SummerSlam 2022 - Live from Nashville - 7.30.22

[slik]

SUMMERSLAM


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[Evil Vito]

What a dreadfully boring looking card.

[XL]

A few too many rematches for my liking for the 2nd biggest show of the year but I think the card is decent. Especially considering who’s available.

[Lock Jaw]

Pat McAfee and Logan Paul both working face despite both being instantly dislikeable/annoying and being very punchable.... damn

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder if there has ever been someone so consistently bad/utterly uninteresting as Baron Corbin who keeps getting featured heavily for years.....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Who the funk took the pictures for these match graphics? They look like dog shit.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Dominik Mysterio isn’t bad and he’s very young, but I feel like his team with his father keeps Rey’s work in a box. I don’t want to see the Dominik heel turn (unless it is very artfully done), but eh. I’m not sure how liberating the No DQ stip is in tag matches, as opposed to messy. Edge should probably return here and help the faces win.

I like the idea of Bianca wanting to redeem herself against Becky at SummerSlam after what happened last year. This is in her home state too. I’m not sure if that’s how the story has been set up, but can we please get some active protagonists now that Triple H has some control, please? Bianca should win this match. It could be a direction to take Becky if she shows Bianca some respect after the match. Tie this thing up with a bow.

I’m not enthused about Lashley vs. Theory again. I don’t like Theory constantly losing, but I don’t think Lashley should lose here either. I do like that they are billing this as a rematch though. I’d probably have an exposed turnbuckle backfire on Theory allowing Lashley to retain. I think it would suit Theory’s development to have heel chicanery undo him, sending the message that he needs to continue to grow and/or leave the shenanigans behind him with Vince.

Don’t like the Liv Morgan title reign. There is potential for it to be Ronda Rousey’s “Frank Grimes” moment, with her eventually snapping even though Morgan is a bit of a bitch, but we’ll see. Ronda just winning the belt back doesn’t achieve much. I guess if the fans start booing her, that’s something. You can keep this thing going that way, I guess. I think you could also do something cute like having Ronda roll-up Morgan close to the ropes, but actively choosing not to cheat, then Morgan countering the roll-up and using the ropes because “fuck it, the title’s on the line.” This is the least interesting match for me.

Pat McAfee is tremendous. Corbin is not the most exciting act in the world, but he rarely puts a foot wrong. This should be “good” at least. I’m glad they actually did this feud — I was calling for it since around Hell in a Cell. Corbin could win, because he’s a “real wrestler,” but McAfee has something. Have Corbin toss McAfee from the ring constantly at the start and mock him for thinking he belongs. The finish can be an elbow off the top through Corbin on an announce table with McAfee crawling back inside to get a countout win, playing off that. But fans bitch and moan about countouts, so you can have McAfee roll back out, want to beat Corbin in the ring, have the match go an unnecessary extra innings, then have McAfee squeak it out with a roll-up.

I want to see Corbin change gimmicks soon. He should be settled down by a lot of his losses. He becomes “Humble Corbin” and plays a possibly insincere guy trying to be the most down-to-earth and respectful babyface.

I’ve grown to appreciate Jeff Jarrett, but his involvement here is just weird to me. Is he that big of a deal in Nashville? Having a face referee would imply a face win, unless something happens to compromise Jarrett or they do something with him coming out of this. I’m predicting some heel shenanigans go “missed” by Jarrett, leading to Street Profits having some suspicious about the situation they can play out on Raw.

Have a morbid curiosity about Logan Paul vs. Miz. It’s probably going to deliver. I think it’s too early to beat Paul and disengage whatever fans he brings over. I’d give Logan extended shine at the start. Some early attempts to interfere by Ciampa are anticipated and handled by Logan. At some point Ciampa gets him, Miz takes over. A comeback by Logan is cutoff by Ciampa, the referee sends him to the back. Maryse is still out there helping Miz, Jake Paul gets involved and costs Miz the match.

I’m thinking the Last Man Standing match is there to be a brutal classic. It wouldn’t shock me if there was blood, with this being the main event in a new era. It would be “called for,” as opposed to being done because it’s a day that ends in “y.” I’m feeling Roman wanting to do this on his own. He gets his ass kicked all over the place. I’m not sure if he will get fan sympathy, but Roman has to come back on Brock. The Usos maybe try to get involved and Roman kicks them out. I do think Roman retains with a number of Spears. Don’t necessarily think this will be a face turn, but I think it will be a moment designed to further cement the idea that he does truly deserve to be champion.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I actually don’t think that would be a bad card order either.

[DaveWadding]

I'll watch Becky/Bianca, but no interest in anything else.

[Fignuts]

Bianca vs Becky will be fire.

No interest in anything else.

I'd feel a little differently if they had done anything to freshen up the roman vs brock rivalry but they just threw on a gimmick matchamd called it good.

[Fignuts]

Like as much as brock and roman have fought its never really escalated at all. It barely even feels personal.

[Sepholio]

Yeah Brock isn't who I viewed as Romans "career" rival. That was always Bray imo.

