The official Val Venis disccusion thread

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June is Val Venis appreciation month. Share your favorite GIFs, images and videos of the youngest CMLL World Heavyweight Champion in history.

https://media.tenor.com/h2D8s5gaadcAAAAd/val-venis-madturnip.gif

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Late 90s Val Venis was firing on all cylinders

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[Helmsphere]

Val Venis....I Choppy Chop your Pee Pee

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Val Venis....I Choppy Chop your Pee Pee

What a classic moment from the Attitude Era. Truly a career milestone which also featured Japanese legend and #1 Smackdown announcer, Sho Funaki.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Guru Dave, do you feel comfortable dedicating an appreciation thread to a transphobic conspiracy theorist?

[Mr. Nerfect]

That’s just the sort of guy he is, ladies. Take a long, hard look at yourself. Heh, heh…hard.

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It was a travesty when Morley and Lance Storm were bumped off the Mania XIX card to perform on Heat. They'd go on to lose the World Tag Team titles but in the process earn a rare 5-star rating from Dave Meltzer. The only Sunday Night Heat match with such a distinction.

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How can we forget the time he performed as Chief Morley and rose to main event level status? His association with Eric Bischoff contributed to the latter's induction into the WWE HOF.

https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2014/07/stone-cold-eric-bischoff.jpg

[screech]

Does Val Venis still have Hunter Biden child porn on his laptop that he's going to share?

And has Elon let him back on Twitter? lol

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Even Elon Musk cannot deny Venis.

https://twitter.com/dankanarchy

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Val Venis talks about joining the infamous "Right to Censor" stable.

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[Helmsphere]

He's kind of batshit crazy. But we are not here to discuss the person, only the wrestler who entertained us, and boy do I have some stories about that from a alternate universe I visited.

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Arguably one of the greatest Intercontinental Heavyweight Champions in the history of the title, Val Venis would go on to elevate the strap and solidify his legacy in the process.

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A vintage photograph as the champion in CMLL

https://prowrestlingstories.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Steel-Val-Venis-becomes-CMLL-Champion.jpg

[Helmsphere]

And best fisherman suplex this side of Perfection.

[Helmsphere]

Remember when Val Venis took a splash off the cage from Rikishi and still won the match?

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Remember when Val Venis took a splash off the cage from Rikishi and still won the match?

What an iconic match...it could've easily headlined a pay-per-view. A true classic.

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When the floundering European Championship was losing its luster, Val Venis was elected to represent the continent as its champion. This decision would not only rejuvenate the strap but also solidify Val Venis as a main event player.

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[Helmsphere]

I mean that Val Venis was such a draw as European Champion, they elected Kurt Angle, a hall of famer to take it from him. There wasn't going to be no Mideon, or Pete Gas taking the belt from him, and let's not forget Val took the title from a Hall Of Famer in British Bulldog.

[Helmsphere]

Even the greatest European Champion of all time couldn't take the strap from Val.

[Tom Guycott]

Even the greatest European Champion of all time couldn't take the strap from Val.

Are you referring to D-Lo Brown by chance?

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Any Attitude Era aficionado can tell you how important Mankind's feud was with the Big Valbowski. If it wasn't for the pivotal juncture in his career, he would've never won the WWF Championship.

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[Helmsphere]

Are you referring to D-Lo Brown by chance?

Yeah we're talking about the real deal now.

[Helmsphere]

Also, while the man who plays Val Venis may be a nut. He did uncover a fact that history got wrong. It wasn't a Iceberg that sank the Titanic, It was Big Shows Big Fat Dimply Ass.

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Whoomp! There it is!

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Here's an official entrance video from WWE's YouTube channel

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, while the man who plays Val Venis may be a nut. He did uncover a fact that history got wrong. It wasn't a Iceberg that sank the Titanic, It was Big Shows Big Fat Dimply Ass.

Ha, you have to keep clearing your throat to clarify that you’re not defending the person while you’re trying to take shots at…me, I guess? Val Venis is a piece of shit. So is Guru Dave. Are you sure this is the sandpit you want to play in?

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DAE remember Val Venis winning a WWE.com poll to challenge Hunter for the World's Heavyweight Championship? Such a travesty that he never got his rightful shot.

