AEW RAMPAGE 4/8/2022 - ROBOT ATTACK!!!

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A HUGE <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWRampage?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWRampage</a> kicks off in ONE HOUR on <a href="https://twitter.com/tntdrama?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@tntdrama</a>!<br>-<a href="https://twitter.com/trentylocks?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@trentylocks</a> v <a href="https://twitter.com/bryandanielson?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@bryandanielson</a> w/ <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKingRegal?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@RealKingRegal</a><br>-<a href="https://twitter.com/swerveconfident?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@swerveconfident</a> v <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheFactory?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TheFactory</a>'s <a href="https://twitter.com/QTMarshall?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@QTMarshall</a><br>-<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/OwenHart?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#OwenHart</a> Foundation Women’s Tournament Qualifier <a href="https://twitter.com/Thee_Red_Velvet?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Thee_Red_Velvet</a> v <a href="https://twitter.com/willowwrestles?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@willowwrestles</a><br>-<a href="https://twitter.com/JonMoxley?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JonMoxley</a> v <a href="https://twitter.com/WheelerYuta?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WheelerYuta</a> <a href="https://t.co/chGel6K1KY">pic.twitter.com/chGel6K1KY</a></p>&mdash; All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) <a href="https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1512596159566696455?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 9, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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i can see this is going to be a very active night WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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hell yeah opening with trent vs danielson

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hope wheeler shows up and slaps trent right in the face

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tpww warps my mind. i just heard SOB and first thought Seanny One Ball.

[weather vane]

Stupid Canada.

[xrodmuc316]

Not watching, need to charge the bot batteries for a bit after Smackdown

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lol @ crowd closeup after that superplex

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Stupid Canada.

what did canada do?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Tazz and Regal geeking out about wrestling holds is wonderful.

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yambag yahtzee, he landed on the gimmick.

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nice haven't seen lexy in a while!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hope we’ll get Danielson and Joe at some point

They pretty much have to do it

[ron the dial]

everybody but all ego shut up and go away give that man the title

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Are they adding crowd noise now

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Are they adding crowd noise now

this is the first time i've been certain they are

i think triple a posted that sammy was getting some boos in that segment so hey better clean that up....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Gay

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Not Slik gay

The bad kind of gay

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Seth gay

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SOB gay

[Supreme Olajuwon]

RIP

[Supreme Olajuwon]

🙏

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i jacked your flow dawg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It’s coo babe. This is our own personal RAMPAGE! thread

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qt marshall is pretty perfect for these showcase matches

swerve is a gem

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i hope triple a's monitor didn't kill him today!

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we gonna go ahead and get a tag match

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Scorpio promo, Swerve match, Starks promo, this womens match

Rampage stays the black guy show

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LET'S GO WILLOW

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Scorpio promo, Swerve match, Starks promo, this womens match

Rampage stays the black guy show

gonna have to switch names with dark if they keep this up

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Willow seems PrettyCool

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keep it classy, switch with dark: elevation.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh shit Minoru Suzuki vs Samoa Joe next week

Sploosh

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hirsch gonna be out with that injury, fill that heel spot with velvet, everyone wants to boo her as it is.

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or just get rid of red velvet altogether

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WILLOW FUCKING NIGHTINGALE what a showing here. i know she's worked dark but pretty sure this is her first tv match in aew.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Red Velvet is garbage

Willow seems kinda awesome?

[slik]

Blonde interview lady much better than Alex Marvel...who is she?

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YES more clientele for smart mark!

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Blonde interview lady much better than Alex Marvel...who is she?

lexy nair, pretty sure she is ddp's step daughter or something?

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love that wheeler is definitely giving this all he's got right now for what that's worth

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The scuttlebutt this week has been that this main event is a banger and a half. Maybe even a banger and three quarters.

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that's what i like to hear!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hell yeah that’s how you start a match

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oh hot dang wheeler!

[slik]

Wheeler has YUTA NUFF

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Blonde interview lady much better than Alex Marvel...who is she?

she did a short lived interview show on the aew youtube channel that i thought was pretty fun. most eps were only like 5-8 minutes which is the sweet spot for that sort of thing.

[ron the dial]

still so beautiful to me that mox is gcw champ currently and doing death matches on the side once in a while.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Yuta is busted open!

[Triple A]

Oh shit forgot about this... watching now

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BLEEDING HIS OWN BLOOD

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Muta Scale? More like the Yuta Scale ahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahha

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Moxley with a beautiful Barry Windham float over superplex during the Picture in Picture

[slik]

Damn...Wheeler Yuta really busted open


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he's bleeding a good one

THE CRIMSON MASK

[Triple A]

Jeez @ amount of blood

[Triple A]

gross

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Just noticed the obese man in the wifebeater at ringside

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if people bled less often due to less texas death matches this would be more impactful but yah that's still quite a bit of blood and this match is a good brawl out of yuta who we've really only seen do technical so far.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jesus Christ Yuta


Moxley seems worried about him

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heavy flow

needs the gimmicked tampon

[Jordan]

Christ on the Cross Moxley vs Yuta was incredible.

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jfc yuta

[slik]

Good match

Definitely Yuta's best in AEW so far

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what a match

[Triple A]

Nice job making me like Yuta... good match

[Triple A]

Hope Bryan Danielson turns on William Regal and gives him a conchairto...

[slik]

Would be funny if Bryan started a Jorts faction where everyone had to wrestle in Jorts

[Fignuts]

Fantastic match.

They definitely should have put a little more effort into building yuta up before this angle started. Instead he went from jobbing straight to being competitive with top guys.

