NoVemBer 16th - DYNAMITE

[rez]

Tony Schiavone is my spirit animal

HERE YOU GO, JORDAN. THX, TRIP

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhteLzfWIAAtLK4?format=jpg&name=large

[rez]

Here we goo

[ron the dial]

chungus sign in the crowd

[ron the dial]

(i made it home on time and decided to watch...)

[rez]

Welcome home, my KING.

[rez]

Ian, the ROH commentator is annoying me

[Lock Jaw]

Turned this om in the background on mute while part of a meeting.... Jericho looking great compared to the last time I saw him.... too bad he has gone "off the deep end"

Sad to see Bryan and Cesaro wallowing in AEW....

[ron the dial]

Ian, the ROH commentator is annoying me
not as much as excalibur is annoying me. i really only enjoy taz these days.

[ron the dial]

i feel like a real negative noid these days regarding AEW but hey man i'm just telling my truth

[Triple A]

First match was fine but annoyed that it took up like 25 mins on the "go home show"

[ron the dial]

lol damn at that jay leno line

[Triple A]

MJF/Moxley build has been terrible...

[ron the dial]

big show making an appearance as captain insano in the acclaimed's new video

[rez]

Sssssissor me Kingy

[rez]

Why no wig, Capt Insano ? :(

[ron the dial]

lol taz "WELL YOU COULD ELABORATE ON THE PONT. DAMMIT."

[rez]

i'm la bored

[rez]

Who else is tuning into a brand new episode of Chucky after dis?

[ron the dial]

i'm la bored

for real. i'm trying to enjoy myself but i just keep looking up pictures of huge dicks i can photoshop TPWW onto. i mean wait what?

[ron the dial]

Who else is tuning into a brand new episode of Chucky after dis?

it's on my long list of shows to start at some point...

[rez]

I'll just loan you mine.

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[ron the dial]

love samoa joe on the mic. let this dude get pissed and yell every week.

[Jordan]

I just turned on and Joe is cutting a STUPID promo. He sucks. Why is he so angry? He told no story. Terrible.

[ron the dial]

SHUT UP JORDAN

[ron the dial]

hate when the locker room clears out like this. why do any of these dudes give a fuck if joe/wardlow/hobbs brawl?

[Jordan]

You guys gotta post graphics of the card when you do a TV show thread it's forum rules, goddamnit. I have no idea what is planned for this show? Is one of the those Sammy main event shows?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

hate when the locker room clears out like this. why do any of these dudes give a fuck if joe/wardlow/hobbs brawl?

Also hate this. Only works when something horrific happens like Funk and Foley getting thrown off the stage in the dumpster or that piece of shit Ron Garvin getting his face burned by Cornette

[ron the dial]

You guys gotta post graphics of the card when you do a TV show thread it's forum rules, goddamnit. I have no idea what is planned for this show? Is one of the those Sammy main event shows?
nah sammy was in the opener

[rez]

I'm so SORRY. No one made one and the show had already started so I panic posted :rant:

[Triple A]

You guys gotta post graphics of the card when you do a TV show thread it's forum rules, goddamnit. I have no idea what is planned for this show? Is one of the those Sammy main event shows?

Here you go my man

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhteLzfWIAAtLK4?format=jpg&name=large

[rez]

hate when the locker room clears out like this. why do any of these dudes give a fuck if joe/wardlow/hobbs brawl?

Yeah shit only makes sense if it's NWO vs WCW or SD versus Raw situations.

[Triple A]

Britt Baker cutting a face promo... crowd going to boo Paige...

[Jordan]

Damn DMD so beautiful and lovely. Is she Babyface now? Wow what a beautiful woman.

[Triple A]

Britt the most interesting part of the show by far so far...

[ron the dial]

THIS BUSINESS

[Triple A]

Beautiful large nose and large eyes like an Arab woman......

[rez]

OP fixed, JORDAN.

Thanks again, TRIPS

[ron the dial]

damn britt baker is good

[ron the dial]

oh shit the other martin is back!

[rez]

Beautiful large nose and large eyes like an Arab woman......

Brit's face be cultural appropriation'n

[Triple A]

This crowd is so bad also

[rez]

Do not worry. They'll be back in AEW's real HQ Chicago soon enuff.

[rez]

ooo. That London show should be interesting

[Triple A]

Wish Big Vito 22 was at this show so he could fire this crowd up

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Wish Big Vito 22 was at this show so he could fire this crowd up

I don’t think Vito associates with Bridgeport trash

[rez]

They really should showcase PAC and other British peeps at the London show.

