AEW Dynamite in Long Island - 12.8.21

[slik]

Long Island Arena

[rez]

whoooooooooo

[slik]

godzilla killing bitch ass ghidora before dynamite

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Long Island Iced Z Zack Ryder does a run in while wearing a cape

[Supreme Olajuwon]

https://i.redd.it/42bu893xcb481.jpg

[Triple A]

Hope the crowd gives MJF a 5 minute standing ovation,

[Triple A]

Arena looks good

[Triple A]

Boooooooooooo

[ron the dial]

niiiiiiiiiiice

[slik]

wish I could powerbomb triple a thru a table to teach him a lesson

[Evil Vito]

Lmao that’s a great troll job by Punk

[Triple A]

lol crowd reaction is very funny

[slik]

so glad taz is on commentary

[ron the dial]

lol that's all you got? beautiful.

[Evil Vito]

Islanders joke? Fuck you Punk!!! :mad:

[slik]

what happened to justin roberts, why did they mention him

[rez]

not sure the crowd knows how to react. lool

[Triple A]

Crowd should start throwing trash in the ring

[rez]

hahaa. tempted to get that shirt

[xrodmuc316]

So now Punk is a heel too?

[Triple A]

So now Punk is a heel too?

He's being a heel tonight to troll the crowd since they're behind MJF since it's his hometown and they were gonna boo Punk anyway...

[Evil Vito]

LEAVE THE ISLANDERS ALONE WE HAVE BEEN SICK

[rez]

So now Punk is a heel too?

well, he is friends with Stephen Amell

[xrodmuc316]

"Your city and its teams are bad!"
BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!! :roll:

[ron the dial]

god i loved dennis rodman

[Triple A]

Crowd chanting "shut the fuck up"? lol

[slik]

I agree with the Long Island crowd chanting 'F*** Your Pizza' at CM Punk

Chicago Style Pizza is disgusting and covered in gross tomatoes, Thin Crust ONLY please.

[Triple A]

Promo too long winded...

[slik]

ron the dial shaken to his core

[xrodmuc316]

Crowd chanting "shut the fuck up"? lol

Wish they would chant Mickey Gall and Mike Jackson

[ron the dial]

dangerously close to a neg rep slik

[slik]

wish zack ryder would attack punk with a barbed wire baseball bat

[ron the dial]

talking shit on king ghidorah and deep dish pizza in the same thread...

[rez]

Chicago deep dish is wannabe Sbarro NY thin

[xrodmuc316]

"I could beat any man here up!"

Is this dude senile? We all know there is nobody he cant beat up :rofl:

[Triple A]

Hmm, Wardlow in the battle royal also

[slik]

I always like a good battle royal...glad Ricky Starks is back on tv again

[slik]

hope ricky starks has a huge wardrobe malfunction in this match

[Triple A]

lol @ MJF vignette

[slik]

lmfaooooo at this mjf vid

[ron the dial]

probably a poor, most definitely a mid

[ron the dial]

bragging about a high school keg stand lol

[Triple A]

Dasha talking over MJF's entrance pop...

[slik]

MJF uncharacteristlly having a hard time staying in character via the crowd loving him for once

[xrodmuc316]

Ok after that vid if MJF doesnt go over Punk then Tony Khan is worse than even I thought

[slik]

hope zack ryder beats you up @ Triple A!!!

[Triple A]

hope zack ryder beats you up @ Triple A!!!

Yea I'd like to see him try..

[slik]

I forgot Jay Lethal signed with AEW

[Evil Vito]

Face MJF is an interesting social experiment.

[ron the dial]

get matt hardy off my f*cking tv

[ron the dial]

hobbs and wardlow? :drool:

[slik]

Matt Hardy sux

RTD and I back on the same page!

[ron the dial]

looking forward to snowpiercer coming back

[ron the dial]

two big bulls bangin

[Triple A]

lol MJF eliminating Wardlow

[ron the dial]

he joined team taz so he could get into the finals of the dynamite diamond ring tournament by turning on them? pretty weird.

[Triple A]

love it

[ron the dial]

lolllllllll MJF you bastard!

[rez]

WHAT IS GOING ON

[slik]

This better mean Ricky Starks will be on Dynamite on a regular basis again going forward...

