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Vastardikai
04-08-2022, 07:57 PM
As you know, Tony Khan has revealed that almost all of his critics are Bots. I, as a critic of his horrible booking and his inconsistent work, will admit that everything is true. In Fact, I will reveal some of the inner workings!

For Example, Here is a picture of the Bot behind AEWBotches!

https://lrmonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/short_circuit.jpg?mrf-size=m

And, here's one of our best known bots practicing his response with an AEW fan...

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/dYL_Q-C3G5w" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

And I have the secret identity of Girl on Cinema right here!

https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/thumb/c/cc/ArceeTFMovie.jpg/300px-ArceeTFMovie.jpg

Finally, I have the most shocking reveals of all! Here is xrod's face reveal!

https://variety.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Voltron-Live-Action-Movie.jpg?w=681&h=383&crop=1

And last, but certainly not least, a picture of me and Noid hanging out last weekend. I'm on the right.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/b5/16/18b5162acf99495be28446311fadb28f.jpg

If you have any questions, just ask.
xrodmuc316
04-08-2022, 08:05 PM
Damn, well guess the secret is out...
Crippla
04-09-2022, 09:18 AM
What's the deal with this whole bot thing?
Crippla
04-09-2022, 09:21 AM
Serious question...I haven't watched AEW in a little while I wanna know where this came from
Vastardikai
04-09-2022, 10:22 AM
Check the AEW thread. Last page or so. It likely would have went into the "Meltdown" thread, but it got merged into the AEW thread.

In essence, Tony Khan claims that an "Independent Panel" (which according to Alvarez, may or may not have been funded by Khan) found that many of the folks saying mean things about AEW are a bot farm. Implying that Vince is behind it.

So, I have to take the piss.
Crippla
04-09-2022, 02:51 PM
Lmao
Mr. Nerfect
04-09-2022, 06:52 PM
Affirmative.
Mr. JL
04-11-2022, 02:25 AM
Fucking screams, "My daddy gave me lots of money so I can start and own a wrestling company."
Tom Guycott
04-11-2022, 11:09 PM
Check the AEW thread. Last page or so. It likely would have went into the "Meltdown" thread, but it got merged into the AEW thread.

In essence, Tony Khan claims that an "Independent Panel" (which according to Alvarez, may or may not have been funded by Khan) found that many of the folks saying mean things about AEW are a bot farm. Implying that Vince is behind it.

So, I have to take the piss.

:removes hood to reveal David Bixenspan:

Bix: "IT WAS ME, TONY!!!"

JR: "Aw, son of a BITCH!!!"
Tom Guycott
04-11-2022, 11:31 PM
Makes me think of that thing CM Punk said about a particular bout of denial that was going on in WWE. "When Cena's not on a show, and the ratings are poor, it's because Cena wasn't there. When Cena *IS* there, and the ratings are poor, it's somehow the fault of R-Truth and Miz."

Feels similar. When ratings were good "we're winning", when bad "hey, we got the key demos". When segments are praised, he can't stop jerking himself and everyone else off because he naturally agrees, when shit gets panned, it's bots. When people upload clips of exciting positives from the shows, he loves how excited and involved the fans are, but when shit like AEW Botches comes along, they need to shut that shit down.

In a similar way Vince McMahon sometimes needed to grow a conscience and not compartmentalize business and personal to such a degree that he could never seem to see how doing something excessively cruel, demeanig, or actively harmful to someone's career could ever be taken personal, Tony is on the exact opposite end of that spectrum and needs to stop taking every criticisim of him or AEW or both as a direct personal insult that makes him look unhinged and unprofessional.