Dynosaurus Mite. 1/18/2023

[rez]

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[rez]

Go Orange!

[Sepholio]

LOL Danhausen checking tickets

[Supreme Olajuwon]

No 10 bell salute for Briscoe

Gay

[rez]

Didn't even spill a drop of them beers. GJ, Best Friendz!

[rez]

I wish double j was only in a backstage role....maybe occasional commentary.

[rez]

No 10 bell salute for Briscoe

Gay

Yeah, pretty lame. Hopefully the Jackson bro tribute is a good one.

[rez]

killer riff on the guitar, Dan!

[Triple A]

Darby Allin vs. Kushida not a very interesting main event...

[rez]

what is for dinner, trip? i air fried some jumbo wings

[Supreme Olajuwon]

what is for dinner, trip? i air fried some jumbo wings

Disclose your seasonings and sauces please

[Triple A]

Had some "mini juicy buns" (soup dumplings)... so freaking good... burst of delicious soup flavour when you bite into it...

[xrodmuc316]

Are they really main eventing Kushida?? :rofl:

[rez]

famous dave's country roast chicken seasoning
trader giottos olive oil
ground black pepper
soy sauce

[rez]

popeyes ranch dip
popeyes sweet heat dip

[rez]

paired with a glass of milk and a can of mnt dew pitch black

[Triple A]

smh @ the entire last line of Max Caster's rap being censored because he said the B.S. word!!

[Triple A]

Feels like a weird episode so far again...

[rez]

it's fresno...

[Triple A]

Yeah crowd feels weird, like a "WWE crowd" instead of the insanely hot crowds of the past few weeks

[slik]

Glad Top Flight beat the Bucks

[slik]

was hoping the gunns would get depantsed again

missed opportunity

[ron the dial]

i dunno how motherfuckers can STILL be rocking out to judas. trash.

[slik]

wish Tatanka was Ricky Stark's special advocate

[Triple A]

Eating Pocky... "Matcha" flavor

[Jordan]

Sup guys, I have been watching along but "don't really care". Show feels like late years Nitro, Russo era. But better of course yes, but still kinda has that feeling.

[Jordan]

Does anyone know if Adam Cole ever found out about Christian absolutely SLAYING that hottie Britt Baker on the road while Cole was out hurt and couldn't perform in the ring or in the bedroom too?

[slik]

just tweeted tatanka i wish he was orange cassidy's special advocate...hope he sees the tweet and it leads to a Tatanka-lution in 2023

[slik]

is one man gang still alive

...could see him being brought in as Sanjay Dutt's 'special enforcer'

[xrodmuc316]

Does anyone know if Adam Cole ever found out about Christian absolutely SLAYING that hottie Britt Baker on the road while Cole was out hurt and couldn't perform in the ring or in the bedroom too?

He did a few times actually, but Britt had a few accidental bumps to his head, and he forgot.

https://media.distractify.com/brand-img/YuyRaXLTI/0x0/arrested-development-1556301001625.jpg

[Sepholio]

Just noticed the Jay armbands. :'(

[Triple A]

Bandido so cool...

[Jordan]

Bandido and Danielson is IDEAL.

[ron the dial]

Holy shit @ danielson sitting up out of that hold

[Jordan]

.... Bandido and Danielson have an excellent bout, as expected. But near the end the mood changes when we hear over the PA system HONK HONK, HONK HONK. And from the entrance walks out KEVIN NASH, silver, looking big, wobbly and drunk with red eyes, he's been crying, his son died, and now he's going to fuck up all the small guys in AEW!

How sick would that be?

And then he just comes in and powerbombs Bandido and Danielson.

[Jordan]

Holy shit @ danielson sitting up out of that hold

That was sick. Never seen that before that I remember.

[Triple A]

lol...

[Sepholio]

.... Bandido and Danielson have an excellent bout, as expected. But near the end the mood changes when we hear over the PA system HONK HONK, HONK HONK. And from the entrance walks out KEVIN NASH, silver, looking big, wobbly and drunk with red eyes, he's been crying, his son died, and now he's going to fuck up all the small guys in AEW!

How sick would that be?

And then he just comes in and powerbombs Bandido and Danielson.

Quoted for awesome.

[slik]

remember when kevin nash feuded with cm punk and cost him the title match at summerslam

[Jordan]

This is the kind of guy I want to see Danielson against in AEW this is the good shit.