[Evil Vito]

Oh man, Dante beating MJF would be sooooo cool.

[Triple A]

first half hour was great...

[slik]

hope jungle boy has a wardrobe malfunction in this match

[slik]

Taz is angrier than a wrestling fan who discovers black shirts and khaki shorts are against a dress code

[slik]

wish paul white would come down and make this a handicap match

[Supreme Olajuwon]

So happy to have Taz on commentary.

[Triple A]

Pillman not very over...

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Also that Griff Garrison plancha looked awesome

Feel like that’s the first time I’ve ever noticed him but well done

[Triple A]

Damn, Bowens kicked Pillman right in the dang face

[slik]

luchasaurus needs to dress like andre the giant

[slik]

lock jaw marking out r/n

[Triple A]

Almost had a Daniel Garcia wardrobe malfunction @slik

[slik]

YES almost a wardrobe malfunction on Daniel Garcia!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh no big time audio botch

[ron the dial]

really wish santana and ortiz would stop wearing face paint constantly

[slik]

#Blessed

[slik]

Dante vs MJF will be great next week, I bet Dante wins too via Punk

[Triple A]

Cash Wheeler always sounds like he has a cold

[slik]

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[slik]

h8 the buxks

[Triple A]

Rocky Romero looks like 5'3 next to Chuck Taylor...

[rez]

Bucks ring attire probably should be described as "adult store toy pink"

https://content.wafflegirl.com/galleries/content/3/268/3268195_a649bda.jpg

[Triple A]

Don't care about Rocky Romero so feels hard to care about this match...

[slik]

wish zack ryder was in this match

[slik]

every time I see OC now I am traumatized Matt Hardy will appear and have a 20 minute match on tv

[slik]

I think the new matrix fillm will bomb

idk why I do tho

[slik]

wish this would end

[Triple A]

Yeah match is way 2 long... finally kinda getting interesting now but was kinda bad for the entire thing before the commercial

[rez]

I think the new matrix fillm will bomb

idk why I do tho

Cyberpunk John Wick can't do any worse than the 3rd Matrix movie in terms of enjoyability. It'll bank anyways.

[ron the dial]

Yeah match is way 2 long...

[Triple A]

Good last 3 mins

[ron the dial]

SUE!

[Triple A]

Nice....... Trent

[ron the dial]

TRENT!

[slik]

Sue has CENA NUFF

[Triple A]

Trent rules... desperately needed... Best Friends seemed like a jobber stable without him

[ron the dial]

so good to see trent back. love him.

[Triple A]

Looking real lean

[slik]

Trent looks 10x better with short hair

[Triple A]

Trent also from Long Island

[Evil Vito]

Sue is over AF. Trent too.

[rez]

The ozone layer is gonna get its revenge on Cutler one day

[slik]

huge boobs penelope ford has CENA NUFF

[Evil Vito]

“Surprise bitch!”

[slik]

stealin that line for twitter @rez a roni

[rez]

BEST STABLE IN THE BIZ

[slik]

oh no

[ron the dial]

oh yeah cody get some

[Triple A]

damn @ disfiguring burns on his body

[rez]

stealin that line for twitter @rez a roni

huh

[ron the dial]

i honestly love how cody is playing this

[ron the dial]

YES ETHAN PAGE let this man speak

[ron the dial]

they talk about balls too much in AEW for my taste

[Evil Vito]

i honestly love how cody is playing this

About to exit through the heel tunnel only to turn around and go through the face one lollllll

[Evil Vito]

Sue joining Chaos is best for business

[ron the dial]

hayter's theme song gets me so amped up

[Triple A]

Yeah great theme

[slik]

lock jaw sexing his vacuum during this match prob

[Triple A]

Riho's theme rules too.....

[Evil Vito]

Would pay good money to be sat on by Jamie Hayter’s gigantic beautiful ass

[Triple A]

Jamie Hayter wrestling without those ass strap things in this match...

[ron the dial]

(emi sakura and ryo mizunami put on a banger on dark last night)

[ron the dial]

(also ogogo made his return on dark last week? i think it was last week? i dunno i don't f*ckin care about that guy.)