Anyone but you Roman.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It does feel like a series of matches at this point. I don’t hate it, but it does feel like something from Japan or the like. But I’m also glad they haven’t thrown some bullshit sports entertainment hoopla over it. Roman got the win at Mania, but Brock isn’t dissuaded and thinks he can take Roman. WrestleMania was about Roman winning there, because it goes back to him failing at Mania 31. But even though he won that personal war, he hasn’t won the real war.

That’s the story to me. I don’t know how much of that has been conveyed on-screen. I kind of wish this was just No Holds Barred. But I guess they feel there’s something they can do with LMS.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Glad Bray Wyatt’s gone. Early cult leader Bray had potential. It’s done. It’s over.

[Sepholio]

I think maybe another reason Roman/Brock on their own doesn't seem that big of a deal is because that feud is always better when Seth is involved too.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Fiend is one of the worst things they have ever done. It was at a main event level too.

[Sepholio]

Noid you smell like cheese.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think maybe another reason Roman/Brock on their own doesn't seem that big of a deal is because that feud is always better when Seth is involved too.

You’re better than this.

Seth is good in the ring. He’s got good chemistry with both guys. They’ve been very careful to hold off on Roman beating him. I don’t mind him occasionally sticking his neck in. But Brock/Roman is, at its core, a fine story. This stretch of it is just hampered to internet fans by it just being announced.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Noid you smell like cheese.

Cheese smells like me.

[Sepholio]

Feeding The Fiend to Seth, and even worse, Oldberg...it destroyed the character. They should have kept him away from the title with that gimmick and booked him more as a special attraction that destroys people who need to be taken down a few notches for whatever reason at the time.

But of course when the crowd got behind him they went into OMGURD GIB TITLE NAO mode and when that didn't pan out they murdered him instead of putting him in the role he should have been in.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ugh, I just realized that a likely finish for the main event is Seth helping Roman win because he thinks he can take Roman.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Goldberg > The Fiend

[slik]

My prediction is Seth gets added to the main-event and the match ends with two people being the 'last man' standing' one so they can split the titles again.


Other predictions:

Lashley wins via Theory getting DQ'd or counted out

Bianca beats Becky

Jeff Jarrett screws the Street Profits, intentionally or not, with a guitar shot to the head, letting Uso's win

Liv beats Ronda

Judgment Day beats Mysterios and it ends either w/ Dominic turning or Edge returning

McAfee beats Corgan

Paul beats Miz

[Sepholio]

You’re better than this.

Seth is good in the ring. He’s got good chemistry with both guys. They’ve been very careful to hold off on Roman beating him. I don’t mind him occasionally sticking his neck in. But Brock/Roman is, at its core, a fine story. This stretch of it is just hampered to internet fans by it just being announced.

Brock and Roman is boring. It's been boring for a long time. It's final boss vs final boss finisher spam. They both have better characters right now, but even so, it's still the same boring match up. Nothing feels different. Definitely doesn't feel better. It's like "Uhg, this again". The only worse match up is either one of them vs Oldberg.

[Mr. Nerfect]

My only issue with Goldberg’s Universal Title runs is that they follow the same pattern of him winning them in that February slot and dropping them at Mania.

Give me heel Goldberg who acts like he’s the biggest star in wrestling, please.

[Fignuts]

I don't even think its anyone's fault it's just the nature of brock. What makes him unique and popular also limits him in a way. People like him because he's a loner who handles his business himself and doesn't need friends. But without allies theres no one for the bloodline to attack to make things more personal and build heat.

And you can't really have them beat up lesnar in gangbeat downs to gain sympathy as an underdog because his whole appeal is that he's the antithesis of an underdog. He bulldozes through multiple people at once.

He really works better in a heel role, even if a lot of fans are cheering him anyway.

[slik]

Who the funk took the pictures for these match graphics? They look like dog shit.

The moving graphics look better -- they are doing a pinball theme for the graphics this year -- so the wrestlers are supposed to be lit up like a pinball just bounced off of them

[Sepholio]

Either way they have to get one or both titles off of Roman pronto. Or else we are about to recycle the same feuds again, starting with Drew, then Lashley, then Orton if he's back and then back to Brock.

[slik]

I take that back, the moving graphics are pretty bad too (but I do like the pinball theme...though I'm not sure why Nashville made them think of pinball)


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[Supreme Olajuwon]

Is it true they did Sheamus and Drew last night on Smackdown instead of tonight because they do brawling so good together it would take away from the main event

[Sepholio]

lol Logans face in that graphic. Looks like someone walked in on him dropping a sweaty deuce and he's mad about the violation of his privacy.

[Sepholio]

Is it true they did Sheamus and Drew last night on Smackdown instead of tonight because they do brawling so good together it would take away from the main event

Yes. Yes that happened.

[slik]

Is it true they did Sheamus and Drew last night on Smackdown instead of tonight because they do brawling so good together it would take away from the main event

They gave them a 30 minute match on SD last night, twas a good brawl

Drew won and has earned a title shot at CLASH at the CASTLE in the UK, SD ended with Brock and Drew having a staredown

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Seth/Riddle still happens. The angle on Raw sounds like the perfect go-home. I can see Triple H taking it away and then adding it as more bang for your buck.

