Laugh at lying Tony Khan Thread

[xrodmuc316]

About that "largest ever" show...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Turnstile count-<br>AEW All In 2023: 72,265<br>WWE Wrestlemania 32: 80,709<br><br>Paid attendance-<br>AEW All In 2023 (announced): <br>81,035<br>WWE Wrestlemania 32 (implied by WWE disclosures): <br>73,711 to 85,888<a href="https://t.co/mRB34Ge7be">https://t.co/mRB34Ge7be</a> <a href="https://t.co/tG6B5rvFXx">https://t.co/tG6B5rvFXx</a></p>&mdash; Brandon Thurston (@BrandonThurston) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1702076437975437734?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

https://wrestlenomics.com/2023/09/13/aew-all-ins-turnstile-count-was-72265-according-to-local-government/

https://www.pwinsider.com/article/175340/tony-khan-will-not-like-the-latest-news-on-aews-ticket-sales.html?p=1

[Destor]

I get your point and its valid but there's no world where i can knock 72k paid

[GD]

That damn jezebel :mad: :fu:

[xrodmuc316]

I get your point and its valid but there's no world where i can knock 72k paid

Not at all, it was a success, but like they always do, they had to go out of their way to pat themselves on the back, "CHANGED THE WORLD" nonsense, and then proved themselves to be full of shit, just like WWE.

They FEDBAD all they can, but then do the exact same thing. That makes them liars and hypocrites. They just are not capable of getting out of their own way.

[GD]

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[Lock Jaw]

Inflating their numbers isn't "getting in their own way". Pretty standard carny business practice. The majority will not know any better, so go ahead and inflate those numbers, make yourselves look good.

[xrodmuc316]

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Ok I really like Will now, too funny!

[XL]

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I thought AI generated images had improved?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Turns out you were right, xrod.

[Ben Rodrigues]

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Ok I really like Will now, too funny!

Ha! :lol:

[GD]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, Ospreay.

[Sepholio]

lol I love that clip of Ospreay.

[Bad News Gertner]

Lmao that's amazing

[xrodmuc316]

I thought AI generated images had improved?

That looks like a Disney still frame for streaming Daredevil and this is his new villain.

[XL]

Legit thought it was some Saudi sheikh.

[XL]

“Where’s the lie?”

All this proves is that AEW is so over that 8,770 fans were willing to buy tickets to a show they couldn’t attend, just to have the ticket.

[Sepholio]

Can't wait for the video footage of TK wearing shades sitting by the turnstiles spinning them with his hands for 3 hours.

[Frank Drebin]

Michael Nakazawa would probably be the one doing it for him.

[Bad News Gertner]

At to think people were upset at Vince for raping women

[Sepholio]

ikr. Vinces transgressions are tame in comparison

[Mr. Nerfect]

Tony Khan’s hugs seem just as invasive.

[Mr. Nerfect]

“Where’s the lie?”

All this proves is that AEW is so over that 8,770 fans were willing to buy tickets to a show they couldn’t attend, just to have the ticket.

I’m not sure Tony didn’t buy those tickets himself.

[xrodmuc316]

“Where’s the lie?”

All this proves is that AEW is so over that 8,770 fans were willing to buy tickets to a show they couldn’t attend, just to have the ticket.

Well yeah, Shad wasn't going to fly all the way to England just to watch his son play with his toys, no matter how many tickets he bought for Tiny's fundraiser know as All In

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope Shad can say no to his son next year when he needs to pony up for even more. “Can’t I just buy you another sports team?”

[xrodmuc316]

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81,000!!!!
:eek:

[Mr. Nerfect]

It will be interesting to see if next year’s show goes ahead. There’s been even more lost momentum between now and then. The aproduct is almost definitely going to be even colder when it’s time for the next one. Should TK start preparing his excuses for moving the show now?

The Sad Dad Coalition of Greater Britain threatened to send someone to take out Christian Cage?

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk made 81k people fear for their lives and too scared to buy tickets so they had to move it down the road.

[Mr. Nerfect]

A meteor threatened to come out and wipe out Luchasaurus.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They had to change location so Father Time wouldn’t come for Edge.