Tony Khan’s All Elite Wrestling Presents: Wednesday Night Dynamite 13 Apr 22. Tony Makes Another Banger.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQQNhmMXEAEjWel?format=jpg&name=large

Seriously look at this shit

[Supreme Olajuwon]

AND they’re letting the black guys (or as ron the dial calls them, “AEW Dark”) wrestle on Dynamite for a change. Tony Khan stays with his finger on the button.

[#1-norm-fan]

reDRagon needs to take the titles in the most despicable way possible so that FTR can win them from a couple dastardly heels.

[ron the dial]

AND they’re letting the black guys (or as ron the dial calls them, “AEW Dark”) wrestle on Dynamite for a change. Tony Khan stays with his finger on the button.

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

AEW Dark: Elevation

[slik]

30 minute overrun tonight

[ClockShot]

Evening kiddos.

[ron the dial]

really not looking forward to a penta loss here

[ClockShot]

Did I ever mention I'm not a fan of this Penta entrance.

[ron the dial]

i think i love alex as much as i love cutler

[weather vane]

Sko

[weather vane]

This interests me greatly.

[weather vane]

reDRagon needs to take the titles in the most despicable way possible so that FTR can win them from a couple dastardly heels.

Love this idea.

[weather vane]

WARDLOW posters.

[slik]

Very vocal crowd in NOLA tonight

[weather vane]

Commentary so fucking low.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Fans are jacked! They’re chanting for CM Punk! They’re chanting for Penta!

I’ll tell ya what, they should be chanting for Tony Khan!

[ClockShot]

Whoops.

[slik]

My fortune cookie said the best days of my life were still to come...but then when I wasn't paying attention my cat ate the fortune...

[ron the dial]

Whoops.

lol i got to what this is referring to

[ClockShot]

Tag title match is next on the docket?

I'd figure that'd close the show.

[Triple A]

Does Abrahantes still do Spanish commentary while wearing that outfit...

[ron the dial]

Tag title match is next on the docket?

I'd figure that'd close the show.

i figured joe/suzuki would main event

[rez]

Bebop Cola

[Triple A]

Feel like it's a new record for most matches on a Dynamite tonight... don't remember there ever being 7

[xrodmuc316]

Not AEW related, but WTF?!?

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[ClockShot]

i figured joe/suzuki would main event

Sorta sucks if they're going to stick that in the over run. I don't think that's going to need 20 minutes. 10-15 might be enough.

[ron the dial]

Feel like it's a new record for most matches on a Dynamite tonight... don't remember there ever being 7

they've got an extra 30 minutes tonight

[ClockShot]

Nice lil' opener.

[slik]

Really good opening match between Punk and Penta

[Triple A]

Sensing that they are just gonna go an extra 2-5 mins for the overrun

[ron the dial]

garcia killing me with these backwards kangols

[weather vane]

Need reDRagon to win.

[ron the dial]

Need reDRagon to win.
i'm with you and fan on this. need them to win so they can lose to FTR.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Only Tony Khan could bring us Dragons vs Dinosaurs for the world tag team championships!

[ron the dial]

i hope marko stunt pops out from under the ring and inexplicably teams up with christian to take out the jungle jerks in the ring

[ron the dial]

should he have on a cape? probably.

[Triple A]

Good @ no Christian there

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Is it me or are Bob and Kyle looking a little doughy tonight?

Too much time with Adam Cole? Critics are talking.

[Triple A]

Feeling like Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus will lose the titles tonight... wonder if Christian will finally "snap" and cost them the titles...

[ron the dial]

yes JR there is knee disease in the air

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Would be cool if Chris Jan turns tonight

Would be a good feud between him and Jungle Boy Jack Perry

[weather vane]

Lizard Man

[ron the dial]

hell yes marina vs skye blue

[ClockShot]

That was a cool sequence by reDRagon

[weather vane]

brtl

[Triple A]

Cool I guess

Love that finisher

[ClockShot]

That was fun.

[ron the dial]

damn

[Jordan]

Hey guys I just caught the end of that tag match, missed CM Punk vs Penta how was it? Who is debuting tonight? I need to POP BABY

[ron the dial]

OH SHIT FTR BABY

[Jordan]

Wheeler Yuta is a star now you guys.

