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04-26-2022, 08:02 AM
Another morning greets us, ladies and gentlemen. Hopefully you're being greeted with better weather than we are over here as the rain can't decide if it wants to stay on or off. It's rather tempting "stay under the covers" weather but we have responsibilities that we cannot shirk! This week's Rate the Game certainly qualifies as such. Speaking of which, last week's Alan Wake qualified to join the ranks on our illustrious leaderboard. It wasn't as familiar with the TPWW Universe as I might have believed but what did the people who did play it have to say? I summon the leaderboard!
<select><option selected="">Rate the Game Results
<option>1. (TIE) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (4.8)</option>
<option>3. (TIE) Hitman: Codename 47, Mass Effect (4.75)</option>
<option>5. Goldeneye 007 (4.72)</option>
<option>6. Super Mario Bros. 3 (4.7)</option>
<option>7. Silent Hill 2 (4.66)
<option>8. (3-WAY TIE) Chrono Trigger, Portal, Red Dead Redemption (4.5)</option>
<option>11. (3-WAY TIE) Mega Man 2, Donkey Kong Country, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (4.44)</option>
<option>14. Super Mario Bros. (4.41)</option>
<option>15. God of War (4.4)</option>
<option>16. Mega Man X (4.36)</option>
<option>17. (TIE) Metal Gear Solid, BioShock (4.33)</option>
<option>19. Perfect Dark (4.3)</option>
<option>20. (TIE) Shadow of the Colossus, The Last of Us (4.28)</option>
<option>22. Super Street Fighter 2 (4.15)</option>
<option>23. Sonic the Hedgehog (4.14)</option>
<option>24. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (4.125)</option>
<option>25. Super Mario 64 (4.07)</option>
<option>26. (TIE) Grand Theft Auto 3, The Legend of Zelda (4.06)</option>
<option>28. NBA Jam (4.05)</option>
<option>29. (12-WAY TIE) Super Mario Kart (4.0)</option>
<option>- Sonic the Hedgehog 2</option>
<option>- Super Metroid</option>
<option>- The Simpsons</option>
<option>- Castlevania: Symphony of the Night</option>
<option>- Donkey Kong Country 2</option>
<option>- Resident Evil 4</option>
<option>- Super Smash Bros.</option>
<option>- Banjo-Kazooie</option>
<option>- EarthBound</option>
<option>- Fallout 3</option>
<option>- Mirror's Edge</option>
<option>41. Final Fantasy 7 (3.94)</option>
<option>42. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time (3.92)</option>
<option>43. Mega Man (3.89)</option>
<option>44. (3-WAY TIE) Contra, Castlevania, Devil May Cry (3.86)</option>
<option>47. Half-Life 2 (3.85)</option>
<option>48. (TIE) Half-Life, Infamous (3.83)</option>
<option>50. (TIE) SimCity 2000, Final Fight (3.8)</option>
<option>52. Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (3.77)</option>
<option>53. Batman: Arkham Asylum (3.76)</option>
<option>54. (TIE) Double Dragon, Max Payne (3.75)</option>
<option>56. Tetris (3.69)</option>
<option>57. Mortal Kombat 2 (3.67)</option>
<option>58. (3-WAY TIE) Diablo, F.E.A.R., Alan Wake (3.66)</option>
<option>61. Mortal Kombat (3.65)</option>
<option>62. Doom (3.625)</option>
<option>63. StarFox (3.61)</option>
<option>64. Resident Evil (3.58)</option>
<option>65. (3-WAY TIE) Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi, Burnout Paradise (3.5)</option>
<option>68. Dead Space (3.4)</option>
<option>69. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (3.39)</option>
<option>70. Resident Evil: Nemesis (3.38)</option>
<option>71. (5-WAY TIE) Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Condemned: Criminal Origins, Crash Bandicoot, Wolfenstein 3D, Left 4 Dead (3.33)</option>
<option>76. Gears of War (3.27)</option>
