The Maximum Male Models Beach Wear Anticipation Thread

[Bad News Gertner]

Ok who can not WAIT to be titilated next week and who is Maxxine!


This is the most interest in the WWE since the Attitude Era!

[Bad News Gertner]

Maxxine is going to be Doudrop isn't it.

[Bad News Gertner]

Or Nikkita Lyons

[Bad News Gertner]

Omg so excited.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Is Maximum Male Models going to have a woman in it? Or is Maxxine going to be a member of Pretty Deadly or something?

[Mr. Nerfect]

If it’s confirmed to be a woman…I’ll go with Cora Jade under the new gimmick. Or, somewhat randomly, I’ll go with Aliyah or Xia Li under a new gimmick.

Maybe it’ll be someone like Lash Legend or Tiffany Stratton from NXT though.

Real anticipation.

[Evil Vito]

#BringBackMaxine

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Maxine and Johnny Curtis…the best era of NXT.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They wouldn’t put Max Dupri out there in drag in 2022…right?

[slik]

I am guessing it will be Jinny from NXTUK, she and Gunther/Walter just got married

[#1-norm-fan]

I couldn’t even get through the YouTube clip of MMM. Horrible.

Maximum Male Models are the best thing in wrestling

Real anticipation.

:lol:

[Mr. Nerfect]

I am guessing it will be Jinny from NXTUK, she and Gunther/Walter just got married

That’s actually a good shout. I was thinking of people who have a connection to the roster. I was thinking Kacy Catanzaro, but she doesn’t seem to suit it for whatever reason. But that might be why they choose her.

But Jinny works even better.

[Triple A]

Might have to watch WWE SmackDown next week to check this out!

[Mr. Nerfect]

It’s going to be someone completely left-field though. I can feel it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ricochet under a new gimmick.

[Bad News Gertner]

I love this gimmick so much

[Mr. Nerfect]

It’s horrible, lol. Trying to enjoy it for car wreck entertainment. Maybe it will all suddenly click like The New Day did?

I’m also curious as to how this is going affect Mansoor in Saudi Arabia. He’s their localized babyface, but he’s now doing this insane gimmick. Maybe they’ll just present them as massive babyfaces over there?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I just watched the tennis collection one. Much better than the first. Caught way more intentional comedy.

[Triple A]

Next week, we will be joined by Max Dupri's sister, Maxxine Dupri.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/MaxDupri?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@MaxDupri</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MaximumMaleModels?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#MaximumMaleModels</a> will unveil their 2022 Beachwear Collection NEXT WEEK on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SmackDown?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SmackDown</a>!<br><br>Oh and we will be joined my Max Dupri's sister, Maxxine! <a href="https://t.co/dZTCtpk3wG">pic.twitter.com/dZTCtpk3wG</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1548116692227592192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 16, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, the idea of a family calling their children Maxx and Maxxine.

[Bad News Gertner]

This might outdraw the Rock "This is your life" segment .

[Mr. Nerfect]

I can’t remember guessing so much as to what is actually going to happen in a long time.

[Mr. Nerfect]

There’s no way this is how they bring back Bayley, right?

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol outstanding

[Bad News Gertner]

Given that her name is spelled with two "x"s, it's gonna be Doudrop. XX as it Xtra large.

Because WWE like making fun of fat people.

[Bad News Gertner]

But I'll love it because it's so ridiculous

[Mr. Nerfect]

Given that her name is spelled with two "x"s, it's gonna be Doudrop. XX as it Xtra large.

Because WWE like making fun of fat people.

Yeah, I just came back to say the same thing, lol. You said it would be her earlier, but I just realized the two x thing as I was making my lunch. No way it’s not her.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Is Maxx Dupri going to describe her dimensions legit with a straight face?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I was thinking the other day: I wonder if this is the idea Mustafa Ali and Vince got into a fight about?

[slik]

No, that was over Vince suggesting an evil foreign heel gimmick iirc

[Mr. Nerfect]

I thought that was an XL joke? Or just what people assumed?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Or Nikkita Lyons

That would truly be something. I saw her last interview promo this past Tuesday on NXT and holy crap. Looks like she's snuggling freaking watermelons under her top.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Nikkita Lyons’ presentation is fine. I wouldn’t go changing her much.

[Sepholio]

mmmm Thiccy The Wagon Dreamboat

[XL]

I thought that was an XL joke? Or just what people assumed?
Nah. He was playing Aladdin in my joke post.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Nah. He was playing Aladdin in my joke post.

Yeah, but I wasn’t sure if that was based off anything or was the inception of the idea that Vince was insensitive about Ali’s culture.

[XL]

Nah. That was built off me watching Aladdin with my 3-year-old.

