AEW Dynamite - 5.3.23

[slik]

Dyno Mite

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Miss Kylie O’Reilly

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Bandido very cool

[slik]

lol @ shirt

[xrodmuc316]

How come Keith Lee doesnt help Cole when Cole just helped him?

[slik]

jim ross would call this a donnybrook

[Evil Vito]

Fun atomico to this point. OC and Bandido being sunglasses buddies is the best kind of flimsy justification for an alliance.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You hope being able to team with Bandido will give guys like Adam Cole and Orange Cassidy some much needed rub

[rez]

panties. renee's. what color

[Triple A]

watching .

[rez]

What is the purpose of Just For Men One day beard product? I thought grey was in

[rez]

I miss Statlander :(

[xrodmuc316]

I hate the BCC

[Triple A]

idk why my brain immediately shuts down when Moxley starts to talk and I never have any idea what he says

[rez]

Mox giving me a "gimme a fucking break I must be back in The Shield" facial expression vibes

[Triple A]

oh god @ Outcasts

[Triple A]

worried that they are gonna do the same spray paint run in angle again...................

[rez]

Willow can sit on my face

[Triple A]

Good morning, champions @ all my AEW Dynamite brothers in this thread

[xrodmuc316]

worried that they are gonna do the same spray paint run in angle again...................

They absolutely will :rofl:

[Triple A]

What city is this

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Willow can sit on my face

RIP rez

[rez]

RIP rez

That's mean spirited of you. I'd have a very elaborate L shaped wooden straw to take breaks and breath.

[rez]

SHIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[xrodmuc316]

LOL EVERY FUCKING WEEK

[slik]

this storyline w paige is dumb

[Triple A]

worried that they are gonna do the same spray paint run in angle again...................

a little twist this time...

[rez]

boner boner boner boner boner

[Triple A]

Feel like Shida "returns" every 3 months

[rez]

gotta go find my only modern day wrestling t-shirt (Shida Street Fighter) ahhh yeayhhhhhhh

[rez]

Feel like Shida "returns" every 3 months

:shifty

https://i.etsystatic.com/28128863/r/il/b06bef/2907890850/il_fullxfull.2907890850_gsjf.jpg

[xrodmuc316]

LOL so House of Black can just make their own rules now

[Triple A]

What did they say, what are their rules... all I caught is that there are 20 second count outs and DQs are enforced...?

[xrodmuc316]

Where is the tightrope guy? Have they already forgot about that Megastar?

[slik]

wish jerry springer was still alive and a backstage interviewer in aew

[xrodmuc316]

What did they say, what are their rules... all I caught is that there are 20 second count outs and DQs are enforced...?

No rope breaks, but yes DQs lol

[slik]

will hobbs and his advocate jerry springer

[slik]

are sally jesse raphael and donahue 'still with us'

[Evil Vito]

I’m all for House of Black fucking shit up every week

[slik]

blackpool combat club and their advocate phil donahue

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willow nightingale and her advocate ricki lake

[Evil Vito]

Harley Cameron. Horny.

[slik]

jim ross would call this a donnybrook

[Triple A]

are sally jesse raphael and donahue 'still with us'

Yes they are apparently. Sally Jessy Raphael is 88 and Phil Donahue is 87. Ricki Lake 54

[slik]

did vikingo sign w aew i don't remember

[slik]

BOOOOOOOO at eliminating Lucha Bros

[slik]

lol @ Hobbs eliminating himself

[rez]

I wanna see Penelope and Julia sccccisssor

[Evil Vito]

Butcher and Blade lose. Water is wet.

[slik]

Acclaimed and House of Black is an unexpected feud but I'm looking forward to that match

[slik]

The Acclaimed and their advocate Maury Povich

[rez]

Don will probably cost Kenny something soon.

If there were a clean slate, who should Don advocate for next? Obvi, a heel.

[#1-norm-fan]

Eggplant parm

[rez]

Don could work wonders with Miro

[slik]

Don will probably cost Kenny something soon.

If there were a clean slate, who should Don advocate for next? Obvi, a heel.

Biker Cutler and his advocate, Don Callis

[rez]

I feel like the dinosaur is going to unmask soon, finally. this back and forth face/heel/face/heel shit is as stinky as Simple Fan's unclean butthole.

