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03-01-2022, 08:32 AM
Welcome, one and all! Today we cast off the month of February and kick off March, hopefully with a bang. Things are certainly rocky out there in the world but we can't be spazzing out about it uncontrollably. :shifty: Ahem...anyways, Rate the Game time! Last week EarthBound had its day in the sun but how bright does it shine here among the TPWW Universe?
<select><option selected="">Rate the Game Results
<option>1. (TIE) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (4.8)</option>
<option>3. Hitman: Codename 47 (4.75)</option>
<option>4. Goldeneye 007 (4.72)</option>
<option>5. Super Mario Bros. 3 (4.7)</option>
<option>6. Silent Hill 2 (4.66)
<option>7. (3-WAY TIE) Chrono Trigger, Portal, Red Dead Redemption (4.5)</option>
<option>10. (TIE) Mega Man 2, Donkey Kong Country (4.44)</option>
<option>12. Super Mario Bros. (4.41)</option>
<option>13. God of War (4.4)</option>
<option>14. Mega Man X (4.36)</option>
<option>15. (TIE) Metal Gear Solid, BioShock (4.33)</option>
<option>17. Perfect Dark (4.3)</option>
<option>18. (TIE) Shadow of the Colossus, The Last of Us (4.28)</option>
<option>20. Super Street Fighter 2 (4.15)</option>
<option>21. Sonic the Hedgehog (4.14)</option>
<option>22. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (4.125)</option>
<option>23. Super Mario 64 (4.07)</option>
<option>24. (TIE) Grand Theft Auto 3, The Legend of Zelda (4.06)</option>
<option>26. NBA Jam (4.05)</option>
<option>27. (10-WAY TIE) Super Mario Kart (4.0)</option>
<option>- Sonic the Hedgehog 2</option>
<option>- Super Metroid</option>
<option>- The Simpsons</option>
<option>- Castlevania: Symphony of the Night</option>
<option>- Donkey Kong Country 2</option>
<option>- Resident Evil 4</option>
<option>- Super Smash Bros.</option>
<option>- Banjo-Kazooie</option>
<option>- EarthBound</option>
<option>37. Final Fantasy 7 (3.94)</option>
<option>38. Mega Man (3.89)</option>
<option>39. (3-WAY TIE) Contra, Castlevania, Devil May Cry (3.86)</option>
<option>42. Half-Life 2 (3.85)</option>
<option>43. Half-Life (3.83)</option>
<option>44. (TIE) SimCity 2000, Final Fight (3.8)</option>
<option>46. Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (3.77)</option>
<option>47. Batman: Arkham Asylum (3.76)</option>
<option>48. (TIE) Double Dragon, Max Payne (3.75)</option>
<option>50. Tetris (3.69)</option>
<option>51. Mortal Kombat 2 (3.67)</option>
<option>52. (TIE) Diablo, F.E.A.R. (3.66)</option>
<option>54. Mortal Kombat (3.65)</option>
<option>55. Doom (3.625)</option>
<option>56. StarFox (3.61)</option>
<option>57. Resident Evil (3.58)</option>
<option>58. (TIE) Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi (3.5)</option>
<option>60. Dead Space (3.4)</option>
<option>61. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (3.39)</option>
<option>62. Resident Evil: Nemesis (3.38)</option>
<option>63. (5-WAY TIE) Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Condemned: Criminal Origins, Crash Bandicoot, Wolfenstein 3D, Left 4 Dead (3.33)</option>
<option>68. Gears of War (3.27)</option>
<option>69. (TIE) Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Borderlands (3.22)</option>
<option>71. (3-WAY TIE) Quake, Duke Nukem 3D, Darkstalkers (3.2)</option>
<option>74. SoulCalibur (3.16)</option>
<option>75. Pac-Man (3.125)</option>
<option>76. Killer Instinct (3.11)</option>
<option>77. (TIE) Virtua Fighter, Rock Band (3.09)</option>
<option>79. (5-WAY TIE) Time Crisis, Tekken, Earthworm Jim, Metroid, Halo 2 (3.0)</option>
<option>84. Guitar Hero (2.875)</option>
<option>85. Streets of Rage (2.84)</option>
<option>86. Altered Beast (2.8)</option>
<option>87. Bayonetta (2.75)</option>
<option>88. (3-WAY TIE) Dead Rising, Gauntlet, Assassin's Creed (2.71) </option>
<option>91. (TIE) Silent Hill, The Sims (2.6)</option>
<option>93. Tomb Raider (2.55)</option>
<option>94. Halo: Combat Evolved (2.5)</option>
<option>95. (TIE) Twisted Metal, Crackdown (2.42)</option>
<option>97. Gran Turismo (2.3)</option>
<option>98. Ghosts n' Goblins (2.14)</option>
</select>
So, yeah, I had to make some significant changes to the leaderboard to accommodate what's going on over on the number 27 slot, which is where EarthBound ends up. It's a ten-way orgy of goodness over there, all with a solid 4.0 average. Hard to go wrong with any one of those titles.
Alright, week 99, let's get down to it. We've got the bowl here to work its magic. What do you have for us this time around?
<iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/61h8sMujRV3Kob9uGN" width="480" height="269" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/61h8sMujRV3Kob9uGN">via GIPHY</a></p>
There we go. Well we're not dealing with a massively-armored super soldier with an A.I. companion but we are tackling an epic sci-fi space shooter nonetheless. It's the choice-driven adventure of Commander Shepard, Mass Effect! How much of an effect did this have on your gaming experience, if any? Let's do that rating thing we do and start off March on a high note. Until next week.
