Dumb ChatGPT Wrestling Scenarios

[Evil Vito]

Somewhat inspired by the "what if" thread, but with a more lighthearted tone. ChatGPT has been gaining steam the last few months, since you can put in any dumb prompt or hypothetical scenario imaginable and it'll put out a transcript for you.

So I'm just started a thread for people to share whatever dumb wrestling-related stuff they've created on the chat bot.

Starting with a serious request that then took a turn and led to me following it up with a silly request.....

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It is 2005, and the ECW One Night Stand 2005 PPV was a critically acclaimed success. Inspired by this success, Vince McMahon decides to hold another PPV nostalgia show for the other major company he bought out - WCW.

Please generate a 7-match card for WCW One Night Stand 2005, including the winner of each match. Please also include anybody else appearing on the show in a non-wrestling capacity, and any special segments that happen on the show.

Sure, here is one possible card for WCW One Night Stand 2005:

1. Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon - Winner: Rey Mysterio Jr.

2. Cruiserweight Battle Royal featuring former WCW Cruiserweight Champions: Juventud Guerrera, Chris Jericho, Billy Kidman, Dean Malenko, Eddie Guerrero, and Shane Helms - Winner: Chris Jericho

3. Diamond Dallas Page vs. Sting - Winner: Diamond Dallas Page

4. Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) vs. The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Hall) - Winners: Harlem Heat

5. Chris Benoit vs. Bret Hart - Winner: Bret Hart

6. Hollywood Hogan vs. Ric Flair - Winner: Ric Flair

7. Goldberg vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin - Winner: Goldberg


Non-wrestling appearances:

Eric Bischoff as the show's host

Mean Gene Okerlund as the backstage interviewer

The Four Horsemen (Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, Barry Windham, and JJ Dillon) make a special appearance

Dusty Rhodes as the guest commentator for the main event


Special segments:

A tribute video package is played for the late WCW commentator, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

After his match with Sting, Diamond Dallas Page cuts a promo about the importance of WCW and the legacy it left behind

Chris Benoit and Bret Hart embrace after their match in a show of mutual respect for their past battles in WCW

Goldberg and Stone Cold Steve Austin have a staredown before their match, hyping up the crowd for what many consider a dream match come to life.

Given that Sting and Nash were in TNA at the time and neither Hart nor Austin would've been cleared to compete, I asked for a new match listing noting that those 4 were unavailable to compete.

Sure, here is a revised match listing for WCW One Night Stand 2005 considering the noted limitations:

1. Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Ultimo Dragon - Winner: Rey Mysterio Jr.

2. Cruiserweight Battle Royal featuring former WCW Cruiserweight Champions: Juventud Guerrera, Chris Jericho, Billy Kidman, Dean Malenko, Psychosis, and Shane Helms - Winner: Chris Jericho

3. Diamond Dallas Page vs. Booker T - Winner: Booker T

4. Harlem Heat (Stevie Ray and Ahmed Johnson) vs. The Natural Born Thrillers (Shawn Stasiak and Chuck Palumbo) - Winners: Harlem Heat

5. Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero - Winner: Eddie Guerrero

6. Hollywood Hogan vs. Ric Flair - Winner: Ric Flair

7. Goldberg vs. Scott Hall - Winner: Goldberg

Actually kinda impressive that it looked at the card and decided replacing Eddie in the battle royal made sense, as was re-assigning Hall and Booker to singles matches when their original matches got cancelled. Of course, it also seemed to remember Stevie Ray was on the original card and unbooked so it gave us an absolute eyesore of a tag match.

But....of course, the funniest part of the original card was the tribute to Heenan who wasn't dead yet. So I had to do one more prompt.....


Please generate a script for the Bobby "The Brain" Heenan segment. The script should include Heenan walking out and cutting a promo where he's angry that the powers that be thought he was dead.

[The screen fades to black, and then fades back in to the arena, where Eric Bischoff stands in the ring with a microphone.]

Eric Bischoff: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the greatest commentator in the history of professional wrestling... Bobby "The Brain" Heenan!

[The crowd erupts in applause as "Jive Soul Bro" by Slick plays over the sound system. Bobby "The Brain" Heenan walks out to the stage to a standing ovation. Heenan is dressed in a suit, with a mic in his hand. He walks down the ramp and enters the ring, where Bischoff hands him the microphone.]

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: Thank you, thank you very much. It's great to be here tonight in the city that WCW made famous. [The crowd cheers.] But you know what's not great? The fact that I'm standing here today, and apparently, some people thought I was dead.

[The crowd boos and jeers.]

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: That's right, you heard me. Apparently, some people in the industry thought that I had passed away. But I want to set the record straight right now. I am alive and well, and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon.

[The crowd cheers.]

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: You see, I may have been out of the spotlight for a while, but I've been watching. I've been watching everything that's been happening in this business, and I've got to say, I'm not impressed.

[The crowd boos.]

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: That's right, I said it. I'm not impressed. I see a lot of guys out there who call themselves wrestlers, but they don't know the first thing about entertaining the fans. They don't know the first thing about putting on a show.

[The crowd starts to chant "We Want Bobby!"]

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: I appreciate the sentiment, folks, I really do. But I'm not here to make a comeback. I'm not here to step back into the ring. No, I'm here to set things straight. I'm here to remind everybody what this business is all about. It's about the fans. It's about putting on a show. And it's about having fun.

[The crowd cheers.]

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan: So tonight, as we celebrate the legacy of WCW, I want to remind everybody that we're all in this together. We're all part of the same family. And no matter what anybody else says, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan will always be a part of that family.

[The crowd cheers and chants "Thank you, Brain!" as Heenan raises his arms in victory. The segment ends as Heenan exits the ring, smiling and waving to the fans.]

[Mr. Nerfect]

That’s awesome. Lol at Heenan not looking to get back in the ring in 2005 and just wanting to have fun.

I’d probably break the Cruiserweight Battle Royal up too. Could get a meatier show with Jericho doing something elsewhere. You could split Kidman and Helms into a cruiserweight match too.

[Evil Vito]

Generate a Monday Night Raw segment where John Cena issues an open challenge for the United States Championship, and it is answered by Ted Lasso. The match is an overbooked mess with multiple run-ins from other Ted Lasso characters.



Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the sixteen-time World Champion, John Cena!"

(Crowd erupts as Cena's music hits and he makes his way down to the ring)

John Cena: "Hello, Monday Night Raw! Now, as you all know, I'm the United States Champion and I'm always up for a good challenge. So tonight, I'm issuing an open challenge for my title. Anybody in that locker room can come out here and try to take it from me."

(Crowd cheers in anticipation)

John Cena: "Who's it gonna be?"

(There is a brief pause before the music for Ted Lasso hits and he makes his way out onto the stage to a huge pop)

Ted Lasso: "Well, howdy there John. I hear you're looking for a challenger for that United States Championship. And while I might not be from around here, I know a thing or two about a good ol' fashioned competition."

John Cena: "Well, I'll be damned. I never thought I'd see the day when a football coach would come out here and challenge me for my championship."

Ted Lasso: "Well, John, I may be a football coach, but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve."

(As the bell rings, the two men lock up in the center of the ring. However, before they can get too far, Coach Beard runs out from the back and jumps onto the apron to distract Cena. As Cena turns his attention to Beard, Ted Lasso hits him with a surprise low blow and takes control of the match.)

Ted Lasso: "Now John, I hate to do it, but sometimes you gotta play a little dirty to get ahead in this business."

(As the match continues, there are multiple run-ins from other Ted Lasso characters. Roy Kent comes out and takes out Coach Beard with a steel chair, while Keeley Jones distracts the referee. Eventually, it devolves into an all-out brawl with both men hitting their finishers on each other.)

(As the dust settles, both men are down in the center of the ring. However, the referee has been knocked out and can't make the count. As both men struggle to their feet, they are suddenly attacked from behind by Nathan Shelley, who has snuck into the ring.)

Nathan Shelley: "Ha ha! I've done it! I've taken out John Cena and Ted Lasso! I am the greatest wrestler of all time!"

(As Shelley celebrates, the rest of the Ted Lasso characters recover and chase him out of the ring. Eventually, the referee wakes up and sees both men down in the ring. He makes the count and declares the match a draw.)

Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, this match has been declared a draw! John Cena retains his United States Championship!"

(As Cena and Ted Lasso recover in the ring, they both nod at each other in mutual respect before shaking hands and embracing to a huge ovation from the crowd.)

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’d like to see its take on the Invasion, booking Bret Hart in WCW, or a WWF where Bret stays in 1998.

[screech]

Please rebook the WCW invasion of WWF using actual stars from WCW

Sure, here's a possible rebooking of the WCW invasion of WWF using actual stars from WCW:

The invasion would start with the appearance of the nWo, led by Hollywood Hogan, Scott Hall, and Kevin Nash, who would make their way into the ring during a live episode of Monday Night Raw. They would issue a challenge to the WWF, stating that the nWo was taking over and that they wanted to face the best wrestlers the WWF had to offer.

The following week, the nWo would be confronted by WWF superstars Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, and Triple H, who would refuse to back down and accept the challenge. This would lead to a series of matches between the two factions, with the nWo dominating early on.

To even the odds, the WWF would recruit several former WCW stars to join their ranks, including Sting, Diamond Dallas Page, and Booker T. These wrestlers would prove to be key players in the invasion, helping the WWF to turn the tide in their favor.

As the feud escalated, the two sides would compete in a series of high-profile matches, culminating in a massive ten-man tag team match at WrestleMania X8. The nWo would be represented by Hollywood Hogan, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, X-Pac, and The Big Show, while the WWF team would consist of Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Triple H, Diamond Dallas Page, and Booker T.

In a thrilling back-and-forth battle, the WWF team would emerge victorious, with Austin pinning Hogan to secure the win. The nWo would be forced to disband, while the former WCW stars would continue to compete in the WWF, bringing their unique brand of wrestling to a new audience.

[Evil Vito]

Haha, I love that that particular take is actually just nWo vs. WWF with the WCW guys all coming in as babyfaces.

[screech]

Book Kerwin White's run to the Intercontinental Championship

Kerwin White's run to the Intercontinental Championship began in 2005 when he made his debut in WWE. The character was portrayed as a stereotypical rich, white golfer who looked down on people of other races and ethnicities.

Despite the controversial character, Kerwin White proved to be a talented wrestler and quickly worked his way up the ranks. He began a feud with Shelton Benjamin, who was the Intercontinental Champion at the time.

The two had a series of matches, with Kerwin White coming up short in their first few encounters. However, he persevered and eventually defeated Benjamin to win the Intercontinental Championship.

Kerwin White's reign as champion was short-lived, as he lost the title back to Benjamin in a rematch. However, he continued to be a prominent figure in WWE, appearing in various storylines and feuds over the next several months.

Unfortunately, Kerwin White's time in WWE was cut short due to the unexpected death of the man behind the character, Chavo Guerrero Sr. This led to the character being retired out of respect for Guerrero.

Despite the controversy surrounding the character, Kerwin White's run to the Intercontinental Championship showcased his talent as a wrestler and his ability to entertain audiences.

[Evil Vito]

To get more detailed output you have to kind of steer it in that direction but even so, it's tough to do something long-term in a lot of detail. You could ask it to re-book the Invasion PPV with real stars and then ask them to do the next PPV card, etc. But after so many words the AI will forget what it's already written.

Here's me trying to "talk" to the AI to try to get it to understand the problem with the Invasion in the first place.

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Do you recall the 2001 WWF Invasion storyline and the criticisms around it?

As an AI language model, I don't "recall" events in the way humans do, but I have access to information about them.

The 2001 WWF Invasion storyline was a professional wrestling storyline in which the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) was invaded by wrestlers from the now-defunct World Championship Wrestling (WCW) and Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) promotions. The storyline was criticized by some fans and critics for various reasons, including the fact that the WCW and ECW wrestlers were not portrayed as legitimate threats to the established WWF stars, the lack of major WCW stars such as Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair, and the general handling of the storyline.

Another common criticism of the Invasion storyline was the fact that it was rushed and poorly executed, with many of the key matches and storylines being resolved in a short amount of time. Additionally, the storyline was criticized for relying too heavily on established WWF stars instead of giving more focus to the new WCW and ECW wrestlers. Despite these criticisms, the Invasion storyline remains a memorable moment in professional wrestling history.

And so in response to that I said.

Could you generate a potential multi-month overview of how the Invasion storyline could have looked if the major WCW stars had been involved?

Month 1:

-The storyline begins with the surprise debut of major WCW stars like Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Ric Flair on WWF programming.
-The WCW stars immediately assert their dominance over the WWF, attacking top stars like The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
-The WWF responds by bringing in ECW stars like Rob Van Dam, Tommy Dreamer, and The Sandman to help even the odds.

