AEW Revolution - March 5, 2023

[Triple A]

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[xrodmuc316]

Why is Danhausen wearing a mumu dress?

[#1-norm-fan]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Danhausen is dressed like Homer from the episode of the Simpsons when he worked from home... omg lmao.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWRevolution?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWRevolution</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWZeroHour?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWZeroHour</a> <a href="https://t.co/z5ddNaJkG5">pic.twitter.com/z5ddNaJkG5</a></p>&mdash; Phoenix says: ������!!������ ��️█�� (@PhoenixJustice) <a href="https://twitter.com/PhoenixJustice/status/1632533229373739008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[xrodmuc316]

Not enough people appreciate Jon Moxley as a technician

HAHAHAHA oh Renee

[weather vane]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Danhausen is dressed like Homer from the episode of the Simpsons when he worked from home... omg lmao.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWRevolution?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWRevolution</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWZeroHour?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWZeroHour</a> <a href="https://t.co/z5ddNaJkG5">pic.twitter.com/z5ddNaJkG5</a></p>&mdash; Phoenix says: ������!!������ ��️█�� (@PhoenixJustice) <a href="https://twitter.com/PhoenixJustice/status/1632533229373739008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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[Triple A]

Renee Young always gives me shitty phony WWE pre show vibes...

[Triple A]

Damn, JR left off the PPV again...

[Triple A]

Someone hit a car while trying to park in front of my apt and the alarm has been going off for the past 30 mins straight......................

[slik]

just now tuning in

[xrodmuc316]

Remember when Renee left wrestling for better opportunities? They thought she was going to be a host on like Good Morning America lol

[Splaya]

Anyone got a stream link?

[xrodmuc316]

Who RJ and why is he feeling nips?

[Triple A]

RJ City guy way "too much"....... overshadowing the wrestlers by being way 2 zany

[slik]

Anyone got a stream link?

watchwrestling dot in

[slik]

RJ City needs to dial it back a bit

[slik]

Damn, JR left off the PPV again...


you manifested jim ross to appear

[Triple A]

JR baby

[Triple A]

smh at immediately going to a Draft Kings commercial

[xrodmuc316]

Jericho is like Bill Murray in Kingpin, at first he looks great, but the longer he competes the wilder he looks!

[Triple A]

Crowd doesn't look like they're from San Francisco... looks more like a Dayton, Ohio crowd

[Triple A]

Feel like 35% of the crowd is wearing backwards baseball caps...

[Triple A]

Someone hit a car while trying to park in front of my apt and the alarm has been going off for the past 30 mins straight......................

Car alarm finally stopped... thank god...........

[Triple A]

Really wish these matches had storylines to make me care about them...

[slik]

Good block of Judas Effect, glad Starks won

[Triple A]

Christian is great... glad he "won me over"... 2985897257x better as a heel

[Triple A]

Wish this was an Eye for an Eye match where you had to tear your opponent's eye out of the socket on camera to win

[Jordan]

We have blood ladies and gentleman!

[screech]

Glad you came around on Christian, AAA

[Jordan]

I want to see Christian bump in tacks! The CLB!

[Jordan]

Of any weapon to plant, he plants a chair!

[slik]

blade job count - 1

[slik]

is luchasaurus still christian's evil henchman

[Triple A]

That was really good!

[Jordan]

Oh my lord that troll woman in the audience

[Jordan]

This is like Jungle Boy saying goodbye to his father :(

[Jordan]

"i love you dad"

[slik]

that was good

[Jordan]

Even though AEW sucks compared to what it used to be like and WWE is somehow 10x better than it's been for years and years. I still find AEW more watchable 10 fold. I get so tired when I watch WWE. I still enjoy how AEW feels a little more scatter brained like WCW did.

[Jordan]

This should be a cool match! Get ready to suspend thy disbelief for a shit load of dives.

[Triple A]

Buddy Matthews huge pecs

[Jordan]

We are gonna get Gedo and Tony's Omega vs Triple H's Omega

[xrodmuc316]

Kenny vs Buddy is the matchup

[Jordan]

Buddy looks AMAZING. Like Rick Rude good, wow.

[Triple A]

What if the Saraya match is right after this one

[Jordan]

This is a match I'd have booked within like 3 months of Buddy being in AEW.

[slik]

omega's gear reminds me of aj styles

[Jordan]

What if the Saraya match is right after this one

Oh no, hopeful that match gets scraped for time tonight.