They’ve advertised a Last Man Standing Match. If they add Seth, I think it would have to be a three-way version of that. Not impossible — a first for them, right? I would honestly just perfect two great one-on-one matches.

Thought about a countout for Theory. Would be classic “he’s cashing in” stuff. I dunno. Too on-the-nose. People hate countouts. Just do the failed heel stuff and maybe have Ziggler take the briefcase from ringside after the match to further that story.

The more I think about it, the more I am down for Ronda to win the SD Title and be all “What? Why are you booing me?” when the crowd complains. Perfect finish for that would be a victory roll attempt by Liv countered ala Bret/Owen at Mania X.

[slik]

Now Vince McMahon would 100% book Drew to lose in the main-event of the first stadium show in the UK since 1992...but I'm not so sure HHH would

That and the Drew/Brock staredown ending SD makes me think the show ends with a title split tonight and Seth getting added to the main event somehow (Riddle is not really injured, it was a storyline decision to drop Seth vs Riddle last minute from the PPV) so that Drew can beat Brock for the title at CLASH at the CASTLE.

[Sepholio]

How do you do a title split with it being last man standing though?

[slik]

I think maybe another reason Roman/Brock on their own doesn't seem that big of a deal is because that feud is always better when Seth is involved too.

I don't think Brock and Roman have good chemistry in the ring at all. They've had one match I think was ok and the rest were clunkers to me.

They just don't mesh well and the match has been done 75 times it seems.

[slik]

How do you do a title split with it being last man standing though?

Have two men standing at the end via adding Seth...Brock and Roman both stand at the end

[Sepholio]

Feel like thats a real hard stipulation to work around without the inclusion of the MITB briefcase.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Either way they have to get one or both titles off of Roman pronto. Or else we are about to recycle the same feuds again, starting with Drew, then Lashley, then Orton if he's back and then back to Brock.

Drew is the next big defense at Clash at the Castle. Drew’s in the UK. Heyman’s promos can center around Drew carrying the company during the pandemic. The WWE needs worker ants like Drew McIntyre. Guys who fight with their heart instead of their head. But what’s Drew going to do when he lets down the hearts of fans when he can’t get it done against the Head of the Table at CATC?

I can see Drew taking the belts there. But if he doesn’t, you’ve got Survivor Series, which Reigns may not be working. But if he does — Elimination Tag. Then you’ve got a Royal Rumble title defense, which can be against anyone. Then it’s Mania time.

Oh, you’ve got the two Saudi shows too. That could be HIAC against Brock. A match against Edge, AJ, Lashley, etc.

[slik]

Meltzer did mention recently WWE is considering Brock/Roman as a possible WM backup if Rock isn't available, despite marketing this as the final match between them

[Sepholio]

Have two men standing at the end via adding Seth...Brock and Roman both stand at the end

But then it's not last man standing. The name implies only one man can be standing. Wouldn't adding Seth mean someone would have to take out both competitors for a 10 count at the same time?

[Lock Jaw]

Roman/Brock is so weird.... they have literally booked themselves into a corner.....

They have no credible challengers for Roman EXCEPT for Brock, but then they can only do it so often without him winning... and if he was gonna take the title off Roman he probably should have done it by now....

But then even though Brock is the only legit contender, it will feel like another "waste" to give Brock the rub of being the one to beat Roman.... but then there is no one else... so I don't even know...

[slik]

I feel like they've teased Austin Theory cashing in too much for him to do it tonight...seems like they usually want it be a big surprise...but then again this is the HHH era and maybe old rules don't apply...

[Lock Jaw]

I say make Brock lose one more time at Summerslam, then have him win the title at a house show in Saskatchewan in October.

[Sepholio]

I forgot about that. Brock def doesn't need to be the one to get the rub from ending the 2 year title reign. Drew doesn't need it anymore, Lashley either. I don't know who you give it to other than Cody when he comes back really. Riddle was an outside possibility at one point but it seems they are moving away from that. No one is in the right spot for it.

[slik]

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[Sepholio]

I feel like they've teased Austin Theory cashing in too much for him to do it tonight...seems like they usually want it be a big surprise...but then again this is the HHH era and maybe old rules don't apply...

Hmmm. What if Roman and Brock knock each other out and Austin cashes in before the resolution of the last man standing match? Would that make it a triple threat with standard rules at that point? They could use that to split the titles maybe.

[Sepholio]

Theory probably goes to cash in and when they open the briefcase there is no contract. Camera pans to Dolph holding the contract in the air on the entrance ramp laughing and walking away as Theory looks on in shock.

[slik]

Hmmm. What if Roman and Brock knock each other out and Austin cashes in before the resolution of the last man standing match? Would that make it a triple threat with standard rules at that point? They could use that to split the titles maybe.

