All Elite Wrestling Presents: Wednesday Night Dynamite 11 May 22. The Debuthausen.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

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Other matches on the undercard too including the Battle of the Butt Cleavage in the first round of the women’s Owen Hart Cup

[drave]

Where's the "so muthafuckin pumped" option?

[Sepholio]

Tonights going to be the biggest debuthausen AEW has ever had and Tony chooses now to not being hyping stuff up on the tweeter? What a knob.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Interested to see how they handle Danhausen as an in ring performer. He’s been great in his current role.

I’m rooting big time for Dax to be the Cinderella story of the tourney. Doesn’t have to win it, but I’d like to see him go far.

My penis might fall off in the Hayter v Storm match. They did book them in an all the ass you can eat buffet match.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Where's the "so muthafuckin pumped" option?

Only for pay per views and premium live events, friendhausen.

[slik]

Looks like a good card tonight

[xrodmuc316]

If they book Bald FTR over Adam Cole im going to cry

[slik]

torn between the season premiere of real housewives of beverly hills and dynamite...but I will record rhobh and watch aew live

[Triple A]

Home in time for AEW: Dynamite

have to eat food though... hope the show is good!!!

[ron the dial]

here we goooooooo

[xrodmuc316]

YES BAYBAY starting it off!

[ron the dial]

If they book Bald FTR over Adam Cole im going to cry

he about to job in the opener

[Triple A]

Can't wait for MJF in Long Island segment!!

[Sepholio]

Adam Cole is about to job BAY BAY!~!!one1

[Sepholio]

Can't wait for MJF in Long Island segment!!

I'm here for this and the big debuthausen!

[Triple A]

I'm here for this and the big debuthausen!

Oh yeah that too. Should be a good show! Assuming Tony Khan would try extra hard to try to make this week's show better than last week's stinker!!!

[Sepholio]

Adam Cole reminds me of James Ellsworth with hair.

And a chin.

[slik]

Isn't Adam Cole a 'HBK Guy'

Feel like that alone should be reason for him to lose this match

[Triple A]

Hope Dax wins... so sick of Adam Cole

[ron the dial]

gorgeous germans by dax

[Triple A]

Dax so good, love him

[Supreme Olajuwon]

torn between the season premiere of real housewives of beverly hills and dynamite...but I will record rhobh and watch aew live

What are your thoughts on the Dubai spinoff

[Evil Vito]

Dax Harwood is so fucking good.

[Evil Vito]

Wild when both members of The Revival got hurt back to back in 2017-18, the healthy member was just kept off TV for months.

Both guys can absolutely go in a singles capacity.

[xrodmuc316]

YA KNOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOM!!!

[Triple A]

Good match!

[ron the dial]

really good match. definitely the right call to put cole through, but hats off to dax for those singles matches.

[slik]

Booooooooooo

[Evil Vito]

Excellent opener

[Triple A]

Curious about Hangman heel turn :y:

[Evil Vito]

*marks out for Q*

[xrodmuc316]

Lets see if Tony books Page to be a heel on.commentary tonight.

[slik]

What are your thoughts on the Dubai spinoff

On one hand it's probably the only series that could give Beverly Hills a run for it's money in wealth porn...but on the other hand I kind of hope it flops since Dubai is a city built on slaves.

[xrodmuc316]

Oh right, Long Island is the only smart fans in the world booing this clown!

[Evil Vito]

Tavares jersey? Fuck you Punk!

[slik]

Vintage photo of a young Bret Hart fan who would later be disturbed an HBK guy defeated a Hart loyalist in 2022


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[xrodmuc316]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Good to see that uncoordinated, emasculated cuck is finally on the other side of the guardrail with the rest of the neck bearded virgins where he belongs <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ufcmilwaukee?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ufcmilwaukee</a> <a href="https://t.co/4bY7qDDlbU">https://t.co/4bY7qDDlbU</a></p>&mdash; Colby Covington (@ColbyCovMMA) <a href="https://twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/1074113404275736577?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 16, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Supreme Olajuwon]

CM Punk looking massive against an actual vanilla midget. The haters owe Phil an apology.

[Triple A]

Tavares jersey? Fuck you Punk!

What's the story with the jersey, idk anything about hockey

[Evil Vito]

I'm not a big Long Island fan, but I absolutely adore that Punk would be willing to play heel against hometown Beaver Boy John Silver.