[Jordan]

remember when kevin nash feuded with cm punk and cost him the title match at summerslam

Worth rewatching.:cool:

[Jordan]

Man that match really makes me hate the way that Danielson started in AEW. He's like the easiest guy to book ever especially in a promotion full of ROH guys. Danielson vs ROH guys is a same day booking fallback they could do any week they wanted. Bandido isn't just any guy though he's so good.

[slik]

love when tk tweets about justified chants

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Justified &quot;This is awesome&quot; chants for <a href="https://twitter.com/bryandanielson?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@bryandanielson</a> vs <a href="https://twitter.com/bandidowrestler?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@bandidowrestler</a> right NOW on<br>Wednesday Night <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDynamite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDynamite</a> live on <a href="https://twitter.com/TBSNetwork?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@TBSNetwork</a>!<br><br>Thank you everyone watching <a href="https://twitter.com/AEWonTV?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AEWonTV</a> tonight!</p>&mdash; Tony Khan (@TonyKhan) <a href="https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1615894506188201984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 19, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Jordan]

holy shit! that should be called GTFS!

[Jordan]

Can this match can just keep going for the rest of the show plz?

[Triple A]

Crazy that Bandido is still really "explosive" and powerful after doing all that shit... imagining my arms being really wobbly and needing to lie down all day after trying to suplex some1...

[Jordan]

I hate this ref so much.

[Jordan]

Crazy that Bandido is still really "explosive" and powerful after doing all that shit... imagining my arms being really wobbly and needing to lie down all day after trying to suplex some1...

:lol:

I get that. Holding Danielson up like that would be very difficult because Danielson is really big, he's a muscle ball.

[Triple A]

jesus...

[Jordan]

good lord Bandido just SQUASHED Danielson, and that suplex oh heavens that warn't no German that was a Mexican Suplex.

[Jordan]

Is it cause I haven't watched AEW much in the last few months or is this a 5 star match we are witnessing?

[ron the dial]

glad i tuned in tonight that match was top notch

[slik]

that was fun

[Jordan]

Damn I swear that was so good, what a match.

Danielson looks so cool with his hair and beard and tights that he's got going now.

[slik]

I hate this ref so much.

she is really distracting

[Sepholio]

That top rope move by Bandido....so sick. Really wish he won but I'm not gonna complain about one of the best matches I've seen on Dynamite in a long time.

[Jordan]

That top rope move by Bandido....so sick. Really wish he won but I'm not gonna complain about one of the best matches I've seen on Dynamite in a long time.

Yeah it felt like one of those moments where if Bandido would have won it would have really made him. But clearly Danielson has to win because of the gimmick leading up to the PPV where MJF has Danielson wrestling each week but he can't loose.

[xrodmuc316]

love when tk tweets about justified chants

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Justified &quot;This is awesome&quot; chants for <a href="https://twitter.com/bryandanielson?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@bryandanielson</a> vs <a href="https://twitter.com/bandidowrestler?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@bandidowrestler</a> right NOW on<br>Wednesday Night <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDynamite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDynamite</a> live on <a href="https://twitter.com/TBSNetwork?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@TBSNetwork</a>!<br><br>Thank you everyone watching <a href="https://twitter.com/AEWonTV?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@AEWonTV</a> tonight!</p>&mdash; Tony Khan (@TonyKhan) <a href="https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1615894506188201984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 19, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

It is weird that he has made that same tweet like 10 times and yet he complains about bots :rofl:

[Jordan]

Jesus looks like some of those women were bleeding last week!

[slik]

Is it cause I haven't watched AEW much in the last few months or is this a 5 star match we are witnessing?

do you like the new set and commentary area

[Sepholio]

You know I've been thinking this for awhile but damn for some reason the way Saraya is pronounced bugs the shit out of me. Wanna pronounce it Suh-ry-uh so bad.

[slik]

the last of us episode 1 was really good

thinking about it now due to commercial for it during dyno...anyone else watch it??

[slik]

This arena is the same one that hosted the Royal Rumble in 2005

I only remember this because I remember thinking Fresno was a random AF host for a Royal Rumble

[Triple A]

the last of us episode 1 was really good

thinking about it now due to commercial for it during dyno...anyone else watch it??

Thinking of checking it out!

[Triple A]

Good idea to turn Saraya heel... hasn't been very likable in AEW...

[Sepholio]

Prob gonna watch something else now. Can't stand Darby. Until next time lads.