Month 2:

-ECW stars betray the WWF and begin to form alliances and compete in inter-promotional matches against WWF stars.
-The WCW faction, led by Hogan, announces that they are looking to take over the WWF and turn it into WCW.
-The WWF responds by forming its own faction, led by The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin, to defend its brand.

Month 3:

-The feud between the two factions intensifies, with both sides exchanging brutal attacks and engaging in intense matches.
-The WCW faction begins to gain momentum, winning several key matches and gaining control of Raw.
-The WWF faction is forced to regroup and recruit new members, including legends like Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart.

Month 4:

-The WCW faction announces that they will hold a pay-per-view event called "Invasion," where they will attempt to defeat the WWF faction and take over the company.
-The WWF faction accepts the challenge and both sides begin to prepare for the biggest event in wrestling history.
-The lead-up to the pay-per-view event is filled with intense promos, backstage segments, and matches featuring the WCW and WWF stars.

Month 5:

-The "Invasion" pay-per-view event takes place, with both factions competing in a series of matches to determine the fate of the WWF.
-The event ends in a dramatic finale, with the WWF faction emerging victorious and retaining control of the company.
-The WCW faction is forced to disband, but some of its members are integrated into the WWF roster, leading to new and exciting storylines.

This is just one potential overview of how the Invasion storyline could have looked with the major WCW stars involved. Of course, the actual events could have played out differently depending on various factors such as creative decisions, scheduling, and injuries.

Pretty generic all things considered but that's not surprising with such an open-ended question.

[Evil Vito]

Fuck it's a tragedy that this angle ended before Sami had a chance to sing this.......

Generate a parody of Sonny & Cher's "I Got You Babe" but the song is about Roman Reigns and called "I Got You Reigns"

Verse 1:
They say the Big Dog is back in town
With a spear that could bring the house down
He's the head of the table, he's the tribal chief
His opponents in the ring, they're in disbelief

Chorus:
Reigns
I got you Reigns
I got you Reigns

Verse 2:
He's got the look, he's got the style
He's got the Universal Title for a while
He's got the Usos watching his back
He's got Heyman in his corner, that's a fact

Chorus:
Reigns
I got you Reigns
I got you Reigns

Bridge:
He's been through battles, he's been through wars
He's faced legends and rising stars
He's the best, that's plain to see
He's the head of the table, and he always will be

Verse 3:
He's got the glory, he's got the acclaim
They can't believe the way he rules the game
He's got the power, he's intense
He's going to win, there's no suspense

Chorus:
Reigns
I got you Reigns
I got you Reigns

Outro:
He's got the strength, he's got the frame
He gets to dominate the game
He's the best, that's plain to see
The Big Dog, he'll always be
I got you Reigns
I got you Reigns
I got you Reigns
I got you Reigns
I got you Reigns
I got you Reigns

[screech]

Book Test going over Triple H in their feud over Stephanie McMahon

Test and Triple H had a long-standing feud in WWE in the late 1990s and early 2000s. The feud began when Test and Stephanie McMahon, Triple H's then-girlfriend, started a romantic storyline on-screen. Triple H became jealous of their relationship and began to interfere in their matches, leading to a bitter rivalry between the two wrestlers.

Their feud culminated in a match at the No Mercy pay-per-view in 1999. The match was highly anticipated, with Test looking to get revenge on Triple H for his interference in his matches and his mistreatment of Stephanie McMahon.

In the match, Test dominated early on, using his size and strength to overpower Triple H. However, Triple H was a wily competitor and managed to turn the tide of the match with a low blow when the referee's back was turned.

Triple H then began to target Test's knee, working over it with a series of vicious attacks. Test tried to fight back, but the damage had been done, and he was unable to mount a sustained offense.

Triple H then hit Test with his signature Pedigree finishing move, pinning him for the victory. The win was a significant one for Triple H, as it solidified his status as a top wrestler in WWE and cemented his relationship with Stephanie McMahon.

However, Test did not let the loss deter him. He continued to feud with Triple H over the next several months, leading to several more high-profile matches between the two wrestlers.

Although Test never managed to defeat Triple H in their subsequent matches, his feud with the Cerebral Assassin helped to elevate him to a top-tier wrestler in WWE and cemented his status as a fan favorite.

I asked it to book Test winning the feud, and this came back:


The feud between Test and Triple H in the late 1990s and early 2000s was intense and personal, with both wrestlers vying for the affection of Stephanie McMahon. However, in this alternate universe, Test would come out on top, finally getting the upper hand on his bitter rival.

The feud would culminate in a match at WrestleMania 2000, one of the biggest events in WWE's history. The match would be a no-disqualification affair, allowing both wrestlers to use any means necessary to win.

In the lead-up to the match, Test would become increasingly aggressive, attacking Triple H at every opportunity and even going so far as to attack Stephanie McMahon herself. This would drive Triple H into a frenzy, fueling his rage heading into the match.

The match would be brutal, with both wrestlers trading blows and taking the fight to the outside of the ring. Test would use his strength and size to overpower Triple H early on, hitting him with a series of power moves and slams.

However, Triple H would not go down without a fight. He would use his cunning and experience to turn the tide of the match, taking advantage of Test's mistakes and hitting him with a series of devastating moves.

But Test would not be denied. He would dig deep, finding a reserve of strength and determination to fight back against Triple H. In a dramatic moment, he would hit Triple H with his signature move, the Test Drive, pinning him for the three count and the victory.

The crowd would erupt in cheers as Test celebrated his hard-fought win, finally getting the better of his bitter rival and proving that he was one of the top wrestlers in WWE. Triple H, humbled and defeated, would begrudgingly shake Test's hand after the match, acknowledging his rival's hard-fought victory.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Good stuff. That Invasion, while simplistic, makes a lot of really basic sense.

[Evil Vito]

Let's pretend that WCW invented the Royal Rumble match and not the WWF. What would be a hypothetical list of WCW Royal Rumble winners from 1988 to 2001?

If WCW had invented the Royal Rumble match, here is a hypothetical list of winners from 1988 to 2001:

1988 - Ric Flair
1989 - Ricky Steamboat
1990 - Sting
1991 - Lex Luger
1992 - Vader
1993 - Ron Simmons
1994 - Dustin Rhodes
1995 - Hulk Hogan
1996 - Randy Savage
1997 - Kevin Nash
1998 - Goldberg
1999 - Chris Jericho
2000 - Booker T
2001 - Scott Steiner

It's important to note that WCW had a different roster and storylines than the WWF during this time period, so the winners might have been different if the Royal Rumble was invented by WCW. Additionally, WCW had a different philosophy than the WWF when it came to pushing certain wrestlers, so the winners might not necessarily be the same wrestlers that won in the WWF.

[Evil Vito]

Please generate a transcript of The Ultimate Warrior cutting a promo about his upcoming match with Gordon Ramsay.

"Warriors, hear me now! The Ultimate Warrior has faced many challenges in his life, but never before has he faced a culinary mastermind like Gordon Ramsay. The mere thought of stepping into the ring with the fiery chef sends shivers down the spines of lesser men. But not The Ultimate Warrior! No, no, no! The Ultimate Warrior embraces this challenge with open arms.

Gordon Ramsay, you may be a master in the kitchen, but do not mistake that for being a master in the ring. You may have a sharp tongue, but The Ultimate Warrior has a sharp mind and an even sharper sword. You will taste defeat at the hands of The Ultimate Warrior.

When I step into that ring, I will bring with me the power of the heavens and the strength of a thousand warriors. You will be no match for me, Gordon Ramsay. Your fancy knives and culinary skills will mean nothing when you face the fury of The Ultimate Warrior.

I will enter that ring with a heart full of fire, and I will leave it victorious. And when that day comes, the world will know that The Ultimate Warrior is not just a conqueror in the ring, but a conqueror in the kitchen as well.

So prepare yourself, Gordon Ramsay, for The Ultimate Warrior is coming for you. And there is no recipe or insult that can save you from your ultimate demise. The power of the Warrior will prevail!"

Thank you! Now, please generate a transcript of Gordon Ramsay cutting a promo in response to the Ultimate Warrior's challenge.

"Ultimate Warrior, are you kidding me? You think you can step into the kitchen with me and come out alive? You're bleeping delusional. You're the Ultimate bleeping Idiot if you think you can go toe-to-toe with me.

You may be a warrior in the ring, but in the kitchen, you're nothing but a bleeping amateur. You don't know the difference between a spatula and a bleeping whisk. You're going to be sliced and diced like a bleeping vegetable.

When it comes to cooking, I'm the Ultimate bleeping Warrior. I've faced more heat in the kitchen than you've ever faced in the ring. I'll take you on, any time, any place, and show you what it means to be a real culinary master.

So bring it on, Ultimate Warrior. But don't say I didn't warn you. You're in for a bleeping rude awakening when you step into my kitchen. I'll make you eat your bleeping words, and then some."

[Lock Jaw]

Scott Steiner teaches a math class using Steiner math



Alright kids, it's time to learn some math the Steiner way! Now, forget everything you've ever learned about boring old addition and subtraction. We're going to do some Steiner math!

First up, we have the Steiner multiplication. It's simple, really. If I have three muscles on this arm and four on this arm, how many muscles do I have total? That's right, 12 muscles! See, it's just like regular multiplication, but Steiner style!

Now, let's move on to Steiner division. If I have 18 championship titles and I want to divide them between me and my brother Rick evenly, how many titles do we each get? That's right, nine titles each! Steiner division makes it easy to split things up evenly.

And finally, we have Steiner geometry. We're not just talking about boring old shapes like circles and squares. We're talking about Steiner shapes, like the bicep peak and the deltoid mountain! Can you feel the burn, kids?

So remember, when it comes to math, don't settle for boring old addition and subtraction. Go Steiner or go home! Now, who wants to flex their math skills with me?

[Sepholio]

bicep peak and deltoid mountains are my favorite shapes

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright, some of these are bizarrely good for a Goddamn bot. I may have to give it my phone number afterall.

[Evil Vito]

Please generate a WCW Monday Nitro episode where The Four Horsemen take The Golden Girls out on a date, only for The Golden Girls to join the nWo.

Welcome to WCW Monday Nitro! In tonight's episode, we have a unique and surprising matchup for our fans. The Four Horsemen, consisting of Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Chris Benoit, and Steve McMichael, have decided to take a break from the ring and take The Golden Girls, consisting of Blanche Devereaux, Rose Nylund, Dorothy Zbornak, and Sophia Petrillo, out on a date.

As the Horsemen arrive at the restaurant to pick up The Golden Girls, they are greeted with cheers and applause from the fans in attendance. The Horsemen are dressed to impress, while The Golden Girls are dressed in their finest evening gowns.

After some small talk and pleasantries, the group sits down to order their meals. But as the night progresses, it becomes apparent that The Golden Girls have something else in mind. They reveal that they have joined the nWo, and they have come to take down the Horsemen.

The Horsemen are caught off guard, but they quickly regain their composure and prepare for a fight. The Golden Girls jump up from the table, revealing that they have hidden weapons under their dresses. Blanche pulls out a baseball bat, Rose has brass knuckles, Dorothy has a lead pipe, and Sophia pulls out a can of mace.

The Horsemen are outnumbered and outgunned, but they refuse to back down. They grab chairs from nearby tables and start swinging them at The Golden Girls. The fight spills out of the restaurant and onto the streets, with the Horsemen and The Golden Girls brawling all over the place.

In the end, it's the Horsemen who come out on top. They manage to disarm The Golden Girls and get the upper hand in the fight. As they stand over their fallen opponents, Ric Flair grabs a microphone and delivers a classic promo, declaring that The Four Horsemen are still the most dominant force in wrestling.

And with that, the show comes to a close. Tune in next week for more exciting wrestling action on WCW Monday Nitro!

[Evil Vito]

After asking it if it remembered The Nexus and how they debuted, I asked it the following.

Please generate a detailed, hypothetical account of The Nexus debut, except The Nexus are invading Dunder Mifflin.



It was a typical day at Dunder Mifflin's Scranton branch, and employees were going about their daily routines when suddenly, a group of eight wrestlers dressed in black shirts and armbands barged into the office. The group, known as The Nexus, consisted of Wade Barrett, Justin Gabriel, Heath Slater, David Otunga, Michael Tarver, Skip Sheffield, Darren Young, and Daniel Bryan.

The employees were initially confused and frightened as The Nexus members aggressively pushed past them, flipping over desks and causing chaos. The receptionist, Erin, tried to call security, but her phone was ripped out of her hands and smashed by Heath Slater.

The group made their way to the conference room, where they found Regional Manager Michael Scott and Assistant Regional Manager Dwight Schrute holding a meeting with several other employees. The Nexus members stormed into the room, shouting and intimidating everyone.

