WWE Royal Rumble 2023 Weekend Thread: Smackdown Friday, Premium Live Event Saturday

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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[Volchok]

I am so mufuggin pumped!!

[xrodmuc316]

Royal Rumble you say, that is a so MF'ing pumped from me dog.

[screech]

So motherfucking pumped! Love the Rumble

[M-A-G]

LOL, I just found out the Rumble is happening here in town. I am way out of the loop to say the least. :lol:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Despite last year’s Rumble being absolute dog shit (Hi Shane 👋 ), the Rumble is always gonna get me so motherfucking pumped

[Sepholio]

so motherfucking pumped doesn't even begin to describe how pumped I am!

[Sting Fan]

Rumble is something I normally tune in for, dont know if I will this year.

Can you even order it as a standalone show now?

[Lock Jaw]

Going to a friend's place to watch the Rumble... but he is working so we'll be starting on a bit of a delay....

[slik]

I always love the Rumble

The most consistently entertaining WWE ppv IMO

[XL]

Re-watched the 2020 Rumble Match last night as a warm up. Excellent match.

[Evil Vito]

A little pumped sounds right. I don’t watch more than choice clips here and there and so I have little to no investment in the stories.

But it’s the goddamn Rumble. It’s hard to screw those up (lol last year) but even a bad Rumble should usually have a few moments.

[#1-norm-fan]

Pretty fucking pumped to read you guys talk about it and possibly seek it out if it sounds enjoyable.

[#1-norm-fan]

I’m also in the “Fuck WWE sucking. It’s the Rumble!” boat but I watched a couple years ago and it really did put a damper on it not having a rooting interest at all. Only real draw for me outside a love for the match itself is the surprise entrants and I feel like any cool surprise entrants have been done to death or are dead.

[#1-norm-fan]

What are the odds of Austin or Rock winning?

Give me the scuttlebutt.

[M-A-G]

LMAO, "Great deal". BLOW ME!!! :lol:

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

What are the odds of Austin or Rock winning?

Give me the scuttlebutt.

Some people are speculating that the Rumble poster (seen above) is a hint at something ELECTRIFYING happening tonight

[XL]

I’m waiting for the other half of the poster to be revealed to see who everyone is facing off against…

[DAMN iNATOR]

Rumble is something I normally tune in for, dont know if I will this year.

Can you even order it as a standalone show now?

Yes. Good ol’ Comcrap is still at it, hoping people will order it through them for $44.99 (+taxes), instead of realizing that as a customer of them they can watch it on Peacock for free. :lol::rofl:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, normally I’d be in the so f’n pumped category, but something about this year’s card just feels... underwhelming to me. Don’t know if it’s the lack of current stars announced for the 2 Rumbles, or that Roman/K.O. will predictably end with Roman somehow retaining or what. I will probably tune in out of sheer boredom however.

[#1-norm-fan]

Yes. Good ol’ Comcrap is still at it, hoping people will order it through them for $44.99 (+taxes), instead of realizing that as a customer of them they can watch it on Peacock for free. :lol::rofl:

Wait, is Peacock really free with Comcast?

[Sepholio]

Wait, is Peacock really free with Comcast?

Yeah they are the same company lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Rumble has been greatly diminished. Can’t say I’ve been pumped for a Rumble in years. Doesn’t help that they do the Women’s Rumble on the same show. 2020 was a great match though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This has to be the third Roman Reigns vs. Kevin Owens match at the Rumble, right?

[#1-norm-fan]

Yeah they are the same company lol

lol I know they’re both owned by NBC but if you’re a Comcast customer, you get Peacock, and thus WWE events for free? That seems odd…

[XL]

Yeah. 3rd time for the title too. Pretty much a let’s get this out of the way match save for any Sami drama but I think that comes in the Rumble itself. I think HHH will deliver on a good Rumble Match. The rest I can probably pass on.

[xrodmuc316]

LMAO, "Great deal". BLOW ME!!! :lol:

https://i.imgur.com/UMYnSDO.jpg

I love wrestling, but that is about 10 times more than I could ever justify spending on a single event for anything sports or entertainment.