Oh I like that idea

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don’t know why Theory would cash in for only one title when they’re linked and defended together.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It doesn’t matter if Brock is the one to beat Roman. It makes sense in the context of the story. Brock is a legend, a first ballot Hall of Famer, active force and top babyface. You’re supposed to want to see him succeed. Most WWE fans probably do. It wouldn’t be a disaster like so many internet fans would claim if the babyface does go home having achieved his mission.

I don’t think they go that way. I think they’re going with this Roman thing at least until their next stadium show in about a month’s time. But Brock winning would not be one of the worst booking decisions of all-time or anything. Hell, it wouldn’t be the worst one from this month.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Heyman’s not going to make Brock look shit. But he can take a whole chunk of the match and look like a world-beater without actually winning. Brock can even slap the match for a phantom three count at some point.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If they can’t get Jake Paul for a one-off appearance to help his brother and promote whatever he has next, I can see someone else being Paul’s equalizer. Maybe Bron Breakker? I think that would count for a surprise/a little something extra for the show.

Combine that with an Edge return and you’ve got a fine show.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Meltzer did mention recently WWE is considering Brock/Roman as a possible WM backup if Rock isn't available, despite marketing this as the final match between them

Meltzer does not talk to anyone with substantial insight in WWE. He is saying that to give people ammo to complain.

[xrodmuc316]

Holy shit man, show hasn't even started yet and some of you are full blown FEDBADing already lol

[Fignuts]

I don't know why we're talking about spliting the titles. Unifying them was the best thing they've done. Instead they should elevate the intercontinental and Us titles. Then you have something important to fight over on each brand, while still having your definitive champion.

[xrodmuc316]

Brock and Roman is boring. It's been boring for a long time. It's final boss vs final boss finisher spam. They both have better characters right now, but even so, it's still the same boring match up. Nothing feels different. Definitely doesn't feel better. It's like "Uhg, this again". The only worse match up is either one of them vs Oldberg.

Last Man Standing matches are generally boring with so many 9 counts, but in this case it might actually help just because of the spam finisher fests these matches always are. At least staying down until 9 is better selling than kicking out at 2 after 8 finishers.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I won’t be convinced Triple H is fully in charge unless Shinsuke Nakamura ends the night as champion.

[xrodmuc316]

Meltzer did mention recently WWE is considering Brock/Roman as a possible WM backup if Rock isn't available, despite marketing this as the final match between them

End of an Era wasn't the last time HHH/Taker fought
Once in a Lifetime happened 2 years in a row with Rock/Cena
I can certainly see WWE going back to the Roman/Brock well again

[Lock Jaw]

Was gonna watch maybe but then thought nah there are other things I'd be happier watching

[xrodmuc316]

I won’t be convinced Triple H is fully in charge unless Shinsuke Nakamura ends the night as champion.

Even after years of bullshit booking, I would pop for that

[xrodmuc316]

I don't know why we're talking about spliting the titles. Unifying them was the best thing they've done. Instead they should elevate the intercontinental and Us titles. Then you have something important to fight over on each brand, while still having your definitive champion.

Agreed, split titles only work when there is a strict brand split. When people can just go to whatever show whenever, there is no reason for it.

On the flip side, 1 Champion means they should be on both shows. If Roman is a part timer now, they either need to get the titles on somebody who at least appears a lot more often, or split them so at least one show can build to a World Championship to main event the PPVs.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

From a personal perspective, I’m excited about tonight. It’s a new era, a new direction, a new vision for the company that has brought me so much joy during my life.

So pardon me for being optimistic. Perhaps even ignorantly optimistic. But I really do think tonight WWE can produce a moment as exciting as Hook winning the FTW title on Wednesday.

Fingers are crossed bros 🤞 🤞

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't know why we're talking about spliting the titles. Unifying them was the best thing they've done. Instead they should elevate the intercontinental and Us titles. Then you have something important to fight over on each brand, while still having your definitive champion.

Right now your champions are Bobby Lashley, who has been protected like hell and Gunther, who I believe is undefeated.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don’t care if the champion doesn’t show up all the time. I’d rather a good story elsewhere than having a token champion come out and pretending they matter as much as the stars.

[slik]

About to tune into Peacock...could not bring myself to watch an hour of people talking on 'kick-off'

[Sepholio]

lol whack-a-miz

Vince still being felt.

[slik]

lol @ the background of kick off being a cricket truck

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Nissan Stadium is a dump. Dunno how they got a show before Atlanta

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Good looking crowd

[slik]

them saying 30,000 +

maybe the days of Vince exaggerating 10-15k people in attendance to stadium shows is over

[xrodmuc316]

Nissan Stadium is a dump. Dunno how they got a show before Atlanta

I don't believe WWE has ever run the new Mercedes-Benz Stadium have they?

[slik]

Nissan Stadium is a dump. Dunno how they got a show before Atlanta

People with the most expensive seats in the least comfortable chairs


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[Supreme Olajuwon]

I don't believe WWE has ever run the new Mercedes-Benz Stadium have they?

I don’t think so. “The Big Anus” seems like the perfect spot for a major show.

[Sepholio]

Wtf is this thing on Beckys face?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Am I crazy? Seems like way more than 30,000 if the upper decks are filled

[xrodmuc316]

Wtf is this thing on Beckys face?