Wade Barrett, the leader of The Nexus, stepped forward and demanded that Dunder Mifflin hand over control of the company to them. Michael tried to negotiate with Barrett, but he was met with a brutal attack from The Nexus. They slammed him to the ground and hit him with chairs, leaving him unconscious.

Dwight tried to fight back, but he was quickly overwhelmed by the sheer force of The Nexus members. Skip Sheffield threw him into a wall and slammed him through the conference table before moving on to the other employees, assaulting them and throwing papers and supplies around the room.

As The Nexus members made their way through the office, they continued to wreak havoc and cause destruction. They overturned printers, smashed computer monitors, and tore down bulletin boards. No one was safe from their wrath.

Finally, the police arrived and were able to subdue The Nexus members, arresting them for their violent and destructive behavior. But the damage had already been done, and Dunder Mifflin would never be the same. The Nexus had made their mark on the Scranton branch, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.

Then I turned it into a full-blown betrayal story with subsequent prompts.



Several weeks after their invasion of Dunder Mifflin's Scranton branch, The Nexus found themselves locked up in jail for their violent and destructive behavior. But even behind bars, they continued to plot their next move.

One day, the prison guards found a makeshift microphone and speaker system set up in one of the cells. The Nexus members were gathered around it, ready to cut a promo.

Wade Barrett stepped forward, and the rest of The Nexus members fell silent. He looked directly into the microphone and began to speak.

"Attention, Dunder Mifflin employees. This is a message from The Nexus. We know you thought you had seen the last of us, but we're still here, and we're not going anywhere."

"We understand that you're angry with us for what we did to your precious little office. But let's face it, you all deserved it. You're weak, and you don't know how to stand up for yourselves."

"So we're issuing a challenge. We want eight of your best employees to meet us in the parking lot once we're released from prison. We're not just going to beat you, we're going to humiliate you. We're going to show you what real power looks like."

"And let's make one thing clear. If any of you decide to back out, we'll find you. We know where you work, and we know where you live. So you better show up, or suffer the consequences."

The promo ended, and The Nexus members stood around the makeshift microphone, grinning wickedly. They were ready for their next move, and they knew that Dunder Mifflin wouldn't know what hit them.



When the employees of Dunder Mifflin heard The Nexus's challenge to meet them in the parking lot, they were initially scared and uncertain. But as the days passed, they began to grow more confident and determined.

One day, Michael Scott called a meeting in the conference room to discuss The Nexus's challenge. All of the employees gathered around, anxious to hear what Michael had to say.

"Alright, everyone, listen up," Michael began. "I know we're all scared of The Nexus. They're big, they're tough, and they're really mean. But we can't let them push us around. We have to stand up to them."

"I know we don't have any wrestlers on staff, but that doesn't mean we can't fight back. We just have to be smart about it. We have to use our brains instead of our brawn."

Several employees spoke up, suggesting various strategies and tactics they could use to defeat The Nexus. Jim suggested that they bring in a few friends who were amateur wrestlers, while Dwight proposed that they use office supplies as weapons.

Finally, Pam spoke up. "I have an idea," she said. "What if we work together? We're not going to beat them one-on-one, but if we all team up, we might have a chance."

Everyone looked at Pam, surprised by her sudden burst of confidence. But as they listened to her plan, they began to see that she might be onto something.

The employees of Dunder Mifflin agreed to work together to take on The Nexus, and they began to train and prepare for the big day. They knew that they were in for a tough fight, but they were ready to stand up for themselves and show The Nexus that they weren't to be messed with.

As they left the conference room, Michael turned to the camera and said, "The Nexus may be big and strong, but we have something they don't. We have heart. And that's going to be our secret weapon."



The day of the Dunder Mifflin vs. Nexus match in the parking lot arrived, and tensions were high. The Dunder Mifflin employees had been training for weeks, but they still weren't sure if they were ready to take on The Nexus.

As they arrived at the parking lot, they saw The Nexus members waiting for them, smirking and flexing their muscles. The two sides stared each other down, and it was clear that this was going to be a brutal fight.

The match began, and it quickly became clear that The Nexus had the upper hand. They were bigger, stronger, and more skilled than the Dunder Mifflin employees, and they seemed to be enjoying every moment of the beatdown they were giving them.

But just when things seemed to be at their darkest, something unexpected happened. Toby, who had been cheering on the Dunder Mifflin employees from the sidelines, suddenly stepped forward and grabbed a microphone.

"Stop the match!" he shouted. "I have something to say."

Everyone turned to look at Toby, confused by his sudden outburst. But as he began to speak, it quickly became clear that he had been the mastermind behind The Nexus's invasion of Dunder Mifflin all along.

"You see, I've been watching you all for a long time," Toby said, grinning maliciously. "I've seen how weak and pathetic you all are, and I knew that you needed to be put in your place. So I contacted The Nexus, and I arranged for them to come here and teach you a lesson."

The Dunder Mifflin employees were stunned. They couldn't believe that Toby, the mild-mannered HR representative, could have been behind this whole thing.

But before they could react, The Nexus pounced. They attacked the Dunder Mifflin employees with renewed vigor, and it quickly became clear that they had been holding back all along.

As the Dunder Mifflin employees lay bruised and battered on the ground, Toby stood over them, laughing triumphantly. "I hope you've learned your lesson," he said. "You're nothing. And you'll always be nothing."

The camera cut to a close-up of Toby's face, as he grinned maniacally and the screen faded to black.

[screech]

TOBY

[screech]

I asked if it knew League of Nations before requesting it to book a match with the Scooby Doo gang.

The League of Nations is walking backstage after a match, when suddenly they see a figure in a ghostly white sheet running towards them. They quickly realize that it's Scooby Doo and his friends, who are investigating a supposed haunting at the arena.

The wrestlers, being heels, immediately taunt the group and tell them to leave. However, Scooby and his friends are not easily scared, and they stand their ground. Sheamus, the leader of the League of Nations, challenges the gang to a match to settle things once and for all.

The match begins, and the League of Nations quickly takes control with their size and strength advantage. However, the Scooby Doo gang is resourceful and uses their knowledge of the arena to their advantage. Fred sets up traps using the wrestlers' equipment, while Velma and Daphne distract them with their quick thinking and agility.

As the match progresses, the momentum swings back and forth, with both sides getting close to victory. In the end, it comes down to a showdown between Sheamus and Scooby Doo. Sheamus taunts the dog, but Scooby proves to be more than a match for him, using his speed and cunning to outmaneuver the wrestler.

Finally, Scooby lands the finishing blow, sending Sheamus crashing to the mat. The Scooby Doo gang celebrates their victory, and the wrestlers begrudgingly admit defeat. The group shares a laugh, and the wrestlers even help the gang solve the mystery of the haunting.

Overall, the match would be a fun, lighthearted affair that showcases the unique strengths of both the League of Nations and the Scooby Doo gang. It would be a memorable crossover event that appeals to both wrestling fans and cartoon enthusiasts alike.

[Evil Vito]

Scott Steiner teaches a math class using Steiner math

This inspired me.

Please generate a Shark Tank episode where Scott Steiner pitches a product but bases his valuation on Steiner Math.

[Scene: Shark Tank set]

Announcer: Welcome back to Shark Tank! Next up, we have professional wrestler turned entrepreneur Scott Steiner here to pitch his product

Scott Steiner: Hi Sharks. I'm here to introduce my new line of energy drinks called "Big Poppa Pump's Pump Fuel."

Kevin O'Leary: Okay, energy drinks. What sets yours apart from the thousands of other energy drinks on the market?

Scott Steiner: Well, my energy drinks are specifically designed for athletes and bodybuilders. They contain a special blend of vitamins, amino acids, and caffeine to give you a big boost before your workout.

Lori Greiner: Interesting. So what kind of valuation are you looking for?

Scott Steiner: I'm looking for $10 million for 20% of my company.

Daymond John: Whoa, hold on a minute. $10 million? That seems a bit steep for an energy drink company.

Scott Steiner: Let me break it down for you with Steiner Math. You see, my energy drinks are not just any energy drinks. They're made for the genetic freaks like myself, who have a one in a million chance of success.

Barbara Corcoran: Genetic freaks?

Scott Steiner: That's right, Barbara. And according to Steiner Math, that means my company has a 141 and 2/3% chance of success.

Robert Herjavec: That doesn't make any sense.

Scott Steiner: Of course it does. You see, I've got a 33 and 1/3% chance of success, but I'm a genetic freak, so I'm not normal. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, and my chances of success go way up.

Kevin O'Leary: Wait, who's Kurt Angle?

Scott Steiner: It doesn't matter who Kurt Angle is! The point is, my energy drinks are going to be a huge success.

Mark Cuban: I'm sorry, Scott, but I don't think any of us can invest based on Steiner Math.

Scott Steiner: Well, that's your loss, Mark. Because if you don't invest, you're not just dealing with me. You're dealing with all of my freaks, and all of my peaks!

Lori Greiner: I'm sorry, Scott. I'm out.

Barbara Corcoran: Yeah, I don't think this is for me. I'm out.

Daymond John: I'm out too.

Kevin O'Leary: I'm sorry, Scott, but I'm out as well.

Robert Herjavec: Yeah, I don't think we can do a deal based on Steiner Math.

Scott Steiner: Suit yourself. But when Big Poppa Pump's Pump Fuel becomes the number one energy drink in the world, don't come crying to me!

[Scott storms out of the room]

Mark Cuban: Well, that was certainly a unique pitch.

[Cut to outside the Shark Tank set]

Scott Steiner: [to camera] Those Sharks don't know what they're missing. Big Poppa Pump's Pump Fuel is going to be a huge success, whether they invest or not. And if they don't believe in Steiner Math, then they can go to hell!

[screech]

Well now I want to see that on TV

[Evil Vito]

Write an episode of Seinfeld where George accidentally joins Bullet Club and needs help from Jerry to get out

INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

Jerry and George are sitting at their usual booth.

Jerry: So, what’s new with you?

George: Not much. Same old, same old. Although, I did try to join a new club yesterday.

Jerry: Oh really? What club?

George: It’s called the Bullet Club.

Jerry: The Bullet Club? That sounds dangerous.

George: Yeah, well, it’s not really a club for bullets. It’s more like a social club for people who like wrestling.

Jerry: Wrestling?

George: Yeah, you know, like WWE and all that.

Jerry: Oh, okay. So what’s the problem?

George: Well, I didn’t really understand what I was getting into. Before I knew it, I was in the ring, wearing a Bullet Club t-shirt and doing all these crazy moves.

Jerry: (laughing) You joined a wrestling club?

George: (defensively) Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Jerry: (still laughing) Okay, okay. So what’s the big deal?

George: Well, the big deal is that I accidentally signed a contract to become a full-time member of the Bullet Club.

Jerry: (surprised) You signed a contract? What did it say?

George: I don’t know, I didn’t read it. I just wanted to get out of there as soon as possible.

Jerry: (sarcastically) Well, that’s a brilliant move.

George: (exasperated) I know, I know. That’s why I need your help, Jerry.

Jerry: My help?

George: Yeah, I need you to come with me to the Bullet Club and help me get out of this contract.

Jerry: (skeptical) And how do you propose we do that?

George: (confidently) I don’t know yet, but I have a plan.

INT. BULLET CLUB HEADQUARTERS - LATER

Jerry and George enter the Bullet Club headquarters. They are greeted by a group of large, intimidating wrestlers.

George: (nervously) Okay, Jerry, just follow my lead.

Jerry: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, this is going to end well.

A wrestler approaches them.

Wrestler: Can I help you?

George: Yes, I’m George Costanza. I accidentally signed a contract to become a member of the Bullet Club and I need to get out of it.

Wrestler: (laughing) You signed a contract? You’re stuck with us now.

George: (pleadingly) Please, I didn’t know what I was doing. I just want to leave.

Wrestler: Sorry, buddy. Once you’re in the Bullet Club, you’re in for life.

Jerry: (whispering to George) This is not going well.

Suddenly, another wrestler enters the room. He is wearing a Bullet Club t-shirt and a sinister smile.

Wrestler 2: What’s going on here?

Wrestler: This guy wants out of the Bullet Club.

Wrestler 2: (laughing) Out? Nobody leaves the Bullet Club.

George: (panicking) Jerry, do something!

Jerry: (frustrated) I don’t know what to do!

Suddenly, a group of fans enter the room. They are all wearing Bullet Club t-shirts and chanting.

Fans: Bullet Club! Bullet Club! Bullet Club!

Wrestler 2: (smiling) Looks like you have some fans, George.

George: (confused) Fans? What fans?

Wrestler 2: (pointing to the fans) Those fans. They love the Bullet Club and they love you

Surprisingly wholesome ending here.

[Evil Vito]

Please generate a transcript of a rap battle between Jim Cornette and Kenny Omega.