[erickman]

yeah i agree screw ticket master they made every live show go up, still floor seats for wwe's 2nd biggest show

[slik]

My Royal Rumble predictions:

Rhea
Cody (or Sami)
Roman
Bianca
Bray Wyatt

[slik]

Match order per Fightful:



Men's Rumble
Bray vs LA Knight
Bianca vs Alexa
Women's Rumble
Roman vs KO

[Lock Jaw]

Should swap the order of the men's and women's Rumble. Maybe even put the men's Rumble on after Roman cause come on, ain't nobody caring about that match more or believing that Owens is gonna win.....

[#1-norm-fan]

Lol they gotta fuck up the ring somehow, right? That’s the only excuse to have that match last.

[Evil Vito]

I love how in a world where everyone denies they’ll be in the Rumble, Matt Cardona’s openly been teasing it all day.

Nowadays, this means everyone assumes he won’t be. Which, ironically, would make it an even bigger surprise if he was.

[slik]

My Royal Rumble predictions:

Rhea
Cody (or Sami)
Roman
Bianca
Bray Wyatt


My final four predictions for the Men's Rumble:

Jey, Sami, Cody, Seth

[slik]

One wrestler expected to be in the Rumble tonight...

sigh




sHe'S nOt LiKe mOsT gIrLs!!

[xrodmuc316]

One wrestler expected to be in the Rumble tonight...

sigh




sHe'S nOt LiKe mOsT gIrLs!!



So they are still trying to get The Rock then

[xrodmuc316]

Fans are really chanting for Cody a lot on the preshow

[Sepholio]

Seph is here with pizza, liquor and weedles. WOOOOOOOOOO

[Evil Vito]

Match order per Fightful:



Men's Rumble
Bray vs LA Knight
Bianca vs Alexa
Women's Rumble
Roman vs KO



if that’s true, ugh. Very hard to have it not feel like a big anti-climax having things on after the Rumble

Would have to assume something big is going down

[Wehttam]

fucking stupid numbers being picked off the board

ball hopper or bust

[Sepholio]

I can see 3 things happening in the main event, either Rock/SCSA show up, Cody or MAYBE Bray wins the Rumble and then comes out during the main, or Roman is just straight up losing a title tonight somehow.

[slik]

Only 3 open spots for the men's rumble match


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[Evil Vito]

Only 3 open spots for the men's rumble match


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Love people bitching about them announcing too many people

Would they rather go into it with 10 spots open and then be underwhelmed when most of those spots go to Alpha Academy, Street Profits, etc

[xrodmuc316]

Wonder if Shinsuke got hurt in his match with Muta. He hasn't been around since.

[Triple A]

Royal Rumble baby...

[Triple A]

Anyone eating any food...

[Sepholio]

Rumble just got a little bit fluffier

[Sepholio]

Anyone eating any food...

made a home made pizza, mozzarella and onion jack cheese, diced tomatoes and onions with herbs for topping and then a balsamic drizzle on it

[xrodmuc316]

Booker hates the New Day still lol

[slik]

Love people bitching about them announcing too many people

Would they rather go into it with 10 spots open and then be underwhelmed when most of those spots go to Alpha Academy, Street Profits, etc

I think the final three will be (this is just me speculating based on 'stuff and things')



Wade Barrett
Pat McAfee
Matt Cardona

[Lock Jaw]

Anyone eating any food...

Gonna have pizza at friend's place..... but starting the Rumble like 30 minutes late cause he was working....

[Evil Vito]

Booker just picked Cody to win

His prediction is right every year, including picking Brock last year when he wasn’t even announced as being in the Rumble

[Evil Vito]

Already got thrown off of Peacock once. That’s not a good sign.

[erickman]

Anyone eating any food...

sweet and sour pork

[erickman]

Already got thrown off of Peacock once. That’s not a good sign.

means people are watching

[slik]

Lawler on the kick-off makes me grateful he isn't still on the RAW commentary team

[erickman]

not jeff hardy

[Triple A]

Kid Rock in the house!!

[Triple A]

Is this Kid Rock in the intro or some other guy...

[Fignuts]

Anyone eating any food...

Hell yeah got sushi

Tempura, dragon and a local special

[GD]

He's baaaaaack!

[Triple A]

men's royal rumble first?

[GD]

Michael Cole is stoked!

[Fignuts]

lol some guy wearing a syxx pac shirt

[#1-norm-fan]

Salisbury steak

[GD]

men's royal rumble first?

