AEW Dynamite - Dec. 29, 2021

[Triple A]

Who is watching

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHzmimIXoAsbfq2?format=jpg&name=medium

[Triple A]

Card doesn't seem very good... but should still be cool hopefully...

[Triple A]

Women's match is the most interesting...

[ron the dial]

you know i'll be here

[Triple A]

Anyone eating anything cool

Think I'm gonna go get "a couple of slices" of pizza

[rez]

Nom nom on that Sbarro, brah

[slik]

Good ol JR

[Evil Vito]

Anyone eating anything cool

Think I'm gonna go get "a couple of slices" of pizza

Made turkey sloppy joes. Pretty good.

[xrodmuc316]

I hope JR punches the first guy that joins them for guest commentary.

[Evil Vito]

Happy for JR

[ron the dial]

two danhausen shirts, a danhausen mask. very nice, very evil.

[xrodmuc316]

Did Marko Stunt get fired? He hasnt been around in forever.

[slik]

a ten man tag, truly a daly's place ep of Dynamite

[ron the dial]

i want FTR's song to play at my funeral

[Evil Vito]

I really like Daily’s Place with the corner entrance leading to the ring through the crowd. Understood why they changed the camera to face the tron during the mostly empty pandemic days but this setup is just way cooler.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Will miss Taz and Excalibur’s chemistry together but JR and Tony just make me smile

[slik]

Grateful and Blessed that the Matt Hardy/OC feud is done and in the past.

[Triple A]

Marko Stunt should return and "take out" Christian Cage for taking his spot in Jurassic Express... then should have a match at the PPV which Marko Stunt wins

[rez]

Marko Stunt should return and "take out" Christian Cage for taking his spot in Jurassic Express... then should have a match at the PPV which Marko Stunt wins

no

[ron the dial]

screamed like a banshee (whatever that may be)

[xrodmuc316]

Giant 6'5" Luchasaurus :rofl:

[ron the dial]

dang just spotted the danhausen/mjfhausen sign too

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dang Christian Cage pinned clean on free tv.

[Triple A]

Daily's Place looks cool... forgot due to getting bored of it before

[Loose Cannon]

FTR using a variation of Midnight Express’ theme is amazing

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Daily's Place looks cool... forgot due to getting bored of it before

It looks better with this camera angle. I haaaaaaated the center stage hard cam with the box of fans behind them. Looked so bad.

[Loose Cannon]

Marko Stunt should return and "take out" Christian Cage for taking his spot in Jurassic Express... then should have a match at the PPV which Marko Stunt wins

god I can’t stand that guy. Hope he never returns .

[Triple A]

It looks better with this camera angle. I haaaaaaated the center stage hard cam with the box of fans behind them. Looked so bad.

Oh yeah forgot about that, that looked like shit

[ron the dial]

ortiz with that abbath paint tonight

[rez]

Kingston's New Year's Resolution should be to get new fucking ring attire.

[slik]

Eddie Kingston in a mood

[Triple A]

Not a lot of crowd interest for this match... too many Kingston vs. these guys matches/segments

[Triple A]

Garcia seems like a good wrestler I guess but agree with Lock Jaw that he looks like a jobber.....

[rez]

Yawn... smoke em if you got em.

How's the Sbarro?

[Triple A]

Yawn... smoke em if you got em.

How's the Sbarro?

Good brother, thank you for asking

[Evil Vito]

Eddie Kingston rules

[BigCrippyZ]

Eating some pretty good Chinese takeout from a local place.

[BigCrippyZ]

Curious to see where they go with the potential Christian/Lucha Bros feud.

[Triple A]

Good @ giving 2point0 a win so they don't come off like total jobbers who you know will lose every match

[Evil Vito]

Nice of Jericho to show up only after his dude got clocked with the fucking ring bell!

[rez]

Might make a, "Design Eddie New Ring Gear" thread and send the results to his Tweeter...

[Triple A]

Eating some pretty good Chinese takeout from a local place.

Did you take it out or get it delivered... Just wondering re: your use of the term "takeout"

[slik]

bloodshot eyes of jericho

[slik]

Garcia seems like a good wrestler I guess but agree with Lock Jaw that he looks like a jobber.....

slik thinks he hot so it's really all he pays attention to during his matches

[xrodmuc316]

So now Eddie is back to being a heel again?