<option>77. (TIE) Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Borderlands (3.22)</option>
<option>79. (3-WAY TIE) Quake, Duke Nukem 3D, Darkstalkers (3.2)</option>
<option>82. SoulCalibur (3.16)</option>
<option>83. Pac-Man (3.125)</option>
<option>84. Killer Instinct (3.11)</option>
<option>85. (TIE) Virtua Fighter, Rock Band (3.09)</option>
<option>87. (5-WAY TIE) Time Crisis, Tekken, Earthworm Jim, Metroid, Halo 2 (3.0)</option>
<option>92. Guitar Hero (2.875)</option>
<option>93. Streets of Rage (2.84)</option>
<option>94. Altered Beast (2.8)</option>
<option>95. Bayonetta (2.75)</option>
<option>96. (3-WAY TIE) Dead Rising, Gauntlet, Assassin's Creed (2.71) </option>
<option>99. (TIE) Silent Hill, The Sims (2.6)</option>
<option>101. Tomb Raider (2.55)</option>
<option>102. Halo: Combat Evolved (2.5)</option>
<option>103. (TIE) Twisted Metal, Crackdown (2.42)</option>
<option>105. Gran Turismo (2.3)</option>
<option>106. Ghosts n' Goblins (2.14)</option>
</select>
Well much like the character of Alan Wake finds himself lost in the woods, the game Alan Wake finds itself lost in the middle of the pile with a 3.66 average. He's got some OK company with F.E.A.R. and Diablo, though. He doesn't do as well as Remedy's previous hit, Max Payne, sadly.
Moving on, let's say we close out the month of April with a banger, huh? It's been a while since we've had something crack that top 10. Do we have anything left in the bowl that can muster up enough love to shake things up in the elite section? What do you have for us this week, bowl?
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The bowl knows its role; and our role is to rate this game, our 107th! It's the third-ish entry to the blood-splattering fighting franchise, Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3! I went with this one as opposed to the vanilla Mortal Kombat 3 as I think more people are familiar with this version. Maybe I'm wrong, though. You'll have to tell me. You'll also have to tell me what you thought of it by slapping this sucker with your rating. Does it carry on the legacy of Mortal Kombat faithfully? Let's see how this entry fares as we say good-bye to April. Until next week!
<select><option selected="">Rate the Game Results
<option>1. (TIE) The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (4.8)</option>
<option>3. (TIE) Hitman: Codename 47, Mass Effect (4.75)</option>
<option>5. Goldeneye 007 (4.72)</option>
<option>6. Super Mario Bros. 3 (4.7)</option>
<option>7. Silent Hill 2 (4.66)
<option>8. (3-WAY TIE) Chrono Trigger, Portal, Red Dead Redemption (4.5)</option>
<option>11. (3-WAY TIE) Mega Man 2, Donkey Kong Country, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (4.44)</option>
<option>14. Super Mario Bros. (4.41)</option>
<option>15. God of War (4.4)</option>
<option>16. Mega Man X (4.36)</option>
<option>17. (TIE) Metal Gear Solid, BioShock (4.33)</option>
<option>19. Perfect Dark (4.3)</option>
<option>20. (TIE) Shadow of the Colossus, The Last of Us (4.28)</option>
<option>22. Super Street Fighter 2 (4.15)</option>
<option>23. Sonic the Hedgehog (4.14)</option>
<option>24. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (4.125)</option>
<option>25. Super Mario 64 (4.07)</option>
<option>26. (TIE) Grand Theft Auto 3, The Legend of Zelda (4.06)</option>
<option>28. NBA Jam (4.05)</option>
<option>29. (12-WAY TIE) Super Mario Kart (4.0)</option>
<option>- Sonic the Hedgehog 2</option>
<option>- Super Metroid</option>
<option>- The Simpsons</option>
<option>- Castlevania: Symphony of the Night</option>
<option>- Donkey Kong Country 2</option>
<option>- Resident Evil 4</option>
<option>- Super Smash Bros.</option>