[rez]

IT'S.

JUST.

BUSINESS.

[Evil Vito]

What's the story with the jersey, idk anything about hockey

Tavares was the captain of the Islanders and their franchise player for like a decade. Then he sold out and signed with the Toronto Maple Leafs.

[xrodmuc316]

CM Punk looking massive against an actual vanilla midget. The haters owe Phil an apology.

Taller maybe, Punk wishes he had 10% the muscle of the meatman!

[Evil Vito]

DANHAUSEN

[xrodmuc316]

LOL weighs over 300lbs!

[Triple A]

Danhausen in pretty good shape, nice bod!

[ClockShot]

Evening kiddos. Just in time for Danhausen.

[ron the dial]

new inkhausen

[xrodmuc316]

How did Tony boring Nese get lucky enough to score a match with the Hausen

[xrodmuc316]

Are they fucking kidding?

[ron the dial]

How did Tony boring Nese get lucky enough to score a match with the Hausen

the amazing smart mark sterling esq

[Sepholio]

.....

[Triple A]

damn!

[ron the dial]

wowwwwwwwwww

[Triple A]

Let's go Hook!

[Sepholio]

I'm so disappointed right now

[Triple A]

I like this segment, lots of heat

[ClockShot]

Brooklyn in the house.

[Triple A]

damn, wanted Nese to get his ass Head and Arm Tazplexed

[Sepholio]

So fucking dumb. Why would Hook even want to be in a team with someone who got murdered by Tony Neese in whats probably the shortest match in AEW history? This makes no sense. None. Hook looks like an idiot now and Danhausen looks pathetic.

[Evil Vito]

HOOKHAUSEN

THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT

[Triple A]

Hook/Danhausen angle really grew on me, like it a lot now

[ron the dial]

pretty effective segment in the end but DAMN @ jobbing danhausen out like that

[Triple A]

So fucking dumb. Why would Hook even want to be in a team with someone who got murdered by Tony Neese in whats probably the shortest match in AEW history? This makes no sense. None. Hook looks like an idiot now and Danhausen looks pathetic.

Danhausen has been trying to be his friend for like the past 2 months, and they both were attacked by Nese a couple of weeks ago so they both hate him... it makes perfect sense

[slik]

https://www.tpwwforums.com/customavatars/avatar1_1.gif wish hook would hit a guacplex on his candy ass

[xrodmuc316]

Classic Tony Khan booking, get something interesting going, throw it into a tag or faction. SMH

[xrodmuc316]

LOL that titantron

[Evil Vito]

pretty effective segment in the end but DAMN @ jobbing danhausen out like that

I loved it. His character is pretty well set up to a be a jobber that is still over. He’ll grab some dubs teaming with Hook regardless.

[Evil Vito]

:lol: “BOO WARDLOW”

[ClockShot]

NEW DARK SIDE OF THE RING EPISODE! :lol:

[xrodmuc316]

Barry Horowitz!

[Triple A]

lol

[Triple A]

Barry Horowitz
Legendary Jewish Wrestler

[ron the dial]

the king of long island are you kidding me bro

[Supreme Olajuwon]

BARRY HOROWITZ

[ron the dial]

i love long island mjf

[Triple A]

lol love this

[Triple A]

The Holy Land - Long Island, NY

[rez]

LONG ISLAND IS THE NEW HOLY LAND

[ron the dial]

please come to my son's bar mitzvah

[Supreme Olajuwon]

MJF doesn’t pronounce it “Lawn Guyland”

Not a real Long Islander

[slik]

Hey @ Triple A

if you die you should leave some money in your will for tpww to hire Barry Horowitz to do a cameo to eulogize you

[ClockShot]

TEN!

[ron the dial]

damn really wanted spears to do a cartwheel before the 10

[Triple A]

Hey @ Triple A

if you die you should leave some money in your will for tpww to hire Barry Horowitz to do a cameo to eulogize you

great idea!!

[rez]

ah, warpig. good band, good 3 floyd's beer

[Triple A]

Hell yeah, Smart Mark saves the day

[Evil Vito]

Wardlow rules

[ron the dial]

oh poor smart mark....

[Triple A]

Great ep so far...