[Jordan]

Oh man this is really good! Finally Malakai shines.

[Jordan]

Hoss battle, Matt Buck vs King!

[Jordan]

I really hope that Brody King is in the AEW game and they have that dope strong shoulder check in his move set.

[Triple A]

This match is cool...

[Triple A]

So much better with JR on commentary instead of Schiavone...

[Jordan]

This is some good shit.

[xrodmuc316]

Loving Brody's face paint BTW

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Could watch Omega and Black throw knees at each other all day

[Jordan]

This is exactly why AEW has the Trio's division. So good.

[Triple A]

Julia Hart hot.....

[Triple A]

nice...

[Triple A]

So much better with JR on commentary instead of Schiavone...

Damn..... Schiavone replacing JR now :smh:

[Jordan]

HOLY SHIT. That was FU CKING perfect modern wrestling.

[xrodmuc316]

Holy hell at that knee from Buddy

[Jordan]

Holy hell at that knee from Buddy

Took that Sweet Chin to Shelton to a new level.

[Triple A]

moving at a brisk pace

[xrodmuc316]

Couldnt they have booted Excalibur instead of JR?

[Jordan]

So glad that HOB won that match and may actually be a thing that matters in AEW. They fucking rock.

[xrodmuc316]

Took that Sweet Chin to Shelton to a new level.

I had to look to make sure Jackson's head was still attached!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Toni butt cleavage in good form tonight

[Evil Vito]

Fucking a that trios match was great. Happy for the House of Black.

[Jordan]

I don't like DMD playing 2nd fiddle to Hayter.

[xrodmuc316]

Taz has been making that "so and so is wearing orange" joke for 20 years lol

[Evil Vito]

There are rumors of Kenny leaving and I’m sure losing the titles will add to those rumors but HOB needed that more.

If he sticks around I’d be fine seeing The Elite continuing to mix it up with other trios though. Love this shit.

[Jordan]

Ruby Soho, what a bull dyke!

[Jordan]

Saraya ... what can I say, I'm oddly really attracted to her and feel some lover for her.

[slik]

I agree with all the winners so far

[Jordan]

Hayter seems like the type who'd let you hit it raw and tell you via text that she's had a couple of guys tell her they've gotten bumps after they slept together and she has an appointment later today to get tested for herpes and just wanted to let you know.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Saraya ... what can I say, I'm oddly really attracted to her and feel some lover for her.

And we know she’ll let you cum on her face. Got a lot of positive attributes.

[slik]

Saraya not good

[xrodmuc316]

Always loved that submission, cant remember what she used to call it though. Not Rampaige or Paige Turner, something like that though

[Triple A]

diarrhoea... missed most of the match

[slik]

what did u eat @ AAA

[slik]

was it guac??

[xrodmuc316]

Ruby Soho

IS SHE THE THIRD MAN???

[Triple A]

what did u eat @ AAA

not sure...... stomach fucked for the past 3 days!!! can't eat anything but ritz crackers...

[Triple A]

oh no stomach can't handle this freaking match right now

dizzy already

[Supreme Olajuwon]

not sure...... stomach fucked for the past 3 days!!! can't eat anything but ritz crackers...

Norovirus been running rampant this winter

[Evil Vito]

Ruby turning heel is such an astoundingly stupid idea.

[xrodmuc316]

Over/Under Mox Blading in this match = 3 minutes

[slik]

How long before Moxley blades? I'm going with 3 minutes, tops

[xrodmuc316]

Oh shit Elias!

[slik]

not sure...... stomach fucked for the past 3 days!!! can't eat anything but ritz crackers...

remember when john madden had those BOOM

TOUGH ACTIN' TINACTIN

commercials

[Triple A]

Is this theme new? seems better

[xrodmuc316]

LOL what did they do to Hangman's theme

[slik]

BOOM

[slik]

TOUGH ACTIN'

TINACTIN

[Jordan]

I wish Mox would just blade pre match with a beer can like Sandman for this one.

[Jordan]

I like that theme for Hangman, I hope that sticks. Felt like a reboot for Hangman, made me feel like he's going over.

[slik]

This show has been perfectly paced so far IMO

[Jordan]

What time did the bell ring?

[slik]

How long before Moxley blades? I'm going with 3 minutes, tops

Called it

[Jordan]

Hangman is bladed

[Triple A]

no...

[xrodmuc316]

Even the announcers are making fun of Moxley bleeding from a strong wind lol

[Triple A]

come on man

[Jordan]

AAA I hope you can hold down you crackers, it's about to get gross!