Si. As reported by Slikshuke Nakamura

[Triple A]

Michael Cole pissing me off

[Fignuts]

lol that stage hand just got a raise

[Jordan]

I'm here you guys!

[Jordan]

GUNTHER is ENTRANT ONE

[slik]

That is a loooooong walk to the ring

[erickman]

gunther in 1st wow

[Jordan]

I haven't watched WWE in a while, pretty excited, is Cody coming back?

[Jordan]

That is a loooooong walk to the ring


Super long

[Triple A]

strong urge to mute the commentary........... insanely annoying me

[erickman]

2 big dudes 1st

[Evil Vito]

Gunther vs Sheamus is a good time

[Jordan]

Applebee's sponsered RR that's dope.

[Sepholio]

Wish the RR was sponsored by Space Applebees but I understand why it wasn't.

[Evil Vito]

Miz being in 14 Rumbles makes sense but also seems crazy to me

[Jordan]

Hey Johnny Gargano your theme music is gay.

[slik]

I haven't watched WWE in a while, pretty excited, is Cody coming back?

yeah they announced him on tv to return tonight

[Sepholio]

Hmmmm....Wonder how Big E's recovery is coming along....

[Evil Vito]

Lol they didn’t have Xavier on the graphic with 27 guys

So only 2 surprises this year

[slik]

They gave the RR WM level camera work

[Triple A]

Wonder if Michael Cole is wearing a diaper... ramp seems 2 long to go back there to take a piss

[Triple A]

Karrion Kross seems very "not over"

[Sepholio]

just that little bit there made me feel like Kross v Gunther could be a decent match

[Sepholio]

Chad Gable here to spoil us

[Sepholio]

I dunno if u guys like cider but Angry Orchard has a baked apple pie flavor now in one of their variety packs and it's just the bees knees.

[Sepholio]

After that little exchange I've actually decided that Gunther v anyone would probably be a decent match. Kross has no importance after all.

[#1-norm-fan]

Either the Rumble is incredibly boring so far or you guys are underselling it. WHICH IS IT??

[slik]

Dawkins has come a long way

[slik]

Karrion Kross seems very "not over"

karrion crickets

[Sepholio]

Oh shit time to clear the ring

[#1-norm-fan]

A lot of simple statements of fact and no all caps mark outs. The end is definitely nigh.

[erickman]

brock vs gunther

[Sepholio]

holy shit gunther looks way more impressive standing next to Lesnar. Never get the feeling of how big he really is usually.

[Triple A]

Gargano in the ring with Lesnar, Gunther, Sheamus, McIntyre and Lashley...

[Sepholio]

HOLY SHIT

[Sepholio]

Did not see that happening so fast

[slik]

Lashley eliminating Brock was good

[Sepholio]

Lesnar v Lashley II at Mania

I'm down.

[Evil Vito]

Lesnar works less than 3 minutes? Great work if you can get it.

[Sepholio]

Corbin gets to be the guy hiding outside for half the match this year

[erickman]

poor corbin

[Sepholio]

SATURDAY NIGHT ROLLINS

[#1-norm-fan]

Gargano in the ring with Lesnar, Gunther, Sheamus, McIntyre and Lashley...

Alright, hoss battle. Redeemed a little.

[Sepholio]

poor corbin

[Sepholio]

Otis with the spinning ham fist

[Sepholio]

damn Lashley and Lesnar both having a short nights work.

[Evil Vito]

Dom vs Rey at Mania will genuinely be fun to watch

[Fignuts]

Ahahaha dom chucking that kid's mask

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, didn’t Otis win Money in the Bank early on in the pandemic? What ever happened with that? Seems like it just kinda went away. Did they just pretend it didn’t happen? Did he cash in? Is Otis a former WWE World Universal Heavyweight Undisputed champion and I’m not aware?

[Fignuts]

Wait, didn’t Otis win Money in the Bank early on in the pandemic? What ever happened with that? Seems like it just kinda went away. Did they just pretend it didn’t happen? Did he cash in? Is Otis a former WWE World Universal Heavyweight Undisputed champion and I’m not aware?

I think he lost it to the miz or something

[Sepholio]

Seph walks with Elias

[GD]

Some of these entrance themes are unrecognizable.

[Sepholio]

it baffles me that Elias isn't a top guy. Just look at him. They could get him beyond over.

[Evil Vito]

Elias has gotta be on the shortlist for future endeavors, Triple H clearly has nothing for him

[Sepholio]

Feel like Edge is going to be coming out soon, maybe next.

[Triple A]

I like McAfee's Philly accent, 1 of the funniest accents

[erickman]

gunther and shamas still in

[Sepholio]

Dom is really good at selling. Really really good. He has this kind of swagger when he sells that makes it all look like a real reaction. Props to him.

[erickman]

king booker

[GD]

Booker T looking real jacked baby!

[GD]

Bookend!

[Sepholio]

wow bookers hair is super long

[GD]

Spinaroni!

[Triple A]

Lots of boring guys in the ring tbh!!! (other than Gunther)

[Evil Vito]

I honestly thought it was a lock that Cody would be one of the first two out to get his full entrance and an iron man run

As it is he’ll get to win doing relatively little

[Sepholio]

Feel like Edge is going to be coming out soon, maybe next.

[GD]

EDGE!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

I think he lost it to the miz or something

Fucking copouts. :nono:

[Sepholio]

I honestly thought it was a lock that Cody would be one of the first two out to get his full entrance and an iron man run

As it is he’ll get to win doing relatively little

makes sense as he may not be fully healed. Light work, 2+ months to get better before Mania.

[Triple A]

worried fans will boo Cody Rhodes if he wins after like Sami Zayn is eliminated...

[Sepholio]

so is that it for surprises?

[Sepholio]

Was secretly hoping for Orton. I take it Riddle is still on punishment too.

[Sepholio]

Edge/Beth v Dom/Rhea for Mania confirmed.

[Sepholio]

Theres been far worse mixed tag matches at Mania tbh

[Fignuts]

Beth phoenix stopping by the royal rumble on her way to fury road.

[Triple A]

Who's left?

Cody, Zayn? who are the other 2

[Sepholio]

imagine if Omos actually won....that's how you know Vince is back.

[#1-norm-fan]

Is recently re-signed hoss Braun Strow Man in this thing?

[Sepholio]

Who's left?

Cody, Zayn? who are the other 2

AJ maybe?

[Evil Vito]

4 entrants left: Cody, Ricochet, Braun, Madcap Moss

All were announced

[Sepholio]

Ricochet has to be one left

[Sepholio]

Vito got it

[Triple A]

Ricochet?

[Evil Vito]

They might have to make Cody #30 to avoid boos when people realize Sami isn’t in

[Sepholio]

hmmmm....wonder why AJ nor either Gallow/Anderson were in....feels like this is a year they could really used the 40 man rumble tbh. Just shorten the time between entrants and move up the amount. There are more than enough bodies to justify it.

[Sepholio]

What if they have a surprise #31!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

They might have to make Cody #30 to avoid boos when people realize Sami isn’t in

I think you’d want a heel at 30 to take advantage of the boos. That seems ripe for an unwanted mixed reaction.

[Triple A]

Any1 hear a loud ass droning sound... sounds like an industrial air conditioner is next to a mic

[Evil Vito]

I think you’d want a heel at 30 to take advantage of the boos. That seems ripe for an unwanted mixed reaction.

Was a huge wasted chance to not have Bad News Barrett do that in 2014

[#1-norm-fan]

What if they have a surprise #31!!!

OMG 3:16 STARTS WITH THE NUMBER 31!!!!

[Bad News Gertner]

I'm not finding the camera cuts to be as irritating.

[Sepholio]

Braun and Ricochet are pretty much a complete tag team if you think about it. They have like every achetype/role covered and pretty much any move is potentially in their arsenal. They should push them.

[Triple A]

Any1 hear a loud ass droning sound... sounds like an industrial air conditioner is next to a mic

am I the only 1... so loud... wtf

[Sepholio]

Any1 hear a loud ass droning sound... sounds like an industrial air conditioner is next to a mic

Seph hears it and thought it was because he was wasted. Thanks for confirming I wasn't trippin dawg.

[Sepholio]

Sounds like an airplane flying overhead. It's not consistently the same volume, it kinda ebbs and flows.

[GD]

Fucking Logan Paul!

[Sepholio]

Wait....Rey is still in this right? Or are they replacing him with Paul for a total of 31 entrances, with Cody being 31?

[Evil Vito]

Ok wasn’t expecting Logan in, that’s cool. He’s punchable.

