AEW DYNAMITE - TELEVISION PROGRAM ON TBS - 3.30.22

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It’s Wednesday, you know what that means: <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDynamite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDynamite</a> LIVE in just a matter of minutes on <a href="https://twitter.com/TBSNetwork?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@TBSNetwork</a> @ 8pm ET/7pm CT! Many of AEW’s greatest stars are wrestling on TBS tonight + a new free agent debuts &amp; battles The Bunny, winner to be 1st ever to qualify for The Owen Hart Cup! <a href="https://t.co/qsRNjOkBwS">pic.twitter.com/qsRNjOkBwS</a></p>&mdash; Tony Khan (@TonyKhan) <a href="https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1509306893696651264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 30, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[rez]

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[slik]

is final four stuff on tonight

[slik]

dale said if aew does less than a million viewers tonight he will shave ron the dial

[rez]

Saturday then champ game is Monday

[rez]

dale said if aew does less than a million viewers tonight he will shave ron the dial

the pubic region? the gooch/hole region?

[slik]

cm trunks this week

[ClockShot]

Left work early. Home to watch the start of this.

Evening kiddos.

[rez]

I bet Punk lounges around his house in nothing but that hoodie and tighty whities.

[ClockShot]

Eh. I knew a Will Smith joke was coming.

Hunter Biden might be a bit much.

[Triple A]

is final four stuff on tonight

No, "final 4" (2 games) are on Saturday and the championship game is Monday at 9:20 PM ET on TBS

[slik]

I bet Punk lounges around his house in nothing but that hoodie and tighty whities.

He probably learned from anti-pants Randall Keith Orton

[slik]

No, final 4 games are on Saturday and the championship game is Monday at 9:20 PM ET on TBS

lol @ WM competing with Final Four

Tony Khan would never!

[Triple A]

Bald guy in the tie dye shirt who keeps standing up gonna distract me...

[slik]

cm punk rather over in south carolina

[slik]

good/loud crowd so far

[slik]

dale said if aew does less than a million viewers tonight he will shave ron the dial

counter offer

Nerfect said if AEW does over a million viewers he would like his username changed to PunkLover82

[ClockShot]

Caster's pink ring gear bothering me.

Like he discovered Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's ring gear with scissors on the pants then immediately thought of the color pink and that's what he got going right now.

[Triple A]

Caster's pink ring gear bothering me.

Like he discovered Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's ring gear with scissors on the pants then immediately thought of the color pink and that's what he got going right now.

Seems like an "homage" to Brutus Beefcake... unless there is another reason for the scissors that I am missing

[slik]

who is on the pictures on the guardrail

https://i.postimg.cc/zByHN9Yr/Screenshot-2022-03-30-7-09-12-PM.png

[rez]

Punk getting grayer by the week

[rez]

who is on the pictures on the guardrail

https://i.postimg.cc/zByHN9Yr/Screenshot-2022-03-30-7-09-12-PM.png

Wardlow

[Triple A]

Worlds Champion

[Triple A]

omg Alex Marvez is brutal on the mic... putting me to sleep with his one sentence line

[ClockShot]

fTr with the nWo gear today.

Sweet. 2 sweet.

[Triple A]

FTR looking really "gay" 2night

[Supreme Olajuwon]

FTR with the Scott Hall nWo gear

Yes

[rez]

Wardlow gonna come down from the rafters with SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Supreme Olajuwon]

fTr with the nWo gear today.

Sweet. 2 sweet.

FTR with the Scott Hall nWo gear

Yes

FTR looking really "gay" 2night

Lol

[rez]

jk. that'd be shitty with the Owen Hart tourney

[ClockShot]

:lol:

Wardlow wanted posters.

[BigCrippyZ]

Lol... MJF: "He doesn't exist in this 'universe' anymore."

[ClockShot]

Get your Blackpool Combat Club hoodie at the AEW store now!

[slik]

feel like cm punk vs castor was the match I was most interested in this week so going to hit record and run to the grocery store in a bit I think

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dang at this being a throwaway match

Imagine this match just a couple years ago

[Triple A]

Hope it's Toni Storm... Feel like Ember Moon would just be "another Ruby Riot" in AEW

[slik]

daniel garcia so hot

[slik]

w/e happened to ruby riot, she rassle on yt now or somethin

[Triple A]

I hope Jay Lethal beats him......

[slik]

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[slik]

What if NIA JACKED debuts as The Bunny's opponent

[ClockShot]

That was a mean lariat.

[ron the dial]

What if NIA JACKED debuts as The Bunny's opponent

I'd join Noid's side

[Sepholio]

What if NIA JACKED debuts as The Bunny's opponent

Would be the biggest debut they've had.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Would be the biggest debut they've had.