[Helmsphere]

Ha, you have to keep clearing your throat to clarify that you’re not defending the person while you’re trying to take shots at…me, I guess? Val Venis is a piece of shit. So is Guru Dave. Are you sure this is the sandpit you want to play in?

Careful Noid, your creature is showing.

Not taking a shot at you Noid, wasn't even aware Val was crazy until you pointed me to his out of Ring affairs.

I'm simply talking about entertaining Val Venis moments.

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Noid keeps calling me my old name after I've transitioned into womanhood. He just never stops :'(

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Can't believe how jealous Hunter was of Val Venis, giving him a concussion on purpose.

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[screech]

Lots of Val Venis moments and memories in this thread

[Mr. Nerfect]

Careful Noid, your creature is showing.

Not taking a shot at you Noid, wasn't even aware Val was crazy until you pointed me to his out of Ring affairs.

I'm simply talking about entertaining Val Venis moments.

Now you’re celebrating a transphobic conspiracy theorist.

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Now you’re celebrating a transphobic conspiracy theorist.

People who live in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones :o

This old pervert has been misgendering me on purpose :nono:

[Fignuts]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Yes! I am all for moral &amp; ethical slavery. 100% absolutely!</p>&mdash; Val Venis(The Big Valbowski) (@ValVenisEnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/ValVenisEnt/status/1665104130900217861?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 3, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

lol christ

[Wehttam]

hellooooo slaveys

[Mr. Nerfect]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Yes! I am all for moral &amp; ethical slavery. 100% absolutely!</p>&mdash; Val Venis(The Big Valbowski) (@ValVenisEnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/ValVenisEnt/status/1665104130900217861?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 3, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

lol christ

I’m pretty sure the douche is just performing for attention, but fucking yikes. I guess you could say he’s doing a Guru Dave.

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Jon Moxley credits the Big Valbowski for his meteoric rise in the world of professional wrestling.

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Unbeknownst to many wrestling fans, the Uso splash is merely a rebranding of the ultra popular Money Shot splash.

https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2015/11/e21ioJBz.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Jon Moxley credits the Big Valbowski for his.... *breath heavily*.... meteoric rise..... in the world of professional wrestling.

[Savio]

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The chair shot mentioned above.

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That was nasty.

At least, Morley has an excuse for the way he is. What excuse does prominent transphobic poster, Mr. Nerfect have? Misgendering people is okay as long as you don't like them.

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The match that made Rikishi famous. He credits the Big Valbowski for absorbing the impact from the splash.

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[Savio]

That was nasty.

At least, Morley has an excuse for the way he is. What excuse does prominent transphobic poster, Mr. Nerfect have? Misgendering people is okay as long as you don't like them.
Oh my.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, I don’t misgender you, Guru Dave. That’s your username. You chose it. Fuck’s sake you’re a pathetic weirdo. When people don’t like you, it’s not because they’re phobic. It’s because you’re a cunt.

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Lol, I don’t misgender you, Guru Dave. That’s your username. You chose it. Fuck’s sake you’re a pathetic weirdo. When people don’t like you, it’s not because they’re phobic. It’s because you’re a cunt.

Wow! Can't believe notable transphobe Mr. Nerfect is refusing to acknowledge my womanhood.

[Wehttam]

being a pussy doesn't make you a woman.

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being a pussy doesn't make you a woman.

Good boy. Here’s your participating trophy 🏆

[Wehttam]

usually when people make a character they hide behind, that character is interesting. you should keep the trophy for yourself.

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s'cute :roll:

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The image that sent shockwaves through the wrestling world

https://cdn4.whatculture.com/images/2014/07/Val-Venis-choppy-choppy-pee-pee-600x338.jpg

[Savio]

The image that sent shockwaves through the wrestling world

https://cdn4.whatculture.com/images/2014/07/Val-Venis-choppy-choppy-pee-pee-600x338.jpg

.....And inspired Guru Dave

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[Seanny One Ball]

Lol, I don’t misgender you, Guru Dave. That’s your username. You chose it. Fuck’s sake you’re a pathetic weirdo. When people don’t like you, it’s not because they’re phobic. It’s because you’re a cunt.