Her sunglasses are always insane :rofl:

[Sepholio]

Am I crazy? Seems like way more than 30,000 if the upper decks are filled

Was just thinking the same thing. That looks like way more than 30k.

[xrodmuc316]

Am I crazy? Seems like way more than 30,000 if the upper decks are filled

They are probably only using half the stadium like they did Summerslam last year

[slik]

WWE giving SummerSlam some WrestleMania level camera work tonight

[slik]

Am I crazy? Seems like way more than 30,000 if the upper decks are filled

Just under 40k


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[Sepholio]

Feel like watching 4 hrs of wrestling outside in the nosebleeds in late summer in Nashville would be absolutely hellish.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Camera cuts already an issue

Thought experiment: 9/11 was a national tragedy. If Kevin Dunn died in 9/11 would it be less of a tragedy?

I say yes. Only slightly. But yes.

[slik]

Noticing slightly less camera cuts and zooms so far

[slik]

lol

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Noticing slightly less camera cuts and zooms so far

9/11

[xrodmuc316]

Camera cuts already an issue

Thought experiment: 9/11 was a national tragedy. If Kevin Dunn died in 9/11 would it be less of a tragedy?

I say yes. Only slightly. But yes.

Kevin Dunn would have chewed through the fuselage and parachuted to safety.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I really hate how close the cameras are. Back up. Show the crowd. Show the magnitude of the show. Die in 9/11. This isn’t hard.

[Sepholio]

Can't decide which is worse: The tinfoil hat becky wore to the ring or the rest of her costume. Seriously may be the worst outfit she has ever worn. It's distracting.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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[slik]

Good opener

[Sepholio]

Nice spanish fly during the finish. Was scared for them doing that off the middle turnbuckle though.

[Sepholio]

HUG NATION

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cargo Pants Bayley holding hugs in all her pockets.

[Ben Rodrigues]

Haven't seen a lot of Bianca Belair... based on that match she's no four horsewoman. It was fine, very flippy for no reason.

[xrodmuc316]

Triple H's first resigning!

[Sepholio]

jeez they are revamping the womens division tonight

[slik]

It really is the HHH era because Vince didn't 'get' Io or Dakota

[xrodmuc316]

Io so hot

[Sepholio]

Naomi or Sasha has to come at the end of this, right?

[Sepholio]

or not

[xrodmuc316]

Did they change her name to Io.Sky, or did Corey say it wrong/mess it up twice?

[slik]

And there's the Becky Lynch face turn

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Io so hot

Good analysis here. Have to agree.

[Sepholio]

Did they change her name to Io.Sky, or did Corey say it wrong/mess it up twice?

I don't remember them changing her name and the titantron said Shirai so I think Corey was just botching it up.

[xrodmuc316]

Oh I get it, so they can be Sky and Kai, classic Vince move right there :rofl:

[Sepholio]

Io so hot

Io makes my peepee go da-doing doing doing.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Logan Paul. 9/11. Nuff said.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You know who had massive balls? The terrorists who hijacked planes and flew them into the World Trade Center


I don’t think that’s much of a debate

[OssMan]

Seems good that they're doing SummerSlam in july now
poty

[Destor]

Feel like watching 4 hrs of wrestling outside in the nosebleeds in late summer in Nashville would be absolutely hellish.they got lucky and it rained the past few days. Its 82° but with the humidity its like 86°. Its been in the high 90s with the humidity peaking around 108°. You think the nosebleeds are rough the ring is worse

[xrodmuc316]

Ciampa in matching Miz gear is hilarious!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ciampa being the new Alex Riley is a bummer

[Sepholio]

Wait I must have not been paying attention. When tf did Ciampa start lackeying for Miz?

[Loose Cannon]

HHH definitely in charge right now. I bet he suggested Ciampa with Miz as well.

[Sepholio]

they got lucky and it rained the past few days. Its 82° but with the humidity its like 86°. Its been in the high 90s with the humidity peaking around 108°. You think the nosebleeds are rough the ring is worse

Oh I know the heat is worse down on the ground level but that coupled with the shit view from nosebleeds would be too much. I hate nosebleed seats in general though. Got some for an event one time and will never do so again; way better off watching on TV at that point.

[slik]

lol @ Miz's trunks 'my balls are massive'

[Sepholio]

Also good to know its cooler there rn anyways because Tennessee gets downright brutal from late July through early August usually. Straight sweltering heat/humidity.

[Destor]

Oh I know the heat is worse down on the ground level but that coupled with the shit view from nosebleeds would be too much. I hate nosebleed seats in general though. Got some for an event one time and will never do so again; way better off watching on TV at that point.
Generally i feel that way always...if the wwes production wasnt ass anyways. Seems like live is the only way you can watch their product without motion sickness

[Sepholio]

They are gonna have Ciampa attack Paul to try and get Paul more over as a face but it's going to just make people cheer Ciampa more.

[Ben Rodrigues]

Logan Paul gets it.