[Triple A]

Hey guys I just caught the end of that tag match, missed CM Punk vs Penta how was it? Who is debuting tonight? I need to POP BABY

Opening match was pretty good... made a lot better by a really hot crowd!

[ClockShot]

Hey. Yuta passed the initiation test(s).

[Triple A]

How is Gunn Club 24-0... feel like they've lost at least 2-3 matches in the past month or two

[ron the dial]

is tony rocking a tiny mullet

[Jordan]

Probably, Tony loves to be a little weird!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

How is Gunn Club 24-0... feel like they've lost at least 2-3 matches in the past month or two

Trios only

[ron the dial]

jordan i only trust you regarding wrestler's cocks and other contoured areas

[ClockShot]

Time to play Where's Wardlow.

[ron the dial]

hayter vs storm is already brilliant

[Supreme Olajuwon]

hayter vs storm is already brilliant

A cups and A+ butts

[Triple A]

Shawn Dean looks like a jobber more than ever with that outfit/paint...

[ClockShot]

Ya know guys.

The Park Family just got fired from MLW. This is the perfect opportunity to finally answer one of the great questions of pro wrestling.

WHO'S THE CHAIRMAN?! LA PARKA OR SHAWN SPEARS?!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Shawn Dean channeling his inner Sgt Craig Pittman

[ClockShot]

Well. There's the dead bodies.

[ClockShot]

Found him.

[weather vane]

WARDAWG

[ron the dial]

there's our boy

[Triple A]

get back in the ring MJF!!!

[ron the dial]

SHRUGS OFF THE CHAIRSHOT

[ClockShot]

Ref's not for sale.

[slik]

Wardlow is amazing

[xrodmuc316]

How long are they gonna do the same segment every week?

[ron the dial]

BRYCE DON'T TAKE NO SHIT

[ron the dial]

How long are they gonna do the same segment every week?

how many weeks do you count so far?

[weather vane]

CUMDORX

[Jordan]

Who was Malakai talking about in that promo? please tell me it's Hangman.

[ron the dial]

CUMDORX

https://i.imgur.com/XgtVYtp.png

[ron the dial]

really wish santana and ortiz would drop the facepaint already

[Triple A]

Kinda would rather have a talking segment instead of this match...

[Triple A]

Keep craving an "apple crisp" thing while watching AEW Dynamite...

[weather vane]

Yum.

[ron the dial]

damn a lot of distance on that frog splash

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Triple A are you a fan of AEW like you were of ECW?

[ron the dial]

Kinda would rather have a talking segment instead of this match...

yeah it's over an hour of pretty much straight wrestling. would be nice to have like a 10-15 talking segment.

[Triple A]

Triple A are you a fan of AEW like you were of ECW?

Can you be more specific...

[rez]

I'm still not feeling Jericho's new stable. It feels like nWo Black & White 2.0. The B team.

[ron the dial]

SMART MARK MY DUDE

[ron the dial]

How long are they gonna do the same segment every week?

i think it's over bud

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Can you be more specific...

I remember you being "really into ECW." r u rly into AEW. Like does it get yr blood pumping?

[xrodmuc316]

LOL @ The Butcher. If he can just pay whoever, why not Keith Lee or Brody King?

[Triple A]

Let`s go Skye Blue

[ron the dial]

i can't quite explain it because she was really just ok in NXT but i am very excited about marina in AEW. let's see how long that lasts!

[Triple A]

I remember you being "really into ECW." r u rly into AEW. Like does it get yr blood pumping?

Yea I am! Haven't missed an episode of Dynamite or a PPV yet...

[xrodmuc316]

i think it's over bud

Good, went a week too long for my liking but I wont begrudge that since they are advancing it now.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I remember you being "really into ECW." r u rly into AEW. Like does it get yr blood pumping?

The good ole days of TPWW News & Rumors

Taz and Rob Van Dam were gods on this site back then

[ron the dial]

this was... not a great spot on the card for this. was probably gonna kill the crowd no matter what though.

[Jordan]

Hey guys if you look really closely you can try to see Blue Sky's butthole.

[weather vane]

I like this theme a lot.

[Triple A]

Thinking about that one match with Serena Deeb vs. Skye Blue where they suddenly had all these new elaborate camera angles showing Skye Blue's a$$...