If i ever need to see sense in this particular forum, I come and read some Noid.

[Seanny One Ball]

being a pussy doesn't make you a woman.


Quality line.

Respect.

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Seanny, would you like to share your favorite Val Venis memory?

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Even Sunny couldn't resist the Big Valbowski

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[Seanny One Ball]

I hate free speech. Too many idiots abuse the concept.

[Seanny One Ball]

Whatever he is smoking did not make him that way. He clearly had inclinations towards madness. Look at his entire career. Over achiever.

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I hate free speech. Too many idiots abuse the concept.

Please refrain from referring to Noid as an idiot in this thread. We're here to celebrate Val Venis.

[Seanny One Ball]

I love the wrestler as an ideal but don’t ever get me caught up in their human lives. I know a guy who would be eating off of his Cody Rhodes match if Cody didn’t just wrestle anybody and this was at least a decade ago. Now he works in Subway.

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I'm just grateful that he helped end racism.

https://i.imgur.com/DWa6c5X.jpg

[Seanny One Ball]

Only because his dad was addicted to saying the n-word

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Help yourself to a gorgeous Val Venis wallpaper for your smartphones and desktop

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLD0i6PCMAIo1Ym.jpg:large

[XL]

I love the wrestler as an ideal but don’t ever get me caught up in their human lives. I know a guy who would be eating off of his Cody Rhodes match if Cody didn’t just wrestle anybody and this was at least a decade ago. Now he works in Subway.

Pardon?

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How can we ever forget the Big Valbowski's time in the Impact zone...if it wasn't for backstage politics, he would've been a multi time champion

https://images.dotstudiopro.com/5ebe805445ccc035b57de342/1300/731

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How can we ever forget Morley's tag team title reign with the charismatic Lance Storm...

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[Bad News Gertner]

They were a good team

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They were a good team

I think you mean to say they were great. If it wasn't for them, the tag team division on RAW would've crumbled.

[XL]

I love it they throw two good midcarders together as a team cos they’ve ran the well dry with them as solo acts.

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Nobody could match Chief Morley's in-ring stamina and acumen. There's a reason why Hunter nailed him with that chair shot to the cranium.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Since we are doing this all over again:<br><br>Fuck sexists. Fuck racists. Fuck homophobes. Fuck transphobes. Fuck bigots.<br><br>Evil Uno supports you.</p>&mdash; EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) <a href="https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1670869267309264897?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 19, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Helmsphere]

In 3 of the 4 wrestling events I've gone too, Val Venis wrestled in 3 of them, he is undefeated with 3 wins against such Legends as Rob Conway, Test, and Steve Blackman.

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But what about Dough Basham?

[Lock Jaw]

But what about Dough Basham?

Was that Doug Basham's short-lived "baker" gimmick?

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Was that Doug Basham's short-lived "baker" gimmick?

Rumors suggested that he was going to put on an English accent as well so that he could play a Brit Baker.

[Bad News Gertner]

Remember when Val Venis became "The Big Valbowski" because UPN didn't like how close Venis is to Penis.

That was the reason for the change lol

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Remember when Val Venis became "The Big Valbowski" because UPN didn't like how close Venis is to Penis.

That was the reason for the change lol

Legend has it that Mr. Nerfect cried tears of blood that night.

[Helmsphere]

I've never been able to see Doug Basham wrestle live. I'm sure it would of been a sweet treat.

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I've never been able to see Doug Basham wrestle live. I'm sure it would of been a sweet treat.

Would of been…would have been…it is a bummer that you missed out on Dough Basham’s WWE run. Can’t wait for the Dark Side of the Ring episode.

[Wehttam]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Since we are doing this all over again:<br><br>Fuck sexists. Fuck racists. Fuck homophobes. Fuck transphobes. Fuck bigots.<br><br>Evil Uno supports you.</p>&mdash; EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) <a href="https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1670869267309264897?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 19, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

i wonder what he thinks about losers who make an internet persona that is trans in order to try to 'get' someone.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Remember when Val Venis became "The Big Valbowski" because UPN didn't like how close Venis is to Penis.