[ron the dial]

jungle boy's sideburns don't quite match and it's bothering me

[Triple A]

evil ass Christian... up 2 no good

[Evil Vito]

Christian gonna turn on Jungle Boy to commemorate the 1 year anniversary of Jungle Boy eliminating him to win the Casino Battle Royals

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ennertainers

[Triple A]

omg love Matt Menard

[Supreme Olajuwon]

omg love Matt Menard

Just the best. So punchable.

[rez]

Jericho be needing some Visine

[xrodmuc316]

LOL @ Moxley being a "Pro.Wrestler".

[Triple A]

BCC finally "doing something"...

[Sepholio]

Jericho really struggling with the letter S just now

[Triple A]

lol smh went a little overboard with the makeup on Kingston

[Sepholio]

uuuuuhhhhh really surprised they didn't bleep the crowd there.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jake Hager is a comically proportioned human

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Battle of the Butts coming up

[xrodmuc316]

Guys seriously, "Mox came to AEW to be a pro wrestler!"

Has he had a single match in 3 years that wasn't hardcore death match stuff? Not that there is anything wrong with those matches, but come on, at least save the Pro Wrestler stuff for Danielson :lol:

[Triple A]

Jamie Hayter the best theme / entrance

[Triple A]

oh my

[Evil Vito]

DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT MAKES DADDY MAGIC’S NIPPLES HARD?

(Toni vs Jamie)

[xrodmuc316]

Jamie Hayter the best theme / entrance

I was just going to say I think Toni has the best entrance tron video lol

[Triple A]

Nice hard hitting match... love Jamie Hayter

[Triple A]

damn @ botched finish though

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The right butt won imo

[Evil Vito]

Good match from Toni and Jamie

[Evil Vito]

Excalibur nearly passing out from having to rush through the upcoming card announcements is one of my favorite unintentional running jokes every week.

[Evil Vito]

Hangman vs Takeshita is gonna slap

[Triple A]

holy shit

[xrodmuc316]

Christ, Darby wants that wheel chair bad

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh fuck off with that spot

[Supreme Olajuwon]

fuuuuuuuck this match

[Triple A]

yeah damn wish this match had more time

[ron the dial]

wow that was something

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jeff and Darby both peeing blood tonight

[Evil Vito]

Darby is a fucking madman as per usual.

[Jordan]

Man Wardlow is something else huh? He's being booked in a way that I think is inspired by Goldberg in WCW, but his look and energy is much more like Roman Reigns. He's kind of a combination of both those guys in a way.

Very interested if Wardlow will become an actual PPV draw for AEW. At least someone on par with those that they use for PPV main events now. The way it stands, I can see Wardlow having PPV main events with guys like MJF, Omega, Danielson and Hangman.

[Jordan]

I am as much of a critic of Tony as anyone but I will commend on the solid arch with Wardlow so far.

[Jordan]

I'm not a big fan of the pre-recorded promo's that AEW is reliant on. I'd save those for Rampage. It comes off cheap to me. Now with that said I really don't want the staged WWE backstage scenes they use constantly. I don't know, just wish they'd go back and copy the format of great Nitro's or something.

[Jordan]

AEW has changed and that is totally normal, and in some ways AEW is better than ever right now. In some ways. But in others ways there is this new thing happening this "WWE star" thing... it's different.

Originally we had Cody and Jericho and that was big. Mox was even more crazy. But it's at the point now where we are doing WWE nostalgia on AEW with Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy... I think Danielson and Punk are doing a fine enough job of not resting on their laurels so to speak. But it could be a little better.

If anything to be contrary to what I said, I am looking for the heel version of Punk to resurface.

[weather vane]

AEW is deadly.

[Jordan]

That's a confusing sentence!

[Jordan]

Do you guys also love it when Jim Ross says "JEFFERY NERO HARDY"?

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I still hate that the world title/main event program gets put in the first hour and never mentioned. But this was still a very fun show with good matches and segments throughout.

Jeff and Darby are fucking crazy.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh damn, I forgot to tune in tonight! Oh well, that can be an excuse for the low ratings tomorrow.

[Evil Vito]

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What a theme. Sounds like intro music to a late night talk show, which kinda works actually as he's self-described himself as Conan O'Brien being possessed by a demon.

[Sting Fan]

Loving HookHausen, despite Dan Hausen getting jobbed hard I’m keen to see them get a few wins as a team.