[ron the dial]

Hey guys if you look really closely you can try to see Blue Sky's butthole.

see this is news you can trust

[Jordan]

Why do women do the dumbest shit in wrestling? Trying to come up with moves that make no sense.

[weather vane]

HOOK

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Why the funk am I supposed to get excited about Shafir to challenge Jade if they’re both heels

[Jordan]

see this is news you can trust

Unfortunately it was a short match!

[ron the dial]

Why do women do the dumbest shit in wrestling? Trying to come up with moves that make no sense.

lol oh yeah dudes NEVER do that

[weather vane]

DANHAUSEN

[xrodmuc316]

They do some weird booking. Now Hook is going to fight Tony Neese?

[ron the dial]

oh my stars more smart mark!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hookhausen future tag team champs

[Jordan]

Just to let you guys know I wasn't exposed to indy Danhausen so I don't really care about him!

[Jordan]

They do some weird booking. Now Hook is going to fight Tony Neese?

Don't get it twisted the feast or famine of AEW lies at the hands of Tony Khan. He doesn't let anyone book the show! it's his show! *stamping and raging with clenched fist

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

The good ole days of TPWW News & Rumors

Taz and Rob Van Dam were gods on this site back then

lol that's what I was kinda getting at. Seeing Triple A actually like wrestling is a bit nostalgic, innit?

God remember when Taz was cool and a "top guy"?

[ron the dial]

LOL @ The Butcher. If he can just pay whoever, why not Keith Lee or Brody King?

we all need more butcher in our lives so this observation is wild to me

[Jordan]

Damn I was hoping Battle of the Belts 2 would be good but it looks like they are determined to make it subpar!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Yessss AEW Dark segment coming up

[ron the dial]

P-P-P-P-POWERHOUSE

[slik]

Ricky Starks looks good in all-white gear

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Powerhouse Hobbs Tha God

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Swerve Tha God

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Tha God Keith Lee

[Jordan]

Swerve looks like Idris Elba.

[weather vane]

we all need more butcher in our lives so this observation is wild to me

no shit

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Black guys fighting each other exclusively! That’s what wrestling does!

[Jordan]

This will be a very athletic matchup!

[Triple A]

Damn I was hoping Battle of the Belts 2 would be good but it looks like they are determined to make it subpar!

Seems like it's gonna be taped a lot of the time so they can do a live Rampage then tape Battle of the Belts since it's only an hour... Not very ideal for a show that's supposed to be all title matches to be taped!

[rez]

It's getting harder and harder to keep up with 'rasslin/sport entertainment without Smeat

[Jordan]

I'm much more hot on Swerve than Keith Lee because I really don't like the way Lee promos.

[ron the dial]

walking that rope with STYLE

[Jordan]

Swerve is a big dude to move around like that. Very impressive.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dang Ricky caught a knee to the temple on that moonsault

[Jordan]

I love the way Swerve does high spots. They don't look like a work, they look painful. Most guys dive outside they land on their feet and barely touch the person they are attacking.

[Jordan]

Imagine how much Keith Lee eats and shits.

[ron the dial]

Imagine how much Keith Lee eats and shits.

#POTY

[xrodmuc316]

we all need more butcher in our lives so this observation is wild to me

No problem with the Butcher, but there are much better options if MNF is trying to stick it to Wardlow.

[Triple A]

Taz looking fishy out there...

[ron the dial]

oh shit just realized they even have the black ref! #AEWDarkElevation

[ron the dial]

No problem with the Butcher, but there are much better options if MNF is trying to stick it to Wardlow.

probably week one of this, give it some time. how many weeks of this part of the angle do you have in you?

also, better options? pffffffffffft.

[Jordan]

Great match! I really think Tony should consider a tag run for one or both of these teams!

[ron the dial]

P-P-P-P-POWERHOUSE

[xrodmuc316]

probably week one of this, give it some time. how many weeks of this part of the angle do you have in you?

also, better options? pffffffffffft.

You know, on 2nd thought IF MJF is meant to be the final boss for Wardlow, then they wouldn't book other top level guys.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Gresham and Castle on big time tv is cool

[slik]

Really good tag match

TK going to have to give NOLA a ppv

[ron the dial]

hell yes dalton castle!

