Dexter Lumis should rape men after his matches

[Ruthervin]

After Dexter Lumis wrestles and defeats someone, he should drag his fallen opponent to the back. After the commercial break, cameras should zoom to a darkened room in which the defeated opponent is on all fours with a look of agony on his face while Dexter is standing behind him with a serious look (implied rape). To comply with PC culture however, we wouldn’t actually see any penetration. It would just be implied.

[Seanny One Ball]

Finally an idea with legs

[Ruthervin]

Finally an idea with legs

And knee pads

[Stu Hart]

Finally an idea with legs

So Zach Gowen ?

[xrodmuc316]

Umm, I don't think his wife would be cool with that.

[Helmsphere]

Then they can lick dog shit off Indi Hartwell boots while he does his thing.

[Ruthervin]

Umm, I don't think his wife would be cool with that.

She wouldn’t be cool with licking the peanut poo off of Dexter’s cock?

[Fignuts]

They already did this with Heidenrich and Michael Cole.

[Ruthervin]

They already did this with Heidenrich and Michael Cole.

True but that was 19 years ago. It was also a one-off as opposed to being Heidenreich’s gimmick. Unlike Michael Cole however (and Michael Stima for that matter), the wrestlers being victimized in this angle would not enjoy the experience.

[ron the dial]

oh yeah baby there's a stima reference

[Seanny One Ball]

Ruthervin some of these guys want you banned but Triple A says he won’t kowtow to urchins anymore so you should be safe

[Ruthervin]

Ruthervin some of these guys want you banned but Triple A says he won’t kowtow to urchins anymore so you should be safe

What does “kowtow to urchins” mean?

[Seanny One Ball]

Triple A refuses to be ordered around by peasants

[Seanny One Ball]

Why you pretending not to have Google bro?

[Sepholio]

Not everyone has the kind of charm needed to just ask the boss to have someone banned and actually get it done.

[Ruthervin]

Ruthervin some of these guys want you banned but Triple A says he won’t kowtow to urchins anymore so you should be safe

While on the subject, here is my stance on the matter:

1) I’m not going to be on this site for much longer (which right there should be a source of relief and happiness for many).

2) For those guys that want me to be banned over anger over comments that I made 5+ years ago now, these guys are only hurting themselves with their anger and grudges. It actually takes negative energy to go out of one’s way to ignore someone (without actually using the block-ignore function that is built in on this site!). In year’s past, I would have reveled in the fact that I live rent free in the heads of so many people but now? I just feel sorry for these guys and truly hope they find happiness and success in their lives.

I can’t change the way that I was or acted towards people during my 20’s and 30’s unfortunately but I can control what is ahead of me at the present and future.

[Seanny One Ball]

God bless you

[xrodmuc316]

Did Heidenreich rape someone named Stima in addition to Cole? And I thought Snitsky was a bad guy.

[poopfromweiner dude]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f65/oldtrusty/govtmule.jpg

[Ruthervin]

Did Heidenreich rape someone named Stima in addition to Cole? And I thought Snitsky was a bad guy.

See above post for your answer.

[DAMN iNATOR]

https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2014/09/Jon-Heidenreich-Michael-Cole-GIF.gif

Just a reminder that that happened, and we all let it happen—much like David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s awful mid-1980’s rendition of Dancing in the Street.

[Ruthervin]

https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2014/09/Jon-Heidenreich-Michael-Cole-GIF.gif

Just a reminder that that happened, and we all let it happen—much like David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s awful mid-1980’s rendition of Dancing in the Street.

Are you like in tenth grade or are you Native American? I already acknowledged that this happened. The difference being that the above was a one time thing that happened 19-20 years ago. What I’m asking is that this thing become a frequent part of Dexter’s gimmick.

[Helmsphere]

We need something new. We need Dexter to stone face force his opponents to give him a rusty trombone

[Ruthervin]

We need something new. We need Dexter to stone face force his opponents to give him a rusty trombone

Perhaps the most sensible idea expressed in this thread. :thumbsup:

[Sting Fan]

Are you like in tenth grade or are you Native American? I already acknowledged that this happened. The difference being that the above was a one time thing that happened 19-20 years ago. What I’m asking is that this thing become a frequent part of Dexter’s gimmick.

Clearly not a true fan, the Heidenrich sodomy hour has been airing post all WWE events for 20 years now, Highest rated "wrestling" segment on television.

[Tom Guycott]

We need something new. We need Dexter to stone face force his opponents to give him a rusty trombone


... or a Rusty Venture.