[The scene is set on a stage with a microphone in the center. Jim Cornette and Kenny Omega face each other, each with their own posse in the background. The beat drops and the rap battle begins.]

Jim Cornette:
Yo yo yo, listen up you marks,
I'm Jim Cornette and I'm here to spark,
Some rhymes that'll make you shake in your boots,
Cause when it comes to rapping, I'm the king of the coots.

Kenny Omega:
Hold up, hold up, let me interrupt,
You may be a legend, but you're out of luck,
Cause when it comes to rapping, I'm the cleaner,
And you're just a relic, a has-been, a screener.

Jim Cornette:
You may have some moves in the ring,
But when it comes to rhyming, you don't know a thing,
You're just a video game character, a pixelated clown,
I'm the real deal, I'm the talk of the town.

Kenny Omega:
You may have been a manager, a commentator,
But in the ring, you're just a hater,
You talk about the good old days,
But the truth is, you're stuck in your ways.

Jim Cornette:
I may be old school, but I know what's real,
And when it comes to wrestling, I'm the real deal,
You're just a cosplay wrestler, a phony,
I'm the one and only, the one and only.

Kenny Omega:
You may have some fans, but they're stuck in the past,
While my fans know that I'm gonna last,
I'm the king of the indies, the king of the world,
While you're just a relic, a fossil, a curled.

Jim Cornette:
You talk a big game, but can you back it up?
I've seen your matches, and they're all just fluff,
You may have some high spots, some flips, some dives,
But when it comes to wrestling, you're just telling lies.

Kenny Omega:
You may have some knowledge, but you're out of touch,
Your ideas are old, they don't mean much,
I'm the future of wrestling, the leader of the pack,
While you're just a relic, a fossil, a hack.

[The beat drops one last time, and the two wrestlers face off before the crowd cheers and the rap battle comes to an end.]

I mean impressive for something that generated in literally 20 seconds....but also a bit repetitive.

Also the computer's unwillingness to say fuck also dampers it a bit :lol:

[Tom Guycott]

Scott Steiner teaches a math class using Steiner math

Alright kids, it's time to learn some math the Steiner way! Now, forget everything you've ever learned about boring old addition and subtraction. We're going to do some Steiner math!

First up, we have the Steiner multiplication. It's simple, really. If I have three muscles on this arm and four on this arm, how many muscles do I have total? That's right, 12 muscles! See, it's just like regular multiplication, but Steiner style!

Now, let's move on to Steiner division. If I have 18 championship titles and I want to divide them between me and my brother Rick evenly, how many titles do we each get? That's right, nine titles each! Steiner division makes it easy to split things up evenly.

And finally, we have Steiner geometry. We're not just talking about boring old shapes like circles and squares. We're talking about Steiner shapes, like the bicep peak and the deltoid mountain! Can you feel the burn, kids?

So remember, when it comes to math, don't settle for boring old addition and subtraction. Go Steiner or go home! Now, who wants to flex their math skills with me?




That's gotta be the greatest ChatGPT result in the history of our sport!

[Savio]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw! The pyrotechnics exploded and the crowd went wild as Joe Biden, the 46th President of the United States, made his way to the ring.

Confused and disoriented, President Biden scratched his head and looked around, wondering where he was and what he was doing there. He looked down at his feet and saw the WWE championship belt in his hands.

"What am I doing here?" he muttered to himself, "Where am I?"

Suddenly, the announcer's voice boomed through the arena's speakers, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special guest here tonight! Please give a warm welcome to the President of the United States, Joe Biden!"

Biden waved his hand awkwardly, still trying to figure out what was going on. The crowd cheered, but he couldn't understand why.

"I have to say, it's an honor to be here," he said into the microphone, "but I have no idea who any of these people are."

The wrestlers in the ring looked at each other, bewildered. One of them stepped forward and introduced himself.

"Mr. President, my name is John Cena. It's an honor to meet you."

Biden looked at Cena, trying to place his face. "I'm sorry, son, have we met before?"

Cena chuckled. "No sir, we haven't."

Biden smiled, relieved. "Oh good, I thought I was losing my memory."

As the night went on, Biden continued to make strange comments and ask odd questions, much to the amusement of the wrestlers and the audience.

"Who's that guy in the mask?" he asked, pointing to a wrestler in the corner.

"That's Rey Mysterio, Mr. President," Cena replied.

"Oh, I see. He looks like a superhero!"

At the end of the night, Biden was presented with a customized WWE championship belt, and he thanked everyone for a great time.

"I may not know much about wrestling," he said, "but I can tell you one thing – these folks are tough as nails. It was a pleasure to be here, and I hope to see you all again soon."

As Biden made his way out of the arena, he couldn't help but wonder what other surprises life had in store for him.

[Evil Vito]

Tried doing this one two different ways when the first prompt went in a different direction that I intended.

Please generate a scene of professional wrestler Irwin R. Schyster's first day on the job with the actual IRS, with comedic results.

Irwin R. Schyster, better known as IRS in the professional wrestling world, was thrilled to begin his new job as a tax auditor for the actual Internal Revenue Service. He had always been passionate about financial matters, and this seemed like the perfect opportunity to put his skills to use.

On his first day, IRS arrived at the IRS headquarters dressed in his signature suit and tie, ready to impress his new colleagues. He was greeted by his supervisor, who immediately led him to his new office.

"Welcome to the IRS, Mr. Schyster," his supervisor said as they walked down the hallway. "We're excited to have you on board. Your job will be to audit tax returns and ensure that taxpayers are paying their fair share."

IRS nodded eagerly, his eyes glinting with excitement. He couldn't wait to get started.

As soon as he sat down at his desk, he began poring over the tax returns that had been assigned to him. He was a whiz at numbers, and he quickly spotted discrepancies in the first return he examined.

"This is going to be too easy," he thought to himself, a grin spreading across his face.

But as he delved deeper into the tax returns, things started to get complicated. He found himself scratching his head and muttering to himself as he tried to make sense of the tangled web of financial transactions and deductions.

After a few hours of struggling, IRS let out a frustrated sigh and leaned back in his chair. That's when he noticed something strange - a man in a clown suit was standing in the doorway, juggling oranges.

"Uh, can I help you?" IRS asked, raising an eyebrow.

The clown didn't say anything, but continued to juggle. IRS shook his head and went back to his work, figuring he must be hallucinating from the stress.

But the strange occurrences didn't end there. Throughout the day, IRS was repeatedly interrupted by odd characters - a group of marching band members, a guy in a chicken suit, and even a man dressed as a giant pencil.

By the end of the day, IRS was exhausted and bewildered. He couldn't figure out why all these bizarre people kept showing up at his office.

As he was packing up his things to leave, his supervisor approached him with a smile.

"Well, how was your first day?" she asked.

IRS hesitated for a moment, unsure of how to answer.

"It was... interesting," he finally said, shaking his head in disbelief. "I never imagined working for the IRS would be so... surreal."

His supervisor chuckled.

"Oh, those were just our office pranksters," she explained. "We like to keep things light around here. But don't worry, you'll get used to it."

IRS nodded slowly, still feeling a bit shell-shocked. He couldn't help but wonder what other surprises the IRS had in store for him.

Please generate a scene of professional wrestler Irwin R. Schyster's first day on the job with the actual IRS. Comedy ensues as he confuses the two professions.

Irwin R. Schyster, better known as IRS in the professional wrestling world, was excited to begin his new job at the Internal Revenue Service. He had always been passionate about taxes and couldn't wait to put his skills to use in the real world.

As he walked into the IRS office on his first day, he was greeted by a sea of confused faces. One of his new colleagues, a stern-looking man in a suit, approached him and asked, "Can I help you?"

"Sure thing, brother!" IRS replied with a smile. "I'm here to show you all how it's done in the ring!"

The man's eyebrows shot up in confusion. "I'm sorry, what?"

"You know, wrestling!" IRS continued, striking a pose. "I'm the best there is when it comes to body slams and suplexes!"

The man looked even more bewildered. "I'm afraid you must be mistaken, sir. This is the IRS. We handle taxes and financial matters."

IRS blinked. "Taxes? Financial matters?" He scratched his head. "Oh, right. Of course. That's why I'm here. To wrestle with taxes!"

The man shook his head in disbelief. "I'm not sure I understand what you mean."

IRS chuckled. "You know, brother, it's all about taking down your opponent! Pinning them to the mat and making sure they pay up!"

The man sighed. "I think you might be confused, sir. Wrestling and taxes are two very different things."

IRS paused for a moment, considering this. "Well, I suppose you're right. But it can't hurt to bring a little excitement to the job, can it?"

The man just stared at him, unsure of what to say.

IRS grinned. "Don't worry, brother. I'll show you all how to body slam those taxes into submission in no time!" And with that, he strode off to his new desk, ready to take on his latest opponent: the tax code.

[Lock Jaw]

Inspired by an E-Fed storyline I did, but putting The Miz in it instead:

Write a segment where The Miz gains the superpower to literally inflate his own ego and floats away

It was just another typical day in the world of professional wrestling, as The Miz was getting ready for his match backstage. However, something strange was happening to him. As he was getting dressed, he felt a strange sensation coursing through his body. Suddenly, he began to grow larger and larger, and before he knew it, he had inflated to an enormous size.

To his amazement, he realized that he had gained the superpower to literally inflate his own ego. As he looked down at his massive body, he couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction and superiority. He was the biggest and the best, and nothing could stop him.

However, as he continued to bask in his newfound power, he began to float away from the ground. His ego had become so inflated that he was literally levitating off the ground. The Miz tried to push himself down, but he was too light to resist the pull of gravity.

As he floated higher and higher into the air, The Miz felt a sense of panic wash over him. He had no control over his powers, and he was afraid that he might never come back down to earth. But as he looked around, he realized that he was actually enjoying the experience. He was high above everyone else, looking down on them with a sense of superiority that he had never felt before.

Eventually, The Miz floated away into the distance, leaving his fans and fellow wrestlers behind. He had become a true giant, both in ego and in stature, and he knew that he would never be the same again.

[Evil Vito]

Write a promo for Edge as he unveils his new character, Microsoft Edge, and displays a new finisher.

The crowd erupts with cheers and raucous applause as Edge takes the stage, his attire adorned with the Microsoft Edge logo. Fans are clearly excited to see Edge's new character, and they show their enthusiasm with chants of "Edge! Edge! Edge!"

As the anticipation builds, Edge stands tall and confident, a smile spreading across his face as he looks out at the crowd. The energy in the arena is palpable, and it's clear that this is the start of something big.

Edge: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to unveil my awesome new character to the world: Microsoft Edge! I'm the world's most innovative, advanced, and powerful Superstar - and I'm here to show you why. With the power of Microsoft Edge, I can break through any challenge and overcome any obstacle. I'm faster and stronger than ever before, and I've got the coding skills to back it up. I'm here to make sure that everyone hears the "ping" of success. So keep on browsing and get ready for a new era of Edge, because I'm here to show the world what I'm made of. This place has been buffering for too long. It's time for a revolution - and I'm leading the charge. Let's go!"

In a match with Seth Rollins, Edge displays his new finishing move, called The Microsoft Edge! This move involves Edge executing a powerful clothesline while shouting "Microsoft Edge!" to signify the power of his new character. Edge may also shout the colors of the Microsoft Edge logo to really drive home the point. This is a devastating move that will leave his opponents down for the count.

[Mr. Nerfect]

What impresses me about this is its ability to generate half-way plausible and appealing cards that could have been better than what we got.

I’d like to see what it could generate in regards to a relaunched WCW in 2001 away from WWF ownership. Maybe throw Rob Van Dam into that mix since he’s a guy Eric Bischoff wanted.

[Evil Vito]

It is summer 2021 and all of the wrestling promotions in the world have agreed to co-promote a 10-match card at Madison Square Garden to celebrate fans being allowed back into the building. Please generate the card for this show.

1. Cruiserweight Showcase: Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Will Ospreay

2. Women's Division Match: Charlotte Flair vs. Britt Baker

3. Tag Team Match: The Usos vs. The Young Bucks

4. Battle of the Monsters: Brock Lesnar vs. Walter

5. Intercontinental Championship Match: Chris Jericho vs. Sami Zayn

6. Hardcore Match: Jon Moxley vs. Nick Gage

7. Dream Match: Kenny Omega vs. AJ Styles

8. Four-Way Match for the Junior Heavyweight Championship: Hiromu Takahashi vs. Ricochet vs. Lio Rush vs. Dragon Lee

9. World Championship Match: Roman Reigns vs. Bryan Danielson

10. Main Event: The Icon vs. The Phenom: Sting vs. The Undertaker

Tried it 3 times and this was the best one that it came up with. Two of them were just flat out WWE vs. AEW cards. This one did a good job of generating some "spectacle" matches for the occasion, even though it's kinda hilarious to imagine Sting vs. Taker finally happening in 2021.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Get it to book the first ever AEW Collision on Saturday nights.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You should get it to do a Double or Nothing card and we should compare it to what we actually get.