<option>- Banjo-Kazooie</option>
<option>- EarthBound</option>
<option>- Fallout 3</option>
<option>- Mirror's Edge</option>
<option>41. Final Fantasy 7 (3.94)</option>
<option>42. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time (3.92)</option>
<option>43. Mega Man (3.89)</option>
<option>44. (3-WAY TIE) Contra, Castlevania, Devil May Cry (3.86)</option>
<option>47. Half-Life 2 (3.85)</option>
<option>48. (TIE) Half-Life, Infamous (3.83)</option>
<option>50. (TIE) SimCity 2000, Final Fight (3.8)</option>
<option>52. Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver (3.77)</option>
<option>53. Batman: Arkham Asylum (3.76)</option>
<option>54. (TIE) Double Dragon, Max Payne (3.75)</option>
<option>56. Tetris (3.69)</option>
<option>57. Mortal Kombat 2 (3.67)</option>
<option>58. (3-WAY TIE) Diablo, F.E.A.R., Alan Wake (3.66)</option>
<option>61. Mortal Kombat (3.65)</option>
<option>62. Doom (3.625)</option>
<option>63. StarFox (3.61)</option>
<option>64. Resident Evil (3.58)</option>
<option>65. (3-WAY TIE) Ninja Gaiden, Shinobi, Burnout Paradise (3.5)</option>
<option>68. Dead Space (3.4)</option>
<option>69. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (3.39)</option>
<option>70. Resident Evil: Nemesis (3.38)</option>
<option>71. (5-WAY TIE) Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, Condemned: Criminal Origins, Crash Bandicoot, Wolfenstein 3D, Left 4 Dead (3.33)</option>
<option>76. Gears of War (3.27)</option>
<option>77. (TIE) Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Borderlands (3.22)</option>
<option>79. (3-WAY TIE) Quake, Duke Nukem 3D, Darkstalkers (3.2)</option>
<option>82. SoulCalibur (3.16)</option>
<option>83. Pac-Man (3.125)</option>
<option>84. Killer Instinct (3.11)</option>
<option>85. (TIE) Virtua Fighter, Rock Band (3.09)</option>
<option>87. (5-WAY TIE) Time Crisis, Tekken, Earthworm Jim, Metroid, Halo 2 (3.0)</option>
<option>92. Guitar Hero (2.875)</option>
<option>93. Streets of Rage (2.84)</option>
<option>94. Altered Beast (2.8)</option>
<option>95. Bayonetta (2.75)</option>
<option>96. (3-WAY TIE) Dead Rising, Gauntlet, Assassin's Creed (2.71) </option>
<option>99. (TIE) Silent Hill, The Sims (2.6)</option>
<option>101. Tomb Raider (2.55)</option>
<option>102. Halo: Combat Evolved (2.5)</option>
<option>103. (TIE) Twisted Metal, Crackdown (2.42)</option>
<option>105. Gran Turismo (2.3)</option>
<option>106. Ghosts n' Goblins (2.14)</option>
</select>
Well much like the character of Alan Wake finds himself lost in the woods, the game Alan Wake finds itself lost in the middle of the pile with a 3.66 average. He's got some OK company with F.E.A.R. and Diablo, though. He doesn't do as well as Remedy's previous hit, Max Payne, sadly.
Moving on, let's say we close out the month of April with a banger, huh? It's been a while since we've had something crack that top 10. Do we have anything left in the bowl that can muster up enough love to shake things up in the elite section? What do you have for us this week, bowl?
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The bowl knows its role; and our role is to rate this game, our 107th! It's the third-ish entry to the blood-splattering fighting franchise, Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3! I went with this one as opposed to the vanilla Mortal Kombat 3 as I think more people are familiar with this version. Maybe I'm wrong, though. You'll have to tell me. You'll also have to tell me what you thought of it by slapping this sucker with your rating. Does it carry on the legacy of Mortal Kombat faithfully? Let's see how this entry fares as we say good-bye to April. Until next week!