Fat shaming is not funny

[rez]

I'd join Noid's side

seconded

[rez]

man, that was a monster poo I just took

[ClockShot]

Hate the Lethal Injection.

Be a whole lot better/believable if he hit it while running at full speed.

[ClockShot]

That match was solid.

[rez]

That match was solid.

so was my poop

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Good match.

[ron the dial]

about time marina is on tv

[Triple A]

2 sick themes

[Jordan]

Sup everyone, here I am fresh out of work eating a hot bowl of chili and sippin a root beer with my gaze fixed upon Dynamite. FTR seem to be getting a big push!

[Triple A]

Wonder if they will turn on MJF tonight since they're sort of in their home town in the Carolinas...

[Jordan]

Billy Gunn the baddest man in AEW lets be real.

[Jordan]

Wonder if they will turn on MJF tonight since they're sort of in their home town in the Carolinas...

Kinda feel a face turn the way they've been going on lately.

[Jordan]

There is an alternate universe where Billy Gunn continued his main event push after Summerslam 99 and became a 12 time WWE Champion and had classic matches with Triple H and even beat Brock Lesnar once at Mania after winning The Royal Rumble.

[Triple A]

Gunn Club much better than Varsity Blonds...

[Jordan]

Dax is one of the best in AEW.

[ClockShot]

PISSED OFF MAN ALERT!

[Jordan]

Pay the extra who took the powerbomb on the table double that was a fantastic sell.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Are Dax and Cash supposed to be a reference to Ax and Smash

[ClockShot]

Are Dax and Cash supposed to be a reference to Ax and Smash

Jericho asked that question a while back. But I don't think we got an answer.

[Triple A]

Are Dax and Cash supposed to be a reference to Ax and Smash

I think so... I think one of them tweeted about that a while back. Someone asked the question and they were like "Someone finally figured it out" or something

[Triple A]

Are Dax and Cash supposed to be a reference to Ax and Smash

"Dax is what I was called in high school and we wanted to pay homage to Demolition Ax and Smash so we became Dax and Cash."

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[Triple A]

@Slik what do you think of Daniel Garcia's backwards newsboy cap...

[rez]

GFY

[BigCrippyZ]

Yes!

[Triple A]

damn @ Eddie Kingston wearing 2000s era hood sweatpants... nice

[Triple A]

camera work seems fucked tonight, missing a bunch of shit and cutting away at terrible times

[rez]

let's wrap this up

[ron the dial]

smart mark needs more clients. so good.

[ron the dial]

oh we gonna job marina to jade out the gate ok ok ok

[ClockShot]

Wish Jade would stick with the platinum blonde hair she had going on.

Not a fan of random hair colors.

[rez]

Will Smith sign lol

[Jordan]

Wish Jade would stick with the platinum blonde hair she had going on.

Not a fan of random hair colors.

It's a wig/weave.

[ClockShot]

You ain't no ZSJ, Wheeler.

[Jordan]

What is the photo that is spread across the guard rail in the view of the hard cam?

[xrodmuc316]

Any World Champion who would do the job for CM Punk after his UFC debacle is a Chooch.

[ClockShot]

What is the photo that is spread across the guard rail in the view of the hard cam?

Wardlow wanted posters.

Kinda pointless now since he made his presence known.

[#1-norm-fan]

Just saw the Wardlow segment. They should protect the hell out of that man.

[Triple A]

Wheeler Yuta is pretty good but wish he didn't look like a jobber...

[Triple A]

Damn that was a lot of spit... nasty

[ron the dial]

hell of a match here

[Jordan]

Man why the shit are they pushing Wheeler so hard. He's another undersized guy who should never main event a PPV. We can only take so many tiny stars, Darby and Jungle Boy are great, Adam Cole is OKAY ... BUT I DON'T WANT MORE UNDERSIZED STARS IN AEW. Give me Billy Gunn over Wheeler Yuta!

[ClockShot]

Ew.

Yuta deserved that beating at the end.

[Triple A]

Missing Cody Rhodes' trainwreck segments... AEW has been too "by the numbers" for the past few months......

[ron the dial]

lol 5 balloons in a cardboard box

[xrodmuc316]

UE is so much better than Cowboys*#* and Jurassic Express

[ClockShot]

Kenny due back soon?

Need him to enforce some law & order in The Elite.

[Jordan]

Missing Cody Rhodes' trainwreck segments... AEW has been too "by the numbers" for the past few months......