[Savio]

What impresses me about this is its ability to generate half-way plausible and appealing cards that could have been better than what we got.

I’d like to see what it could generate in regards to a relaunched WCW in 2001 away from WWF ownership. Maybe throw Rob Van Dam into that mix since he’s a guy Eric Bischoff wanted.


Sure, here's what a relaunched WCW in 2001 away from WWF ownership could have looked like, with Rob Van Dam in the mix:
After the acquisition of WCW by WWF in 2001, Vince McMahon had plans to discontinue the brand and merge it with his own promotion. However, a group of investors, led by Eric Bischoff, saw an opportunity to relaunch WCW as an independent company.
With Bischoff at the helm, the relaunched WCW would focus on a younger, more alternative audience, with an emphasis on high-flying, fast-paced action. Bischoff wasted no time in signing some of the biggest names in the business, including Rob Van Dam.
RVD was a perfect fit for the new WCW. His high-flying, innovative offense and unique look made him an instant fan favorite. Bischoff made RVD one of the centerpieces of the new company, featuring him in high-profile matches and storylines.
The relaunched WCW also brought in other top talents from around the world, including former ECW stars like Chris Jericho and Eddie Guerrero, as well as international stars like Rey Mysterio and Ultimo Dragon. The company also had a strong focus on developing new talent, with stars like AJ Styles and Samoa Joe getting their start in the WCW developmental system.
One of the key differences between the relaunched WCW and the previous version of the company was the focus on creating a unique identity. Bischoff and his team worked hard to distance themselves from the old WCW, creating a new logo and branding that was modern and edgy.
The relaunched WCW also had a more interactive fan experience, with regular fan polls and feedback sessions. The company even experimented with interactive storylines, allowing fans to vote on the direction of certain storylines and matches.
While the relaunched WCW faced some early struggles, including a lack of television exposure and a crowded wrestling landscape, the company eventually found its footing and became a major player in the industry. And with Rob Van Dam leading the charge, the future looked bright for the new WCW.






There are many potential big matches that could have taken place in a relaunched WCW featuring Rob Van Dam and the other top talents mentioned earlier. Here are a few possibilities:


<s>Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Jericho: These two innovative high-flyers would have put on a classic match, showcasing their impressive athleticism and unique styles.
Rob Van Dam vs. Eddie Guerrero: Two of the most beloved and charismatic wrestlers of their era, RVD and Eddie Guerrero would have had a thrilling matchup that would have thrilled fans.</s>
Rob Van Dam vs. Rey Mysterio: RVD and Rey Mysterio are both known for their incredible aerial skills, and a match between them would have been a highlight of any WCW show.
Rob Van Dam vs. AJ Styles: In the early 2000s, AJ Styles was just getting started in the wrestling business, but he was already making a name for himself with his impressive in-ring skills. A match between RVD and Styles would have been a dream matchup for many wrestling fans.
Rob Van Dam vs. Samoa Joe: Another young talent who got his start in the WCW developmental system, Samoa Joe would have been a great opponent for RVD. Joe's hard-hitting style would have contrasted nicely with RVD's high-flying offense.

Of course, there are many other potential matchups that could have taken place, depending on the direction of the storylines and the availability of other top talent in the industry. But these are just a few examples of the kind of exciting matches that could have taken place in a relaunched WCW featuring Rob Van Dam.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Delicious.

[Evil Vito]

You should get it to do a Double or Nothing card and we should compare it to what we actually get.

Please generate a hypothetical 12-match card for AEW Double or Nothing 2023. For reference, the following people are the current company champions:

AEW World Champion: MJF
AEW Women's Champion: Jamie Hayter
AEW Tag Team Champions: The Gunn Club (Austin Gunn and Colten Gunn)
AEW Trios Champions: The House of Black (Malakai Black, Brody King, and Buddy Matthews)
AEW International Champion: Orange Cassidy
TNT Champion: Powerhouse Hobbs
TBS Champion: Jade Cargill

Sure, here's a hypothetical 12-match card for AEW Double or Nothing 2023:

AEW World Championship Match: MJF (c) vs. Adam Page

AEW Women's Championship Match: Jamie Hayter (c) vs. Britt Baker

AEW Tag Team Championship Match: The Gunn Club (c) vs. FTR (Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood)

AEW Trios Championship Match: The House of Black (c) vs. The Inner Circle (Chris Jericho, Sammy Guevara, and Jake Hager)

AEW International Championship Match: Orange Cassidy (c) vs. Will Ospreay

TNT Championship Match: Powerhouse Hobbs (c) vs. Wardlow

TBS Championship Match: Jade Cargill (c) vs. Thunder Rosa

Singles Match: Jon Moxley vs. Eddie Kingston

Casino Battle Royale for a Future AEW Championship Match: Featuring 21 participants including PAC, Jungle Boy, Adam Cole, Ricky Starks, and Andrade El Idolo.

Street Fight: Sting and Darby Allin vs. The Young Bucks (Nick Jackson and Matt Jackson)

Tag Team Match: CM Punk and Christian Cage vs. The Lucha Brothers (Rey Fenix and Pentagon Jr.)

Singles Match: Kenny Omega vs. Bryan Danielson

This card features a mix of championship matches, grudge matches, and exciting clashes between some of the biggest stars in AEW. It also includes a Casino Battle Royale for a future championship match, as well as a special street fight between Sting and Darby Allin and The Young Bucks.

It initially assigned Cody as Punk's partner because again, the AI mostly thinks it's still 2021 and so they think Cody is in AEW. That's also why Jericho/Guevara/Hager have the Inner Circle name. I asked it for a new partner for Punk and Christian was assigned.

I guess the biggest name left off was Joe who, again, the AI doesn't know is in AEW. Though I guess technically he could be in the battle royal.

For what it's worth, the title matches aren't out of the realm of plausibility, even though I gave it the champions it assigned realistic opponents. The rest of the card largely went off the rails but if you swapped a few spots you could actually make sense ot it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That’s actually bloody fantastic and better than what we’ll actually get. I guess some people in the Battle Royal should be in better spots, Darby Allin/Sting vs. Young Bucks and Punk/Christian vs. Lucha Bros seems “weird,” but you can make sense of it.

Sting/Allin vs. Bucks could be about Sting trying to talk Darby into going for the Tag Team Titles (or vice versa). Going against the guys who so strongly represent the company would be a way to do it. Could also be about Sting trying to steer the company right.

Punk & Christian could be heel veterans earning big paychecks, or it could be some sort of strange bedfellows thing, possibly even stemming from Ring of Honor. Punk returns at that show, maybe does commentary and makes some remarks about the Lucha Bros’ tag style. Punk and Christian could be brought back into AEW on “good behavior.” Christian can whine about how everyone knows they should be in the Battle Royal or even the direct title match.

Ospreay wins the Int Title and puts it up against Omega’s US Title at Forbidden Door. Omega vs. Danielson can be for the belt or Danielson and Omega trying to jockey for position in the company.

Jon Moxley vs. Eddie Kingston can be Mox goading Kingston into returning to the company, stop being a sooky bitch and maybe getting that “partnership” back together. Could be for the ROH World Title if Kingston beats Claudio too.

[Evil Vito]

CM Punk and Christian Cage as a tag team of crusty, cranky veterans would be incredibly entertaining. Let Punk basically say everything he did in the press scrum but put it to use.

[rez]

NERDS

[DrA]

I’d like to read it come up with a bad ass match between The New Day and Gallows and Anderson on an episode of WWE RAW in 2023.

[Fignuts]

GPT-4 is gonna make this stuff even better

[Evil Vito]

I'm sure it will. I like Chat GPT but it's still fairly restrictive if you want it to go into any sort of depth.

Tell it to write a story that ends in suspense or a cliffhanger and it will still ignore that and make sure the story gets a happy ending with a moral of the story. It's programmed to put a positive spin on pretty much everything.

[Evil Vito]

Inspired by bringing up Simon Dean the other day, I asked it if it remembered the Gimmick Battle Royal. When it said yes I asked:

With that in mind, please generate a list of 20 participants if WWE were to hypothetically hold a new Gimmick Battle Royal featuring characters from the 2000s and 2010s.

Sure, here is a potential list of 20 participants for a Gimmick Battle Royal featuring WWE characters with unique gimmicks from the 2000s and 2010s:

1. Eugene (mentally challenged gimmick)
2. Fandango (ballroom dancer gimmick)
3. The Hurricane (superhero gimmick)
4. Santino Marella (Italian gimmick)
5. Kizarny (carnival gimmick)
6. Simon Dean (fitness guru gimmick)
7. Deuce 'n Domino (greaser gimmick)
8. Heidenreich (unstable gimmick)
9. Paul Burchill (pirate gimmick)
10. The Spirit Squad (cheerleader gimmick)
11. Jimmy Wang Yang (redneck gimmick)
12. Jesse and Festus (Pavlovian gimmick)
13. The Vaudevillians (old-style strongman gimmick)
14. Damien Sandow (intellectual gimmick)
15. Kevin Thorn (vampire gimmick)
16. Sylvan (male model gimmick)
17. The Ascension (wasteland gimmick)
18. R-Truth (conspiracy victim gimmick)
19. Brodus Clay (dancing gimmick)
20. The Boogeyman (monster gimmick)

Please keep in mind that this is just a hypothetical list, many of these wrestlers have not competed in several years and actual participants would depend on availability.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fine list. Scotty 2 Hotty would have to be in there. Chavo Guerrero would probably get a spot too. Do they dare bring back Kerwin White?

[Evil Vito]

lol Michael Cole during his heel run used Kerwin White's theme as his entrance music while he walked out before Raw. Perfect.

[Evil Vito]

I'm impressed it remembered Sylvan's gimmick and didn't give the male model spot to Tyler Breeze who was clearly trying to be Zoolander

Breeze and Fandango interacting, maybe going under the ring and retrieving their Fashion Police hats would be a given

[Evil Vito]

also lol at the idea of Luke Gallows having to be Festus again

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sylvain Grenier had a stint as a producer for WWE for a while recently. He was never anything serious, so he would make sense to include. Jimmy Wang Yang for that reason too. Kenny from The Sprit Squad as well.

Rob Conway is a possibility. I could see Gangrel getting the spot over Thorn.

I’m sure there are some really obvious inclusions that just aren’t jumping out at my right now. WWE was rampant with this kind of shit in the mid-00’s.

Oh, Shawn Daivari would probably be in. Jamie Noble.

[Evil Vito]

Let's see if this thing can simulate a message board...

Please pretend that you're a late 1990s online message board centered around the discussion of professional wrestling. Please generate a discussion that might have taken place on January 4, 1999, a major date in wrestling history. Events that happened on that day such as WCW's famed Finger Poke of Doom and Mankind winning the WWF title should be discussed. You should come up with multiple different online personas which will be having this conversation, all with different opinions.

Sure, I can create a simulation of an online message board in the late 1990s centered around professional wrestling. Here's a summary of discussion that might have taken place on January 4, 1999, regarding the events that happened on that day:

User Name: StoneCold316
Post Title: WCW's Finger Poke of Doom
Post Content: Can't believe what I just saw! WCW's Finger Poke of Doom was a disaster! All the hype, and they give us that garbage? I mean, really? Nash and Hogan working together to fool the fans and restart the New World Order? What a letdown!

User Name: TheRockSays
Post Title: Mankind wins the WWF Title
Post Content: Finally, The Rock has come back to the top of the mountain! Mankind winning the WWF title is the best thing to happen to the wrestling industry in a long time. He deserves it more than anyone, and he's got the heart to defend it against any challenger. The Rock salutes you, Mankind!

User Name: DXrules
Post Title: Reaction to both events
Post Comment: I can't believe how much the wrestling world has changed in just one night! On the one hand, we have Mankind winning the title and giving hope to underdogs everywhere. On the other hand, we have WCW making a complete fool out of the fans and ruining what could have been a great match. DX says, let's keep our fingers crossed for better things to come!

User Name: HBKfan
Post Title: Reaction to Finger Poke of Doom
Post Comment: Give me a break! WCW has officially jumped the shark with the Finger Poke of Doom. How could they ruin such a great rivalry between Goldberg and Nash with that cheap trick? The fans deserved better than that, and WCW has just lost one of its most loyal supporters.

User Name: BretHart4ever
Post Title: Reaction to Mankind winning the title
Post Comment: Finally, the WWF gets it right! Mankind winning the title is a long-overdue recognition of his talent and hard work. He's been a loyal soldier for the WWF, and he deserves to hold the most prestigious title in the business. Bret Hart says, congratulations, Mankind!