[OssMan]

huge ass stadium... ugly entrance ramp... just do it at basketball arenas

[Sepholio]

Anyone else find themselves occasionally distracted by Maryse's byoobs? Just me? F you guys then.

[slik]

Logan Paul sweating almost as much as Shane McMahon

[Ben Rodrigues]

This crowd is horrible.

[Loose Cannon]

does Michael Cole not do commentary anymore? I only watch PPV's and don't remember who did commentary on the last one

[Sepholio]

Logan Paul sweating almost as much as Shane McMahon

You can tell the sweat in his eyes is really bothering him too.

[Sepholio]

YES I LOVE CIAMPA

[Sepholio]

Would not be mad at an AJ vs Ciampa match being added in lieu of Rollins/Riddle

[slik]

AJ Styles is here to save his best friend Logan Paul

[Ben Rodrigues]

NXT Chiampa vs aj styles. That is a great feud!

[Sepholio]

Miz ded

[slik]

Just like at WM earlier this year, Logan Paul continues to impress

[Sepholio]

Thats one of the best table spots they've done in WWE in years. That one looked really really good.

[Sepholio]

Just like at WM earlier this year, Logan Paul continues to impress

Seconded. He is surprising the shit out of me at every turn.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Logan Paul looks like Kenny Omega


Do with that what you will

[Loose Cannon]

Paul is ridiculously good for being in wrestling for like 8 months

[Ben Rodrigues]

Dana White!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Mansoor was made for this role

[Helmsphere]

I've been sold on Pure Life Water

[Ben Rodrigues]

When is he getting first name back!?

[slik]

Not soon enough

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I’ll say what we’re all thinking. These camera cuts are worse than 9/11.

[Ben Rodrigues]

I’ll say what we’re all thinking. These camera cuts are worse than 9/11.

Some dude in the booth controlling the cameras doing the Monica Geller.

"A two. A one, two, three. A three.
A five. A four. A three, two. Two.
A two, four, six. Two, four, six.
Four. Two. Two.
Four, seven! Five, seven! Six, seven!
Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!"

[Destor]

I’ll say what we’re all thinking. These camera cuts are worse than 9/11.
Finally someone willing to say what were all thinking

[Fignuts]

Didn't care about Theory vs Lashley at all, but that ended up being fun little match.

[Fignuts]

Theory has been getting his ass kicked for weeks and just lost clean.

Feel like he has to cash in and win now. But its way too soon.

[slik]

I will never recover from Balor being in long tights, a crime against humanity

[Ben Rodrigues]

Ahh time for Edge to return with Rob Zombie theme no doubt!

[slik]

Dominic looks more like Eddie than Rey...maybe there was something to that custody of Dominic ladder match

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Balor and Priest a very handsome tag team

[Ben Rodrigues]

I want to see a Rey vs Dominic match for the Mysterio name. If anyone should have one name, it's Dominic.

[Fignuts]

Judgement Day sucks without Edge, but Balor and Preist as a tag team is pretty cool.

[Ben Rodrigues]

How is a no DQ tag match not a tornado match?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Love that 15 years later heels can still get heat off Deaddy Guerrero.

All time talent.

[slik]

https://i.postimg.cc/q7Mxqg8F/Screenshot-2022-07-30-8-24-03-PM.png

[slik]

I support Rhea Ripley 'irl' cyber-bullying Dom Mysterio

[Ben Rodrigues]

What a haircut!

[Sepholio]

Brood Edge. Nice.

[Fignuts]

Thinking about all the ring crew INCONSPICUOUSLY wheeling all that entrance shit out there while the match was going on.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

That was pretty queer guys

Bad queer

Not good queer

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Mat PacAfee gonna steal another show tonight.

[Fignuts]

For fuck's sake Pat get some ring gear.

[Sepholio]

lol what is Pat wearing it's turrible

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Not quite as good as the Seven Nation Army entrance at Wrestlemania

[Sepholio]

how you gonna call Corbin a bum and then come out dressed like you just got done beating your gf in a trailer over the last meth crystal and/or can of PBR?

[Fignuts]

He's dressed like an NPC at the performance center.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Funky story I didn’t know until now about Io Shirai: Her boyfriend (a wrestler with the surname Nosawa, but I don’t know if it’s the Nosawa I remember from TNA or whatever) got caught smuggling drugs into Japan from Chile. They were hidden in paintings of the couple. They denied they had anything to do with it and eventually another wrestler came out and admitted to planting the drugs.

[xrodmuc316]

Pat delivering a better Super Kick than either Young Buck ever has :rofl:

[Sepholio]

Are those...is he wearing Dickies?

[Sepholio]

Mentioning Peyton Manning makes this show 10x better.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

God damn Pat

[Supreme Olajuwon]

More like Pat Hardy

[slik]

3 matches left

tag match w guest ref double j

liv vs ronda

main event

[Fignuts]

Entranceway looks super low budget. Stadium must have a werd layout.

[slik]

I'd like it if Liv beat Ronda quick and Ronda threw a fit and turned heel after

[xrodmuc316]

Wish Jarrett had his TNA theme, so good

[IC Champion]

Love the original J E double F J A double R E double T theme.

