud with Kane over this gimmick at some point now -_-

AWFUL.

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 10:07 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LOL<br><br>Cosplay Toxic Avenger Bray is here<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEFastlane</a> <a href="https://t.co/lafDVvWgxh">pic.twitter.com/lafDVvWgxh</a></p>&mdash; Kenton (@Kenton_la) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kenton_la/status/1373801140123529221?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 22, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

He looks like a glitched version of Nia Jax in a WWE video game.

Sepholio
03-21-2021, 10:08 PM
One other thing though...was that really Bray playing The Fiend there? Something seemed off at a couple points, like the way he walked. Also doesn't seem the same size as Bray.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 10:09 PM
This is a Wrestlemania main event on a throwaway show and it better be fucking amazing

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 10:10 PM
Probably will end via shenanigans setting up a 3 way dance at Wrestlemania

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 10:11 PM
The idea of a cool down doesn’t even make sense without a live crowd there.

Imagining a new viewer checking this out because it’s on the front page of Peacock and just laughing their asses off at that and clicking off without giving the amazing main the time of day. Oof.

Triple A
03-21-2021, 10:18 PM
Byron Saxton's serious whispering voice is 1 of the most infuriating things in wrestling history 2 me

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 10:23 PM
No LIVE in the upper corner for the main event. They likely jumped straight into filming this while the Bliss/Orton stuff was airing.

Sepholio
03-21-2021, 10:24 PM
they should never turn Roman face again. So much better as a heel.

slik
03-21-2021, 10:25 PM
DBry/Roman prob a better match than Edge/Roman will be tbh

Sepholio
03-21-2021, 10:25 PM
No LIVE in the upper corner for the main event. They likely jumped straight into filming this while the Bliss/Orton stuff was airing.

??? Mine still says live up there

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 10:25 PM
The idea of a cool down doesn’t even make sense without a live crowd there.

Imagining a new viewer checking this out because it’s on the front page of Peacock and just laughing their asses off at that and clicking off without giving the amazing main the time of day. Oof.

WWE pretty much is the only one who constantly does that these days and as a leftover from the era where main event matches were meant to be very lengthy battles that sometimes went to time limit draws or near draws.

NJPW does it the best where they design their cards so the lower tier matches go on first and act as crowd warmers and matches going upwards in terms importance so the crowd is very hot by the time the main event happens.

Jordan
03-21-2021, 10:29 PM
He looks like a glitched version of Nia Jax in a WWE video game.

LOL

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 10:31 PM
??? Mine still says live up there

Odd, mine doesn’t say live anymore when it definitely did before

I assumed switching into “live but delayed” mode became the norm when they do cinematic stuff in the middle of the show since the Thunderdome people already saw the taped stuff

Sepholio
03-21-2021, 10:36 PM
This is already the best Roman Reigns match I can remember watching.

Triple A
03-21-2021, 10:36 PM
I wonder if Charlotte is preggo and Rhea will face Asuka at WM

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Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 10:36 PM
Fuckin love seeing Bryan roll in guys away from the ropes and back to the center of the ring to keep the hold going, always pops me

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 10:38 PM
Guess the rest of the refs are busy in catering if Edge is having to resort to pulling ref duty for the rest of this Universal title match.

Triple A
03-21-2021, 10:42 PM
Interesting at having Reigns tap

DaveWadding
03-21-2021, 10:42 PM
EDGE HAS SNAPPED AND TURNED INTO A BADASS SUBMISSION MACHINE

Sepholio
03-21-2021, 10:44 PM
Yep easily the best Reigns match IMO. That was such good shit.

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 10:44 PM
Ending shenanigans aside, Universal title match was one of the best WWE PPV matches in recent years.

Seriously doubt Edge vs. Reigns is going to match that at Mania assuming WWE doesn't make it a triple threat.

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 10:45 PM
Really good match. Not sure how they can’t turn it into a triple threat at this point.