This was still awesome, but it could have had a much more emotional impact if it was done properly.

[weather vane]

what did canada do?

Don’t show it on TV.

[Triple A]

Are they adding crowd noise now

I think they sweeten the crowd noise on Rampage often. They used to add crowd noise all the time during the pandemic shows so think they've been doing it since then

[Triple A]

YES more clientele for smart mark!

Good idea to put him with Nese so he can talk for him if they're gonna have Nese on the roster...

[Sting Fan]

Yuta vs Mox was all I had hoped for… now for the love of god get the man some new tights!

[xrodmuc316]

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[Jordan]

Regardless of anyone's dumb attempts to compare that match to anything else, the work was fantastic. I especially love how snug Mox was with his holds, when he finally locked in that flat rear naked that was so good, that whole sequence. Incredible. Did the match need the blood? .... kinda, yeah... did it need that much blood? No, definitely not, it makes it hard to watch.... would it have been as good with just a little blood? No, not as affective. There is something about the gore factor of a cut like that that makes it hard to watch but hard to look away.

[#1-norm-fan]

Lol someone sarcastically said “You get over by bleeding all over the place and losing?” to which someone responded by saying that’s exactly what put Austin over the top.

Comparing the situation to show that yes, that is a good way to get someone over is not the same as comparing Yuta to Stone Cold.

The desperate anti-AEW tryhards are gonna comprehend shit the way they see fit though.

[#1-norm-fan]

Quite a bot-like trait to not be able to understand even very basic subtleties in human conversation. TONY MAY BE ONTO SOMETHING.

[#1-norm-fan]

Also, lol @ the dipshit who posted that screenshot blocking out the name of the person who originally responded but not their Twitter handle.

[XL]

Lol someone sarcastically said “You get over by bleeding all over the place and losing?” to which someone responded by saying that’s exactly what put Austin over the top.

Comparing the situation to show that yes, that is a good way to get someone over is not the same as comparing Yuta to Stone Cold.

The desperate anti-AEW tryhards are gonna comprehend shit the way they see fit though.

We’re living in a post-nuance world.

[XL]

Oh shit Minoru Suzuki vs Samoa Joe next week

Sploosh

This doesn’t seem to have got a lot of mention. Might need to catch Dynamite this week.

[xrodmuc316]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, this show can’t even get aired in Canada. Rip AEW.

[Mr. Nerfect]

AEW don’t even have a TV deal in Australia because NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This content is objectively bad television.

[#1-norm-fan]

AEW don’t even have a TV deal in Australia because NO ONE GIVES A FUCK.

Correct. No one gives a fuck about Australia. Noid has made his first smart observation in months. Celebrate!

[Evil Vito]

Holy fuck Mox vs Yuta was brutal in the best possible way

[xrodmuc316]

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[puroresu fan]

Yuta vs Mosby was bad. They were trying too hard. Nobody will remember it in a month. He's not the second coming of Sean Waltman.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Moxley is on his way out of the company, so they are letting him work with who he wants to work with.

[puroresu fan]

He knows his ceiling in these dumpster fire promotions. His wrestlemania kickoff match vs Corbin had more prestige than all the stupid world title belts he's collected.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He’s probably thinking more about his health, putting away for his daughter and creating opportunities for his wife, to be honest. The garbage wrestling is off-putting and diminishes him. Distancing himself from it may not be the worst thing for his star power in wrestling.

[puroresu fan]

He didn't learn after the horrible exploding barbwire match. That match exposed AEW as a third rate wrestling promotion that it truly is. Problem is that Moxley fetishizes this style of wrestling.

[Fignuts]

Yuta vs Mosby was bad. They were trying too hard. Nobody will remember it in a month. He's not the second coming of Sean Waltman.

Given the story they are telling with Yuta, I think it was warranted. But because they go to the well so often with blood and no dq stuff, it lacked the impact it could have had.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Given the story they are telling with Yuta, I think it was warranted. But because they go to the well so often with blood and no dq stuff, it lacked the impact it could have had.

Yeah I watched the match and I really appreciated what they were going for, similar to you. Yet--because Yuta is sort of a dork and bleeding isn't all that special anymore, it lost some of the weight it needed. Also, I wish Mox was more cerebral and erratic like loose-cannon Pillman instead of trying to be a hardcore version of Bruiser Brody or Stan Hansen. Dude has charisma and presence but something about his performances and presentation doesn't feel like it clicks.

[Fignuts]

He definitely should have picked up up a few wins (on television, not youtube) before this whole thing started as well.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yuta is someone I don’t feel qualified to comment on, because he falls into a dark spot of being so deep in the chasm of AEW irrelevancy for me. But that is a point: This product has disengaged even my nerdy and obsessive brain that I’ve got no idea if Yuta is really good or not. And he’s attached to two of my favorite wrestlers ever (Regal and Bryan). That’s a problem.

[puroresu fan]

Given the story they are telling with Yuta, I think it was warranted. But because they go to the well so often with blood and no dq stuff, it lacked the impact it could have had.


Sorry. It did not live up to the hype and the execution was lackluster.

[xrodmuc316]

Sorry. It did not live up to the hype and the execution was lackluster.

BUT....BLADED!!! https://i.imgflip.com/6cbogu.gif

[puroresu fan]

Am I suppose to be impressed? Pretending to bite another person's open wound? Do these idiots know about bloodborne pathogens?

[xrodmuc316]

Am I suppose to be impressed? Pretending to bite another person's open wound? Do these idiots know about bloodborne pathogens?

Bloodborne pathogens are not Elite :rofl: