aew dynamite scissor me daddy 2/15/23

[rez]

:shifty:

[rez]

RIP Jerry Jarrett

[Jordan]

This match sucks!

[Jordan]

I wish I could watch two more hours of slap fighting instead of AEW

[rez]

pretty dumb match to have considering the fact

[Triple A]

Watching.......

[Triple A]

Don't care about this match at all

[Triple A]

Feel like Dynamite has been in Texas for the past 6 weeks

[Triple A]

This feels more like a 9:20 "low point of the show" match

[rez]

A Jerry tribute would have been better to start the show but maybe JJ just wanted the show to go on normal.. eh whatever. shrug

[erickman]

A Jerry tribute would have been better to start the show but maybe JJ just wanted the show to go on normal.. eh whatever. shrug

hope we get old style Memphis matches tonight

[Triple A]

Following things up with a Preston Vance match...

[Sepholio]

Somethings wrong. No ones bleeding yet.

[rez]

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/CMgAAOSwZQVjyYCC/s-l640.jpg

[Triple A]

Show seems "pointless" so far... like an AEW Dark

[Sepholio]

TK read my post and told them it was time to blade.

[Sepholio]

Butcher and Blade that is.

[rez]

highlight of the night! Butcher/Blade sighting.

[rez]

I might eventually add the card pictures to the thread but this show isn't worth it right now.

[ron the dial]

wardlow can't talk for shit in any setting. boring.

[slik]

another week another moxley blade job

[ron the dial]

bro you can't even hook me with a dead dad story and i can relate

[slik]

wardlow looks more attractive with this new haircut

[ron the dial]

another week another moxley blade job

I want a % of matches he has bled in since leaving wwe

[rez]

with all due respect, Wardlow.... it's not like you had some long flowing locks that he cut off.

[slik]

this week feels like a jobber card so far

[slik]

I want a % of matches he has bled in since leaving wwe

I wish STD was here so he could calculate and share

[Sepholio]

It sucks that it took Jay dying to get The Briscoe name on AEW TV. Glad Marks getting his shot but he should have been here with his brother a long ass time ago.

Also has Josh Woods ever been on AEW before or is this a BIG DEBUT?

[rez]

oh wait, WB: Discovery is allowing Briscoe post celebration of life???

[erickman]

good to see mark birscoe on tv

[Sepholio]

damn that swinging neckbreaker or w/e off the apron was nasty

[erickman]

these ads are killing me

[slik]

what did everyone eat for dinner

[Triple A]

Every match really long

[Triple A]

what did everyone eat for dinner

Pizza

1x slice: BIG PAULIE’S MARGHERITA
Fresh Mozz, Tomato Sauce, Pecorino Romano, Fresh RAZOR CUT Garlic, Parmigiano-Reggiano, Black Pepper, EV Olive Oil & Fresh Basil

1x slice: La Forestière
Gruyère, Herbed Mushrooms, Balsamic Onions, Pecorino Romano, Parmigiano-Reggiano & Black Pepper

[Sepholio]

what did everyone eat for dinner

Well we were having Macaroni, chicken fingers and broccoli for the kids tonight but my wife butchered it with way too much salt so I ended up going to lil skeezers for some cheap pizza to make the heathens happy instead. Terrible dinner situation all the way around tonight.

Wife super pissed at me now too for giving her grief over how much salt she added via not paying attention to what she was doing. But damn I took one bite and immediately walked my plate back to the kitchen out of fear for the well being of my heart. Then I went and took her plate away from her lmao shes on blood thinners and shit, she doesn't need all that sodium. She was not amused when I took hers away and said she wasn't eating it LOL. Shes on hunger strike now and wouldn't eat the pizza we got and is in bed pouting now. It's kinda funny in a way.

[rez]

what did everyone eat for dinner

KFC wings because they're getting rid of them, nashville hot sauce, and popcorn chicken :rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Sepholio]

Pizza

1x slice: BIG PAULIE’S MARGHERITA
Fresh Mozz, Tomato Sauce, Pecorino Romano, Fresh RAZOR CUT Garlic, Parmigiano-Reggiano, Black Pepper, EV Olive Oil & Fresh Basil

1x slice: La Forestière
Gruyère, Herbed Mushrooms, Balsamic Onions, Pecorino Romano, Parmigiano-Reggiano & Black Pepper

yo where is this from because I absolutely need both of those in my life next time I'm up that way. The second one sounds AMAZING.