DaveWadding
03-21-2021, 10:45 PM
So hold on...what's the point of having an enforcer in a match, ostensibly to prevent run ins or other shenanigans, only for the enforcer to be so incompetent that he gets knocked out, shenanigans happen, and then the enforcer themself interferes in the match?

erickman
03-21-2021, 10:47 PM
well peacock worked good no lags or cut outs.

Evil Vito
03-21-2021, 10:48 PM
Either a triple threat, or they pull an NJPW and make Roman defend the belt on each night.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 10:48 PM
Probably will end via shenanigans setting up a 3 way dance at Wrestlemania

I get that this ending was obvious. But they didn’t have to make it so obvious

erickman
03-21-2021, 10:50 PM
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so he knocked her up just before mania sounds like they both want out of wwe.

Triple A
03-21-2021, 10:50 PM
well peacock worked good no lags or cut outs.

I briefly tried to watch on Peacock after signing up then switched to WWE Network and the quality on Peacock looked way worse... looked like 720 on Peacock vs 1080 on WWE Network I think...

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 10:50 PM
WWE could have cut several matches tonight and Fastlane would have been a much better PPV to debut on Peacock than what they gave tonight.

As is, it was mostly all right. Still didn't change my mind going in that this was a mostly useless and very uninteresting PPV that wasted time that could have been spent to make Mania's build a lot better than what its gotten so far.

slik
03-21-2021, 10:50 PM
Good match between DBry/Roman, as always when they square off.

It makes sense to add Dbry to the main-event at WM, easy way to get the title to Edge without Roman getting pinned.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 10:53 PM
I only ended watching the latter half of the PPV

Drew is the baby face beefcake that Vince wanted Cena to be. The Fiend has jumped several sharks. D Bry is a guaranteed 4 star match and Roman did good too. Ending was gay.

Supreme Olajuwon
03-21-2021, 10:56 PM
Here’s what I’ll say about the Fiend. If you want to hype it up as some murder monster who tries to kill opponents by dropping light fixtures or throwing fireballs and then your actual finish is just aggressively throwing someone on their shoulder, it’s going to be lame.

Retire sister Abigail immediately

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 10:59 PM
Either a triple threat, or they pull an NJPW and make Roman defend the belt on each night.

I could see it being the other way around with Bryan vs. Edge on Night 1 and winner gets Reigns on Night 2.

Storyline-wise, Bryan right now has more beef with Edge over costing him the chance at winning the title than he has with Reigns for beating him via shenanigans. Best revenge Bryan can get is denying Edge that very valuable show closing Mania main event title match.

Triple A
03-21-2021, 11:03 PM
Was "Joe Average" in that Old Spice commercial "Eric Bugenhagen"

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 11:09 PM
Was "Joe Average" in that Old Spice commercial "Eric Bugenhagen"

At first I thought it was Abyss since he works as a backstage producer in WWE but thinking about it now, it does seem very possible it could have been Bugenhagan instead.

Triple A
03-21-2021, 11:15 PM
Yeah pretty sure it was him

<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ndc4LSCNkx4" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

He is very charismatic and is looking jacked these days... wonder why he's still not on NXT TV

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/uPhm4kdWgD">pic.twitter.com/uPhm4kdWgD</a></p>&mdash; Eric Bugenhagen (@rikbugez) <a href="https://twitter.com/rikbugez/status/1358202659992461313?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 6, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

OssMan
03-21-2021, 11:17 PM
whats edge so mad about

erickman
03-21-2021, 11:20 PM
they give a hoss like that joe average name

Emperor Smeat
03-21-2021, 11:28 PM
Yeah pretty sure it was him

<iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ndc4LSCNkx4" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

He is very charismatic and is looking jacked these days... wonder why he's still not on NXT TV

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/uPhm4kdWgD">pic.twitter.com/uPhm4kdWgD</a></p>&mdash; Eric Bugenhagen (@rikbugez) <a href="https://twitter.com/rikbugez/status/1358202659992461313?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 6, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Think its a combo of NXT Creative still having nothing for him and him getting hurt a couple years ago deflated all the momentum and plans NXT had for him at the time.

