World Wrestling Entertainment Presents: Money in the Bank 2023. Special Start Time 3:00 pm EST, Dummies. YEAH

[Supreme Olajuwon]

[Twitter is down so I can’t find a good match card graphic to steal. Will update when fixed. Go Io.]

[Mr. Nerfect]

Not that motherfucking pumped. Haven’t been following. Wrestling is dead.

[DAMN iNATOR]

So pumped. Hoping IYO Sky takes home the ♀️ MitB briefcase.

[xrodmuc316]

So Mother Fucking Pumped, about to watch the best England PPV all year!!!

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Is Gunther wrestling Matt Riddle? That will be a good match.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The show will be “good.” It’s just hard to care about wrestling.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is Gunther wrestling Matt Riddle? That will be a good match.

Yeah, I’m hoping he wins and continues his journey towards breaking HTM’s single-run IC record.

[DAMN iNATOR]

CARD

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Bloodline Civil War–Roman Reigns and Solo Sikoa (w/Paul Heyman) vs. The Usos (Jimmy & Jey Uso)

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7-Man Money in the Bank Ladder Match–Damian Priest vs. Butch vs. Santos Escobar vs. L.A. Knight vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Logan Paul vs. Ricochet

https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_m/public/all/2023/06/MITB_23_MatchGraphic_WomensLadder_FC_Day_Date--bf8dc3030f8d32170b50f5fca6df0e5c.jpg
6-Woman Money in the Bank Ladder Match–IYO Sky vs. Trish Stratus vs. Zoey Stark vs. Bayley vs. Zelina Vega vs. Becky Lynch

https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_m/public/all/2023/07/MITB_23_MatchGraphic_Seth_Finn_FC_Today--f70c69fd0a27caa4af3671e82dc0366c.jpg
World Heavyweight Championship–Seth “Freakin’” Rollins © vs. Finn Bálor

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WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship–Ronda Rousey & Shayna Baszler © vs. Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez

https://www.wwe.com/f/styles/wwe_16_9_m/public/all/2023/06/MITB_23_MatchGraphic_Cody_Dom_FC_Day_Date--58e1d9bb5e5cd1c73e454076c4d82d6c.jpg
Cody Rhodes vs. Dominik Mysterio

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Intercontinental Championship–Gunther © vs. Matt Riddle

[xrodmuc316]

Wonder if Randy returns today. Maybe Drew as well.

[erickman]

if LA does not win we riot

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, I’m hoping he wins and continues his journey towards breaking HTM’s single-run IC record.

That happens after Memorial Day weekend, I believe. There’s a big attraction for those shows.

[erickman]

boooooooooo

[xrodmuc316]

MAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

At least Priest winning adds some intriguing Cash In options, but shit LA Knight is so damn over.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Why are Seth and Becky ordering food at Applebees when they clearly already had food on their table

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Priest winning is cool. Hope Finn wins the title now too. Tensionnnnnn

[DAMN iNATOR]

That happens after Memorial Day weekend, I believe. There’s a big attraction for those shows.

If my calculations are right it would be September 9 or so. I’m assuming you mean after Labor Day, not Memorial Day.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder if Randy returns today. Maybe Drew as well.

Dunno about Orton. Everything I’ve read seems to imply that his career may well be over at this point.

[xrodmuc316]

YOOOOO WTF?

[xrodmuc316]

I did not even consider that happening lol

[Sepholio]

Did not see that coming.

[erickman]

Priest winning is cool. Hope Finn wins the title now too. Tensionnnnnn

yeah after finn wins prest cashes in an finn looks like a clown

[Mr. Nerfect]

If my calculations are right it would be September 9 or so. I’m assuming you mean after Labor Day, not Memorial Day.

That’s the one. I’m not a yank so I don’t keep track of these things lol.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Finn Balor should win the World Title. I’d be fine with Dom beating Cody too. Build all of Judgment Day up as stars.

[xrodmuc316]

LOVE the Codester!

[xrodmuc316]

DominateCODEr

[Mr. Nerfect]

LA Knight is the third biggest active merch mover they’ve got at the moment. It’d make sense to put Knight in a program with Finn Balor. I’m predicting Cody, Seth & LA Knight vs. Judgment Day on Raw.

[erickman]

guess no brock

[xrodmuc316]

Oh damn!

[erickman]

cena time

[xrodmuc316]

LOL man Wrestlemania in England, Tiny Khan is not gonna take this shit!

[erickman]

guess if aew can do it wwe will take mania to london

[Fenix122]

LOL Bayley representing the Judgment Day apparently

[Mr. Nerfect]

Is WrestleMania 41 going to be in England?

[xrodmuc316]

Loved that finish!

[Mr. Nerfect]

They could have had Finn beat Seth and then have The Usos beat Roman Reigns & Solo. Reigns gets the spike after the match and Judgment Day swarm the ring. They all get their licks in on Roman and Priest cashes in and wins the title(s). Judgment Day stands tall with Finn, Priest & Rhea all holding hardware.

[Mr. Nerfect]

As another big dog move, reach across the aisle and try to get Dean Ambrose for SummerSlam to do something with The Shield reforming to go against either Judgment Day or The Usos & Solo. Or you can slip an LA Knight or Rey Mysterio into that slot.

[Mr. Nerfect]

SummerSlam could have been something like:

* The Shield vs. The Bloodline
* Cody Rhodes vs. Brock Lesnar
* Damian Priest vs. Rey Mysterio for the WWE Title (Dom’s got an important decision to make)
* Finn Balor vs. LA Knight for the World Heavyweight Title

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Wait…did they really save Roman finally getting pinned for a tag match where the title wasn’t on the line?

[Helmsphere]

They did. It seems like a waste, yet at the same time. It makes sense and gives Jey USO the rub they started in 2020. Of course it probably isn't going anywhere.

[Fignuts]

People on twitter acting like LA Knight's career is doomed, as if MITB is the only road to the title.

Wish MITB would just go away, tbh.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

They did. It seems like a waste, yet at the same time. It makes sense and gives Jey USO the rub they started in 2020. Of course it probably isn't going anywhere.

You’re prob right. Just seems like an underwhelming decision to make your top top guy eat a pin in a fucking tag match instead of making it huge moment where you put a new guy over winning the title.

[xrodmuc316]

Come Raw tomorrow night, Iyo Sky will become the 2nd longest holder of the women's MITB contract.

1. Carmella - 287 days
2. Iyo Sky - 2 days and counting
3. Asuka - 1 day * never actually cashed in, was awarded title the following night
4. Nikki A.S.H. - 1 day
5. Alexa Bliss - 2 hours
6. Liv Morgan - 2 hours
7. Bayley - 1 hour

[Mr. Nerfect]

LolWWE

[Mr. Nerfect]

People on twitter acting like LA Knight's career is doomed, as if MITB is the only road to the title.

Wish MITB would just go away, tbh.

People are funny. I don’t think they realize they are more invested in him losing than they would be winning, when they start complaining about how he’s being jammed down their throats and business isn’t immediately turning around.

Money in the Bank is a REALLY tired concept. The guys in the match this year don’t even feel like pushed guys.