Yeah. I feel like this exact format has been in play for months. Danielson, Mox and Punk squashing people, Castor losing but getting a rap in, lots of multi-man brawls, Adam Cole promos and not enough Hangman.

[xrodmuc316]

JBL ON DYNAMITE!

[ron the dial]

keep Kyle off the mic

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Longhorns on a Tesla.

[Jordan]

So stupid to have him ride in a Tessla with horns for no fucking reason.

[xrodmuc316]

How much does Marko Stunt hate Christian?

[Jordan]

How much does Marko Stunt hate Christian?

Not as much as I hate Marko Stunt.

[Sepholio]

Would be the biggest debut they've had.

Fat shaming is not funny

lmao I wasn't even thinking about it like that. I was just being sarcastic about the way they hype up every debut as the biggest thing ever lol.

[ron the dial]

Not as much as I hate Marko Stunt.

marko stunt would beat your ass black and blue buddy

[ClockShot]

Nah. Not watching Raw after WrestleMania.

Gotta work.

[Triple A]

Not as much as I hate Marko Stunt.

GFY fucker..

[ron the dial]

can't wait for the Capital One Jamfest

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lmao I wasn't even thinking about it like that. I was just being sarcastic about the way they hype up every debut as the biggest thing ever lol.

It’s ok. Fat shaming is pretty funny

[ron the dial]

wish Thunder Rosa would cut her promos in Spanish i don't care if I'd only understand like 25%

[ClockShot]

Ooooooh!

Mystery woman time!

[Sepholio]

It’s ok. Fat shaming is pretty funny


I mean I'll take accidental credit for the joke because it is absolutely a joke I would have made had I thought about it like that before hand tbh. Equal opportunity offender and all.

[rez]

mmmm Bunny

[ClockShot]

Toni Storm has arrived.

[rez]

FTR killing it tonight

[Triple A]

Yeahhhh

[ron the dial]

F*ck yes

[GD]

Somebody check on Fignuts

[Triple A]

The Bunny so hot...

[ron the dial]

they should have one of those makeout matches MJF was talking about

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Is Toni Storm the greatest A cup/fat butt of all time

[ClockShot]

Figured this would have been a squash.

[BigCrippyZ]

Is Toni Storm the greatest A cup/fat butt of all time

Does it matter?

[ron the dial]

Figured this would have been a squash.

they don't really do those

[ron the dial]

Does it matter?

yes I'd like to hear some other nominees

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Does it matter?

Yes

[Triple A]

Feel like Toni Storm rarely shows off her beautiful giant ass while wrestling anymore...

[ron the dial]

thunturd rosa

[Triple A]

Cool @ Keith Lee vs. Hobbs

[rez]

abracadabra, beech

[BigCrippyZ]

Love both of these guys as future talents.

[slik]

k back from the grocery store to catch the last 5 minutes

[slik]

@Slik what do you think of Daniel Garcia's backwards newsboy cap...

I recorded what I missed...will go back and watch...prob will think Daniel Garcia looks really hot

[slik]

Sounds like I need to go back and watch Daniel Garcia, Wardlow and Toni Storm segments

[slik]

Biggest win for Andrade in AEW so far

[Triple A]

Wish they would have just kept playing the Hardys theme throughout this entire final segment

[slik]

South Carolina loves Jeff Hardy

[Triple A]

Jeff Hardy keeps killing people with his swantons in AEW... landing with all of his weight and crushing them!

[slik]

k catching up now...

[Sepholio]

really sad to see all these people who watched inferior AEW instead of the TPWW Special Edition Wednesday Night Watch-a-long featuring Mid South Wrestling presented by 2 time KotF Gertner.

[rez]

Wipeout's $25k win doesn't seem worth the risk of a broken neck!

[slik]

Billy Gunn's scumbag sons taught a lesson by FTR

[slik]

Daniel Garcia so hot...

[slik]

camera man who looks like enzo amore always distracts me

[slik]

Great look for Toni Storm...not sure how WWE 'missed the boat on her' post NXT...

[slik]

Wardlow the best

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What is this?! <a href="https://twitter.com/RealWardlow?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RealWardlow</a> making a beeline towards <a href="https://twitter.com/The_MJF?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@The_MJF</a>! Tune in to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDynamite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDynamite</a> LIVE on <a href="https://twitter.com/TBSNetwork?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@TBSNetwork</a> right now! <a href="https://t.co/tz1iLJKMW7">pic.twitter.com/tz1iLJKMW7</a></p>&mdash; All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) <a href="https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1509331913252683777?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 31, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Fignuts]

So Im in the hospital again guys. Saw Toni Storm and realized she might be in the same ring as jamie hayter at some point. Everything went dark after that and I woke up here.