[Evil Vito]

Holy FUCK

[Jordan]

OMGFGGHHHHHHHAAAH! The blood splatter! holy shit! that was insane

[Jordan]

Mox is something fucking else my friends.

[Evil Vito]

“A strong breeze would make Moxley bleed” was an amazing line of commentary

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It is a travesty that JR isn’t calling this match

[slik]

Ow

[Triple A]

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[Jordan]

This is awesome. I love it.

[Evil Vito]

Maybe Moxley is gonna finally go on his vacation and everyone on the beach can admire his barbed wire wounds

[Jordan]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!

[Jordan]

Oh man this is next level!

[Triple A]

Good ending... feel like I am gonna pass out

[Triple A]

This theme is great!

[Evil Vito]

Well, they don’t call him Hangman for nothing! Fuck that was brutal.

[Jordan]

Fuck yeah man that was goddamn RASSLIN

[Jordan]

That and the Trio's Title were two of the wildest fucking most cutting edge matches I can remember for a while. Really good stuff.

[Triple A]

Joe is awesome... this should be cool hopefully

[Evil Vito]

In hindsight it’s shocking to think that Mox was ever in WWE, let alone for 7 years. The type of wrestling he clearly loves more than anything else is the kind of wrestling he was never going to be allowed to do there.

[Triple A]

Joe should win, then Hobbs should beat him

[slik]

slik approves of wardlow's gear

[Triple A]

smh... wardlow boring... hope Hobbs beats him

[slik]

theme tonight is the younger talent going over

[Evil Vito]

Wouldn’t mind Hobbs beating Wardlow. The whole thing with the TNT Title is it’s defended far more than any other AEW title. Makes sense that it changes hands more often when the competitors are usually of equal “quality”

[Evil Vito]

Feels like OC and Danhausen are just here A) to get OC on the show and B) because Danhausen is an easy guy for the Gunns to get a pin on

[Evil Vito]

….yyyyyup

[slik]

fun match, boring winners

[Evil Vito]

Woooooo FTR

[slik]

ftr has cena nuff

[DaveWadding]

FTR :cool:

[Triple A]

stomach hasn't recovered from Moxley match... so fucked........

[slik]

ppv will end before Midnight ET, good

[weather vane]

FTRRRRRRRR

[Triple A]

lol @ taking drink from a mother and throwing it at her small son

[weather vane]

Hahahaga

[xrodmuc316]

lol @ taking drink from a mother and throwing it at her small son

That popped.me :lol:

[Evil Vito]

Really thought they’d have MJF just settling for going down a point or two early via DQ from chair assault, weakening him and allowing MJF to pick off some easy falls and make Bryan fight from behind

[Triple A]

damn, not even the halfway point yet

[Jordan]

BLOOD

[slik]

blood

[slik]

nasty gush on MJF

[Lock Jaw]

Just turned it on "just because"...... "disgusted" @ MJF blading super profusely from a flying headbutt.... like wtf man....

Stream died now, oh well....

[Jordan]

Needs more blood!

[Triple A]

this match rules

[slik]

That was an excellent sequence

[Jordan]

TONY KHAN IS FOR THE FANS!

[Jordan]

There nere was an hour long match that went by so fast

[Triple A]

what a match

[slik]

crowd is on fire

[Jordan]

MJF is so MEMPHIS! I love it. So good.

[Triple A]

incredible! so good

[Jordan]

That was a fantastic finish.

[slik]

That was an excellent main-event!

The theme of tonight was young talent going over.

[xrodmuc316]

That was easily the best PPV they have put on in 2 years or so. Since Double or Nothing 2021.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I love it.</p>&mdash; James Gunn (@JamesGunn) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesGunn/status/1632557813607337984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Evil Vito]

When you fight for 52 minutes and the crowd is still chanting “Fight Forever”, damn you know you’ve done good.

[Evil Vito]

Awesome PPV. Which I’m not surprised with. The PPVs nearly always slap and there were like 5 matches on this card I was looking forward to.

Khan just needs someone to help him bridge the 3 months between shows, because this show would’ve been seen by more people if the build didn’t suck.