[Jordan]

Rampage is legit this week, must see card with Texas Death Match and Gunn Club vs BCC. Billy Gunn gonna mix it up with Mox and Danielson ... that's gonna be sick.

[slik]

Thinking non TV-PG thoughts about Daniel Garcia and Ricky Starks

[weather vane]

I LOVE CAKE… AND VIOLENCE

[ron the dial]

I LOVE CAKE… AND VIOLENCE

i love nyla

[Jordan]

Huge Announcement next week by Tony Khan! What will it be!?

[Jordan]

hell yes dalton castle!

I was typing something, what happened I didn't see him?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Nyla consistently funny. Dunno how I feel about this. Don’t really like her.

[ron the dial]

I was typing something, what happened I didn't see him?

Gresham and Castle on big time tv is cool

[xrodmuc316]

Huge Announcement next week by Tony Khan! What will it be!?

:roll:

[Jordan]

Really good tag match

TK going to have to give NOLA a ppv

Yeah this is a perfect AEW crowd.

[rez]

Nyla a safer and better "female" wrestler than Nia.

[Jordan]

Guys earlier Malakai did a promo, who was he talking to?

[ron the dial]

champeen

[Triple A]

ROH ring announcer so good, they should just hire him for AEW

[Triple A]

Guys earlier Malakai did a promo, who was he talking to?

Fuego del Sol apparently...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;What the House gives, the house will take.&quot; - <a href="https://twitter.com/malakaiblxck?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@malakaiBlxck</a> has a few words for <a href="https://twitter.com/FuegoDelSol?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@fuegodelsol</a>.<br><br>Tune in NOW to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDynamite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDynamite</a> LIVE on <a href="https://twitter.com/TBSNetwork?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@tbsnetwork</a>! <a href="https://t.co/epxWC9xdda">pic.twitter.com/epxWC9xdda</a></p>&mdash; All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) <a href="https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1514408070381776905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Jordan]

I feel like we are expecting Joe vs Kobashi level stuff here and IDK if that is realistic!

[Jordan]

Fuego del Sol apparently...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;What the House gives, the house will take.&quot; - <a href="https://twitter.com/malakaiblxck?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@malakaiBlxck</a> has a few words for <a href="https://twitter.com/FuegoDelSol?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@fuegodelsol</a>.<br><br>Tune in NOW to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDynamite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDynamite</a> LIVE on <a href="https://twitter.com/TBSNetwork?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@tbsnetwork</a>! <a href="https://t.co/epxWC9xdda">pic.twitter.com/epxWC9xdda</a></p>&mdash; All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) <a href="https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1514408070381776905?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Oh man that's terrible. Malakai should get more than that.

[ron the dial]

I feel like we are expecting Joe vs Kobashi level stuff here and IDK if that is realistic!
nah definitely not expecting that, that's crazy talk.

[xrodmuc316]

YES THE BEST HECKIN SPOT, JUST STAND THERE AND SLAP EACH OTHER FOR 2 MINUTES!!!!!!!

[weather vane]

Tough fucks.

[Sepholio]

slap me harder senpai UwU

[Jordan]

I feel like we are expecting Joe vs Kobashi level stuff here and IDK if that is realistic!

Ummmmmm, can you delete a post?

[Triple A]

Suzuki's hand "beet red"

[xrodmuc316]

Guys earlier Malakai did a promo, who was he talking to?

Fuego Del Sol, Tony is such a good booker!

[ron the dial]

Suzuki's hand "beet red"

dude has been working a crazy amount of matches. did like a dozen over WM weekend or some shit. his hand has thrown a million slaps/chops in a short span. yeah that's it

[rez]

S.Joe is a national treasure. Vince/Kahn were dumbasses to let him go. HHH knew what was up on the talent..

[weather vane]

Suzuki's hand "beet red"

Today years old. Mind blown. Fuck I’m dumb.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ummmmmm, can you delete a post?

Kobashi chops for dayssssssssssss

[Jordan]

Joe is great

[Triple A]

Damn, Joe's neck all bruised...

[Jordan]

Was that the first bump of the match?

[weather vane]

Joe gassed.

[xrodmuc316]

Debut time!

[weather vane]

Hahahaha

[Jordan]

LOL Jay Lethal with jokes! Ut oh, the lights are out!