[Sepholio]

Triple A got me wanting to drive to Yonkers just for pizza this summer now >_<

[erickman]

ads during an mjf entrance pissed

[rez]

Pizza

1x slice: BIG PAULIE’S MARGHERITA
Fresh Mozz, Tomato Sauce, Pecorino Romano, Fresh RAZOR CUT Garlic, Parmigiano-Reggiano, Black Pepper, EV Olive Oil & Fresh Basil

1x slice: La Forestière
Gruyère, Herbed Mushrooms, Balsamic Onions, Pecorino Romano, Parmigiano-Reggiano & Black Pepper

first slice sounds heavenly. second...mushrooms don't belong on pizza.

[slik]

i had nuggets

https://www.kroger.com/product/images/large/front/0006456345005

[Triple A]

yo where is this from because I absolutely need both of those in my life next time I'm up that way. The second one sounds AMAZING.

Andrew Bellucci's Pizzeria in Queens, NY
https://www.yelp.com/biz/andrew-belluccis-pizzeria-astoria-4
https://andrewbelluccispizzeria.com

Every1 seems to love it here but I think it's just "pretty good"... just decided to grab a couple of slices on the way home !

[slik]

they were actually good btw

[Triple A]

second...mushrooms don't belong on pizza.

Andrew B.
Business Owner
2/1/2023
your entitled to your opinion. We work hard at what we do and we welcome the input, but your opinion is in the minority. Thanks for stopping by

[Sepholio]

such disrespect for the champ.

D Bry gonna beat him and be the corporate champ. Sucks.

[slik]

https://i.postimg.cc/qqX4JJ3R/Fo0mf-Gl-Xg-Akx-E4n.jpg


they look better together than adam cole and britt IMO...

[Sepholio]

...mushrooms don't belong on pizza.

You are lucky I hate handing out red dots because this is worthy of a neg rep campaign. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[ron the dial]

dick in the dirt he says!

[erickman]

dick in the dirt he says!

all righty then

[ron the dial]

wrap it up chris

[slik]

chris daniels was never a promo guy for a reason

[rez]

You are lucky I hate handing out red dots because this is worthy of a neg rep campaign. You should be ashamed of yourself.

whatever. it's true

[rez]

chris daniels was never a promo guy for a reason

he was alright when he trolled Styles ;)

[ron the dial]

swolverine

[slik]

what happen to the lance archer

[slik]

where he at

[ron the dial]

I'll never get over it

[Triple A]

Let`s go Brian Cage

[slik]

wish jake the snake would attack jungle boy with a cobra like he did macho man

'whose lord of the jungle now'

[Supreme Olajuwon]

first slice sounds heavenly. second...mushrooms don't belong on pizza.

Have you tried eating one of the mushrooms that kills you?

I’m not saying you’d like it, but the rest of us would.

[Triple A]

What's the main event 2night

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hey guys got here late! Long day at work. What’d I miss?

[Triple A]

Hey guys got here late! Long day at work. What’d I miss?

Not good so far...

[ron the dial]

Hey guys got here late! Long day at work. What’d I miss?

missed first 15 min
blood
Briscoe
something else?
I dunno I haven't retained much of this ep it is boring

[ron the dial]

jungle child v mohawk

[slik]

aew should have a LEGENDS vs NEW GENERATION match at REVOLUTION

Arn Anderson
Jake The Snake
Luther

vs

Action Andretti
Brody King
Jungle Boy

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Crowd noise seems muted? Kinda got like a large arena echo

But we know AEW doesn’t do large arenas so…

[slik]

What's the main event 2night

britt baker vs ruby soho vs toni storm I think

[Triple A]

Crowd noise seems muted? Kinda got like a large arena echo

But we know AEW doesn’t do large arenas so…

It sounds like there are like 200 people in the arena, very quiet... This is prob the loudest they've been so far

[rez]

Have you tried eating one of the mushrooms that kills you?

I’m not saying you’d like it, but the rest of us would.

*eats it* not bad, actually

x-(

thanks, world

[xrodmuc316]

Did Jungle Boy just kick out of an F5?!? Way to protect the business boys.

[slik]

thinking about a 20 min Luther vs Brody King match r/n

[ron the dial]

thinking about a 20 min Luther vs Brody King match r/n

would you stop it

[xrodmuc316]

britt baker vs ruby soho vs toni storm I think

And T.Strom

[ron the dial]

for pete's sake

[xrodmuc316]

Peep Time!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Seriously sounds like I’m watching Impact with this crowd audio. Really distracting.