<select><option selected="">Rate the Game Results
<option>1. (TIE) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (4.8)</option>
<option>3. Hitman: Codename 47 (4.75)</option>
<option>4. Goldeneye 007 (4.72)</option>
<option>5. Super Mario Bros. 3 (4.7)</option>
<option>6. Silent Hill 2 (4.66)
<option>7. (3-WAY TIE) Chrono Trigger, Portal, Red Dead Redemption (4.5)</option>
<option>10. (TIE) Mega Man 2, Donkey Kong Country (4.44)</option>
<option>12. Super Mario Bros. (4.41)</option>
<option>13. God of War (4.4)</option>
<option>14. Mega Man X (4.36)</option>
<option>15. (TIE) Metal Gear Solid, BioShock (4.33)</option>
<option>17. Perfect Dark (4.3)</option>
<option>18. (TIE) Shadow of the Colossus, The Last of Us (4.28)</option>
<option>20. Super Street Fighter 2 (4.15)</option>
<option>21. Sonic the Hedgehog (4.14)</option>
<option>22. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (4.125)</option>
<option>23. Super Mario 64 (4.07)</option>
<option>24. (TIE) Grand Theft Auto 3, The Legend of Zelda (4.06)</option>
<option>26. NBA Jam (4.05)</option>
<option>27. (10-WAY TIE) Super Mario Kart (4.0)</option>
<option>- Sonic the Hedgehog 2</option>
<option>- Super Metroid</option>
<option>- The Simpsons</option>
<option>- Castlevania: Symphony of the Night</option>
<option>- Donkey Kong Country 2</option>
<option>- Resident Evil 4</option>
<option>- Super Smash Bros.</option>
<option>- Banjo-Kazooie</option>
<option>- EarthBound</option>
<option>37. Final Fantasy 7 (3.94)</option>
<option>38. Mega Man (3.89)</option>
<option>39. (3-WAY TIE) Contra, Castlevania, Devil May Cry (3.86)</option>
<option>42. Half-Life 2 (3.85)</option>
<option>43. Half-Life (3.83)</option>
<option>44. (TIE) SimCity 2000, Final Fight (3.8)</option>
<option>46. Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (3.77)</option>
<option>47. Batman: Arkham Asylum (3.76)</option>
<option>48. (TIE) Double Dragon, Max Payne (3.75)</option>
<option>50. Tetris (3.69)</option>
<option>51. Mortal Kombat 2 (3.67)</option>
<option>52. (TIE) Diablo, F.E.A.R. (3.66)</option>
<option>54. Mortal Kombat (3.65)</option>
<option>55. Doom (3.625)</option>
<option>56. StarFox (3.61)</option>
<option>57. Resident Evil (3.58)</option>
<option>58. (TIE) Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi (3.5)</option>
<option>60. Dead Space (3.4)</option>
<option>61. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (3.39)</option>
<option>62. Resident Evil: Nemesis (3.38)</option>
<option>63. (5-WAY TIE) Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Condemned: Criminal Origins, Crash Bandicoot, Wolfenstein 3D, Left 4 Dead (3.33)</option>
<option>68. Gears of War (3.27)</option>
<option>69. (TIE) Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Borderlands (3.22)</option>
<option>71. (3-WAY TIE) Quake, Duke Nukem 3D, Darkstalkers (3.2)</option>
<option>74. SoulCalibur (3.16)</option>
<option>75. Pac-Man (3.125)</option>
<option>76. Killer Instinct (3.11)</option>
<option>77. (TIE) Virtua Fighter, Rock Band (3.09)</option>
<option>79. (5-WAY TIE) Time Crisis, Tekken, Earthworm Jim, Metroid, Halo 2 (3.0)</option>
<option>84. Guitar Hero (2.875)</option>
<option>85. Streets of Rage (2.84)</option>
<option>86. Altered Beast (2.8)</option>
<option>87. Bayonetta (2.75)</option>
<option>88. (3-WAY TIE) Dead Rising, Gauntlet, Assassin's Creed (2.71) </option>
<option>91. (TIE) Silent Hill, The Sims (2.6)</option>
<option>93. Tomb Raider (2.55)</option>
<option>94. Halo: Combat Evolved (2.5)</option>
<option>95. (TIE) Twisted Metal, Crackdown (2.42)</option>
<option>97. Gran Turismo (2.3)</option>
<option>98. Ghosts n' Goblins (2.14)</option>
</select>
So, yeah, I had to make some significant changes to the leaderboard to accommodate what's going on over on the number 27 slot, which is where EarthBound ends up. It's a ten-way orgy of goodness over there, all with a solid 4.0 average. Hard to go wrong with any one of those titles.
Alright, week 99, let's get down to it. We've got the bowl here to work its magic. What do you have for us this time around?
<iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/61h8sMujRV3Kob9uGN" width="480" height="269" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/61h8sMujRV3Kob9uGN">via GIPHY</a></p>
There we go. Well we're not dealing with a massively-armored super soldier with an A.I. companion but we are tackling an epic sci-fi space shooter nonetheless. It's the choice-driven adventure of Commander Shepard, Mass Effect! How much of an effect did this have on your gaming experience, if any? Let's do that rating thing we do and start off March on a high note. Until next week.