That was the reason for the change lol

Lol, I do remember that. I didn’t know that was the reason. I remember him beat Christian in a King of the Ring tournament match in 2002. I was stoked at the time, but that was criminal lol.

[Mr. Nerfect]

i wonder what he thinks about losers who make an internet persona that is trans in order to try to 'get' someone.

Loser doesn’t have a gender.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I've never been able to see Doug Basham wrestle live. I'm sure it would of been a sweet treat.

Yeah, it would have been good. I strongly recommend a 2/3 Falls Match between him and Nick Dinsmore from OVW.

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i wonder what he thinks about losers who make an internet persona that is trans in order to try to 'get' someone.

I had an inclination that you were slow.

[Tom Guycott]

I'm just grateful that he helped end racism.

https://i.imgur.com/DWa6c5X.jpg

You all must have forgotten: he does have the very first interracial baby in history.

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You all must have forgotten: he does have the very first interracial baby in history.

I mean folks...

https://cdn.wrestletalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/bobby-fish-impact-ppv.webp

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How could you not love this man is beyond me :roll:

https://smirfittsspeech.files.wordpress.com/2021/01/10_val_venis_alumni.jpg?w=642

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Cody Rhodes has a message for Mr. Nerfect

https://i.redd.it/ww6omhhkqf7b1.jpg

[Savio]

I think this thread has been run into the ground.

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I think this thread has been rUn iNtO tHe gRoUnD.

The thread never had any merit or actual value to begin with, Big Money Savio.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sean Morley should apologize for being horrible, admit it was all a ploy to try and get attention and come back to wrestling as an ageing Attitude era star clinging on. He got a taste of fame and is addicted to it. He and Dustin Rhodes could make an excellent babyface team against Jeff Jarrett & Jay Lethal.

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Sean Morley should apologize for being horrible, admit it was all a ploy to try and get attention and come back to wrestling as an ageing Attitude era star clinging on. He got a taste of fame and is addicted to it. He and Dustin Rhodes could make an excellent babyface team against Jeff Jarrett & Jay Lethal.

This is the Noid I miss. I’ll deem this thread as a success now.

[Seanny One Ball]

Pardon?

A guy I know once wrestled Cody Rhodes. He likes to remind people.

I like to remind people it wasn’t like he wrestled Dusty.

[Helmsphere]

It would be a story of redemption and forgiveness. Considering they kayfabe hated each other.

[Big Vic]

The thread never had any merit or actual value to begin with, Big Money Savio.

True, I was being nice.

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True, I was being nice.

There were no expectations to begin with, Big Money Savio. It’s like you’re missing the point of the thread.

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The greatest cliffhanger in Monday Night Raw's history. <a href="https://t.co/X7uJxxxow9">pic.twitter.com/X7uJxxxow9</a></p>&mdash; ChanMan (@ChandranTheMan) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChandranTheMan/status/1560498060299419648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 19, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2550/4102/products/CCI09222020_0014_1024x1024.jpg?v=1601860331

[Helmsphere]

We gotten past the oral, the doggy style, now we're in the missionary before the Money Shot part of the thread.

Darlene are you planning on unleashing the Summer of The Damaja next month?

[Tom Guycott]

We gotten past the oral, the doggy style, now we're in the missionary before the Money Shot part of the thread.

Darlene are you planning on unleashing the Summer of The Damaja next month?

Unless this thread takes a turn, then goes ass to mouth.

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[Seanny One Ball]

I thought men were from Mars and women were called Val Venis

[Seanny One Ball]

I wonder if he ever landed the money shot on Mr Ass.

[Seanny One Ball]

They should bring him back and have him attack female wrestlers that he thinks are really men just like Jeff Jarrett when he was putting divas in the figure four. His reasoning would be that he got tricked into bed with a bloke because he forgot to do the Crocodile Dundee/Donald Trump crotch grab before taking him home.

Bring back real heat. That would be a wild gimmick.

[Seanny One Ball]

Then they’d have to bring back Right To Censor for a while, just change it to Right To Gender.

Russo we need you

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So long space cowboy

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https://i.redd.it/k2xivh134yob1.jpg

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It's safe to say that the combination of concussions and ungodly amounts of reefer has fried Val Venis' brain.