[IC Champion]

I’m calling a massive surprise return before the show is over.

[slik]

Entranceway looks super low budget. Stadium must have a werd layout.

can't recall the last time they had black drapery on the side of entrances, it's been a loooooong time

[IC Champion]

If I recall correctly the stadium is one of the worst in sports.

[slik]

Usos w/ the clean win

[slik]

If I recall correctly the stadium is one of the worst in sports.

Isn't the one in Orlando really bad too with like concrete seating in the upper deck...somehow WWE always makes that one look amazing

[slik]

Interesting timing for a Charlotte vignette right before Liv and Ronda....

[IC Champion]

I would have to think the layout and where the hard cam is effects the aesthetics more than anything else.

[slik]

The most surprising thing about Usos and Street Profits was the lack of a Double J guitar shot

[slik]

I am traumatized by having to watch Kid Rock make out with another human being

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Thinking of all the passengers on the planes of 9/11 who on their way to their inevitable deaths probably said “at least there’s no camera cuts”

Eternal bravery

[slik]

this is the most dead SummerSlam thread in tpww history

[Fignuts]

Rousey with that "i'm about to lose" walk to the ring

[slik]

Hope Liv beats her super quick

Let's go Liv

[Fignuts]

That is some bowling shoe ugly mat wrestling there. Should have stayed on their feet.

[slik]

Yessssssssss Ronda loses clean again!

[Fignuts]

lol at liv just standing there and letting her climb up her

[Fignuts]

Awful.

Rhonda actually looked great there, but match was shit because Morgan is terrible.

[Fignuts]

YES

[Sepholio]

Ronda snapping. Nice.

[slik]

And there's the Ronda heel turn

[Fignuts]

Inject heel rousey directly into my veins

[slik]

Have Ronda job again and cut her Nick Khan, she is boring

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Fuck Kane

Get 9/11’ed

[slik]

Liv Morgan is now better than Becky Lynch and Charlotte because she pinned Ronda twice

[Fignuts]

Have Ronda job again and cut her Nick Khan, she is boring

Yeah, Liv Morgan botching everything is where the money is at.

[slik]

Ronda just flips people around and puts them in armbars while looking grumpy, yawn

Liv is easy to root for (just don't give her a live mic)

[slik]

Champion entering first, oh my

[xrodmuc316]

Wasnt it 698 days yesterday? How did he lose 19 days?

[slik]

Fuck Kane

Get 9/11’ed

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jacobs thinks that 40,000+ is an impressive number until you tell him the number of gun deaths per year in the US <a href="https://t.co/1Pu6BurRKl">pic.twitter.com/1Pu6BurRKl</a></p>&mdash; Wrestling Referees are Wizards (@refsaswizards) <a href="https://twitter.com/refsaswizards/status/1553575519051927552?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Blonde Moment]

Ronda just flips people around and puts them in armbars while looking grumpy, yawn

Liv is easy to root for (just don't give her a live mic)

Pretty much.

[slik]

Wasnt it 698 days yesterday? How did he lose 19 days?

We switched from the WWE Universe to the WWE multiverse

[slik]

Roman Reigns has inherited Undertaker's entrance length

[Fignuts]

Ronda just flips people around and puts them in armbars while looking grumpy, yawn

Liv is easy to root for (just don't give her a live mic)

Everything Ronda did looked GREAT. Every time Liv did something it looked like Vince trying to mount the latest payoff.

[Fignuts]

Ahahaha brock is great

[Fignuts]

lol what was heyman going to do? Apply a full nelson.

[Fenix122]

i want someone to win by covering the other man with that front loader so they can't get back up

[#1-norm-fan]

They brought in Rousey because she was a legit badass submission machine and then shit on that credibility by having her job clean to Liv Morgan so that she could snap and become a badass submission machine.

That sum it up about right?

[slik]

Well, that's a first!

[xrodmuc316]

Ok that was awesome lol

[Destor]

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<script async="" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>even using the most anti gun leaning data there are 100k defensive gun uses annually though most social science suggests the numbers are closer to 250k-370k. You're also needing to factor 10k of the gun fatalities are suicides. So bare minimum defensive gun use is up 70k lives saved/a:30k homicides. At worst is more than double.



You could damn near pack that arena twice over with just people who saved their lives with firearms annually. But dont let math get in the way of a good mockery.


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[slik]

Best Brock/Roman match easily

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

even using the most anti gun leaning data there are 100k defensive gun uses annually though most social science suggests the numbers are closer to 250k-370k. You're also needing to factor 10k of the gun fatalities are suicides. So bare minimum defensive gun use is up 70k lives saved/a:30k homicides. At worst is more than double.



You could damn near pack that arena twice over with just people who saved their lives with firearms annually. But dont let math get in the way of a good mockery.


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#DestorDecrees

[IC Champion]

even using the most anti gun leaning data there are 100k defensive gun uses annually though most social science suggests the numbers are closer to 250k-370k. You're also needing to factor 10k of the gun fatalities are suicides. So bare minimum defensive gun use is up 70k lives saved/a:30k homicides. At worst is more than double.