[Jordan]

do you like the new set and commentary area

I do, I know it's simple but I like the laser lights they have on the apron and the lighting for the crowd looks good. It looks more like WWE than before but I think it's better.

[Sepholio]

I do, I know it's simple but I like the laser lights they have on the apron and the lighting for the crowd looks good. It looks more like WWE than before but I think it's better.

More PEWPEWs = more better.

[Jordan]

This arena is the same one that hosted the Royal Rumble in 2005

I only remember this because I remember thinking Fresno was a random AF host for a Royal Rumble

It was a pretty big WWE market, probably was a big market for rasslin way back in the territory days.

[Jordan]

More PEWPEWs = more better.

:lol: Yeah the PEWPEWS is good also I like the WUSH of the entrance and how high it goes WUSH!

[xrodmuc316]

LOL, Tiny really turning 2 naturally likeable females heel to get over Willow almost killed Anna Jayingale???

Let me guess, Saraya and Toni haven't been giving Tiny enough hugs lately :rofl:

[slik]

Thinking of checking it out!

you should! never played the game and I think I am already 'hooked' on the show

[Jordan]

I should probably watch Takeshita vs Danielson huh

[ron the dial]

the last of us episode 1 was really good

thinking about it now due to commercial for it during dyno...anyone else watch it??

yeah i am enjoying it so far. never played the game/don't know what happens.

[Jordan]

LOL, Tiny really turning 2 naturally likeable females heel to get over Willow almost killed Anna Jayingale???

Let me guess, Saraya and Toni haven't been giving Tiny enough hugs lately :rofl:

He loves the chubby chicks.

[slik]

I should probably watch Takeshita vs Danielson huh

it was A+

[Jordan]

Great main event entrance for Kushida, good reaction from the crowd. Let's see what he does man, honestly he's always been a bit overrated for my taste, more of a Chavo than an Eddie if you will but maybe I'm wrong. This could be fantastic. They have a lot of time.

[Jordan]

I love how Sting has evolved into a Michal Myers type physically, it really works for the character and him at this stage of his life. Sting is still awesome.

[Jordan]

Darby with my favorite paint work I think ever for him tonight.

[Jordan]

Justin Roberts and AEW production did a great job of making this feel important even though it is indeed, not.

[Jordan]

Excalibur is such a NERD

[Jordan]

Slik did they just add new lazers and pink?

[rez]

the last of us episode 1 was really good

thinking about it now due to commercial for it during dyno...anyone else watch it??

I always meant to play it but haven't...so I downloaded the edition made for PS5 last night. I'm gonna burn it up after this match! I don't feel like resubbing to HBO Max right now....I'll wait a few episodes in.

[slik]

Slik did they just add new lazers and pink?

way more trons too

[slik]

I always meant to play it but haven't...so I downloaded the edition made for PS5 last night. I'm gonna burn it up after this match! I don't feel like resubbing to HBO Max right now....I'll wait a few episodes in.

season 2 of the white lotus was probably my favorite show of 2022
the last of us out of the gate with a very strong start in 2023

hope wbdiscovery never fux up hbo...worried they will tbh...

[Triple A]

Kushida boring... most boring Darby Allin match I've ever seen so far...

[Triple A]

hope Darby didn't injure his shoulder on that Kushida move...

[Triple A]

damn @ Power Slap... can't watch this shit... seems "barbaric"

[slik]

powerslap is dana white's wbf

[xrodmuc316]

Oh damn Power Slap is on, I thought they cancelled this show?

[xrodmuc316]

Every scene of this show is a tribute to Dana White and his wife on New Years Eve.

[Triple A]

f*ck this... horrible ass show

[slik]

f*ck this... horrible ass show

whose the audience for the show even supposed to be...

the mma crowd would think it's 'dumb af' to stand around and just let someone slap you without trying to block it


also CRT

[xrodmuc316]

LOL is this dude for real, turned this into a real sport??? What is next, ball kicking?

[xrodmuc316]

I am the baddest man in the world, because I can slap hard!

[rez]

LOL is this dude for real, turned this into a real sport??? What is next, ball kicking?

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[Triple A]

lol still watching...

second "slap fight" way better... guys both taking the slaps and talking trash... should have opened with this one instead of a guy getting immediately concussed

[xrodmuc316]

The only thing that would make this interesting would be if they dipped their hands in like ghost peppers then slapped them. Have their skin and eyes burning!

