AEW Dynamite 3/22/23 Thread

[Evil Vito]

Starting us off with the Young Bucks being taken to a nearby medical facility bah gawd

[Evil Vito]

IT’S STIIIIIIIIIING

[slik]

Good start to the show with the Ambulances

[Evil Vito]

I like the aesthetic of the Kip/Penelope/Butcher/Blade group

[Evil Vito]

Plus The Butcher is still just really fucking cool in general

[slik]

fun opener

[Evil Vito]

lol @ Sting with the OC shades

[ron the dial]

lolllllllll looking at the double or nothing banner

[rez]

Joe Sting Cool

[Triple A]

Finished eating a halloumi sandwich... very good (fried halloumi, tomatoes, tzatziki on pita bread)

[Triple A]

lots of commercials, it seems

[Triple A]

Feel like every commercial is geared towards 50-60 yr old men...

[Triple A]

hate Excalibur's voice... seems very "unprofessional"

[Evil Vito]

Huge pop at the Omega vs Vikingo promo

[Triple A]

Interesting @ red, white and blue ropes...

[xrodmuc316]

So are the Elite faces now?

[ron the dial]

hate Excalibur's voice... seems very "unprofessional"

his voice on that promo package was awful

[slik]

was thinking about the guy in the scary movie films with the tiny hands for some reason

[slik]

i like the gunn club's entrance music

[Evil Vito]

FTRRRRRR

[xrodmuc316]

FTR Bald has totally ruined this team for me because he never shuts up.

[Triple A]

doesn't make sense in storyline that they would just suddenly offer to "quit AEW" + just bums out the crowd

[Triple A]

Leila Grey the hottest person in AEW......

[slik]

lololololololol Stokely

[Evil Vito]

doesn't make sense in storyline that they would just suddenly offer to "quit AEW" + just bums out the crowd

I mean the Gunns were adamant nothing FTR could offer would give them a title shot, until it wasn’t

Also it makes sense because FTR are catty about their contract status so the results of this match will just lean into it

[Evil Vito]

Leila Grey the hottest person in AEW......

Not sure I’d rank her #1 but that’s because the competition/my penis is stiff

[Evil Vito]

Stokely is a national treasure

[Triple A]

lol @ receipt from Wing Stop

[ron the dial]

damn stokely taking that guardrail bump

[Evil Vito]

RIP Stokely

[screech]

lol Hook clearly missing with the chair shots

[slik]

fun first hour

[Evil Vito]

The Firm cheering for Stokely every time he looked at them only to look like he was about to die as soon as he turned his back to them was brilliant

[ron the dial]

fun first hour

i'm really only here for omega/vikingo but yeah that was fun

[ron the dial]

TECH N9NE

[ron the dial]

hell yeah

[Triple A]

o god so bored by Adam Cole

[Triple A]

"the crowd goes mild"

[Sepholio]

Adam Cole reminds me of really bland guac

[slik]

daniel garcia feels like another guy now...

[slik]

thought that sign said local pegging enthusiast

[Triple A]

Garcia doing a good job

[Triple A]

Cole looks way skinnier / smaller now than he did before even

[slik]

Alexa Bliss revealed on The Masked Singer


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">�� TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! ��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheMaskedSinger?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TheMaskedSinger</a> <a href="https://t.co/dr6aRgIEq6">pic.twitter.com/dr6aRgIEq6</a></p>&mdash; The Masked Singer (@MaskedSingerFOX) <a href="https://twitter.com/MaskedSingerFOX/status/1638703050197209089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Evil Vito]

Yeah Callis definitely paid to have the Bucks jumped.

[slik]

how long until mox blades

[slik]

devious don callis

[slik]

i wonder if don callis was friends with bobby heenan

[ron the dial]

how long until mox blades

I hope immediately I love it

[slik]

moxley and stu having communication issues it seems

[slik]

does pegging enthusiast frank drebin still watch aew??

[ron the dial]

does pegging enthusiast frank drebin still watch aew??

he's too busy raising a child or something???

[Sepholio]

he's too busy raising a child or something???

By "raising" I assume you mean selling a kid to pfwd on the dark web

[Sepholio]

Also I heard he's too busy experiencing reGINA with LJ to watch.