Conjecture is they asked him to do a basic foreign heel gimmick and he baulked at it. I don’t think anything actually came out as concrete evidence but people put 2 and 2 together.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I thought that was just the conclusion people jumped to. It would be “very WWE” so people’s minds going there is understandable.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It would have been funny if all the members of Retribution still under contract ended up just being shoveled into this MMM group.

[Mr. Nerfect]

From revolutionary fascists to revolutionary fashion.

[XL]

Moo.Star.Fa would be a great fit in MMM to be fair.

[Mr. Nerfect]

T.Baret

[Mr. Nerfect]

WWE should rehire Tyler Breeze and Fandango to join this thing. And Maxine to be Maxine 2, as opposed to the Maxxine with 2 x’s.

[XL]

That would actually be perfect just for a couple of months. Wish they did more short-term deals for things like that.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I get really happy to see some guys back for little stretches like that. Remember when Kenny & Mikey got a sniff on SmackDown back in 2016 or whenever? Good stuff.

But I was hoping for 10 yr deals all round in my suggested scenario though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I miss managers having multiple charges. It would be fun if Max Dupri had a few different parties at a few different levels. You could also give each person in MMM a slightly different presentation. Breeze & Fandango could have Maxine with them and be more of a working team in the middle. You can put Maxxine with Mansoor as the Chyna to his Triple H. Mace can be the closest thing to a main eventer and can have Maxine out there with him too. Or maybe none of the women.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Xyon Quinn should probably join the group at some point too. Maybe that can be after they kick out Breeze & Fandango for being “too old” and he and Mansoor can team?

[Triple A]

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Gimmick is ruined without Max Dupri... this woman is not funny at all... :smh:

[Evil Vito]

No idea who Sofia Cromwell is as I don’t watch NXT but apparently she was signed at last years SummerSlam as part of the Vegas tryout, and she’s only barely been on NXT. Hella fast call up but she’s presumably just a manager so whatever.

[Evil Vito]

Thought it might be Jinny who has done a “fashionista” gimmick and presumably is gonna be moving to the US to be with Gunther

[Evil Vito]

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Suppose it’s not that surprising she got called up quickly

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like that it’s her and not Doudrop, but I doubt she actually models any swimwear herself. That will be the “heat.”

[Bad News Gertner]

Max is apparently done with the gimmick. Rubbed people the wrong way backstage and wasn't fitting in.
So much for that.

[screech]

Was just coming to post that. Enjoyed him in the role so this is dumb.

[Evil Vito]

Lol didn’t they do that annoying thing WWE does all the time where they keep delaying a debut for weeks on end?

All that just for him to be done straight away. Typical.

[Bad News Gertner]

So mad right now

[Triple A]

It's a tragedy...

[XL]

Max is apparently done with the gimmick. Rubbed people the wrong way backstage and wasn't fitting in.
So much for that.

DUMMY!

[Mr. Nerfect]

I had come around on Eli Drake. He was awful in TNA, but his NWA work won me over. For him to lose *this* spot, which isn’t exactly flattering? Maybe the guy just has issues? He’d be a good fit back in the NWA.

Maybe they just use him in NXT for some stuff? There’s value in him as a performer.

[Bad News Gertner]

Never watching wrestling again

[Mr. Nerfect]

It would be funny if they just replaced him with a new Max Dupri. Got Ezekiel or someone to do it.

[slik]

Max is apparently done with the gimmick. Rubbed people the wrong way backstage and wasn't fitting in.
So much for that.

UGH

I remember he did an interview once where he said he's a big introvert until he gets to know people and sometimes that rubs people the wrong way. I bet that's what happened here.

[slik]

No idea who Sofia Cromwell is as I don’t watch NXT but apparently she was signed at last years SummerSlam as part of the Vegas tryout, and she’s only barely been on NXT. Hella fast call up but she’s presumably just a manager so whatever.

saw it mentioned on twitter she's never wrestled a match on tv before because the PC felt she wasn't ready for the ring on camera, so I am guessing she'll strictly be a manager

[XL]

She was doing something with Von Wagner and Robert Stone in NXT, not really sure what it was as she seemed to appear once every month or so. The whole gimmick seems a little less than it was a week ago.

[Mr. Nerfect]

UGH

I remember he did an interview once where he said he's a big introvert until he gets to know people and sometimes that rubs people the wrong way. I bet that's what happened here.

He left TNA with heat too. I agree with his stance that he shouldn’t have been doing jobs to Tessa Blanchard, but the guy is quite “opinionated.” If you give him a shitty gimmick like this, he might have been trying to “man up” in different ways backstage.

[Mr. Nerfect]

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[Sepholio]

Vince is a dummy, yeah.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Let’s not try to bring back that dark chapter of his career.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jinder Mahal should join MMM.