[Triple A]

My dad said Jungle Boy "looks like a little kid" when watching AEW Rampage: Holiday Bash

[ron the dial]

wardlow is over this shit

[ron the dial]

i love smart mark

[BigCrippyZ]

Did you take it out or get it delivered... Just wondering re: your use of the term "takeout"

Actual "takeout", it's raining and didn't want to make a delivery person have to deal with the rain.

[Triple A]

i love smart mark

He's great with MJF

[Triple A]

Left arm hurts when I breathe after eating pizza... need 2 eat healthier.....

[Evil Vito]

Smart Mark Sterling is excellent

[Evil Vito]

Can’t wait for Wardlow to powerbomb MJF

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">MJF sounds like every white dude that’s ever been in one of my political science classes. I want to punch him in his stupid face very badly. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDYNAMITE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDYNAMITE</a> <a href="https://t.co/cFNVwuCtOZ">https://t.co/cFNVwuCtOZ</a></p>&mdash; Hendo (@Hendo968) <a href="https://twitter.com/Hendo968/status/1476367056102645766?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[rez]

Left arm hurts when I breathe after eating pizza... need 2 eat healthier.....

If I ever die you can have first dibs for my arteries

[ron the dial]

christian! the children! please!

[Triple A]

Christian cussing again as always......... :roll:

[slik]

Always enjoy seeing Wardlow powerbomb people to hayell

[Evil Vito]

The Smart Mark thing was such a great callback to his initial introduction to the company as MJF’s lawyer against Mox

Whilst all the big name signings get the plaudits, the way AEW bring in lesser known talents to slot into perfect roles on the roster is exemplary.

[xrodmuc316]

OMG Colin Delaney still wrestles??? Lol

[Evil Vito]

WWECW had some really fun characters, including Colin Delaney getting murdered by every hoss on the roster.

[xrodmuc316]

WWECW had some really fun characters, including Colin Delaney getting murdered by every hoss on the roster.

I remember thinking Mike Knox was a beast for a few weeks thanks to Colin!

[ron the dial]

just roasting brandi out there

[rez]

Fuck you, Dan!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Brandy_Norwood.jpg/1200px-Brandy_Norwood.jpg

[Evil Vito]

I love that Spears has been upset that Wardlow is taking the damage too far in every match, only to then attack the dude with a chair. It's a simple thing, but I love it

[slik]

Tranformers logo tattooed on your neck lmao

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Danbert 4 Life

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Lambert going off and Brandi coming in hot. Just trading bombs.

[ron the dial]

gotta say i'm loving brandi in this exchange so far

[ron the dial]

if only she could actually wrestle....

[Triple A]

Brandi is pretty good on the mic tbh

[ron the dial]

somebody gif page and sky finger kissing page's ass

[slik]

Well that was different for AEW

[Evil Vito]

Brandi so hot.

[Triple A]

The Cole/Bucks backstage segments have been bad imo... something about them seems really amateur, feels like WWE backstage segments with bad forced acting

[rez]

Yeah...they need to get Don Callis out there to Band-Aid that shit.

[rez]

Jade has no biz winning this match unless Rosa is gonna become Women champ..still, tho.

[Triple A]

Rosa rules...

[ron the dial]

hell yes thunder rosa

[rez]

Rosa an LA Charger fan?

[Triple A]

Jade has no biz winning this match unless Rosa is gonna become Women champ..still, tho.

Yeah I think Britt or her lackies cost Rosa either this match or the final... Feel like Rosa will beat Britt at the PPV

[xrodmuc316]

She should have kept the Wolverine claws on!

[ron the dial]

Rosa an LA Charger fan?
x-23

[BigCrippyZ]

The Cole/Bucks backstage segments have been bad imo... something about them seems really amateur, feels like WWE backstage segments with bad forced acting

I enjoyed the first few after Omega left but it's just been too repetitive and almost pointless since. Not the worst but just not good enough to keep doing essentially the same thing every week. Need to mix it up and try something different.

[slik]

I don't want Thunder Rosa OR Jade Cargill to lose

[rez]

or leave it for Being the Elite

[rez]

x-23

I stick by my question. SA doesn't have an NFL team and the former San Diego team was a hop skip border crossing from Tijuana.

[ron the dial]

i dunno but she has a a lightning bolt on a lot of her gear. i know she's a warriors fan.

[Triple A]

I stick by my question. SA doesn't have an NFL team and the former San Diego team was a hop skip border crossing from Tijuana.

Maybe but she's just wearing Wolverine colors

i dunno but she has a a lightning bolt on a lot of her gear. i know she's a warriors fan.