I’m over Adam Cole… please get that man off my TV.

Was it just me or did Jungle Boy look a bit cocky heel? Jawing with the ref a little, really arrogant at points. Maybe the Christian turn is the JB turn. I would be intrigued.

Darby… what the fuck mate… like cmon. He may have out Hardyied Jeff with one spot.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Really good episode. Wonder if Kingston, Santana and Ortiz will join the BCC or if it’s just a loose alliance. Would assume we’ll get a 5 v 5 match at the ppv, not sure who steps out for the faces though. Maybe Yuta.

There’s def a turn coming in Jurassic Express. There’s def tension with Jungle Boy losing some big matches in the last few weeks and Christian seeming disappointed each time. Also seems like Luchasaurus is sticking round with Christian more so can see Christian turning and Luchasaurus joining him. Would just hope it isn’t dragged out for ages in a “whose side is he on?” Storyline that AEW seems to drag out.

PPV taking shape a bit now anyway

Hangman v Punk
MJF v Wardlow
Thunder Rosa v Serena Deeb
JAS v BCC and Kingston/P&P
Jurassic Express v Starks and Hobbs v Swerve and Lee
Young Bucks v Hardys
Owen Hart mens final (Adam Cole vs whoever the Joker is?)
Owen Hart womens final (Baker vs Ruby maybe?)
House of Black v Death Triangle
Hookhausen v Nese and Sterling
Prob Jade Cargill doing something
Prob Samoa Joe v Jay Lethal

I guess they’d still need something for FTR, Darby Allin, Andrade and a few others

Don’t think it’s their strongest lineup but not too bad now it’s starting to take shape. Feel like it’s a big mistake to have so many of their top guys in stables though. Would rather be getting some cool matches like Mox v Black and Danielson v Andrade. Or wouldn’t have minded Punk v Black with Darby/Sting backing up Punk in the feud and then taking on the rest of House of Black

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Really good episode. Wonder if Kingston, Santana and Ortiz will join the BCC or if it’s just a loose alliance. Would assume we’ll get a 5 v 5 match at the ppv, not sure who steps out for the faces though. Maybe Yuta.

Isn’t Yuta supposed to be heading off to Japan for a month or so for NJPW? That would solve the numbers issues.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Danhausen’s theme sounds like the Munsters theme, which means I love it. Very zany, very evil.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Really good episode. Wonder if Kingston, Santana and Ortiz will join the BCC or if it’s just a loose alliance. Would assume we’ll get a 5 v 5 match at the ppv, not sure who steps out for the faces though. Maybe Yuta.

There’s def a turn coming in Jurassic Express. There’s def tension with Jungle Boy losing some big matches in the last few weeks and Christian seeming disappointed each time. Also seems like Luchasaurus is sticking round with Christian more so can see Christian turning and Luchasaurus joining him. Would just hope it isn’t dragged out for ages in a “whose side is he on?” Storyline that AEW seems to drag out.

PPV taking shape a bit now anyway

Hangman v Punk
MJF v Wardlow
Thunder Rosa v Serena Deeb
JAS v BCC and Kingston/P&P
Jurassic Express v Starks and Hobbs v Swerve and Lee
Young Bucks v Hardys
Owen Hart mens final (Adam Cole vs whoever the Joker is?)
Owen Hart womens final (Baker vs Ruby maybe?)
House of Black v Death Triangle
Hookhausen v Nese and Sterling
Prob Jade Cargill doing something
Prob Samoa Joe v Jay Lethal

If that’s the PPV card…yikes.

* Samoa Joe already doesn’t matter. Jay Lethal hasn’t ever mattered in that company.

* Jade Cargill is their best champion, but that sounds like a forced match.

* Danhausen is Donehausen. Thank fuckhausen. I don’t think anyone cares about Tony Nese. Absolute lower-card comedy shit.

* House of Black fucking sucks. Death Triange fucking sucks.

* Been there, done that with Britt Baker and basically whoever at this point. Their Women’s Division is dead.

* Adam Cole fucking sucks.

* The Bucks fucking suck. The Hardys are old and broken.

* Luchasaurus fucking sucks. Lee fucking sucks. Swerve is mid-card as fuck. They did a three-way with Jurassic Express recently. The tag division is awful.

* Jericho ruins everything he touches. No one gets more over working against him. This JAS thing is death. That’s cold as ice.