[slik]

kid mjf threw water on was not a plant and his mom was not happy...aew sent Amanda Huber out to try and smoothe things over in the crowd

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tony says the boy's name is Titus and he was a real champ about it and we'll be seeing him at more AEW shows. MJF just huffs and sarcastically talks about how concerned he was.</p>&mdash; Trevor Dame (@TrevorDame) <a href="https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1632615044730200066?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[xrodmuc316]

kid mjf threw water on was not a plant and his mom was not happy...aew sent Amanda Huber out to try and smoothe things over in the crowd

Mom was cool with her son seeing crazy violence and blood, hearing a bunch of swearing, but get a little water on him, and whoa they are ruining his childhood! Bunch of kayfabe killing marks!

[#1-norm-fan]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">MJF's promo on the Media Scrum. LMFAO.<br><br>Calls himself the Best Wrestler in the World and mildly references CM Punk... AGAIN. <a href="https://t.co/fulnufniWl">pic.twitter.com/fulnufniWl</a></p>&mdash; Drainmaker ��️ �� (@DrainBamager) <a href="https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1632616228346036226?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 6, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

“You. Fuckface. Take a pickle.” :lol:

[Sepholio]

lmao "If you don't believe me google it ya fucking marks."

[Triple A]

Really craving pickles

[slik]

same

[Sepholio]

Pickles are da bomb. One of the few things I can always eat.

[slik]

kosher dill

[Triple A]

This media scrum kinda sucks (since MJF finished)... feels like a WWE one where every1 is just asking "kayfabe" questions

[Triple A]

Dave Meltzer in the house to show them how it's done.....

[Sepholio]

kosher dill

yassss. I'll take a good spicy dill every now and then too.

[Sepholio]

Pickle gang gang

[Triple A]

Tony Khan seems "exhausted" / depressed

[Bad News Gertner]

The "post show media scrum" is probably the stupidest thing to come out of wrestling in the past 15 years

[Fignuts]

Yeah, it makes sense in Japan where things are more grounded with real sports style presentation, but its pretty dumb to do it in the wild and whacky western style.

[XL]

I think I’d be onboard if it was 100% kayfabed and used to further storylines. This quasi-reality thing their doing is crap.

[XL]

FTR are a great signing for AEW. I predict they’re going to get used incredibly well.

[Mr. Nerfect]

LolAEW

[screech]

I generally think the post-show media things are dumb but that MJF bit was great :lol:

[Vastardikai]

So, Ruby turned after the match? Dumb. But at least the fourth most important part of this program is still champ.

Good on them having Starks and HoB win.

Lucha didn't turn on Mark... yet. (Sorry, I still see it coming.)

Also, if I were Tony, there would be a surprise return match on Wednesday: MFJ vs Danielson. Which Danielson wins. MJF is suspended for the rest of his contract.

If I was that Mom, Tony is gonna buy me a new house at bare minimum.

[Sepholio]

If Im that mom I'm telling my kid to stop crying because they just got to be part of the biggest match of the PPV and that's a once in a life time experience lol

[Sepholio]

Seriously if MJF threw water on my kid I would be celebrating. That would be so awesome.

[Sepholio]

Also yeah, they need to do away with media scrums. Just have like a 20 minute thing called "MJF talks shit after the show" and be done with it.

[Vastardikai]

Seriously if MJF threw water on my kid I would be celebrating. That would be so awesome.

Are you sure it was water? I heard otherwise.

[Vastardikai]

Another point: working with kids is really risky in that you have to smarten them up at some level. Even the kid who had the basketball kicked away from him by Ted DiBiase got the money off screen. Angry Miz girl got to meet Miz and they had a moment.

It doesn't sound like it was done here.

[Triple A]

Haven't stopped craving pickles since last night, damn... need to buy some tomorrow

[Mr. Nerfect]

The media scrums are so obviously a bad idea. Gotta have the circlejerk.

[XL]

I’m not convinced on that MJF water spot. The mom doesn’t react at all when he grabs the cup and barely after he chucks it. The kid is sat real awkward while everyone around him is stood up and he’s got his hood up like he’s ready for it and he barely reacts either.On the other hand MJF really doesn’t throw it with any gusto. Basically gets a drop on the kid’s hoodie. Can’t see how he got it in his eyes at all.

[Sepholio]

Yeah I've seen a lot of speculation that he actually was a plant and they are just trying to deny it to make it seem real. Wouldn't surprise me honestly.

To be completely honest here, when I heard the kids name was Titus I immediately assumed he was a plant and they were hiding his real identity.

[ron the dial]

makin makin moves makin million dollar moves

[ron the dial]

or no move at all

[Triple A]

Hangman's theme

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