[Danny Electric]

Being reported that he is off the roster completely and lacked people skills. As others have said he is meant to be in introvert, such a rubbish company to work for. MMM will be jobbing on Main Event by the end of the year…actually by the end of September.
Same rubbish that happened with that Judgement Day, that comes out and gets fans to applaud for that POS Vince Mcspamface.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They wouldn’t fire the guy just because he’s an introvert. He’s not the only one in that locker room. The guy has ruffled feathers in a few places with his opinions. I’m sure his conduct and reputation in NXT would have come into play too.

[Vastardikai]

Meanwhile: I'm over here waiting for an official statement from WWE on this whole situation because I don't believe a god damned thing coming out of the mouths of "Wrestling Journalists." I mean, it's not like they just did a full on bullshit story about how Brock stormed off and, what do you know, he was at Smackdown.

[Sepholio]

You can't make the claim the sheets were wrong around here sir, that's disingenuous. They are infallible. Plans change.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Meanwhile: I'm over here waiting for an official statement from WWE on this whole situation because I don't believe a god damned thing coming out of the mouths of "Wrestling Journalists." I mean, it's not like they just did a full on bullshit story about how Brock stormed off and, what do you know, he was at Smackdown.

Oh yeah, I’m half-expecting him to be on SmackDown next week having asked for some time off or something. He made a tweet that seemed tongue-in-cheek about the whole thing and he’s still listed on the MMM website alongside Maxxine. I did find it odd that he wasn’t on the preview for the swimwear skit, but maybe he’s got a bit more time off and they want to focus on who will actually be there?

[Tom Guycott]

Plans change.

I was about to post a random pic of Meltz here, but I lost interest on the backswing.

[Danny Electric]

They wouldn’t fire the guy just because he’s an introvert. He’s not the only one in that locker room. The guy has ruffled feathers in a few places with his opinions. I’m sure his conduct and reputation in NXT would have come into play too.

This is WWE we are talking about , they have probably fired people for less. Talk as well was that it was Vince who made the call so I don’t know if him retiring changed anything.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This is WWE we are talking about , they have probably fired people for less. Talk as well was that it was Vince who made the call so I don’t know if him retiring changed anything.

It is WWE, but a lot of the “blame the company, not the talent” releases have kind of been exposed in how they play out. This guy got himself ousted from Impact Wrestling. He’s got a look, he does have some talent (when he finally started to show it) and there was some major commitment shown out the gate. As stupid as this gimmick is, it’s a prime WWE spot with Vince taking a hands-on interest (apparently). That’s going to be hard to navigate backstage, don’t get me wrong — but “being an introvert” isn’t what’s getting him kicked out of this position (if that’s what’s happening).

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope he lands on his feet, by the way. His NWA work won me over. If he’s out of MMM, which might be a good thing for him, then I hope they reposition him. The guy could be a great heel on their shows. I can see him running around with Theory and Bobby Roode causing trouble on Raw.

NXT seems more likely though. Maybe he gets kicked out of his own agency by Maxxine so he starts his own in NXT with Pretty Deadly, Xyon Quinn and a re-signed Tyler Breeze.

[Tom Guycott]

i used to love saying VALLTAR but now i guess i can get into GOONTAR

But they're starting from zero, and you know everyone except WALTER will pronounce it "Gun-THur". Also, for some reason, it sounds like it should be the name of a foreign male model gimmick. Wait...


oh, god. No...

... they wouldn't...


... would they?

Hopefully with Vince gone, this background fear should be alleviated. Then again, dude slimmed down a lot in the last half a year, and the transitions are too new... everyone might be just asking themselves "What would Vince like?" and then we get Marcel and WALTER alongside MMM in European speedos.

I still don't trust WWE is what I'm saying.

[Bad News Gertner]

This is now the HHH appreciation thread

[slik]

Thank You H

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[Bad News Gertner]

Look at those gorgeous individuals

[Sepholio]

Papa Haitch giving the people what they want.

[Vastardikai]

Meanwhile: I'm over here waiting for an official statement from WWE on this whole situation because I don't believe a god damned thing coming out of the mouths of "Wrestling Journalists." I mean, it's not like they just did a full on bullshit story about how Brock stormed off and, what do you know, he was at Smackdown.

I just wanted to revisit this statement, for some reason.

[Triple A]

🙏

[Mr. Nerfect]

So it turns out the dirt sheets were just wrong again?

[Triple A]

Or HHH heard the outcry and decided to give the fans what they want!

[screech]

HHH gets it

[xrodmuc316]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

I’d rather be bench-sitting in WWE than busting ass for no one in AEW.