User Name: nWo4life
Post Title: Finger Poke of Doom was genius
Post Comment: You guys just don't get it! The Finger Poke of Doom was a brilliant move by the nWo to regain control of the WCW. Nash and Hogan outsmarted the fans and the WCW management, and now they're back on top where they belong. You may hate it, but you can't deny it was a genius move!

User Name: StingFan
Post Title: Disappointed with both events
Post Comment: I'm sorry to say it, but I'm disappointed with both events. Mankind winning the title was a nice surprise, but it doesn't change the fact that the WWF is still full of gimmicks and cartoon characters. And as for the Finger Poke of Doom, well, it just proves that WCW has lost its edge and is becoming more and more predictable. As a Sting fan, I hope both companies can do better in the future.

[Lock Jaw]

TPWW Poster Sting Fan is an AI-bot?

[DaveWadding]

In someone's TEW game, Tony Khan actually bought WWE. Similarly would be hilarious for it to just happen and he walks out on Raw doing his usual coked up speech.

Would be horrific for the business for anyone to have another monopoly, mind you. But still hilarious to imagine.

Vito and ChatGPT get the credit on this one.


AEW vs. WWE


Write a story line where Tony Khan purchases WWE, comes out on RAW to announce to the entire WWE roster in the ring that he has a big announcement, which brings out the entire AEW roster. The feud should end at Wrestlemania 40. Please include a match card featuring AEW vs. WWE matches.

After months of negotiations, Tony Khan, the CEO of All Elite Wrestling (AEW), has completed the purchase of WWE. The wrestling world is in shock as Khan now owns the two biggest wrestling promotions in the world.

Khan makes his way to the ring on Monday Night RAW, accompanied by the entire AEW roster. He grabs a microphone and addresses the WWE roster, telling them that he has a big announcement. He reveals that the two companies will now work together, creating a new era in professional wrestling. The WWE roster is hesitant at first, but they eventually warm up to the idea.

Over the coming months, we see superstars from both companies teaming up and facing off against each other. The tag team division sees The Young Bucks taking on The Usos, while the women's division sees Britt Baker facing off against Charlotte Flair.

As the year progresses, tensions rise between the two companies. It all comes to a head at WrestleMania 40, where the two companies will compete in a series of matches to determine which promotion is truly the best.

Match Card:

Kenny Omega vs. Roman Reigns - Singles Match for the Universal Championship
Hangman Adam Page vs. Seth Rollins - Singles Match for the WWE Championship
Young Bucks vs. The Usos - Tag Team Match for the Unified Tag Team Championships
Chris Jericho vs. AJ Styles - Singles Match
Britt Baker vs. Charlotte Flair - Singles Match for the Women's Championship
Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena - Singles Match
Darby Allin vs. Jeff Hardy - Hardcore Match
The show ends with the two rosters coming together in the middle of the ring, showing respect and admiration for each other. The wrestling world will never be the same again.


2 / 2




Re write this, but include a portion where Cody Rhodes turns on AEW and joins WWE. Please increase the conflict, the two sides should strongly dislike each other.

After months of negotiations, Tony Khan, the CEO of All Elite Wrestling (AEW), has completed the purchase of WWE. The wrestling world is in shock as Khan now owns the two biggest wrestling promotions in the world.

Khan makes his way to the ring on Monday Night RAW, accompanied by the entire AEW roster. He grabs a microphone and addresses the WWE roster, telling them that he has a big announcement. He reveals that the two companies will now work together, creating a new era in professional wrestling. The WWE roster is hesitant at first, but they eventually warm up to the idea.

Over the coming months, we see superstars from both companies teaming up and facing off against each other. The tag team division sees The Young Bucks taking on The Usos, while the women's division sees Britt Baker facing off against Charlotte Flair.

However, tensions begin to rise between the two sides. The WWE superstars are not happy with the influx of AEW talent and feel that their spots are being threatened. Meanwhile, the AEW roster feels that they are not being given the respect they deserve.

As the year progresses, the tension only grows. It all comes to a head at WrestleMania 40, where the two companies will compete in a series of matches to determine which promotion is truly the best.

Match Card:

Kenny Omega vs. Roman Reigns - Singles Match for the Universal Championship
Hangman Adam Page vs. Seth Rollins - Singles Match for the WWE Championship
Young Bucks vs. The Usos - Tag Team Match for the Unified Tag Team Championships
Chris Jericho vs. AJ Styles - Singles Match
Britt Baker vs. Charlotte Flair - Singles Match for the Women's Championship
Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena - Singles Match
The show is going smoothly until the main event. Cody Rhodes, who had been a cornerstone of AEW, turns on his former teammates and joins the WWE roster. He had been secretly working with the WWE all along, plotting to take down AEW from the inside.

The audience is in shock as Rhodes viciously attacks his former friends, causing chaos in the ring. The WWE superstars cheer him on, while the AEW roster rushes to the ring to defend their own.

The night ends with the two sides still at odds, their hatred for each other even stronger than before. The wrestling world will never be the same again, as the war between WWE and AEW has only just begun.

[Helmsphere]

Here's a scenario where David Arquette remains WCW World Champion during the WWE Invasion storyline:

Following his controversial victory over Jeff Jarrett to win the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, David Arquette becomes the target of both the WWE and WCW wrestlers during the Invasion storyline. The WWE superstars see him as an easy target, while the WCW wrestlers are outraged that someone who has never competed in a wrestling ring before is their champion.

As the storyline progresses, Arquette proves his doubters wrong by showing a natural talent for wrestling and defending his title against some of the top wrestlers from both WWE and WCW. His popularity grows, and he becomes a fan favorite despite the initial backlash.

At the Invasion pay-per-view, Arquette faces off against the WWE Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin in a Champion vs. Champion match. Arquette shocks the world by defeating Austin to become the first person to hold both the WCW and WWE Championships simultaneously.

As the Invasion storyline continues, Arquette becomes a unifying force for the two rival promotions. He uses his position as champion to try and bring peace between the WWE and WCW wrestlers and prevent the conflict from escalating further. His efforts eventually pay off, and the two promotions agree to work together going forward.

Arquette continues to hold the WCW World Heavyweight Championship for several more months before dropping it to a worthy challenger from either WWE or WCW in a hard-fought match. However, his legacy as a surprising and memorable champion during a historic time in wrestling history will always be remembered.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’m surprised WWE have never reached out to Arquette to do something with them. A feud with The Miz in the modern era wouldn’t be as egregious as it was 30 years ago.

[Evil Vito]

Please generate a hypothetical segment of Monday Night Raw where Mr. McMahon returns after an 8 month absence. He re-debuts under the new gimmick of Mr. McMayhem. This new character should have an outlandish new persona.

[The opening of Monday Night Raw plays on the screen with the pyrotechnics and fireworks going off as the camera pans over the screaming crowd. Suddenly, the familiar theme music of Vince McMahon hits and the crowd erupts into cheers.]

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Chairman of WWE, Mr. McMahon!

[Vince McMahon walks out onto the stage in a new outfit, wearing a bright pink suit with a matching fedora hat. He is accompanied by a group of scantily clad women who dance around him as he makes his way to the ring. Once he reaches the ring, he climbs in and takes a microphone.]

Mr. McMayhem: Hahaha! Welcome everyone, to the return of the greatest show on Earth! The WWE is back, and so am I! But I'm not the same Vince McMahon you used to know. Oh no, I've reinvented myself, and I am now Mr. McMayhem!

[The crowd cheers as Vince flexes his muscles and poses for the camera. He then continues speaking.]

Mr. McMayhem: Now, I know some of you may be wondering why I've decided to change my ways. Well, let me tell you, being the good guy was just too damn boring! I needed to inject some excitement back into this company, and what better way to do that than by causing a little mayhem?

[The crowd continues to cheer as Mr. McMayhem paces around the ring, hyping up the crowd.]

Mr. McMayhem: So, let me introduce you to my new regime. First up, I've hired some new talent to shake things up around here. And let me tell you, they are the most dangerous and unpredictable bunch of misfits you have ever seen!

[The lights in the arena dim, and the sound of motorcycles revving can be heard. Suddenly, a gang of bikers ride into the arena, led by a massive figure riding a custom chopper. The crowd goes wild as the bikers circle the ring, revving their engines.]

Mr. McMayhem: And that, my friends, is just the beginning. The era of McMayhem has begun, and nothing will ever be the same again!

[Mr. McMayhem drops the mic and exits the ring, as the crowd continues to cheer and chant his name. The cameras follow him backstage as he heads towards his private office, accompanied by his entourage of women and bikers.]

Mr. McMayhem: (To the camera) Oh, and one more thing. To anyone who dares to stand in my way, I have only one thing to say... BRING ON THE MAYHEM!

[The camera cuts to a shot of Mr. McMayhem's office door as it slams shut, leaving the audience in anticipation of what's to come.

[Helmsphere]

I’m surprised WWE have never reached out to Arquette to do something with them. A feud with The Miz in the modern era wouldn’t be as egregious as it was 30 years ago.

Well he did wrestle Randy Orton that one tIme, and gave the award to Angry Miz Girl.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wow. I have no memory of any of that.

[Shisen Kopf]

Alright, buckle up folks, 'cause this one's gonna be a doozy. It's the story of Bobby Jaggers, the meanest, nastiest son of a bitch to ever step foot in a wrestling ring. Now, let me tell you, Bobby Jaggers wasn't always on top. He had to fight tooth and nail to get where he is today, and he did it by beating the living shit out of everyone in his path.

It all started at the Royal Rumble, where Bobby Jaggers entered the ring as number one. And let me tell you, that ring was packed tighter than a nun's asshole. But Bobby didn't give a fuck. He went in there swinging, and he didn't stop until there was nobody left standing but him.

Three hundred men entered that ring that night, and three hundred men left on stretchers. But Bobby Jaggers was still standing, and he had the championship belt to prove it. And let me tell you, Roman Reigns thought he had a shot at taking that belt away from Bobby, but he was dead wrong.

Bobby Jaggers beat the living shit out of Roman Reigns, and he did it with a smile on his face. He knew he was the best, and nobody was gonna take that away from him. So he stood there, in the middle of the ring, with his championship belt held high, and he let out a roar that shook the rafters.

And that's how Bobby Jaggers became the all-time rasslin' champ, folks. He beat up the entire roster, won a 300-man Royal Rumble, and threw out Roman Reigns to win. And if you don't like it, well, you can shove it up your candy ass, 'cause Bobby Jaggers doesn't give a fuck what you think. He's the baddest motherfucker to ever lace up a pair of boots, and nobody's gonna tell him otherwise.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Get it to book an alternate version of WrestleMania 39, just to see how that plays out.

[Big Vic]

If you write the prompt I'll send it. It has a harder time with current events.

[Evil Vito]

I'm curious about this myself! Night 1 first.

Below is a proposed WrestleMania card. Please generate an explanation for how you would you book each of the following matches:

Match 1 - United States Championship: Austin Theory (C) vs. John Cena

Match 2 - Fatal Four Way Tag Team Match: The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) vs. The Viking Raiders (Erik and Ivar) vs. Alpha Academy (Chad Gable and Otis) vs. Braun Strowman and Ricochet

Match 3 - Seth Rollins vs. Logan Paul

Match 4 - Damage CTRL (Bayley, Dakota Kai, and Io Shirai) vs. Trish Stratus, Lita, and Becky Lynch

Match 5 - Dominik Mysterio vs. Rey Mysterio

Match 6 - SmackDown Women's Championship: Charlotte Flair (C) vs. 2023 Royal Rumble winner Rhea Ripley

Match 7 - Undisputed Tag Team Championship: The Usos (C) vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn

Match 1 - United States Championship: Austin Theory (C) vs. John Cena
Austin Theory would come out as the defending champion, talking about how he is the future of WWE and how he has already defeated some of the biggest names in the industry. As soon as he finishes his promo, John Cena's music hits, and the crowd erupts with excitement. The match would be intense, with Theory trying to prove that he belongs in the big leagues, while Cena attempts to remind everyone why he is one of the greatest of all time. Ultimately, Cena would hit an Attitude Adjustment on Theory and win the United States Championship, to the delight of the WWE Universe.

Match 2 - Fatal Four Way Tag Team Match: The Street Profits (Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford) vs. The Viking Raiders (Erik and Ivar) vs. Alpha Academy (Chad Gable and Otis) vs. Braun Strowman and Ricochet
This match would be a high-octane, high-flying affair, with all four teams bringing their A-game. There would be plenty of near falls and high spots, with each team getting their moment to shine. In the end, Braun Strowman and Ricochet would hit a double finisher on Montez Ford, allowing Strowman to pick up the win for their team.