[Triple A]

Keep thinking about that Darby Allin video slik posted where has is all happy and has different hair

[Evil Vito]

Okada’s theme hits and Sue drives him down to the ring in the minivan

[Triple A]

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[ron the dial]

damn @ that brainbuster!

[ron the dial]

i feel like every match on the card needs to be shorter to make room for either more matches or ideally more mic/backstage/vignette/interview time.

[ron the dial]

definitely if you're gonna keep signing people.

[Triple A]

Yeah all the matches seem too long tonight for some reason

[rez]

Disco Inferno actually made a good point for once that the only backstage female shit typically involves Baker (while still respecting her skills).

[Triple A]

Enjoying this match though

[rez]

earlier was an exception

[ron the dial]

it could have benefitted from being like 3-5 minutes shorter but it got fun in the closing stretch.

[Evil Vito]

HOOK IS DEBUTING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

[ron the dial]

GUESS WHAT DUMMIES

[ron the dial]

my god

[rez]

Fook yeah. Hook!

[Evil Vito]

https://c.tenor.com/9VuG1d2QOOQAAAAC/oh-my-god-its-happening.gif

[slik]

HOOK

[ron the dial]

hell yeah serena deeb & shida

[ron the dial]

this is what i'm talking about. hatred. bad blood. vendettas. more of that.

[Triple A]

Hell yeah

[Triple A]

Serena Deeb rules

[ron the dial]

damn malakai....

[Triple A]

despicable!

[Evil Vito]

It’s become a running joke that AEW interviews literally can’t get through a single question without interruption

[rez]

Gonna be in Vegas next Wednesday. I'm gonna go put all my money on Shida somewhere

[Evil Vito]

More Deeb and Shida is always good by me

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">SEND HOOK!!<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEW</a> Dynamite <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWRampage?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWRampage</a> <a href="https://t.co/uQYCqagJIF">pic.twitter.com/uQYCqagJIF</a></p>&mdash; Dylan St. Clair (@Saint_56) <a href="https://twitter.com/Saint_56/status/1468772566676475906?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[ron the dial]

johnny hungee gonna get his f*cking head kicked in

[ron the dial]

"right there he just got nailed by the meat man."

[slik]

Hoping Hook's finisher is a double axe handle from the top rope

[Triple A]

Damn @ Revolution being on a Sunday... is that a holiday weekend? I don't think so... seems bad

[slik]

Hangman has CENA NUFF

[slik]

hoping taz stays on dynamite forever

[weather vane]

Why don’t I love Taz on commentary? I mean he’s fine..

[Sting Fan]

I’m really torn on how AEW book there world champ. I like the special nature of an appearance by the champ, I like matches are a bit rarer (at least title matches) but I also want to see the champ.

I could do with more Adam Page in my life I think.

[drave]

"right there he just got nailed by the meat man."




This sounds like a PG reading of an episode of Oz.

[Jordan]

This episode didn't grab me. The Punk/MJF stuff was good but I wanted more than what we got. The rest of the show was decent but didn't rock me.

[Jordan]

I don't hate Taz on commentary but I'd prefer AEW shoots to replace JR with Mauro Ranallo in the future.

[Jordan]

AEW has these peaks and valleys and I think they are on a slide downward since Full Gear, really since All Out but this winter season seems to again be a bit bland. It's still the only wrestling I can't bear to watch but it's not hooking me like it did a few months ago.

Why in the shit would Malister go after The Varsity Blondes?

The Cody/Sammy segment was fantastic btw, short but very charged. Cody playing the game now is fun to see.

[Jordan]

Too many young guys on the card last night and too many stars left off or not highlighted properly. More Andrade, Malister, Archer, Christian, Darby, Baker, Lucha Bros, Miro and others all while Mox, Jericho and Kenny are out. Seems crazy to be missing that talent and not using so many other stars.

[Evil Vito]

I'm not averse to giving talent a week or two off here and there, big roster to feature and all of that and it helps give people a breather both mentally and physically.

It is strange when talents end up in holding patterns without actually being written off though. Like Miro just being relegated to vignettes since Full Gear. I wanna see him truck some bitches in the meantime.

[Evil Vito]

I think it's another example of the rankings/keeping track of records being something they should do away with. Wasn't a bad idea to try it but 3 years in it's more of a hindrance.