[ron the dial]

ar fox soooooo smooth

[Triple A]

AR Fox no body fat

[rez]

AR Fox no body fat

Any gal named Elizabeth should avoid him

[ron the dial]

I WANT TO GET BEAT UP BY JAMIE HAYTER sign

me too

[rez]

You may be the king but get in line, buddeh

[ron the dial]

fine i'll just let jade beat me up first. i can take a few good lickings.

[ron the dial]

the elite better lose that match

[rez]

That was kinda a cool way to announce the match

[rez]

What's with Tony's fetish with people getting attacked on them garage doors

[Triple A]

This match should hopefully be cool

[ron the dial]

hell yeah ethan page with a mic

[rez]

Basic. Ass. Citizens

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Bandidooooooo

[xrodmuc316]

HOLY SHIT!!!! Tiny is such an amazingly creative booker! I would have NEVER thought of such a GENIUS way to announce the return of The Elite!!!!!!

That little Fucker just randomly fading them in to the graphic like a PowerPoint transition, WOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rez]

HOLY SHIT!!!! Tiny is such an amazingly creative booker! I would have NEVER thought of such a GENIUS way to announce the return of The Elite!!!!!!

That little Fucker just randomly fading them in to the graphic like a PowerPoint transition, WOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only ron the king dial (and myself by proxy) can question Tiny's decisions in this thread, bitch

[rez]

joking. he's a just king, unlike gertner

[ron the dial]

yeah i can't deprive cumdorx of his one talking point

[ron the dial]

oh sorry forgot point 2 cm punk sucks

[Triple A]

wow

Bandido so sick

[ron the dial]

ethan page with a top rope body slam. i liked that.

[ron the dial]

ALL EGO BABY

[rez]

sick of this Jack/Luchasaurus feud

[rez]

I need to purchase some cum coloured pants for that DMD/Saraya match :yes:

[ron the dial]

still weirding me out to hear "holiday hills, il" in this usps commercial

[rez]

and Santa Claus, Indiana

[rez]

I've actually never been to Holiday World (SC, IN). Not a big theme park fan because roller coasters spook me.

[rez]

mmm Miss Jay. What's the A.S. stand for?

[ron the dial]

mmm Miss Jay. What's the A.S. stand for?

appreciation society

J.A.S.
ANNA J.A.S.

[xrodmuc316]

yeah i can't deprive cumdorx of his one talking point

Look at you pretending to be King, didnt you tie wit M-A-G? :rofl:

[ron the dial]

Look at you pretending to be King, didnt you tie wit M-A-G? :rofl:
read the thread fucko

[rez]

https://www.studiosity.com/hubfs/DTC/09.blog/11.jpg

[Triple A]

This is the last match I think? Just Moxley and MJF left... wonder if MJF is even at the show...

[rez]

Look at you pretending to be King, didnt you tie wit M-A-G? :rofl:

Sit the fuq down. You lost to me and I'm like his advisor or something :yes:

[xrodmuc316]

Sit the fuq down. You lost to me and I'm like his advisor or something :yes:

LOL fair enough!

[xrodmuc316]

read the thread fucko

Man all I needed to see was 16-16, not all the hoopla!.:lol:

[ron the dial]

YESSSSSS gimme that hayter music

[xrodmuc316]

I could see them having Hayter win if Thunder Rosa is coming back soon, otherwise I fear a holding pattern.

[rez]

That was sorta mean of me. I'm sorry, Xrod.

[rez]

I mean losing to me (of all people) yeek.

[xrodmuc316]

That was sorta mean of me. I'm sorry, Xrod.

No worries, besides Ron was right, questioning Tiny's booking is kind of what I do around here :naughty:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I've actually never been to Holiday World (SC, IN). Not a big theme park fan because roller coasters spook me.

Never went to Santa Claus. We were a Metamora family

[Triple A]

spacing out @ Moxley promo as usual.......

[ron the dial]

HE SAID THE SH*T WORD!

[rez]

Never went to Santa Claus. We were a Metamora family

I remember that little village being kinda cool (if we're talking about the same thing). cool little shops but I went down to that area to get my husky once upon a time ago and there was hardly shit left there.

[rez]

That church way up on that hill is cool to look at, tho!

[xrodmuc316]

spacing out @ Moxley promo as usual.......