[rez]

Has it really been months? Not long enough

[ron the dial]

Peep Time!

for peep's sake

[ron the dial]

DAMMIT HE DID IT ALREADY

[ron the dial]

iam not deleting I am on my damn phone

[xrodmuc316]

for peep's sake

:rofl:

[rez]

xrod at a loss of what to post since the thread is mostly negative for the product tonight :o

[ron the dial]

wait did YOU delete your's??? I am too high for this

[ron the dial]

xrod you beat me to the peeps sake joke and now you're making me look crazy in here

[xrodmuc316]

xrod at a loss of what to post since the thread is mostly negative for the product tonight :o

They have had some dumb stuff, like why is Kip Sabian attacking Hangman backstage? That is something for a hot fued, not because they got matched this week by Tony's match randomizer.

[xrodmuc316]

xrod you beat me to the peeps sake joke and now you're making me look crazy in here

Technically you beat me to it, so I bowed out. Fair is Fair!

[ron the dial]

alright boys nothing see on page 3 so far :cool:

[ron the dial]

oh a balls joke hahahahahahahaha

[rez]

can the goddamn aew game come out already so i can relive these backstage basketball shoots over and over again

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Haven’t heard “nards” in probably 15 years

[ron the dial]

wolfman's got nards!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Kip looks cute in that hat

[xrodmuc316]

God has there ever been a single episode since Rampage debuted that didnt have a match setup by a random interview being interrupted for no reason on Dynamite?

[Sepholio]

Have you tried eating one of the mushrooms that kills you?

I’m not saying you’d like it, but the rest of us would.

I'm pretty sure he's eaten some kind of mushrooms because he's trippin.

[xrodmuc316]

I am just gonna say it, Penelope Ford has weird taste in men.

[slik]

I wonder if Penelope Ford and Scarlett Bordeaux would be a good tag team

[ron the dial]

I am just gonna say it, Penelope Ford has weird taste in men.

what would you consider not weird? ship her with someone for us.

[slik]

fire ant bay bay


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[rez]

I am just gonna say it, Penelope Ford has weird taste in men.

It's a mental illness, guy. DanHausen's gal, Lil Dicky's gal he had in his music videos he was dating, the girls I pulled in the past.

[rez]

Kip is a pretty good lookin guy tho

[slik]

remember when chavo had his horsey

[slik]

can't remember horse's name tho

[slik]

kerwin white gimmick too

[rez]

Is Eddie Kingston still alive?

[slik]

a lot of really powerful chavo guerrero memories and moments in this thread tonight

[rez]

can't remember horse's name tho

Pepe

[slik]

Is Eddie Kingston still alive?

he's very much in the doghouse with the nuclear heatz at the moment I'm afraid

[ron the dial]

feckin Dark order

[slik]

john silver vs claudio plz

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dark Order very cringe without handsome Stu

[slik]

did evil uno use to have a 'totally different voice'

[ron the dial]

did evil uno use to have a 'totally different voice'

nah he was just trying to sound extra serious here I think

[Sepholio]

Jericho looks a lot younger tonight. No way Id guess he was in his 50s there.

[ron the dial]

this fuckin hat bullshit...

[ron the dial]

vert vixen! nice.

[slik]

Daniel Garcia saying he will EXPOSE Ricky Starks

Take my money TK

[slik]

Swerve Strickland is feuding with Dustin Rhodes since when

[Sepholio]

Paying off the Gunns/Acclaimed in a fatal 4 way tag match seems very lame and Vincish.

[slik]

literally chuckled outloud at Moxley vs Evil Uno

[rez]

Jericho looks a lot younger tonight. No way Id guess he was in his 50s there.

Yep. He's lookin good. Anyone have any Jericho Cruise footage? Didn't he team with DanH?

[Sepholio]

Yep. He's lookin good. Anyone have any Jericho Cruise footage? Didn't he team with DanH?

Yeah he did, dressed like Danhausen too and even wore the face paint. I don't have the footage on hand atm but I have seen some of it and I liked what I saw. But I am a huge markhausen.

[slik]

hey we should all get poopfromweiner dude to watch Dynamite next week and then everyone in the thread acts like Evil Uno vs Moxley is the hottest feud of 2023 in all their posts

[rez]

The Jericho Cruise must meet up with Scientology in the sea. He's on the Tom Cruise essence.

[slik]

no hook, no ratings

[rez]

Vince Russo written shit

[slik]

just realized revolution is in like 2 weeks

[Triple A]

Damn fell asleep during Kip Sabian match...... woke up extremely disoriented!!

[Triple A]

This crowd is fucked

[slik]

alright...

[slik]

most boring ep I can recall

[rez]

drama in the slap house

[xrodmuc316]

Slap Fight doesnt even have slaps now, just people playing tug of war with a mattress lol

[Triple A]

Intriguing storylines on tonight's Power Slap

[screech]

wardlow can't talk for shit in any setting. boring.