Think the lightning bolt is cause of her name... "Thunder"... usually has a lightning bolt and a rose

[ron the dial]

WHO THE HELL WAS THAT

[xrodmuc316]

Imagine if Jade Cargill and Bobby Lashley had a kid. That would be a 500 pound 1% bodyfat Warrior

[Triple A]

Hayter?

[Evil Vito]

Wooo Mercedes!

[ron the dial]

YESSSSS MERCEDES MARTINEZ

[Triple A]

"meh"

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Thought it would be Hayter. Martinez is cool!

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Can’t say enough how impressive it is that Jade has come so far in such a short time. Pulling for her to win the tournament.

MERCEDES MARTÍNEZ WTF

[Triple A]

Ppl on the internet seem to love Mercedes Martinez... did she used to be good before... seems like she has "no personality" but have only seen her like 3-4 times

[slik]

That was a good finish bc neither lady should be eating a clean loss right now, both need to stay booked strong.

[slik]

was MM in NXT 2.0?

[ron the dial]

cargill gotta win this whole thing

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Probably Jade’s best match so far. Really sold the leg injury well. Hope whatever Rosa did to help Britt also rubs off on Jade.

[Evil Vito]

Mercedes Martinez persevering after growing up in the absolute shithole that is Waterbury, CT permanently earns my respect.

[rez]

I didn't know Leyla and our alien queen had beef....guess I should remember to watch my DVR'd Rampage eps.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Probably Jade’s best match so far. Really sold the leg injury well. Hope whatever Rosa did to help Britt also rubs off on Jade.

Like that after getting saved from the post match beat down, she hobbled back to her feet and immediately dropped back down after one stomp. It’s a little thing that goes a long way.

[slik]

CM Fresh Haircut

[xrodmuc316]

Tony talks WAY too much shit about MJF. MJF should be attacking him.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Welcome to <a href="https://twitter.com/AEW?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AEW</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/RealMMartinez?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RealMMartinez</a>!<br><br>Mercedes Martinez is <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/allelite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#allelite</a><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDynamite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDynamite</a> <a href="https://t.co/kDpXtnqyBv">pic.twitter.com/kDpXtnqyBv</a></p>&mdash; Tony Khan (@TonyKhan) <a href="https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1476376466283765760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[ron the dial]

MJF better attack this mafk or something...

[slik]

Stone Cold Sam G

[slik]

Would be insane if Gail Kim attacked Sammy Guevara IMO

[ron the dial]

hell yeah shida

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Sammy needs some actual feuds to advance his character before he starts chasing a title. Awesome in the ring but nothing to invest in character wise.

We’re gonna get Shida and Deeb 4? Love it but please no more after this. Deeb should definitely be moving up the card though.

[slik]

where did Sammy go

[slik]

I wanted a Sammy promo not Mullet Jr

[slik]

Pillman getting better on the mic

[ron the dial]

LIGHTS OUT BITCH

[Triple A]

would be cool if Brian Pillman Jr. pulled out a gun on Malakai next week...

[slik]

...ok

[Jordan]

I've enjoyed the show so far tonight, especially the Mercedes Martinez debut and backstage with The Elite angels. The Cargill/Rosa match was pretty good and Dan Lambert and Brandi was great. "You say you have a black belt well I'm a BLACK BITCH!" Was an instant classic moment in wrestling history. Easily the best moment of Brandi's career.

The idea of Christian potentially going heel is great because otherwise he is boring. The WARDLOW slow turn is working wonderfully.

Kingston potentially stealing Ortiz and Santana from Jericho is a great idea. Plus Eddie is the only body in AEW that Jericho looks better than.
They have booked too many multi man matches for tonight though.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Pillman is likable and I can’t out my finger on why. And even though he’s gonna come out of this program with Black on the losing end, I hope he at least looks all the better coming out of it.

lol Black didn’t get back thru the tunnel quick enough.

[ron the dial]

LIGHTS OUT BITCH

nvm didn't matter

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I was wrong about Bowens. He’s got it all.

[Jordan]

The Acclaimed is definitely getting to a certain level. Lots of improvement recently from both of them.

Pillman really doesn't captivate me, sorry it just doesn't work for me I don't think he has "it".

Sting is God.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

TAYJAY V BUNNY AND FORD MY PENIS IS THROBBING

[Supreme Olajuwon]

AEW leaving money on the table not calling this 12/31 Rampage “Day -1”

[rez]

where did Sammy go

sounds like he's fucking Tay Conti. lucky Spanish God!