[slik]

gingerly forearms and elbows from Stu

[ron the dial]

By "raising" I assume you mean selling a kid to pfwd on the dark web

for a Porsche and cocaine if I recall

[Jordan]

I am here for a Stu Grayson win.

[ron the dial]

I am here for a Stu Grayson win.

then you are not here friend goodbye we love you

[slik]

lmao rip jordan

[slik]

Ricky Starks should wear a bucket hat like Jake Hager

[ron the dial]

Ricky Starks should wear a bucket hat like Jake Hager

would you stop it

[Jordan]

Sticky Rarks has challenged THE JEWS

[ron the dial]

battle of the big booties

[Evil Vito]

A rare bloodless Mox match. He only saves that for the special ones.

[slik]

by the power of grayson

i have the power

[slik]

manifesting aleister black skeletor cosplay gear

[ron the dial]

fkn qtv

[slik]

qtv a gimmick dated by like 15 years

[Triple A]

horrible...

[Evil Vito]

Love Skye Blue

Wish she could win a Dynamite match sometimes this century

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Good butt cleavage balance in this match. Usually Anthoni Storm is unmatched as the butt meat queen but Sky Blue entering her hat into the butt meat game.

[Evil Vito]

I originally thought that QTV, given QT Marshall’s resemblance, that he was gonna do some Alex Jones conspiracy theory gimmick

[ron the dial]

Good butt cleavage balance in this match. Usually Anthoni Storm is unmatched as the butt meat queen but Sky Blue entering her hat into the butt meat game.

made me think of this post which i think of too often honestly

Is Toni Storm the greatest A cup/fat butt of all time

[Triple A]

same spray paint angle and some1 running in for the save for the 9th week in a row

[rez]

RIhO!

[Evil Vito]

same spray paint angle and some1 running in for the save for the 9th week in a row

Women’s division is on such auto pilot booking. Khan really doesn’t seem to give a fuck.

[xrodmuc316]

Riho randomly swinging the fake pipe as she runs down the ramp lol

[xrodmuc316]

Did they say 161 pounds? That means he really weighs about 125lbs

[slik]

lol @ superkick party sign

[Triple A]

Damn he's like Rey Mysterio's size, interesting

[ron the dial]

dude is so sick

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Wonder if the internet’s biggest Roman Reigns fan Marc Deering is here live in Independence, Missouri for AEW Dynamite.

[slik]

I like Vikingo's gear

[Sepholio]

DVOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!

GET THE TABLE!!!!!!

[slik]

Wonder if the internet’s biggest Roman Reigns fan Marc Deering is here live in Independence, Missouri for AEW Dynamite.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">No green for me tonight I’ll be invading Smackdown Shield 2017 style. <a href="https://t.co/UUeXCINH3x">pic.twitter.com/UUeXCINH3x</a></p>&mdash; The last Hound of Justice! (@MarkDeering3) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkDeering3/status/1636746388573757441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 17, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I got cheated no Roman this last Friday in Kansas City that was the main reason I went was hoping I’d see Roman.</p>&mdash; The last Hound of Justice! (@MarkDeering3) <a href="https://twitter.com/MarkDeering3/status/1637624519404711937?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 20, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Evil Vito]

Vikingo fucking rules

[ron the dial]

and props to omega for being such a good base for vikingo's insanity

[Triple A]

cool...

[Evil Vito]

Hand Vikingo a contract with the terms left blank and just let him fill in whatever he wants.

[slik]

ouch @ kenny's head

[Sepholio]

Vikingo vs PAC please and thank you.

[slik]

Don being at ringside very suspect...

[Sepholio]

Good lord

[Triple A]

jeez

[Evil Vito]

Fucking hell

[screech]

Vikingo vs PAC please and thank you.

I can get down with that

[Triple A]

oh shit

[ron the dial]

Vikingo vs PAC please and thank you.

THAT is the match

[Sepholio]

Kenny Omega should never be seen in AEW again after that. He's dead. It's canon now.