[weather vane]

Who the fuck is this monster?

[Jordan]

GREAT KHALI!

[xrodmuc316]

LOL fans booing because nobody knows who this random basketball player is

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh no. We did an overrun for a basketball player

[Jordan]

The Great Khali's BROTHER!

[Jordan]

Oh no. We did and overrun for The Great Khali's BROTHER! WOW

[Triple A]

This guy is not gonna get over imo...

[ron the dial]

Who the fuck is this monster?

Their version of The Great Khali. Tell me how this product is different.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Pretty dog shit ending to an otherwise good show

[xrodmuc316]

Hope everybody listened to Meltzer, would be a tragedy if people missed they amazing debut on their DVR's :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ron the dial]

weak fucking ending for sure

[weather vane]

I wanna do drugs with Gino Hernandez.

[Jordan]

This Giant is gonna do BACKFLIPS.

[rez]

dumb

[weather vane]

I kinda liked it… that guy is scary.

[xrodmuc316]

This is what happens when you don't have Cody there to tell you when something is dumb.

[Sepholio]

lol wtf did I just watch

[rez]

bet tony khan is trolling wrestlinginc right meow

[ron the dial]

WHO IS STAYING TUNED FOR RAT IN THE KITCHEN???

[Sepholio]

WHO IS STAYING TUNED FOR RAT IN THE KITCHEN???

It's background noise as I reread the thread to determine which of you are bots.

[weather vane]

Wish they would of made him more menacing looking somehow. Like when Giant Gonzales came out at the Rumble. Was so scared.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hey guys popping back in to say that ending was really really dumb

K bye

[xrodmuc316]

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[Sepholio]

Supreme is a bot confirmed.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I hope this guy gives us continued entries into WrestleCrap

[Triple A]

They really shouldn't have done the lights off thing for this guy... Still wouldn't have been that good but also wouldn't have been as disappointing / confusing since everyone was expecting to see someone they actually know when the lights came back on

[Bad News Gertner]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">IMO, this is the only way you bring a giant to the ring. <a href="https://t.co/uILFZp5i3Q">pic.twitter.com/uILFZp5i3Q</a></p>&mdash; WCW Deep Cuts (@DeepCutsWCW) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeepCutsWCW/status/1514427423072346113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

BAH GAWD IT'S TALL BASKETBALL GUY

[Fignuts]

Fun match between Joe and Suzuki. Too bad we didnt have any time to process it because we had to debut some basketball player that no one cares about.

[xrodmuc316]

Fun match between Joe and Suzuki. Too bad we didnt have any time to process it because we had to debut some basketball player that no one cares about.

Yeah that is something they never seem comfortable doing, just letting a moment sink in.

[Jordan]

Is Santam Singh the next big thing? He's really big. Do you think he is capable of a good match? I don't think so! Did you see the way he tossed Joe into the ring steps! And then he put his foot on Joe's fat gut at the end to pose and Joe swatted him away and said "don't fucking touch me".

[xrodmuc316]

Is Santam Singh the next big thing? He's really big. Do you think he is capable of a good match? I don't think so! Did you see the way he tossed Joe into the ring steps! And then he put his foot on Joe's fat gut at the end to pose and Joe swatted him away and said "don't fucking touch me".

Tony thinks so

https://i.imgflip.com/6cis49.gif

[puroresu fan]

Does the hindu freak have giantism? Looks funny

[puroresu fan]

Remember when the Saudis wanted Yokozuna? This feels eerily similar. Bargain bin Khali.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I loved this episode all the way up to the end. It’s fine they’re introducing new talent. Especially one that is really unique to their roster. But doing it in the main event, with a lights out spot, was a bad idea and it feel really flat. Joe is awesome, I love Lethal as a very good bitter mid card heel, and Dutt is fine as his lackey to feed to the faces, but that wasn’t a main event angle. End the first hour with it, but not the entire show.

Another complaint I’ve had that’s been growing is the lack of focus on Hangman. I thought part why Jericho’s run was so good was that the show was focused on him and everything on the weekly show built up to his matches and segments. It made him seem important, and therefore the title was important.