[Jordan]

Fuck, that Ford and Bunny segment got me HARD. FUCK, you guys I'm HARD.

[ron the dial]

jfc

[Jordan]

I've never been so attracted to Penelope Ford before now you guys wow she's HOT.

[BigCrippyZ]

That was actually a decent promo from Pillman compared to what I've seen in the past from him. Everything I've seen prior showed how green he is but tonight I saw progress and more potential.

[Evil Vito]

That’s the sexiest tag match ever. All 4 of them are fucking dimes.

[Jordan]

I wonder which dude in the AEW locker room has banged the most amount of the AEW women's roster, Nyla included.

[Evil Vito]

REDRAGON LOGO

[slik]

would be WILD if Eddie Kingston ran back out and attacked Adam Cole with brass knux

[slik]

I think MJF was recently dating Torrie Wilson

[ron the dial]

really loving the feel of these three being together in aew and i didn't think i would

[rez]

I wonder which dude in the AEW locker room has banged the most amount of the AEW women's roster, Nyla included.

:drool: I'd let Nyla do whatever to me without a safe word for just a minute with any of those 4 gals in that upcoming match.

[Jordan]

Danielson wins next week via judges decision - my prediction

[Evil Vito]

Absolutely surreal that Undisputed Era are main eventing the last Dynamite of 2021, the last on TNT, from AEW’s home base - where they handed NXT their asses for weeks.

[xrodmuc316]

I wonder which dude in the AEW locker room has banged the most amount of the AEW women's roster, Nyla included.

Sonny Kiss dresses in their locker room, maybe he has let a few try to turn him?

[Jordan]

:drool: I'd let Nyla do whatever to me without a safe word for just a minute with any of those 4 gals in that upcoming match.

Hey I was wondering do you think when Jungle Boy and Ana Jay make love together that they use condoms for safety or do they go without them and roll the dice or is she using a form of effective birth control and prefers for him to come to a finish inside like God intended?

[Jordan]

Sonny Kiss dresses in their locker room, maybe he has let a few try to turn him?

Potential genius, but is it worth it idk.

[Evil Vito]

Always weird to me that it’s “Best Friends and Orange Cassidy”. I mean I know Best Friends is meant to refer to the tag team...but now with Stat, Yuta, Sue, Rocky, the whole group just gets called Best Friends anyway.

[slik]

wonder if owenbrown identifies with chucky taylor calling himself the kentucky gentleman

[rez]

Hey I was wondering do you think when Jungle Boy and Ana Jay make love together that they use condoms for safety or do they go without them and roll the dice or is she using a form of effective birth control and prefers for him to come to a finish inside like God intended?

That's a loaded question.

/horny

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I’m all for O’Reily and Danielson locking up in a “kick your fucking head in” match

[xrodmuc316]

Hey I was wondering do you think when Jungle Boy and Ana Jay make love together that they use condoms for safety or do they go without them and roll the dice or is she using a form of effective birth control and prefers for him to come to a finish inside like God intended?

Do you think his dad nailed any of his 90210 costars? Kelly Taylor hot as hell!

[rez]

Do you think his dad nailed any of his 90210 costars? Kelly Taylor hot as hell!

All of them. Then probably the legal actresses on Riverdale before his untimely death.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

really loving the feel of these three being together in aew and i didn't think i would

Yeah it’s great. But feel like they’re punching down in this feud. Best Friends are pretty much jobbers at this point.

Put UE against Death Triangle and we’re talking.

[Evil Vito]

Hey I was wondering do you think when Jungle Boy and Ana Jay make love together that they use condoms for safety or do they go without them and roll the dice or is she using a form of effective birth control and prefers for him to come to a finish inside like God intended?

I’d wager most women wrestlers are on that 99% effective intravenous birth control or something. Unplanned pregnancy would fuck your career up something wicked, unless you’re someone like Becks you might not have your spot when you get back.

[Jordan]

Do you think his dad nailed any of his 90210 costars? Kelly Taylor hot as hell!

Could be! Definitely #horny #hard #heavydicked #TheREELHHH

[slik]

hey triple a I am glad no one attacked you with a SPIKE at work!

[xrodmuc316]

All of them. Then probably the legal actresses on Riverdale before his untimely death.

Yeah you are probably right. Plus he did that 8 Second movie where he probably got Renée Zellweger when she was like 25.

[Jordan]

I’d wager most women wrestlers are on that 99% effective intravenous birth control or something. Unplanned pregnancy would fuck your career up something wicked, unless you’re someone like Becks you might not have your spot when you get back.