Madcap gets to bang Emma so he’ll be just fine

[Evil Vito]

Wait....Rey is still in this right? Or are they replacing him with Paul for a total of 31 entrances, with Cody being 31?

Dom still being in makes me assume Rey is still coming out later to take him out

[#1-norm-fan]

Lol If they just have 31 guys and don’t even mention it.

[Sepholio]

so fuck madcap and Rey is still in?

[Jordan]

It's CODY

[Sepholio]

wow nice scar

[Evil Vito]

ADRENALINE

IN MY SOUL

THE WINNER OF THE MATCH IS CODY RHODES

[Sepholio]

Cody should have had that neck tat surgically removed while he was out

[Evil Vito]

Well….so much for Rey coming back out

[Triple A]

Logan Paul and Ricochet spot was cool

[Jordan]

I haven't been posting because I've been enjoying the match so much. It's been nothing but good stuff.

[Sepholio]

Logan Paul is a fucking star

[Jordan]

Holy GOD that was such a cool spot

[Evil Vito]

Logan Paul is a fuckhead. But he was born to do this shit.

[erickman]

Logan Paul and Ricochet spot was cool

that will be in the highlights for years.

[Jordan]

Great final four

[Triple A]

Who eliminated Logan Paul? missed that

[Sepholio]

lol best stomp ever

[Sepholio]

Who eliminated Logan Paul? missed that

wtf same, maybe he rolled out?

[Sepholio]

nice Gunther with the RR "iron man" record now.

[erickman]

gunther the new iron man

[Evil Vito]

WALTER breaking the Rumble longevity record, just as we all predicted 5 years ago

[Jordan]

THE FIRST AND LAST

[Triple A]

pec is mad red...

[Sepholio]

fuck i hope cody didnt blow his pec again and thats just from the chops

[Triple A]

ouch

[Jordan]

Oh god are they fucking with us right now ... Worried about CODY

[#1-norm-fan]

I know starpower in general is lacking in wrestling but even compared to this, the women’s rumble seems like it’s just gonna be a bunch of Otises.

[#1-norm-fan]

fuck i hope cody didnt blow his pec again and thats just from the chops

Lol Jesus, don’t chop a mans newly re-attached pec.

[Sepholio]

this is the shit

[DaveWadding]

Adrenaline in my soul

No one more generic than CAWdy Rhodes

[Sepholio]

Awesome rumble match

[Evil Vito]

That was awesome. Great for Cody.

[Triple A]

lol worried about his pec... looks fucked up

[DaveWadding]

Adrenaline in my soul

94 Lex Luger or Cody Rhodes?

[Bad News Gertner]

Gunther is fantastic. My God.

[#1-norm-fan]

AEW wins the Rumble. Nice.

[Jordan]

I am gonna throw up if Walter tore Cody's pec lol but I think it's just a flesh wound.

[Evil Vito]

I think Roman’s gonna be forced to defend the belts separately at Mania

Loses the WWE Title to Cody, beats Rock or Austin to retain the Universal

Cody gets his moment and gets to be the one to finally pin Roman, but Roman still keeps his 2.5 year Universal Title run going

[Jordan]

Great Rumble that relied on logic and just kept the energy up the whole time. Great match.

[Fignuts]

That was a really good rumble.

Proof you don't need to rely on surprise entrants

[slik]

That was fun

1/1 for predictions so far

[erickman]

all downhill now

[Evil Vito]

There’s no way they don’t have something major planned for the main because otherwise the rest of the show will feel like an anticlimax following that belter of a Rumble

[Triple A]

Thought that Rumble was kinda boring honestly for like the first 50 mins... looking on Twitter and a bunch of people calling it one of the best Rumbles of all time...

Gunther was amazing though.

[Evil Vito]

Even tho Cody winning was the right call, if Gunther had won after all of that it would’ve been fully justified. That guy rules.

[erickman]

Thought that Rumble was kinda boring honestly for like the first 50 mins... looking on Twitter and a bunch of people calling it one of the best Rumbles of all time...

Gunther was amazing though.

he was made tonight

[slik]

I know it's not quite as big as they prefer but I wish they'd give The Alamodome a WrestleMania - it is ALWAYS a great host for the RR

[#1-norm-fan]

I think Roman’s gonna be forced to defend the belts separately at Mania

Loses the WWE Title to Cody, beats Rock or Austin to retain the Universal

Cody gets his moment and gets to be the one to finally pin Roman, but Roman still keeps his 2.5 year Universal Title run going

I can see them taking that way out but man, that would take a lot of the wind out of the sails for the eventual de-throning of the final boss that they’ve built up. They really should go all or nothing. Kinda cheapens it if someone finally overcomes him but it isn’t “THE moment” only because the guy went for the wrong title.