I don’t need Hangman needs to be wrestling every week, but he needs a live segment every week, and should be the main event whether he’s wrestling, talking, or getting involved in something to further his current angle and build to the match. They use him in the middle of the show and by the end he’s barely mentioned other than maybe a match graphic. Pretty sure he wasn’t on the show last night outside of the broadcast hyping his death match.

Get the mother fucker out there after the Joe match, have him cut a promo and get the crowd hyped for him killing Cole, do a run in, and either leave him in peril or have him clean house. Something.

The fact that they don’t build the show around him is leveling the quality of his run. He’s had 3 great matches and a good one with Cole, but that he’s not the main event on TV is making his run seem less significant. And it shouldn’t be that way.

[xrodmuc316]

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[Corporate CockSnogger]

Not sure on Wheeler Yuta. They made him look like a beast against Mox but not sure if he’s the right guy to be putting in that position. He talks and looks like a bit of a goof.

They’ve got too many belts on the go now with all these ROH titles, it’s becoming a bit hard to care, even though I do like Samoa Joe. Hope they stop with the ROH stuff and start having a separate show for all of them. Again, too many actual top guys not really on the show.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I don’t mind it when they give their bigger names mini-feuds that last a couple of weeks. I think the best example of this was when MJF had a two week feud with Pullman Jr where he destroyed him every time. But sometimes it derails the bigger guys momentum too much.

Malakai Black should never be cutting a promo on Fuego Del Sol. They squashed him and Bear Country which was fine. Dark Order helped out so they squashed them too. That should’ve been the end of it. House of Black should be aiming at Jungle Express right now and then move onto Mox and Danielson. Stop middling around with losers for more than a squash or two.

The combination of matches between House of black and Jungle Boy/Luchasaurus and Christian can keep them going for a while.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jungle Express been feuding with Adam Cole and friends for about 10 months it feels

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I agree with cock snogger. ROH should be the new YouTube shows. Or at least one of them.

I like Yuta but he needs a better haircut and boots

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Yuta looks like a college student

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I guess maybe the Moxley match was similar to the effect of 123 Kid pinning Razor. Somebody who looks like a regular AEW fan “held his own.” Except 123 kid’s victory was more believable and treated as a fluke to turn Razor face.

[Jordan]

It wasn't Tony's idea to debut Santham Singh in the dark, it was someone else!

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

With 30 years in the biz!

[xrodmuc316]

It wasn't Tony's idea to debut Santham Singh in the dark, it was someone else!

With 30 years in the biz!

CLASSIC Tiny Khan :rofl:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Great way to debut someone. And against someone so established in the company too. Take notes, amateurs.

[Evil Vito]

I loved this show for 2 hours and then that ending just left me feeling crestfallen.

I don’t think a bad ending can ruin an entire program but god damn that was a bad note to end on, ala the exploding death match fuck up.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

It happens, though. Best to just embrace the Wrestlecrap. It's part of what makes wrestling unique.

[Evil Vito]

Feels like something that could've/should've been done in the middle of the show. Still would've sucked but wouldn't have ended the show on a down note.

Would've flip flopped Joe/Suzuki and reDragon/Jurassic.

[Evil Vito]

I thought it was Khali for a brief second. I irrationally love that fucking oaf.

[Jordan]

Feels like something that could've/should've been done in the middle of the show. Still would've sucked but wouldn't have ended the show on a down note.

Would've flip flopped Joe/Suzuki and reDragon/Jurassic.

Or Punk and Penta... It's weird how AEW has conditioned the audience that the real main event is the opening match.

[Evil Vito]

Really enjoyed the Team Taz vs. Swerve and Lee match.

Separately, he's not always on commentary for their matches but I also have to throw in that Taz is one of the best guys at playing heel as a character but it not overwhelming his commentary. Even to the extent of not going overboard with Hook. He puts everyone over so well even if they're facing his group. It's refreshing.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Why not present this guy like a babyface? Kayfabe doesn’t exist for them anymore. The fans are not going to like the wrestling that comes of this, so why also position them to not like the guy? At least if their fans see him as their attraction, he might be a guilty pleasure for them. He can beat guys like QT Marshall, Billy Gunn, etc. for weeks.

[drave]

Or Punk and Penta... It's weird how AEW has conditioned the audience that the real main event is the opening match.


They have a good record of putting on bangers first..... especially unexpected ones (on paper).