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Mr. Nerfect
03-11-2022, 03:32 AM
I’m going to AEW a little help. Normally I can’t even be bothered fantasy booking their stuff because it’s just not…engaging enough. I can’t imagine a world where this thing gains enough traction without it being a completely different thing. But sometimes a moment of inspiration hits. Here’s how I would have brought in Jeff Hardy:

At Revolution, MJF beats CM Punk in the Dog Collar Match. He goes on to challenge Adam Page at Double or Nothing. MJF can cut the promos to position people behind Page. They were involved in the very first AEW match at DON year one, and they had the segment with Bret Hart later in the show. You see if you can get Bret to present the AEW World Title to the winner of MJF vs. Page — 3 Years in the Making.

Punk has lost and cuts a promo on Dynamite admitting that maybe he’s lost a little spark that he needs to really hang with the ruthless here in AEW. Jeff Hardy comes out and confronts Punk. He’s not a great promo, but his points are pretty simple. “13 years ago you beat me and kicked me out of a job. That led to some dark times for me. I’ve hated your guts ever since.”

Punk tells Jeff that he’s trying to be a better person. He’s glad Jeff’s here so he can say sorry to his face. He cut some corners when he was younger because in his mind, the end justified the means. MJF’s gonna have to confront that at some point like Punk is now. Jeff doesn’t want a bar of it. He never walks away from a fight worth fighting. He left the same job Punk got him fired from to come here and kick his ass, and he has it in his contract that he gets Punk.

Punk: “Don’t make a demon out of me because you’ll end up being chased by your own.”

The feud is basically “Good Guy Punk” willing to wrestle Jeff Hardy but wants him to forgive the past versus a pissed off and focused Jeff Hardy that has been waiting so long to take the fight to this guy. Neither man is inherently “villainous” in their approach. Some people might get involved and point out that when he said he wanted to say sorry to Jeff…Punk didn’t actually say sorry. And others might point out that Jeff has connections with The Hardy Family Office, even though Jeff basically tells Matt to fuck off week one — “I didn’t leave with you because I wanted to do my own thing and move forward. What we did was cool and will live forever, but I’m all about living in the moment.”

Punk vs. Jeff would have been a much bigger deal than Matt & Jeff doing whatever it is they’re about to do. You can build to The Hardys being put back together. If Jeff is going to be mad at CM Punk, it makes sense for him to be mad at him right away.

XL
03-11-2022, 04:02 AM
Nice work.

drave
03-11-2022, 08:23 AM
promo is very fed bad

Jordan
03-11-2022, 08:52 AM
Not bad. Revisiting that big time WWE feud is surely in the pipeline! Turn the tables babay.

I'd like to see done a little differently. The debut wasn't that great, it was fun and all but nothing exceptional like...

AEW has announced a big time music competition to celebrate the diversity and secret talents of their roster. You'll hear the lyrical styles of Max Castor, the flow of Austin Gunn electrifying screens, you'll hear Butcher shredding the strings reforming his beloved metalcore band Every Time I Die, the machinegun style rhymes that only a super Mexicool Penta and Rey Fenix can spit, of course we will see a remixed version of Judas and maybe even MJF revisits the stage with a classic show tune...


Week after week we are treated to the musical talents of the AEW roster, as the ratings go up incrementally due to the performances, one week we are delivered a message. Next week a surprise musical performance. Yeah you guessed it, it's Jeff Hardy and PeroxWhy?Gen! They perform all of their hits live on Dynamite and win the whole competition!

XL
03-11-2022, 09:08 AM
Yeah that is better.

XL
03-11-2022, 09:10 AM
TBF, if they’d done Punk/Jeff off the bay you’d have a bunch of creatures complaining that theyve just redone a WWE feud when there’s so much other stuff he could do.

Mr. Nerfect
03-11-2022, 10:18 AM
TBF, if they’d done Punk/Jeff off the bay you’d have a bunch of creatures complaining that theyve just redone a WWE feud when there’s so much other stuff he could do.

That’s true. Ideally, you wouldn’t have done a lot of the stuff you have done so that you can go into this and it feels more unique.

I also think it’s just better to start with a bang when it comes to Jeff, rather than work up to it. He might have years left, but I think that while it might be more intuitive to put Matt & Jeff together off the bat, it could be more lucrative to focus on Jeff for a bit before going back to them as a team. I think Jeff as a featured single is probably the freshest Hardy Boy option out there.

XL
03-12-2022, 06:59 AM
I think they’re also keen to build ties between Jeff and Sting, and more importantly Darby. Brothers In Paint 2.0. Definitely laying the foundations for Jeff vs. Allin.

Mr. Nerfect
03-12-2022, 03:50 PM
I think they’re also keen to build ties between Jeff and Sting, and more importantly Darby. Brothers In Paint 2.0. Definitely laying the foundations for Jeff vs. Allin.

You’re no doubt right, but I don’t think you need to rush to that. I’d have done Sammy vs. Darby in the opener as symmetry to the main event between the other “pillars.” Jericho could be in Sammy’s ear about turning to the dark side with him. Jericho corners Sammy and Sting corners Darby.

Later in the show, Jericho could challenge Keith Lee for the TNT Title. I had Lee vs. Miro, but you can do that later. Lee could have won the Ladder Match (the dude sucks, but you’ve invested this much money in him and have just brought him in). He’d obviously go over Sammy to win in a battle between two Texans. Jericho challenges Lee to keep the belt in his camp. Jericho vs. Lee is a pretty big match, and since Jericho’s in this motivated form, he might drag something good out of Lee. Jericho’s promos around Lee can focus on Lee’s potential, and how if Jericho had the size Lee has he’d have been Le Champion before even Lee was. Jericho wins matches with his mind and his skill, something Lee’s stupid enough to think are his strengths but are actually his weaknesses. Jericho suggests he could mould Lee into a true force to be reckoned with, and maybe if Jericho takes that TNT Title back, he and Guevara will listen to his influence.

Kingston can face Starks for the FTW Title and Miro can claim that God wants him to win the Casino Battle Royal and win the World Title because he’s the greatest European wrestler in the company. He falls to Claudio Castagnoli, who winks at CJ Perry at ringside after beating her husband in an attempt to show some personality.

XL
03-12-2022, 04:01 PM
When is all this happening?

Jordan
03-12-2022, 04:05 PM
When is all this happening?

I haven't heard if they are going to do the music competition or just go ahead and have PeroxWhy?Gen! do a set on a PPV or Dynamite episode. I've heard rumble of some kind of mega build to The Battle of the Bands featuring PeroxWhy?Gen! and Fozzy where they are going to do a live concert throughout Dynamite to play through the matches. I think Nyla Rose vs Abbadon is being talked about for one of the PeroxWhy?Gen! matches and some kind of muli-team battle royal for Fozzy's set, we shall see!

Mr. Nerfect
03-12-2022, 04:19 PM
When is all this happening?

That’s my Double or Nothing.

The TNT Title change between Lee and Guevara would have happened at the San Antonio show — St. Patrick’s Day Slam or whatever. Thunder Rosa also wins the Women’s Title there. And as much as I hate these sort of matches, they need to escalate past the Steel Cage, so their DON is a Texas Deathmatch (since Thunder Rosa is from Texas and wins the title there, Britt Baker wants to beat her in that style). It can at least lead to a cool visual of Thunder Rosa standing tall and Britt Baker about to answer a 10 count, but instead just sits down and stares at Rosa, conceding.

But yeah, Jericho vs. Lee, Sammy vs. Darby, the Battle Royal, Punk vs. Jeff and Page vs. MJF are Double or Nothing.