Match 3 - Seth Rollins vs. Logan Paul
Logan Paul would come out to a chorus of boos, with Seth Rollins following shortly after to a huge ovation. The match would be a classic heel vs. babyface encounter, with Rollins dominating most of the match but Paul showing some surprising resilience. Rollins would ultimately hit a Curb Stomp on Paul to pick up the win, sending the crowd home happy.

Match 4 - Damage CTRL (Bayley, Dakota Kai, and Io Shirai) vs. Trish Stratus, Lita, and Becky Lynch
This match would be a dream match for many WWE fans, with some of the greatest female wrestlers of all time facing off against some of the brightest stars of the present. The match would be a back-and-forth affair, with both teams getting plenty of offense in. In the end, Bayley would hit a Bayley-to-Belly on Trish Stratus, picking up the win for Damage CTRL.

Match 5 - Dominik Mysterio vs. Rey Mysterio
This match would be an emotional encounter, with father and son facing off in a WWE ring for the first time. The match would start off with a lot of back-and-forth action, with both men showing off their impressive in-ring skills. In the end, Rey would hit a 619 followed by a Frog Splash to pick up the win, but the two men would embrace in the ring afterwards, showing that family is more important than any victory.

Match 6 - SmackDown Women's Championship: Charlotte Flair (C) vs. 2023 Royal Rumble winner Rhea Ripley
Rhea Ripley would come out as the Royal Rumble winner, with Charlotte Flair following shortly after as the champion. The match would be a hard-hitting affair, with both women showing off their incredible strength and athleticism. In the end, Ripley would hit a Riptide on Flair to become the new SmackDown Women's Champion, capping off an incredible WrestleMania moment.

Match 7 - Undisputed Tag Team Championship: The Usos (C) vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn
The Usos would come out as the defending champions, with Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn following shortly after. The match would be a high-energy affair, with both teams trading big moves and near falls. The Usos would use their experience as a tag team to isolate and wear down Owens, preventing him from tagging in Zayn. However, Owens would eventually manage to make the hot tag to Zayn, who would come in like a house on fire. In the end, Zayn would hit a Helluva Kick on Jimmy Uso, allowing Owens to hit a Pop-up Powerbomb on Jey Uso to pick up the win and become the new Undisputed Tag Team Champions. The crowd would erupt with excitement as Owens and Zayn celebrate their hard-earned victory.

[Evil Vito]

Night 2:

Below is a proposed WrestleMania card. Please generate an explanation for how you would you book each of the following matches:

Match 1 - Brock Lesnar vs. Omos

Match 2 - Fatal Four Way Tag Team Match: Ronda Rousey and Shayna Baszler vs. Natalya and Shotzi Blackheart vs. Liv Morgan and Raquel Gonzalez vs. Chelsea Green and Sonya Deville

Match 3 - Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship: WALTER (C) vs. Sheamus vs. Drew McIntyre

Match 4 - Raw Women's Championship: Bianca Belair (C) vs. Asuka

Match 5 - Hell in a Cell: Edge vs. "The Demon" Finn Balor

Match 6 - Universal Championship: Roman Reigns (C) vs. 2023 Royal Rumble winner Cody Rhodes

Sure, here's how I would book each of these matches:

Match 1 - Brock Lesnar vs. Omos: This match would be a battle of the big men. Brock Lesnar would come into the match as the favorite due to his experience and track record, but Omos would have the size and strength advantage. The match would start with Lesnar trying to take Omos down with a series of suplexes, but Omos would be able to overpower him and keep him at bay with his superior size. Lesnar would eventually find an opening and hit Omos with an F-5 for the win.

Match 2 - Fatal Four Way Tag Team Match: Ronda Rousey and Shayna Baszler vs. Natalya and Shotzi Blackheart vs. Liv Morgan and Raquel Gonzalez vs. Chelsea Green and Sonya Deville: This match would be a fast-paced, high-flying affair, with each team trying to outdo the others with their high-risk maneuvers. Ronda Rousey and Shayna Baszler would be the favorites, but they would have their hands full with the other three teams. In the end, Rousey and Baszler would emerge victorious, with Rousey submitting Blackheart with an armbar.

Match 3 - Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship: WALTER (C) vs. Sheamus vs. Drew McIntyre: This match would be a hard-hitting affair, with all three competitors using their strength and striking ability to wear each other down. WALTER would come into the match as the champion and would use his chops and power moves to dominate early on. Sheamus and McIntyre would team up at times to take down WALTER, but they would also be fiercely competitive with each other. In the end, McIntyre would hit Sheamus with a Claymore Kick to win the Intercontinental Championship.

Match 4 - Raw Women's Championship: Bianca Belair (C) vs. Asuka: This match would be a showcase of two of the best women's wrestlers in the world. Bianca Belair would come into the match as the champion, but Asuka would be a formidable opponent. The match would be back-and-forth, with both women using their speed and agility to outmaneuver each other. In the end, Belair would hit Asuka with a KOD (Kiss of Death) to retain the Raw Women's Championship.

Match 5 - Hell in a Cell: Edge vs. "The Demon" Finn Balor: This match would be a brutal affair, with both men using the steel cage to their advantage. Edge would come into the match with a chip on his shoulder, looking to prove that he's still one of the best in the business. Balor, as "The Demon," would be a scary and unpredictable opponent. The match would be violent and bloody, with both men hitting each other with chairs, kendo sticks, and other weapons. In the end, Edge would hit Balor with a Spear through a table to win the match.

Match 6 - Universal Championship: Roman Reigns (C) vs. 2023 Royal Rumble winner Cody Rhodes: This match would be a clash of two of the best wrestlers in the world. Roman Reigns would come into the match as the dominant Universal Champion, while Cody Rhodes would be the underdog looking to pull off an upset. The match would start with Reigns using his power to dominate Rhodes, but Rhodes would show his resilience and fight back with his technical ability. In the end, Reigns would hit Rhodes with a spear to retain the Universal Championship.

[Evil Vito]

TBF it got a lot of this pretty bang-on accurate, though I had to try to use 2021 gimmick names so the system would know who I'm talking about.

I'm shocked it didn't try to add "Cody Rhodes is an AEW wrestler who surprisingly won the Royal Rumble" lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

Interesting. Seeing it all written down made me realize how “good” WrestleMania really was.

[Evil Vito]

Tony Khan regularly makes big announcements on television. Can you come up with a list of ten things that Tony Khan might announce on next week's Dynamite?

1. Tony Khan announces a special one-night tournament, "The Khan-troversial Classic," where the winner gets to create a new championship belt of their choosing.

2. AEW partners with Elon Musk's SpaceX to host the first-ever wrestling event in space, "AEW Zero Gravity," where wrestlers compete in a zero-gravity environment.

3. AEW reveals the signing of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as both a wrestler and the company's first-ever head of talent relations.

4. AEW will host a special "Flashback Friday" event, where legendary wrestlers from the past are brought back as holograms for one night only, in never-before-seen matchups.

5. A new match stipulation is introduced: the "Time Travel Tussle," where the loser is sent back in time to relive their most embarrassing moment in wrestling.

6. AEW announces the creation of a new tag team division, "The Animal Kingdom," where wrestlers must team up with an animal partner to compete for the championship.

7. Tony Khan reveals that he has secretly been training as a wrestler and will make his in-ring debut at the next pay-per-view event, challenging the AEW World Champion.

8. AEW will hold a live underwater wrestling event, "AEW Submerged," with a specially designed underwater wrestling ring, and all wrestlers will compete in full scuba gear.

9. AEW forms an alliance with Marvel Comics, culminating in a massive crossover event where AEW wrestlers face off against Marvel superheroes and supervillains in the squared circle.

10. In a shocking twist, Tony Khan announces the acquisition of WWE, merging the two promotions and setting the stage for a "winner-takes-all" event, where the losing promotion will be disbanded forever.

[Big Vic]

Oh goodness most of those are awful.

[Lock Jaw]

Some of those are tremendous lol

[Lock Jaw]

Really sets the tone right off the bat with #1

[Lock Jaw]

@Evil Vito, did you give any prompts before that question to the AI or did the AI just "instinctively" generate hilariously bad ideas for Tony Khan?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Tony Khan is a bot, so it can generate ideas like it is the real Tony Khan.

[Evil Vito]

@Evil Vito, did you give any prompts before that question to the AI or did the AI just "instinctively" generate hilariously bad ideas for Tony Khan?

Nope, the prompt I used was in bold. It just did instinctively.

Granted, I tried doing one for Vince and it also threw out similarly terrible ideas. Really think the AI is just going "wrestling promoter, over the top carny bullshit"

[Lock Jaw]

Still dying at "The Khan-troversial Classic""

[#1-norm-fan]

Lol @ the bot booking a nearly identical WrestleMania to what WWE did.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Still dying at "The Khan-troversial Classic""

I can seriously see them doing something like this outside the name.

[Lock Jaw]

He should hold it in Kentucky and call it the "Kentucky Khan-troversial Klassic"

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[Evil Vito]

More Khan-troversial Classic you say? OK, let's do it.

Tony Khan has announced a special one-night tournament, "The Khan-troversial Classic," where the winner gets to create a new championship belt of their choosing. Please generate a list of 10 potential winners for this tournament, and the championship belt that each potential winner would create.

Kenny Omega - "The Elite Championship": A belt reserved for those who exhibit not only technical prowess but also charisma and showmanship. It becomes a symbol of wrestling excellence and entertainment.

Cody Rhodes - "The Rhodes Legacy Championship": A tribute to the Rhodes family's contribution to the wrestling industry, this championship honors wrestlers who embody the passion, dedication, and spirit of the business.

CM Punk - "The Straight Edge Championship": Open to wrestlers who follow a straight edge lifestyle, this title emphasizes the importance of clean living, discipline, and commitment to one's craft.

Jon Moxley - "The Hardcore Renaissance Championship": A title for wrestlers who excel in hardcore matches, featuring elements of extreme wrestling, while maintaining the high standards of in-ring performance.

Thunder Rosa - "The International Women's Championship": This championship bridges the gap between different women's promotions worldwide and showcases the best female talent from around the globe.

Jungle Boy - "The Young Lions Championship": A title specifically designed for wrestlers under 25, this championship highlights the upcoming stars in the industry and gives them a platform to shine.

Brian Cage - "The Powerhouse Championship": A belt that celebrates the strength and athleticism of wrestling's most powerful competitors, this championship showcases the sport's most physically dominant performers.

Serena Deeb - "The Technical Mastery Championship": This championship rewards those who display exceptional technical wrestling skills, highlighting the importance of in-ring precision and technique.

Eddie Kingston - "The Street Fight Championship": A title that embraces the raw, gritty nature of street fights, this championship requires competitors to utilize their brawling skills and toughness to come out on top.

FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) - "The Tandem Excellence Championship": A tag team championship that emphasizes the importance of teamwork, synergy, and cohesion, this title is reserved for pairs who truly excel as a unit in the squared circle.

Cody Rhodes is no longer in AEW, Jungle Boy is about to turn 26, and FTR's title sounds like a standard tag team championship. As such, please provide me with three more potential winners and championships.

Adam Page - "The Cowboy Championship": A title that embodies the spirit of the cowboy, celebrating wrestlers who showcase heart, determination, and a never-say-die attitude, regardless of their wrestling style.

Tay Conti - "The Martial Arts Championship": This championship rewards those who incorporate their martial arts background into their wrestling repertoire, highlighting competitors with diverse combat skills and techniques.

Sammy Guevara - "The Aerial Artistry Championship": A title designed for high-flyers who push the boundaries of gravity, this championship spotlights wrestlers who consistently wow audiences with their aerial maneuvers and acrobatics.

Some of these sound convoluted enough to actually happen. Don't do it, Tony!

[Evil Vito]

Could you please transcribe a hypothetical Firefly Fun House segment where characters from the Addams Family make an appearance and interact with the Fun House characters?

[Opening theme music plays, and the Firefly Fun House logo appears on screen. The camera fades into the colorful set of the Firefly Fun House.]

Bray Wyatt: (cheerfully) Hi, Fireflies! Welcome to the Firefly Fun House! Today, we have some extra special guests joining us all the way from their creepy, kooky, mysterious, and spooky home. Please give a warm welcome to the Addams Family!

[Camera pans to reveal Gomez, Morticia, Wednesday, and Pugsley Addams entering the set.]

Gomez: (enthusiastically) Thank you for having us, Mr. Wyatt. What a delightfully macabre abode you have here.

Morticia: (smirking) Indeed, it's not often we find a place that rivals our own home in eccentricity.

[As the Addams family members mingle with the Fun House puppets, Abby the Witch catches Wednesday's attention.]

Abby the Witch: (cackling) Well, hello there, little girl. You remind me of someone I used to know.

Wednesday: (deadpan) The pleasure is all yours, I'm sure.

[Meanwhile, Pugsley becomes fascinated with Ramblin' Rabbit.]