[Vastardikai]

Willow can sit on my face

(Salutes Honorably)
Gory Gory What a helluva way to die!

[rez]

Biker Cutler and his advocate, Don Callis

lol, Cutler did cross my mind finally losing his shit against the EVPs but I'm not sure Bobby Heenan could make a main eventer outta em

[rez]

wtf

am

i

watching

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Was Jews Robinson over as a heel in Japan

Seems way too goofy to be playing a “cool heel”

[rez]

The Writers' Guild stuff right meow. I fully expect Freddy Prince Jr will make another push at building a promotion.

Poor pro wrestling promotion writers (poor poor writers if you work for Vince). No representation and gotta keep on keepin on.

[rez]

Which is a deep thought that deserves its own thread by someone.

[rez]

Juice doesn't interest me

[xrodmuc316]

LOL Jay White an absolute afterthought

[Lock Jaw]

Don will probably cost Kenny something soon.

If there were a clean slate, who should Don advocate for next? Obvi, a heel.

Eggplant parm

Advocating for an Eggplant Parm would be a premium angle

[slik]

wish owenbrown was still posting


picturing him suplexing Triple A into a pile of Popeye's Ghost Pepper Chicken

[rez]

wish owenbrown was still posting


picturing him suplexing Triple A into a pile of Popeye's Ghost Pepper Chicken

Trips is too important to be wasted on a one off limited time only chicken product.

Lather him up in Wendy's Ghost Pepper Ranch instead.

[rez]

with papercuts

[Triple A]

lol @ clapping thing before diving to the outside

[Supreme Olajuwon]

MJF effortlessly countering a code red into a wheelbarrow bomb. Ridiculous

[GD]

Oof at some of the landings in this match.

[rez]

lol nice. that was cool coffin drop

[rez]

decent storytelling. it looked bad on paper but working out. i approve

[Mr. Nerfect]

Saraya in AEW is kind of like WCW bringing in Warrior, but then pushing through with him and not cutting bait.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Toni Storm should be in this Bullet Club Gold shit and Ruby Soho should be a babyface.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Did Keith Lee and Swerve Strickland ever end their program?

[Mr. Nerfect]

The card for Double or Nothing looks to be shaping up like:

* MJF vs. Jungle Boy vs. Darby Allin vs. Sammy Guevara. Lazy fucking way to throw them all together. The timing isn’t right for these guys. Only Allin really feels like someone who can be a main event player.

* The Elite vs. The BCC, possibly in Blood & Guts. Shoot me now. The Elite suck. Moxley sucks. Yuta isn’t there yet. Claudio is a background player and Danielson has been turned so much he doesn’t matter.

* The Outcasts vs. The Not-Outcasts. Fucking yay.

* Chris Jericho vs. Adam Cole. You might as well throw in Keith Lee and do a “Who Looks the Worst?” three-way concern over the guys’ health.

* Ricky Starks vs. Jay White. How’s that push going, Ricky? I hope he didn’t get fooled into signing a long-term deal with the Jericho win being dangled as a carrot.

* The House of Black vs. The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn, House Rules. So basically every AEW match. The Acclaimed have been successfully cooled. Way to go, guys.

* Wardlow vs. Luchasaurus. Yay.

[weather vane]

SHIDA to the Outkasts. Love it.

[weather vane]

Fuck.

[weather vane]

Where is da bunny?

[weather vane]

DEAN

[Sting Fan]

I have been hot and cold on the 4 way Main event build but I found myself amazingly hyped for it during tonights main event. Feels like the 4 of them will put on a banger and while my brain knows MJF is winning my heart could be convinced JB or Darby get a win and it would be a good thing. I will buy the PPV for this match.

The BCC Elite stuff would be 100 x better for me if they didnt use the screwdriver at all... use a bottle, use a crowbar, use almost any of the old wrestling tropes and use it well rather than a screwdriver where it feels like theres no way to elevate the confrontation now that I want to see.

I am hyped for Mox vs. Omega, if they dont go full reatard stabbing each other it should be awesome!

Christian vs. Wardlow has great potential. Make Christian champ please.

Felt like a solid show.