Nice, so no need for condoms when sleeping with the major stars in wrestling boys! Whoo!

[rez]

Yeah you are probably right. Plus he did that 8 Second movie where he probably got Renée Zellweger when she was like 25.

Perry probably -explicit- so hard at Shannen Doherty that he caused her gapped teeth.

[Jordan]

Sorry everyone and especially for any kids that are in the board tonight. The Penelope Ford/Bunny segment really revved my engine.

[xrodmuc316]

Yeah it’s great. But feel like they’re punching down in this feud. Best Friends are pretty much jobbers at this point.

Put UE against Death Triangle and we’re talking.

That would draw me in big time.

[slik]

good main event so far, crowd is hot

[Jordan]

NORTH CACKALACKA

[Jordan]

Gonna be 6 sore thighs after this is through.

[Jordan]

Damn I really thought they would give Trent the win because he recently returned.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If AEW doesn't name their debut TBS show, 'New year, new me' next week I'll be disappointed. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDynamite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDynamite</a></p>&mdash; Ryan ydw i ���� (@RyanonWrasslin) <a href="https://twitter.com/RyanonWrasslin/status/1476387660130357250?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[slik]

Picturing big vito getting ready for a meeting when Damian Rey attacks him from behind and slams his head into the copy machine. Damian Rey then drapes the fallen body of Big Vito across the copier and pours lighter fluid all over it and ignites a match while laughing to end Office Rampage

Drave rushes out with a fire extinguisher while Supreme Olajuwon screams "NOT THIS WAY"

[Evil Vito]

Sorry everyone and especially for any kids that are in the board tonight. The Penelope Ford/Bunny segment really revved my engine.

They seem to be really really good friends too.

Wonder if Kip Sabian and The Blade have ever pulled a Houdini.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Triple H was right. the Wednesday Night War ended in 2021 with Dynamite kicked off of TNT and the Undisputed Era standing tall.</p>&mdash; Justin (@jmshapyro) <a href="https://twitter.com/jmshapyro/status/1476388379273084937?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don't know who he is, but the coolest person in AEW is the camera guy with the badass mohawk. <a href="https://t.co/yBeyjZHVtV">pic.twitter.com/yBeyjZHVtV</a></p>&mdash; TheRealSnowden (@JESnowden) <a href="https://twitter.com/JESnowden/status/1476395935722872834?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 30, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Triple A]

missing Marko Stunt...

https://i.imgur.com/gEoY84i.jpg

[erickman]

Ppl on the internet seem to love Mercedes Martinez... did she used to be good before... seems like she has "no personality" but have only seen her like 3-4 times

She was good in impact and mlw, guess she only had a short deal with impact this last time. she will be a great heel for aew.

[weather vane]

Actual "takeout", it's raining and didn't want to make a delivery person have to deal with the rain.

Pardon?

[Damian Rey 2.0]

She was good in impact and mlw, guess she only had a short deal with impact this last time. she will be a great heel for aew.

Give her a hired gun gimmick. Feed her squash matches and have a heel call on her services when they the need the favor.

[TNARICK1]

I ordered sling. I have 3 free days. Going to cancel my YMCA membership to make up the cost.

[TNARICK1]

These fans are morons look at the idiots with masks on

[TNARICK1]

Feel bad for how far Christian Cage has fallen. He is so bland like everyone else in this 10 man tag

[TNARICK1]

It's pretty sad when a promotion has nothing for anybody to do but throw them in a 10 man tag.

[TNARICK1]

They are promoting CM Punk tonight. He's gonna be the beginning of bad morale in the locker room. He's a IRL asshole and will even turn on his best friends. I'm sure the EVPs will get jealous when Tony Khan man-crushes over him

[TNARICK1]

Nothing is happening. Just the same ol x division/cruiserweight fest

[TNARICK1]

Are the only gimmicks in AEW "I wear a mask"

[TNARICK1]

Match is over. Thank god.

[TNARICK1]

Lmao now a 6 man tag. Wait two more guys with a gimmick instead of "mask". They have "face paint" as their gimmick.

[TNARICK1]

Facing 3 guys in black tights

[TNARICK1]

Pointless match

[TNARICK1]

Nerd fans who sing Jericho's song are huge nerds

[TNARICK1]

another 6 man tag tonight

[TNARICK1]

A women's match. Blah I need to go to bed maybe I'll finish this tomorrow