You could damn near pack that arena twice over with just people who saved their lives with firearms annually. But dont let math get in the way of a good mockery.


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Nobody cares.

[Sepholio]

So Reigns vs Lesnar 89 at Royal Rumble?

[IC Champion]

Do people think they sound smart just making shit up admittedly on the fly?

[slik]

Fun show, good ppv

[IC Champion]

So Reigns vs Lesnar 89 at Royal Rumble?

God willing.

[xrodmuc316]

Best Brock/Roman match easily

Took 7+ years but they finally surpassed their Mania 31 match! I feel like watching this match again right now, that is how fun it was.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Lesnar vs Reigns 89: This time it's personal. Kind of.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/BrockLesnar?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BrockLesnar</a> just lifted the ring with a tractor!!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SummerSlam</a> <a href="https://t.co/HBJPzZmEgb">pic.twitter.com/HBJPzZmEgb</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1553584420472455168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[James Steele]

Holy shit balls at the main event.

[IC Champion]

Lesnar vs Reigns 89: This time it's personal. Kind of.

“We’re deadlocked at 44 a piece folks and who knows if or when we’ll ever see this match up again. “

[Fignuts]

Went in completely nonplussed and only really wanting to see Becky vs Bianca.

Came out with one of the best Summerslam in years.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Can we talk for a second about how effortlessly Roman Reigns caught this microphone? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SummerSlam</a> <a href="https://t.co/n5dUwhwiS8">pic.twitter.com/n5dUwhwiS8</a></p>&mdash; Ryan Satin (@ryansatin) <a href="https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1553580563302432769?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Fignuts]

Also, without Vince in hos ear, Cole was better than he's been in years. Was actually getting a bit of classic JR vibe at the end of the main event.

"COUNT FASTER, DAMN IT!"

[slik]

yeah, commentary is one of the most notably improved things right away

I also noticed on raw this week triple a cut some of the 'stupid comedy' stuff like 24/7 and just had matches run longer. We all know HHH isn't humorless and loves a good bit via DX but I think the dumb cringey stuff Vince/Bruce Pritchard love isn't his thing (thankfully)

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Oh no I think I love <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWE</a></p>&mdash; Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) <a href="https://twitter.com/OfficialKat/status/1553589359357865984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Helmsphere]

I watched for Bayleys return and got the first wrestling show I actually enjoyed since like 2016 tonight.

[Helmsphere]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Oh no I think I love <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWE</a></p>&mdash; Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) <a href="https://twitter.com/OfficialKat/status/1553589359357865984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 31, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

And I know I love those tittays.

[Lock Jaw]

Did they change her name to Io.Sky, or did Corey say it wrong/mess it up twice?

According to WWE official YouTube channel her name has been changed to IYO SKY (all caps)

[Blonde Moment]

even using the most anti gun leaning data there are 100k defensive gun uses annually though most social science suggests the numbers are closer to 250k-370k. You're also needing to factor 10k of the gun fatalities are suicides. So bare minimum defensive gun use is up 70k lives saved/a:30k homicides. At worst is more than double.



You could damn near pack that arena twice over with just people who saved their lives with firearms annually. But dont let math get in the way of a good mockery.


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I'm sure the parents of all those children killed over the years are impressed by your math skills

[XL]

According to WWE official YouTube channel her name has been changed to IYO SKY (all caps)

Awful. So clunky. You can hear Graves telling himself not to say Shirai. And wasn’t it Io before? Kai and Shirai rhyme anyway. But we’ll get used to it.

[XL]

Really pleased with the way the main turned out. When they started the table spots I was like “they need to end this match with the ringside like a wasteland. Smashed up tables, ladders, chairs everywhere” and they delivered.

Now leave it there.

[XL]

(I mean the feud, not all the junk.)

[The Rogerer]

even using the most anti gun leaning data there are 100k defensive gun uses annually though most social science suggests the numbers are closer to 250k-370k. You're also needing to factor 10k of the gun fatalities are suicides. So bare minimum defensive gun use is up 70k lives saved/a:30k homicides. At worst is more than double.



You could damn near pack that arena twice over with just people who saved their lives with firearms annually. But dont let math get in the way of a good mockery.

What did they save their lives from? What was the threat to their life?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I'm sure the parents of all those children killed over the years are impressed by your math skills

Sorry dude. Destor hath decreed. He's not a giant pretentious, over-important douchebag fedora who vastly overrates his own intelligence at all. He's actually the greatest philosopher of our time and a leader of men. Just ask him.

[IC Champion]

What did they save their lives from? What was the threat to their life?

Poors and blacks.

[Sepholio]

Illegal Aliens :shifty:

[IC Champion]

Remember when all those idiots planned to storm Area 51 looking for illegal aliens?

[Sepholio]

No. Those aliens had the proper documentation.

[Sepholio]

Also I really wish the storm Area 51 thing would have gotten huge because it would have been one of the most interesting things to watch ever and you know it. Was kind of a let down when like 17 people and 3 farm animals showed up.