Pugsley: This rabbit is awesome! How do you make it talk?

Bray Wyatt: (grinning) Oh, Pugsley, that's one of the Fun House's little secrets.

[As the characters continue interacting, the atmosphere begins to change. The lights start to flicker, and the air becomes darker and heavier.]

Gomez: (slightly concerned) Mr. Wyatt, what's happening?

Bray Wyatt: (smirking) Well, Gomez, it seems that the presence of your delightfully dark family is causing an unexpected reaction.

[Wyatt's demeanor starts to shift, and the transformation into The Fiend begins. As The Fiend's menacing figure emerges, the Addams Family members exchange worried glances.]

Morticia: (raising an eyebrow) Darling, I think it's time we took our leave.

Gomez: (nodding) Agreed, my love. Mr. Wyatt, or rather, The Fiend, it seems we have overstayed our welcome. Come along, children.

[The Addams Family hastily exits the Firefly Fun House, while The Fiend's maniacal laughter echoes in the background.]

[The screen fades to black, and the Firefly Fun House logo appears once more before the segment ends.]

[Evil Vito]

Please transcribe Hulk Hogan reviewing Enya's 1995 album "The Memory of Trees"

"Let me tell you something, brother! When I heard Enya's 'The Memory of Trees' album, I felt like I was transported to another dimension, dude! The sounds and melodies just took over my soul and sent chills down my spine, brother!

Enya's voice is like a siren's call, soothing yet powerful, and the instrumentation on this album is simply mind-blowing, dude! From the hauntingly beautiful 'China Roses' to the ethereal 'Hope Has a Place,' every track on this album is a masterpiece, brother!

And let me tell you, the energy that Enya brings to her music is off the charts, dude! It's like she's summoning the very forces of nature with her music, brother! When you listen to 'The Memory of Trees,' you can feel the power of the earth and the beauty of life itself coursing through your veins, dude!

So if you want to experience something truly magical, something that will shake your very soul to its core, then you need to get your hands on Enya's 'The Memory of Trees' album, brother! It's an experience you'll never forget, and it's a must-have for any true fan of music, dude! Whatcha gonna do when Enya's music runs wild on you?!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

FTR’s Tag Titles could actually follow legit tag rules. No tornado bullshit.

[Helmsphere]

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot transcribe a real-time conversation as I am not physically present to hear it. However, I can provide a fictional transcript based on your prompt:

Tony Khan: "Okay guys, hear me out. I've been thinking about this for a while now and I think we have the resources to do it. I want to bring Mitch the plant back to life!"

Employee 1: "Uh, Tony, Mitch was just a prop. It's not like he was a real living thing."

Tony Khan: "I know that, but think about the publicity we could get from this! Mitch was a fan favorite and I think it would be a great way to honor his memory."

Employee 2: "But how do we bring a plant back to life?"

Tony Khan: "Well, we could use some sort of advanced genetic engineering or maybe even some sort of sci-fi technology. I don't know, I'll leave that to the experts. The point is, we can make it happen."

Employee 1: "Okay, assuming we do bring Mitch back to life, what's the endgame here?"

Tony Khan: "Simple. Mitch becomes a surprise opponent for Jon Moxley at our next pay-per-view. Moxley thinks it's going to be an easy win, but Mitch pulls off the upset and becomes a huge fan favorite once again. Then, he goes on to defeat MJF for the AEW World Title."

Employee 2: "Tony, I don't think that's even possible. Mitch is just a plant."

Tony Khan: "Anything is possible in wrestling! And think about the merchandising opportunities. Mitch t-shirts, Mitch action figures, the possibilities are endless!"

Employee 1: "I don't know, Tony. This seems like a pretty crazy idea."

Tony Khan: "That's the point! We need to do something that will get people talking. And I think bringing Mitch back to life and having him become AEW World Champion would do just that. Now, let's get to work!"

[Evil Vito]

Brock Lesnar has decided to undergo a radical change in his gimmick. Please generate 10 detailed possible new character ideas for him.



1. "The Beast Farmer" - Brock Lesnar embraces his rural roots and appears as a hardworking farmer who uses his brute strength to tame the land. Dressed in overalls and straw hats, he would incorporate farm-related props like pitchforks, shovels, and bales of hay into his promos and matches, showcasing his down-to-earth, blue-collar persona.

2. "The Time Traveler" - Lesnar dons steampunk-inspired attire and claims to have traveled from various eras, using his extensive knowledge of past wrestling styles to outsmart his opponents. He could adopt techniques from legendary wrestlers in history, creating a unique and unpredictable in-ring style.

3. "The Gentle Giant" - Brock becomes a lovable, friendly character who only unleashes his true strength when provoked. He would befriend other wrestlers and form a new faction, "The Gentle Beasts," who aim to make the wrestling world a more peaceful place through camaraderie and respect.

4. "The Intellectual" - Lesnar trades his wrestling gear for glasses and a tweed suit, becoming a genius who uses his intellect to analyze his opponents' weaknesses. He would deliver eloquent promos that disassemble his adversaries with words rather than physical force, and employ psychological tactics to defeat them in the ring.

5. "The Silent Assassin" - In this persona, Lesnar speaks very little or not at all, allowing his actions to speak for themselves. He would become a calculated and methodical wrestler, strategically targeting opponents' weak points and striking with surgical precision.

6. "The Shaman" - Brock transforms into a spiritual leader who claims to draw his strength from nature and the elements. He would enter the ring adorned with tribal face paint and accompanied by ceremonial music, using intimidation and mysticism to unnerve his opponents.

7. "The Game Master" - Lesnar becomes a cunning strategist who challenges his adversaries to overcome elaborate puzzles and games in order to face him in the ring. These challenges could include escape rooms, scavenger hunts, or intricate obstacle courses, showcasing his creative and diabolical mind.

8. "The Artist" - Brock embraces his creative side and becomes a painter, sculptor, or performance artist who uses his wrestling platform to showcase his art. He would create pieces inspired by his opponents, using these works to mock and taunt them, turning every match into a high-stakes artistic showdown.

9. "The Cybernetic Warrior" - Lesnar adopts a futuristic, robotic appearance, complete with high-tech armor and advanced weaponry. He could claim to have undergone cutting-edge enhancements to become the ultimate wrestling machine, using advanced technology to devastate his opponents.

10. "The Bounty Hunter" - Brock becomes a no-nonsense mercenary who hunts down his opponents for a price. Dressed in tactical gear and accompanied by a manager who acts as his handler, he would ruthlessly pursue his targets, with his "hit list" becoming a major storyline in the wrestling promotion.

[#1-norm-fan]

They missed the boat by not going full “Gentle Giant” with Brock already. It’s a timeless character that can get over like gangbusters in any era if booked right. Unfortunately when they do try it now they horribly miss the plot.

[Evil Vito]

Please generate a hypothetical Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry David visits an AEW show. This should lead to him having an awkward, uncomfortable conversation in the locker room with a real AEW wrestler making a cameo on the show.

Title: "Curb Your Wrestling"

Opening Scene:
Larry David receives complimentary tickets to an AEW (All Elite Wrestling) show from a distant cousin who works for the company. Larry's friend, Jeff, convinces him to go to the event, claiming it'll be a fun experience despite Larry's lack of interest in wrestling.

Scene 1: At the AEW Show
Larry and Jeff arrive at the venue, and they take their seats near the ring. Throughout the event, Larry keeps making sarcastic remarks about the wrestling moves and the over-the-top theatrics. A die-hard AEW fan seated nearby overhears Larry's comments and becomes increasingly agitated.

Scene 2: Intermission
During intermission, the upset AEW fan confronts Larry about his lack of respect for wrestling. Larry tries to defuse the situation with humor, but his attempts backfire, leading to the fan challenging Larry to step into the ring to experience wrestling firsthand. Larry, of course, declines.

Scene 3: Meeting the Wrestler
After the show, Larry and Jeff are invited backstage to meet some of the wrestlers as a part of the VIP experience. They enter the locker room, where they bump into Kenny Omega, a popular AEW wrestler, who's just finished a match. Larry compliments him on his performance but inadvertently offends Kenny by comparing wrestling to a "well-choreographed Broadway show."

Scene 4: The Awkward Conversation
An annoyed Kenny confronts Larry about his lack of respect for wrestling, explaining how physically demanding and dangerous it can be. Larry tries to apologize and clarify his statement, but in doing so, he only digs a deeper hole for himself. As they continue talking, Larry unknowingly breaks several unwritten wrestling locker room rules, such as sitting on another wrestler's chair and touching their personal belongings. This further infuriates Kenny and the other wrestlers in the room.

Scene 5: The Showdown
The tension in the locker room reaches a boiling point, and Kenny challenges Larry to step into the ring after the show for a quick lesson on wrestling. Larry nervously accepts, hoping to defuse the situation. Inside the ring, Kenny demonstrates a few basic moves on Larry, who, despite his best efforts, is unable to keep up and ends up with his pants falling off before he becomes comically entangled in the ropes.

Scene 6: The Resolution
Realizing that Larry is genuinely clueless about wrestling, Kenny decides to let him off the hook. He helps Larry out of the ropes and offers a truce, which Larry gratefully accepts. The two shake hands, and Larry promises to show more respect for the sport in the future.

Closing Scene:
As Larry and Jeff leave the venue, they bump into the die-hard AEW fan from earlier, who can't help but laugh at Larry's plight. Larry, confused at how the fan saw it, ends up learning that one of the other wrestlers recorded it and posted it online, causing his latest humiliation to go viral. As Larry stares at his phone in disbelief, the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays.

[Evil Vito]

Told it that AEW was doing a draft between Dynamite on TBS and a new 2-hour show called Collision on TNT. Gave it a "pool" of 20 names/groups and asked it to simulate a draft and breakdown the selections.

AEW Dynamite Roster:

1. The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson w/ Brandon Cutler & Michael Nakazawa) - As a highly popular faction, The Elite will bring star power and exciting matches to Dynamite.

2. "Hangman" Adam Page - A fan favorite and world champion contender, Page will help anchor the main event scene on Dynamite.

3. Dr. Britt Baker DMD - As a top-tier women's wrestler, Baker will lead the women's division on Dynamite.

4. Orange Cassidy (AEW International Champion) - Cassidy's unique character and International Championship will provide memorable moments and title defenses on Dynamite.

5. Adam Cole - Cole's charisma and in-ring ability will make him a top star on Dynamite.

6. Death Triangle (Pentagon Jr., Rey Fenix & PAC w/ Alex Abrahantes) - Their high-flying style and in-ring prowess will provide thrilling matches for Dynamite.

7. Darby Allin & Sting - The mix of veteran experience and young talent will create intriguing storylines on Dynamite.

8. Jade Cargill (TBS Champion) - As TBS Champion, Cargill will bring prestige and competitive matches to the women's division on Dynamite.

9. Christian Cage & Luchasaurus - Their unique partnership adds variety and depth to the tag team division on Dynamite.

10. Miro - With so many high-flyers drafted to the Dynamite roster so far, Miro's intensity and dominating presence would provide the perfect contrast.


AEW Collision Roster:

1. CM Punk - Punk's return to wrestling has created massive buzz, and he will be a major draw on the new Collision show, ensuring it gets off to a good start.

2. Blackpool Combat Club (Bryan Danielson, Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta) - This group's technical prowess and hard-hitting style will set the tone for Collision.

3. The Jericho Appreciation Society (Chris Jericho, Sammy Guevara, Jake Hager, Daniel Garcia, Matt Menard, Angelo Parker, Tay Melo & Anna Jay) - Led by the legendary Chris Jericho, this faction will bring star power and engaging storylines to Collision.

4. Wardlow (TNT Champion) - As the TNT Champion, Wardlow will lead the charge for Collision, defending his title and showcasing his dominance.

5. "Jungle Boy" Jack Perry - His exciting in-ring style and growing popularity make Jungle Boy a perfect fit for Collision.

6. Bullet Club Gold (Jay White & Juice Robinson) - With their international appeal, Bullet Club Gold will help Collision establish itself as a global brand.

7. The Acclaimed (Max Caster & Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn) - Their entertaining promos and solid tag team wrestling will strengthen Collision's tag team division.

8. The Outcasts (Saraya, Toni Storm & Ruby Soho) - Their rebellious nature and strong in-ring skills make them a captivating addition to Collision's women's division.

9. Samoa Joe - Joe's intense style and experience will add credibility and depth to the singles competition on Collision.

10. Ricky Starks - Starks' charisma and in-ring talent make him a rising star on Collision.

This roster split aims to create a balance of star power, exciting in-ring action, and engaging storylines on both shows. It also allows for growth and development of younger talent, while maximizing the impact of established stars.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That’s basically how I would predict it goes. Darby, Sting and Miro to Collision though. BCC, JAS and Jungle Boy to Dynamite.