I love his mannerisms and tone, but I never really know what he is talking about :rofl:

[Triple A]

This is the worst crowd in AEW history maybe, including the shows where they only had like 20 wrestlers in the crowd

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I remember that little village being kinda cool (if we're talking about the same thing). cool little shops but I went down to that area to get my husky once upon a time ago and there was hardly shit left there.

Yeah we’re talking about the same place. RIP

[ron the dial]

MJF looking JACKED

[xrodmuc316]

How come Mox is in a faction with 3 other wrestlers, yet MJF has to save him? Cesaro and Danielson kind of jerks

[Jordan]

Man AEW sucks now, undeniable.

[ron the dial]

ok time to take a shower, smoke a j, and watch andor. at least my night is looking up from here.

[Jordan]

Maybe "AEW sucks now" is a bit too far, but it's changed so much from when it was really good most weeks. Reminds me of the era's that WCW went through kind of like when they'd change the booker and then the whole show would kind of have a different feel. Or how Triple H's NXT was different from HBK's. Just not my favorite vibe for AEW right now. WWE feels much hotter.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Nah it’s kinda gay right now. Lacking a vision.

[rez]

eh, just take AEW like I do. It's 2022 and it's something that's watchable live on Wednesday nights. The PPVs usually deliver.

It is pretty funny to venture over to teh rasslin forum to see peeps discuss the product all week.

[xrodmuc316]

I really miss Spring/Summer of 2021 AEW, they really seemed to get it, then just fell way off.

[Mr. Nerfect]

AEW has never been horrible and never will be horrible. You guys just don’t get it. Pay more attention.

[Mr. JL]

Just started watching Dynamite on PVR and damn, Excalibur needs to slow down his commentary. Speed Commentary is fucking annoying. I haven't been this annoyed since Don West.

[Mr. JL]

Mox kinda buried MJF for having 1 match in 6 months and earning a AEW World Championship title shot in the lamest way possible...

And it kind of really killed the vibe I thought, buried the match and potentially the PPV.

I think a better build would have been for MJF to fucking RESPOND and leave Mox covered in blood to build back his credibility. Or maybe Mox does the opposite and actually builds MJF as a credible challenger leading into the PPV.

[Sepholio]

This might be the worst show heading into a PPV that AEW has ever done.

[Sepholio]

Saw some reports that Bowens may have gotten injured on Dynamite. Horrible timing if so.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mox kinda buried MJF for having 1 match in 6 months and earning a AEW World Championship title shot in the lamest way possible...

And it kind of really killed the vibe I thought, buried the match and potentially the PPV.

I think a better build would have been for MJF to fucking RESPOND and leave Mox covered in blood to build back his credibility. Or maybe Mox does the opposite and actually builds MJF as a credible challenger leading into the PPV.

It’s obviously a way to make people think MJF is LAZY and NOT A VERY GOOD WRESTLER so it’s an awesome surprise with lots of heat when he wins the title.

[Sepholio]

Imagine the spazzing that'll occur if MJF doesn't win the title. Kinda hope it happens just to see the reactions.

[Blonde Moment]

Still think Regal is going to be involved in how this all ends

[Mr. Nerfect]

They’ve got so many awesome directions they can go. MJF can win the title clean as a babyface. He could cheat and prove he was the devil all along! Egad! Or Mox can win because it’s not MJF’s time and MJF can wrestle with not being good enough. Or Mox can cheat and you can get the best double-turn since Bret and Austin.

Tony Khan is a genius, and if you don’t care about all these possibilities, I’d suggest you’re not a fan of real pro-wrestling. How else can you have a story that can go so many different directions while being so airtight?

[Evil Vito]

Maybe "AEW sucks now" is a bit too far, but it's changed so much from when it was really good most weeks. Reminds me of the era's that WCW went through kind of like when they'd change the booker and then the whole show would kind of have a different feel. Or how Triple H's NXT was different from HBK's. Just not my favorite vibe for AEW right now. WWE feels much hotter.

This is pretty much it.

I don't find AEW unwatchable but it's undeniably a far cry from where it was through much of its history, particularly the high of getting back on the road in summer 2021.

The booking's been gradually getting worse all year and while they have a deep enough roster where it's nearly impossible for them to not at least put out some fun matches, it's clear they can be doing so much more than they are. Khan needs to accept help.

[Evil Vito]

This is the worst crowd in AEW history maybe, including the shows where they only had like 20 wrestlers in the crowd

lol god damn I saw some clips and the crowd was silent. Tiny crowd and a not very hot product.