[Evil Vito]

When Cody takes the WWE Title off of Roman, Gunther should be the one to eventually take it off of Cody. Absolutely future world champion material.

[#1-norm-fan]

Can Gunther cut a promo at all?

[erickman]

let's see what LA knight can do

[Fignuts]

lol the mountain dew logos just killing the atmosphere here

[slik]

Did Ronda do Bray's makeup

[Triple A]

oh no @ this...

[erickman]

strobe light match

[Fignuts]

Ahahahahaha

So fucking dumb

[Triple A]

@ every Bray Wyatt match

[#1-norm-fan]

Thought that Rumble was kinda boring honestly for like the first 50 mins... looking on Twitter and a bunch of people calling it one of the best Rumbles of all time…

That seems to happen every year except that year Reigns won and Danielson wasn’t in it. Then ever one said it was the worst. Recency bias is strong even with cynical wrestling fans.

[DaveWadding]

What exactly is this?

[erickman]

@ every Bray Wyatt match

ready to hear what jim cornet has to say about this

[Evil Vito]

Love to color-coordinate my gear for a blood feud to promote a soft drink brand.

[Fignuts]

Pfffffft announce table filled with green skittles

Im fucking dying here

[Ben Rodrigues]

This is some dumb shit.

[Fignuts]

This is dumber than judy bagwell on a pole

[Evil Vito]

Can Gunther cut a promo at all?

Seemed passable from the last thing I saw but he tends to talk pretty straight to the point. Can’t really imagine him doing a 10 minute promo.

Then again, Roman doesn’t say much in his promos either. Heyman does 95% of the talking.

[slik]

that made me think of blacklight mini golf

[Fignuts]

Lat least it was short

[Ben Rodrigues]

"1st ever Mountain Dew Pitch Black match". I suspect this match will end Bray's feuds moving forward.

[Evil Vito]

Bray Wyatt return has been absolutely terrible from everything I’ve seen. And people were begging for him to return for over a year. Be careful what you wish for.

[Triple A]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FukINT3OgzM/maxresdefault.jpg

Mtn Dew Pitch Black Sodas Chugged Simultaneously in Pitch Black Darkness!!!

[erickman]

Bray Wyatt return has been absolutely terrible from everything I’ve seen. And people were begging for him to return for over a year. Be careful what you wish for.

and poor LA knight pays

[Vastardikai]

Worst. Rave. Ever.

[slik]

Bray is always great until he has to eventually wrestle...

[Sepholio]

I hope you all choke

[Fignuts]

I hope you all choke

...

ON MOUNTAIN DEW PITCH BLACK!

IN STORES NOW!

[#1-norm-fan]

Seemed passable from the last thing I saw but he tends to talk pretty straight to the point. Can’t really imagine him doing a 10 minute promo.

Then again, Roman doesn’t say much in his promos either. Heyman does 95% of the talking.

Yeah as a heel, fuck it. Give him a manager and have him stand there looking menacing. I was just wondering if he could work as a face.

[slik]

Alexa Bliss is not scary, they need to stop with this narrative lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Bray is always great until he has to eventually wrestle...

Matches taking place in multiple time periods inside John Cena’s head ONLY.

[Ben Rodrigues]

Where is Shawn Michaels?

[Sepholio]

Matches taking place in multiple time periods inside John Cena’s head ONLY.

weird how we cant see John Cena but we can see inside John Cena

[slik]

Bianca is doing the best she can to carry Alexa in this match but even she can't work miracles....

[#1-norm-fan]

Where is Shawn Michaels?

Backstage. Watching two monitors on opposite sides of the room at the same time.

[Evil Vito]

Imagine having a childhood celebrity crush and then marrying them. That’s pretty much what Alexa did with Ryan Cabrera, lame a crush as it may be. Props.

[Ben Rodrigues]

That's so Shawn Michaels.

[Fignuts]

So slow and choreographed looking

[Fignuts]

Where is dump matsumoto?

[slik]

ok...