[xrodmuc316]

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Love that movie! I like money though :lol:

[ron the dial]

put young sheldon on power slap

[ron the dial]

somebody please slap that child

[Fignuts]

Danielson vs Bandido should have been the main event. Great match.

Darby vs KUSHIDA was good but there is literally zero reason to care about it.

I thought they were doing something with shida slowly turning on toni and saraya, but now the latter turned heel on willow and ruby? Fucking mess. I guess shida is just going to awkwardly walk away like Hobbs walked away from reigns and joe. Embarassing.

[Helmsphere]

Well if anyone could get a good match out of Danielson it would be Nash

[Mr. Nerfect]

The booking in AEW is so bad.

How do you fuck up Danielson and MJF?

[ron the dial]

have they?

[Sepholio]

Yeah. They have. We're literally watching the five labors of Jericho again.

[Sepholio]

Don't get me wrong, I know we've seen pretty much every reasonable (and a bunch of unreasonable, too) scenario played out it wrestling and so we're always gonna get repeats of the same angle. But it hasn't even been 2 years since this was pushed as their major angle at the time and now it's the focal point again. If you can't even go 2 years in your main event without doing carbon copy stories then yeah, you're doing it wrong.

It reeks of THIS WEEK BROCK LESNAR TAKES ON ROMAN REIGNS IN THEIR FIRST TIME EVER SEVENTH MATCH!!!!!! Except they send out Lesnar dressed up as Oldberg instead to try and fool you into thinking this is something fresh.

[Sepholio]

That said, at least we're getting banger matches out of it this time around thanks to the American Dragon and guys like Takeshita instead of stinkers courtesy of guys like Nick Gage, Shawn Spears and THE JUICY ONE and an aging Jericho.

[xrodmuc316]

I liked when the Cultist tried to shame Dominos Pizza because how dare they be upset at a convicted felon committing felonious assault with a pizza cutter during the ad time Dominos paid for. :rofl:

[ron the dial]

that was perfect art imo

[ron the dial]

seph i'll get back to you later. too high and on my phone

[Sepholio]

why aren't you too high on your phone with me who is also too high and on the phone? :'(

[Sepholio]

Women of Wrestling on the channel CBS MEDIA VENTURES (I've never even heard of this channel) is basically drawing the same number of views as Rampage on TBS.

Wtf....

[Sepholio]

RIP King ron. Sadly passed from being too high on the phone.

[Helmsphere]

That means I'm king now, wait I meant to say How sad.

[Mr. Nerfect]

MJF also did the same thing with Cody. This is at least the 3rd time they’ve done this.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Women of Wrestling on the channel CBS MEDIA VENTURES (I've never even heard of this channel) is basically drawing the same number of views as Rampage on TBS.

Wtf....

Lol

[xrodmuc316]

I hate Tiny Khan, wish his dad would fire him and bring in anybody else to run AEW.

[ron the dial]

seph i'll get back to you later. too high and on my phone

i ended up not caring enough :wave:

[drave]

But I care about YOU, Ron

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I hate Tiny Khan, wish his dad would fire him and bring in anybody else to run AEW.

Why are you so obsessed with hating Tiny but Vince gets a free pass? I mean...we all love the Mr. McMahon character when he was firing on all cylinders. But in reality, the man is creatively bereft, a ghoul, and he hasn't been good on TV since the attitude era. Plus, he was a shit commentator. Do you think Vince is the downtrodden underdog and that Tiny is trying to crush him? I don't get it.

[drave]

uH oH gUYs - an0tHer fED BAd cUltiST!!!




Ol Culty Bastard amirite










(okay sorry)

[xrodmuc316]

Why are you so obsessed with hating Tiny but Vince gets a free pass? I mean...we all love the Mr. McMahon character when he was firing on all cylinders. But in reality, the man is creatively bereft, a ghoul, and he hasn't been good on TV since the attitude era. Plus, he was a shit commentator. Do you think Vince is the downtrodden underdog and that Tiny is trying to crush him? I don't get it.

Who said I give Vince a pass? I literally just the other day said I hope Vince gets Boneitis! It is possible to dislike Tiny for actual reasons other than he is not Vince.

[#1-norm-fan]

uH oH gUYs - an0tHer fED BAd cUltiST!!!




Ol Culty Bastard amirite










(okay sorry)

I believe we’ve already settled on “Ol Shambly Bastard”.

[drave]

APOLOGIST CULTIST!!!1!!one!