MJF covers up for not wrestling much by saying he "only wrestles when it's important" but the reality is it's because if he just racks up squash wins his W/L record would mean he has to be put in a title program even if they don't want him to be in one.

[Evil Vito]

All that said I'm jazzed as fuck for Hangman/Bryan next week. Glad we're getting Punk/MJF on the last Dynamite of the year too. Some cool stuff to end the year on.

[Fignuts]

Do not agree with the face/heel swap punk and mjf did for this show. Yes mjf was going to get a big reaction, but between the two of them, punk and mjf are skilled enough to flip that reaction. Especially considering mjf is 100% the type of heel that would shit talk his own hometown.

As it was, some of mjf's actions felt out of character, and the whole thing felt off to me in regards to the overall narrative in the feud.

[Jordan]

Yeah that heel/face flip for the night wasn't nesssicary, but it was good to see Punk have some kind of an edge.

[Triple A]

MJF told Z100 that he has one question for Eddie Kingston and that is simply, “when is he going to hit the gym?”

“When are you going to hit the gym? That's my question. You will not find one fat person in the Long Island audience. I can promise you that."

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/Vcqm2FLsMM">pic.twitter.com/Vcqm2FLsMM</a></p>&mdash; Send HOOK (@SendHOOK) <a href="https://twitter.com/SendHOOK/status/1465349835993669632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[slik]

People on twitter saying Action Bronson did Hook's theme


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Send Hook!!!! ����<br> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeamTaz?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TeamTaz</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/SendHOOK?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SendHOOK</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWRampage?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWRampage</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SendHook?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SendHook</a> <a href="https://t.co/2inJ93TKti">pic.twitter.com/2inJ93TKti</a></p>&mdash; Jaggz Nasty is still alive..? (@JaggzNasty) <a href="https://twitter.com/JaggzNasty/status/1468791447876943872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[ron the dial]

definitely sounds like him

[ron the dial]

all the pussies and bussies must have been soaking wet after that entrance...

[slik]

HOOKers Unite

[Jordan]

Lmao at the Hook chant like from the pirates in Hook with Dustin Hoffman.

[xrodmuc316]

Its too bad they taped Rampage this week. Johnny Wrestling is a free agent in about an hour and a half, he could have been on Rampage tomorrow.

[Tom Guycott]

damn @ disfiguring burns on his body

UnAmerican Nightmare: the AEW version of Undashing!

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[Tom Guycott]

Disco Inferno actually made a good point for once that the only backstage female shit typically involves Baker (while still respecting her skills).

Something, something, something about sunshine on dogs asses, blind squirrels, and broken clocks.

Hell, even the National Enquirer broke a legitimate, factual, front-page news story that one time in its entire history of being an intentionally farcical trash read. Still doesn't make it a "trusted source".

[Tom Guycott]

About Hook:

Minus: The Cloud Strife hair. Maybe it might grow on me in time, but right now, he looks like a discount Tanahashi.

Plus: Using the Dadmission. Overpowering someone for slams and shit might work on the likes of Fuego, but it won't look right for most of the roster visually to get away with that a lot. But submissions are pretty evergreen.

He might have the goods to fake it til' he makes it. I don't even mean this ironically. The only complaint I have is he's noticably slow and deliberate when he does everything where he looks like he's thinking about every move every step of the way while he's actively doing them. That going away just comes with reps and time. He carries himself like a BMF even though he doesn't really look it. At all. But he's got the swagger to run with that ball thus far, as opposed to Roman Reigns once upon an NXT run. Hell, make Hook a complete submission artist (not so much like Danielson using 800 of them, but something more akin to the whole Diamond Cutter "from anywhere"/RKO "outta nowhere" thing, just with tapouts, Hobbs can be the new Suplex Machine, and Dante can handle all the aerial shit. Starks can be the balance of all that.

[DaveWadding]

Here's my one paragraph on Dynamite from this week: Punk/MJF war good, them flipping roles because they're in MJFs hometown was a pretty cool idea. Jamie Hayter makes any episode of Dynamite worth watching. Really like John Silver. He's the only guy in Dark Order that stands out to me. Wish he could have a more competitive match with Danielson. Would be fun. FTR/Lucha Bros my fav thing in AEW right now. They should do a whole episode match on Rampage with those 2 teams one week.