* Rosa and Deeb feels like it should be for the TBS Title. They’ve done no favors for either woman because the division sucks.

* MJF vs. Wardlow might be something. It’ll probably mean more when it happens in WWE in a few years.

* Page and Punk is cold as ice.

There’s literally one match that feels like it belongs on PPV.

[XL]

Gone back and forth on this but this might be the GREASTEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUSINESS.

You had Cole (who is very over) and Dax outdoing Bret/Owen at Mania X fittingly in the Owen Tourney. French kiss!

You had the hand shake between Danhausen and Hook which was > that when Macho and Hogan did it. French kiss.

You had Keith Lee looking like an in-his-prime Ultimate Warrior. French kiss.

MJF and Wardlow in the greatest contract signing segment since the last the last great one. French kiss.

You finally had Jeff pay off that time Taker put him over in a losing effort with Jeff putting Darby over in a losing effort. French kiss.

Shame the main didn’t live up to last week’s ROH Womens Championship match. You can’t win them all.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Gone back and forth on this but this might be the GREASTEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUSINESS.

You had Cole (who is very over) and Dax outdoing Bret/Owen at Mania X fittingly in the Owen Tourney. French kiss!

You had the hand shake between Danhausen and Hook which was > that when Macho and Hogan did it. French kiss.

You had Keith Lee looking like an in-his-prime Ultimate Warrior. French kiss.

MJF and Wardlow in the greatest contract signing segment since the last the last great one. French kiss.

You finally had Jeff pay off that time Taker put him over in a losing effort with Jeff putting Darby over in a losing effort. French kiss.

Shame the main didn’t live up to last week’s ROH Womens Championship match. You can’t win them all.

:lol:

Nice try. It’s funnier when I do it.

[ron the dial]

it's really not.

[Mr. Nerfect]

it's really not.

ron the dial living in denial.

[Mr. Nerfect]

People marked out when I did it at WWE. They’re just little sooks about AEW. Deep down they know it’s right though.

[ron the dial]

i'm not "people." you love to do that.

also i never mentioned any company in my response. you are just generally unfunny.

[drave]

Might be that smark people forum?????one

[XL]

:lol:

Nice try. It’s funnier when I do it.

Huh?

[#1-norm-fan]

Nerfrod comedy tour is gonna be HOT SHIT!

[Mr. Nerfect]

i'm not "people." you love to do that.

also i never mentioned any company in my response. you are just generally unfunny.

No, you aren’t people.

[xrodmuc316]

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[Damian Rey 2.0]

Nerfrod comedy tour is gonna be HOT SHIT!

It probably just shit

[Sepholio]

ron the denial

[Sting Fan]

Oh yeah, Keith Lee looked slimmer too. Maybe it was just the clothing but he did look slimmer.

[XL]

What an under sell of “The Limitless One” Keith Lee’s transformation into an Ultimate Warrior-like ath-a-lete.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Keith Lee fucking sucks. I hope he gets his weight under control so he doesn’t die, but I also hope he fucks off.

[Sting Fan]

I agree with Noid, Lee looked slim and hopefully this leads to him being able to go a bit more in ring and show his potential.

I'm not as big a fan of the man as Noid is but its nice to see Noid getting over his AEW hate to praise the Limitless one.

How good?

[Mr. Nerfect]

The only thing limitless about Keith Lee is his weight. The self-professed intellectual. Fuck off. Dude’s not even smart enough to figure out how to work like a big man and keep his job in WWE.

He’s a perfect example of the WWE, specifically Triple H in NXT, going out of his way to mask the weaknesses of — something a lot of internet fans just flat-out deny they do. This is where the big divide between the main roster and “development” would come a lot of the time. It was Triple H’a prerogative to present indy scrubs as main eventers for a time, without much care to whether or not that would be translated to their 2 and 3 hr shows.

But Keith Lee is really great. Just wait for him to show you as he approaches his 38th birthday.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I’ll give AEW credit, they’ve always got sketching going on for the notable names on their roster. I won’t give them too much credit as a lot of those going one are with guys who should be doing more interesting things. I thought Keith Lee was gonna got the ground running after a perfect debut. Alas. Malakai is an even bigger fumble. So far at least. He should be building up a blood feud with the BCC. Abs blowing that angle off at the next ppv.