Just read some of the r/SquaredCircle thread on this segment and they loved it.

To each their own but that was not great.

[Sepholio]

Wardlow just needs a mouthpiece. Maybe stick Jake The Snake with him and have him go all monster mode again. I dunno. There has to be someone.

[Sting Fan]

Tired, been a long day. Skipped a lot of the show tonight.

Kip Sabian makes me want to change the channel. I was quite into the womans division 3-4 weeks ago, now I couldnt care less tbh. This whole angle going on there seems weird and convoluted. Hayter got so over just smashing people, it wasnt a hard story to continue.

I hope Sting and Darby win there way into the Tag Match and win the belts.

What belt are they going to give JB. I really rate the guy but I dont see what he wins right now that matters. To over for OCs belt, not in the Joe mix and nowhere near WHC. Just kinda weird to me.

I'm also over Danielson vs. MJF. Maybe I'm just too tired for wrestling tonight.

[Evil Vito]

Feel like most Dynamites this year have had a similar vibe to them. Personally I've really dug most of what I've been seeing as far as in-ring stuff. But they don't exactly have me excited for Revolution. It's still a step up from the Full Gear build which was objectively bad. But a lot of the stuff on Dynamite seems just....there.

Khan obviously writes his PPV cards out months in advance and that's fine, but he really seems to struggle with stringing the stories from one PPV to the next in a cohesive way.

The PPV itself I have no doubt will be good. Really enjoyed all of AEW's PPVs and until they have a clunker I don't see myself not ordering them. I sense a pretty good chunk of the fanbase is in a similar boat. But that doesn't mean Khan should rely on a choppy build every time.

[Evil Vito]

Even Danielson vs. MJF, I've loved seeing Danielson have banger after banger as part of this gauntlet. But it's like the 4th or 5th time MJF's run this gauntlet gimmick.

Usually the gauntlet results in the face getting their comeuppance over MJF. But you already know it's not gonna happen here, and there will be an hour long match before we reach that inevitable conclusion.

[Evil Vito]

I don't know what's actually happening with MJF's deal. I know some people think he quietly signed an extension and is now just playing up the bidding war of 2024 for angle purposes. But whether he's leaving or not is pretty moot as far as this angle goes. "I'm leaving with the title in 2024" is very much a talking point in his current reign.

For that reason, it's tough to imagine him losing the belt until we get closer to the end of the year. So no matter who he's programming with for Double or Nothing or All Out, they're gonna have a tough time getting people to suspend disbelief that he'll actually drop the strap any earlier. Fall is probably the earliest it would feel remotely believable.

[ron the dial]

wait hold up there are only 2 more dynamites until revolution??? oof.

[ron the dial]

like everything feels so scatterbrained and unfocused. i joke (mostly) about cokehead TK, but that's legit the energy his booking gives off.

[weather vane]

https://i.postimg.cc/qqX4JJ3R/Fo0mf-Gl-Xg-Akx-E4n.jpg


they look better together than adam cole and britt IMO...

lolllllll

[Mr. Nerfect]

People are finally realizing what I’ve been saying since the start.

[ron the dial]

congratulations

[Mr. Nerfect]

No, the congratulations should be reversed.

[ron the dial]

nah i'm good i've enjoyed the ride but thanks :y:

[Mr. Nerfect]

824k. Looks like viewers are catching on to it too.

[Mr. Nerfect]

At least Mox vs. Evil Uno next week should plug the hole. :lol:

[Sting Fan]

Tired, been a long day. Skipped a lot of the show tonight.

Kip Sabian makes me want to change the channel. I was quite into the womans division 3-4 weeks ago, now I couldnt care less tbh. This whole angle going on there seems weird and convoluted. Hayter got so over just smashing people, it wasnt a hard story to continue.

I hope Sting and Darby win there way into the Tag Match and win the belts.

What belt are they going to give JB. I really rate the guy but I dont see what he wins right now that matters. To over for OCs belt, not in the Joe mix and nowhere near WHC. Just kinda weird to me.

I'm also over Danielson vs. MJF. Maybe I'm just too tired for wrestling tonight.

I watched it again today and felt better about it but it was still an average show by AEW standards.

I am too hoping the "Im leaving with the belt in 2024" MJF angle comes at us post this feud. Maybe its too early but he could start dropping hints and get a few people antsy.

Would be very cool to see him win a match to retain the title heading into his "contract expiry" and disappear. I loved the CM Punk leaves and return with the belt angle but play it out over a longer period.