Think he also caught some serious backlash online last year for not wearing a mask for a while at WWE's shows at the Performance Center and the lame excuse(s) he gave.

Triple A
03-22-2021, 02:03 AM
Meltzer says the Universal title match is "confirmed" to be a three way with Bryan inserted into the match

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WWE Universal title match at WrestleMania 37 to be three-way bout <a href="https://t.co/QHl0bm1AiU">https://t.co/QHl0bm1AiU</a> <a href="https://t.co/vO4WgRbgmC">pic.twitter.com/vO4WgRbgmC</a></p>&mdash; Wrestling Observer (@WONF4W) <a href="https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1373851064273752064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 22, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Sixx
03-22-2021, 02:09 AM
Alexa was shooting fireballs? What the fuck am I reading

Gerard
03-22-2021, 02:35 PM
so he knocked her up just before mania sounds like they both want out of wwe.

That'll be Vince in a mood.

Gerard
03-22-2021, 02:37 PM
Alexa was shooting fireballs? What the fuck am I reading

Shooting fireballs and making fire plumes erupt in the middle of the ring.

Volare
03-22-2021, 03:20 PM
Only thing that came my mind was a warped Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.

Sepholio
03-22-2021, 03:49 PM
Shooting fireballs is still better than extra crispy toilet paper bray

#1-norm-fan
03-22-2021, 07:01 PM
Meltzer says the Universal title match is "confirmed" to be a three way with Bryan inserted into the match

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WWE Universal title match at WrestleMania 37 to be three-way bout <a href="https://t.co/QHl0bm1AiU">https://t.co/QHl0bm1AiU</a> <a href="https://t.co/vO4WgRbgmC">pic.twitter.com/vO4WgRbgmC</a></p>&mdash; Wrestling Observer (@WONF4W) <a href="https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1373851064273752064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 22, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

The year-long story of Edge’s career coming back from the dead and him finding himself having to conquer the new unstoppable heel champion for an improbable title reign was a great WrestleMania story. Let’s muddle it up with some multi-man match bullshit.

They’re so adverse to good storytelling that even when it falls into their lap they scurry into a different direction.

Gerard
03-22-2021, 07:32 PM
The year-long story of Edge’s career coming back from the dead and him finding himself having to conquer the new unstoppable heel champion for an improbable title reign was a great WrestleMania story. Let’s muddle it up with some multi-man match bullshit.

They’re so adverse to good storytelling that even when it falls into their lap they scurry into a different direction.


Could tell the edge chair shot was coming a mile off with how they went tight on Bryan and reigns with the camera shot. Though knowing Kevin Dunn i'm amazed the chair didn't have a camera attached to it.

Lock Jaw
03-22-2021, 08:59 PM
WWE would have had the show of the century if they booked Christian in Daniel Bryan's spot, but instead they lost him again....

Mr. Nerfect
03-23-2021, 05:38 AM
Caught a bit of the show. Basically like a set-up show for Mania, not unlike a SNME. It was pretty good stuff, honestly. I don’t know how you can shit on this, for example, then go on to praise AEW.

Yeah, a lot of stupid stuff, but it’s not like you don’t get that everywhere now. If you think your Bray Wyatt/Alexa stuff is good (it’s not), this is probably what you do.

The main event story felt like old-school stuff. Everyone has a reason to be mad at everyone. Edge is turning heel, but so far he is pretty justified in his frustrations. Every performer is carrying themselves with an internal logic. And the match was fucking awesome.

And there’s so much history in these stories. Orton and Wyatt go back to 2016. Drew and Sheamus back 20 years or whatever. The Edge/Daniel Bryan stuff seems likely to be based around their career comebacks, so it’s really going to cover a lot of time, even if Bryan and Edge interacting is new. Edge and Roman go back to the 2020 Royal Rumble and I think maybe even further. Bryan and Roman have always been getting into it.

WWE is just telling better stories right now.