Glad I didn't go yesterday but this is probably the last time they'll be in Bridgeport possibly ever.

[xrodmuc316]

Any word yet if they are going to have a media scrum after Full Gear, because come on lol

[Sepholio]

lol if they do and have another shoot interview but it actually be a work this time

[Mr. Nerfect]

The cancer is gone so now you can have talent go out and tell the truth about each other without consequence.

[Evil Vito]

lol if they do and have another shoot interview but it actually be a work this time

The Elite showing up to the scrum with a box full of pastries confirmed

[xrodmuc316]

The Elite showing up to the scrum with a box full of pastries confirmed

I hope they say whoever made their pastries is amazing, unlike that Bitch Mindy's.

[Mr. Nerfect]

NO! There is no drama in AEW now that lazy, injury-prone, WWE-loving maggot is gone. Don’t invite it in. Good vibes and long-term storytelling only. :y:

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’m sure that ratings are going to stabilize now that The Elite are no longer banished from the company.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’m glad Dave and Bryan know what’s up. The crowd this week really hurt the show. They treated the main event like it wasn’t a hot story. They chose to sat on their hands and not be sports entertained. Why buy a ticket and go to a show if you’re not going to play your part and get up for the wrestlers when they go out there and do their very best to entertain you.

[#1-norm-fan]

Ratings do seem to be going down post-Punk and the product is suffering. Some astute sarcastic observations by Noid here. He’s certainly the brains of the relationship but this outward Phil love is surely causing shambles, tatters, prickly taints, and drooling anuses.

[ron the dial]

while my anus gently weeps

[screech]

He should probably get that anus looked at if it's drooling

[#1-norm-fan]

The prickly taint and the boiling tatters are arguably more serious conditions.

Heaven forbid the prickles spread to his tatters or the boiling spread to his taint.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Might’ve been the worst Mox promo I’ve ever seen.

The show was ok. The ppv will surely deliver in ring and I absolutely expect either the firm or Regal, or both, to somehow aid MJF Sunday. The only thing is Ethan Paige clearly winning the world title tourney, so idk how that plays out.

Unless they decide to turn him face, which, tbh, isn’t an awful idea. MJF fills the loud, brash, annoying heel role. Ethan can be the babyface version. Idk how you get there with him falling out from the firm but he sure as shit doesn’t need them.

Very interested to see how Saraya does.

[Evil Vito]

I don't think anything can describe the malaise better than the fact that Bryan Danielson and Claudio Castagnoli were teaming together and yet I didn't care, because they're facing the same guys they've been facing since May.

Nearly every match Danielson has had since his latest return has been against the JAS.

This feud should've ended months ago. What is the point of Blood & Guts if it's not a feud-ender?

[Vastardikai]

Very interested to see how Saraya does.

At this point, I see only 2 options:

1. She gets crippled in ring.
2. She goes over, but starts getting the Big Swole/Thunder Rosa treatment. I mean, the rumors are already starting.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't think anything can describe the malaise better than the fact that Bryan Danielson and Claudio Castagnoli were teaming together and yet I didn't care, because they're facing the same guys they've been facing since May.

Nearly every match Danielson has had since his latest return has been against the JAS.

This feud should've ended months ago. What is the point of Blood & Guts if it's not a feud-ender?

Has it ever ended a feud?

[Mr. Nerfect]

At this point, I see only 2 options:

1. She gets crippled in ring.
2. She goes over, but starts getting the Big Swole/Thunder Rosa treatment. I mean, the rumors are already starting.

Hmm, it’s interesting. I can see her having a meltdown over the reception of her match. She’s already gone back and forth with people over errors she has made in her promos.

It’ll be interesting to see how the politics play out in the women’s division. It seems like Rosa is officially toast. Bullies will find another target though. Is Saraya too big a fish though?

[Helmsphere]

Watch her cripple Brit, that would be ironic.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They hurt each other but the medics run past the crippled Saraya to help Britt Baker limp to the back and get her broken nose checked. Saraya won’t be going anywhere, she can wait.

[Helmsphere]

She'll be helped to the back by a debuting Brad Maddox.

[Mr. Nerfect]

She'll be helped to the back by a debuting Brad Maddox.

I was thinking about him in conjunction to this show actually (and not for those reasons, believe it or not).

[Helmsphere]

Well I was thinking of it for those reasons.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Totally valid.