[xrodmuc316]

AAA wrestler does a crazy move, gets an AEW chant... :lol:

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">HOLY BALLS! <a href="https://twitter.com/vikingo_aaa?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@vikingo_aaa</a> going 630!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWDynamite?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWDynamite</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWonTBS?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWonTBS</a> <a href="https://t.co/VOR21rRbtn">pic.twitter.com/VOR21rRbtn</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@tde_gif) <a href="https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1638720846242934784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 23, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Evil Vito]

If you didn’t like that match, you’re a retard.

[ron the dial]

what a damn match. A+.

[Jordan]

Damn when Vikingo hit the mat after that 630, yeeeesh.

[xrodmuc316]

Dave Meltzer just had an orgasm after that match.

[Triple A]

boooooooooooooo

[Sepholio]

Boy I'm glad BCC attacked because an in ring interview with Vikingo still on the mat was about to piss me off

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dunno how you let Vikingo go back to another promotion after this. “Hey guys you know that guy who just did the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen? You want more of that? Check out this other promotion!”

[xrodmuc316]

Sigh, why can't AEW ever just let a moment set in.

[Evil Vito]

God I love the BCC as heels

[Sepholio]

D Bry should blindside Page.

[screech]

sirens? HOLLER, IF YA HEAR ME

[ron the dial]

lollllll Hangman stole an ambulance

[Sepholio]

Hope TK suspends Page for GTA.

[ron the dial]

oh don...

[Evil Vito]

Don Callis is a god damn jezebel

[Evil Vito]

That was a seriously fun Dyno

[xrodmuc316]

LOL Don so evil tricking Kenny

[slik]

Good episode this week though it does seem odd the Elite are feuding with House of Black and Blackpool Combat Club.

[Sepholio]

lol look Im gonna be that guy here. I hate angles like that ending. When Omega inevitably confronts Page next week about hitting Don I'm gonna have to tune out. I can't buy that. Every person on Earth put in that situation is going to go watch the footage right after and that'll be that lol

[ron the dial]

Dunno how you let Vikingo go back to another promotion after this. “Hey guys you know that guy who just did the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen? You want more of that? Check out this other promotion!”

for real

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If Callis turns and joins BCC that would probably be very good for Utah Wheeler. Let somebody else try to get him over.

[Sepholio]

Hey at least he'll actually get to wrestle when he goes back instead of disappearing with no explanation for months on end.

[Evil Vito]

I don't mind stories that hinge on wrestlers being big dummies who don't actually watch the show they're on. I've kind of accepted that as the Irish whip of wrestling storytelling.

More importantly I'm interested in figuring out what Callis' actual game is between trying to isolate Kenny from the rest of The Elite and also Hangman and also trying to recruit Takeshita. Is he going to try and make an astroturf Golden Lovers?

[slik]

isn't don trying to woo takeshita as well

Don Callis Combat Club

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Major props to Vikingo for guaranteeing himself a whole lot of money whenever and wherever he signs his next contract.

I’ve seen Gifs of his matches on Twitter but wow that was impressive.

[slik]

HHH wheeling out a SUV full of cash r/n for Vikingo if TK does not

[slik]

Vikingo feuded w Rey Fenix at TRIPLEMANIA XXX

[xrodmuc316]

If Callis turns and joins BCC that would probably be very good for Utah Wheeler. Let somebody else try to get him over.

Nobody is getting Wheeler Useless over :rofl:

[Vastardikai]

Nobody is getting Wheeler Useless over :rofl:

He is the Uncharismatic Enigma

[xrodmuc316]

He is the Uncharismatic Enigma

Compared to Wheeler, Lance Storm and Steve Blackman were The Rock and Steve Austin!

[Sepholio]

Compared to Wheeler, a mound of dirt and a tree are The Rock and SCSA.

[weather vane]

I think he looked great as a heel last night.

[Sting Fan]

Good show all told.

Skipped the ladies, just dont care tbh. Sting, OC, and Darby... awesome, could watch that all day. FTR win or lose will be great given the internet divide. Im picking its a no brainer there staying personally but the fact half of the IWC will be wrong is delicious.

Kenny Omega, what a guy. Vikingo is amazing but Kenny being involved just makes things feel more important and having him main event a show feels right, like a big time guy is closing the show.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You know what wrestling needs more of? Stories that could be resolved if the wrestlers watched the TV show.