[slik]

what's going on Fignuts, are you ok?

[Fignuts]

My dick literally will not stop being hard.

[slik]

lol

[slik]

Toni Storms entrance music sounds like Heart/Barracuda

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[Fignuts]

I thought it was heartbreaker at first.

[Fignuts]

Cause she broke mine when she married Juice.

[Fignuts]

To think I defended that guy from Nerfect's insults.

Whatever. Hes CJ Parker again from now on.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Great look for Toni Storm...not sure how WWE 'missed the boat on her' post NXT...

From what I saw of her on SmackDown, she wasn’t very good. There are also rumors (unsubstantiated from what I know) of her having attitude problems.

[weather vane]

Watching rn after the bar.

[weather vane]

Ass Boys are good?

[weather vane]

Honestly

[weather vane]

Fuck FTR are unreal.

[weather vane]

WAR DAWG

[weather vane]

I loveeeee that security actually stops a guy.

[weather vane]

I’m not sure if there was a more perfect team than the Ass Boys to be in that position.

[weather vane]

Jericho looks incredible.

[weather vane]

Take a peak.

[weather vane]

Eddie high fives a kid as he fights. Cool.

[weather vane]

Santana has main event appeal. To me anyways.

[weather vane]

Wish the commentary wasn’t so wishy washy about this.

[weather vane]

Regal on commentary can’t be bad.

[weather vane]

Wheeler Yuta boring.

[weather vane]

Oh he’s good though.

[weather vane]

Match good. Wheeler Yuta needs a look or a gimmick IMO.

[weather vane]

Bandera Bread from BP is good. Santa Fe Sauce.

[weather vane]

Bobby Fish

[weather vane]

Adam Cole over and good. Want him to not have a body like my Uncle Pete though.

[weather vane]

You guys ever pee in a bottle?

[weather vane]

Hangman is jacked.

[weather vane]

Nah I’ll get up then.

[weather vane]

Thunder Rosa knows a guy.

[weather vane]

FTR should be champs for 2+ years.

[weather vane]

Toni Storm.

[weather vane]

She good?

[weather vane]

Why wasn’t the start of the Owen Hart Cup a bigger deal?

[weather vane]

If you can real time bet on wrestling I’d put fifty-six grand on Toni Storm -5000.

[weather vane]

Won $1120.

[weather vane]

Holy man I’m bombed.

[weather vane]

Bed. Hope El Andre the Giant E-Delo wins. Night. Thanks for the outlet.

[Triple A]

You guys ever pee in a bottle?

of course...

[Sting Fan]

Yuta vs. Danielson was mint. Honestly give that fella some better ring gear and let him be American Dragon Jr just wrestling his ass of and stiffing the shit out of people!

[Evil Vito]

Out last night. Watched the show this morning. Really solid episode.

-Glad FTR are getting a renewed focus/clearly headed toward a face turn

-FTR/Bucks 2 with the face/heel roles reversed has me intrigued

-JAS entertain me (sports entertain me?) and the terrible stable name really kinda works the more I see of it

-Glad to see Eddie and LAX back, looking forward to some trios wars

-Always enjoy watching Mox and Bryan killing people

-Easily the best Wheeler Yuta match I’ve seen, take him out of Best Friends and I think he can definitely be something

-Toni Storm is a great add for the division

-Glad Andrade picked up a win, he was due

[Evil Vito]

Storm’s theme is awesome. The gear totally works for the aesthetic but tbh I have to give it a thumbs down by default on account of being long pants.

Probably didn’t want to undercut her OnlyFans. :(

[Sting Fan]

Forgot to say I love the way Regal keep putting Excalibur over. I think Excalibur is the best wrestling announcer around atm by a decent margin.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Didn’t care for Excalibur at first but he’s improved greatly for me. Sounds way more natural these days.

[slik]

I prefer Excalibur-Tazz-Tony Schiavone as the announce team

[Jordan]

Missing Cody Rhodes' trainwreck segments... AEW has been too "by the numbers" for the past few months......

I wonder about this. It does seem like AEW was better when Cody was involved. I miss some of those classic NWA/Dusty style segments and bookings. I won't ever get over that Cody/Jericho feud in the beginning, so good.

[Jordan]

Jeff Hardy was in so much pain during his brief segment on Dynamite. Watch him try to climb the ropes and you can see the pain all over his face. Dude is shot.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, I hate to say it, but with so much freedom and pain, I can see something bad happening with Jeff in AEW. Toni Storm showed up to a public appearance off her head. The culture of AEW is perhaps not the safest one for people with substance abuse issues.