Things CM Punk is to blame for (the complete list)

[Vastardikai]

Since Alvarez has confirmed that CM Punk was responsible for Tony getting rid of the rankings before he showed up, I am trying to co.pile a list of other things he is responsible for. So far I have...


CM Punk cut Magnum TA's brake lines the night his car crashed.
CM Punk pitched the XFL and WBF to Vince McMahon
CM Punk was the unnamed WBD Executive that wouldn't let the Briscoes appear on Dynamite and only allowed them one Woman's match a show.
CM Punk crashed the plane Ric Flair was on.
CM Punk disguised himself as Chris Jericho and was in his hotel room when Kylie Ray showed up.
CM Punk pissed on the knife that was used to stab Rikidozan.


Add other horrible acts that CM Punk committed that you are aware of.

[xrodmuc316]

CM Punk got away with the attempted murder of an NFL Owner's son.

[The Fraze]

CM Punk actually killed Katie Vick.

[Vastardikai]

CM Punk was the REAL Black Scorpion. He no showed Starcade, so they replaced him with Ric Flair.

CM Punk gave Roman Reigns leukemia.

CM Punk killed Brodie Lee.

CM Punk cut Kerry Von Erich's leg off.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Don’t forget AIDS

[The Fraze]

CM Punk stole the election.

[Blonde Moment]

CM Punk stole the election.

Again?!
Will that dastardly heel never learn?!

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk tried to black out the sun and plunge Springfield into perpetual darkness.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Go back and watch the Curtain Call. Bet you didn’t notice CM Punk there the first time, did ya?

[Mr. Nerfect]

“CM Punk screwed Bret.” - Vince, November 1997

[Mr. Nerfect]

Every time X-Pac shat in a woman’s bag, CM Punk was the one who gave Pac the eggs and beans.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk was TNA from 2010-2017. You didn’t watch so you didn’t notice.

[The Fraze]

CM Punk made the final call to end The Streak.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk was the evil twin to CM Punk who screwed Hogan out of the WWF Title.

[Mr. Nerfect]

When CM Punk says he’s a snake, he means he was literally the snake that bit “Macho Man” Randy Savage.

[Mr. Nerfect]

When The Ultimate Warrior died in the 90s, CM Punk was the fake Ultimate Warrior that replaced him.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk was actually the one who turned heel in the main event of WrestleMania 17 and shook hands with Vince.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wanna know why Punk is so upset that Goldberg ended Bret Hart’s career? Because Punk was on his way to Starrcade ‘99 to do just that. He had to stop by Hart House and spit on Stu first.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk invented unprotected chair shots to the head.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk made the bomb threat that forced WrestleMania 7 into a smaller venue.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk is why D’Lo Brown’s push stalled in the Attitude era. Chicago beef.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk did it for The Rock. He did it for the people.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk signed the wrong one-legged wrestler.

[Vastardikai]

CM Punk was the third person in the threesome and shit on that woman's head.

*this may be too dark for this thread.

[xrodmuc316]

CM Punk tore his tricep on purpose so he could rehab with Cora Jade.

[The Fraze]

CM Punk paused my subscription to Blue Chew.

[Vastardikai]

CM Punk killed John Wick's dog.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk still has Danhausen’s boots.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk booked Raw in 2003.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

CM Punk tore his triceps.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk tore your triceps.

[Stu Hart]

CM Punk took a shit on Janell Grant

CM Punk Pushed Owen over the Edge

CM Punk coined destrucity

CM Punk put the 2X4 in the wall the shockmaster broke through

CM caused the fight between Dynamite and those bros

[The Fraze]

CM Punk discontinued Rice Krispies Treats Cereal.

[Helmsphere]

CM Punk is the one who killed Doom guys pet rabbit and doomed hell.

[Helmsphere]

CM Punk stole HBK smile.

[xrodmuc316]

CM Punk's tricep stopped Cody from finishing his story.

[The Fraze]

CM Punk's tricep stopped Cody from finishing his story.

This could actually be true.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk is The Rock and decided to come back and ruin Cody’s entire life.

[Blonde Moment]

CM Punk's tricep stopped Cody from finishing his story.

Truth

[Vastardikai]

CM Punk lifted the briefcase
CM Punk fired Scott D'amore

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk spilled hot coffee on Eddie Guerrero.

[Helmsphere]

CM Punk is missing WrestleMania is his own fault because he refuses to take a Z-Pack

[The Fraze]

CM Punk created the #CodyCryBabies.

[Vastardikai]

CM Punk booked the Extreme Elimination Chamber.

[The Fraze]

CM Punk wrote Bois Lie by Avril Lavigne.

[Vastardikai]

CM Punk caused Wrestlicious to go out of business.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk slapped Cody, Chris Rock and interrupted Taylor Swift.

[Vastardikai]

CM Punk introduced Taylor Swift to Travis Kelce.

[The Fraze]

CM Punk gave me this headache.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk is a headache.

[The Fraze]

The Fraze would prefer a different head to ache (throb, that is) AM I RIGHT.

[Tom Guycott]

CM Punk stole the election.

I just now got a look at this thread, and just now saw this, and immediately misread that as "erection". Which promptly made me imagine Punk dressed as Mr. Perfect Cell from DBZA.

[Vastardikai]

CM Punk stole the erection.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk is the reason the forums go down.

[Sepholio]

CM Punk brought back racism after Cody defeated it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk is the reason AEW has sucked since day one.

[The Fraze]

I just now got a look at this thread, and just now saw this, and immediately misread that as "erection". Which promptly made me imagine Punk dressed as Mr. Perfect Cell from DBZA.

CM Punk gave you a rock hard misdirection.

[EIWF]

The XFL!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Everyone remembers CM Punk in the World Bodybuilding Federation right?

[Mr. Nerfect]

The XFL!

Both versions!

[Lock Jaw]

CM Punk killed the radio star

[poopfromweiner dude]

loosing my wife jordan ����

[Vastardikai]

CM Punk sent lines of sawdust to conservatives conservatives, telling them it was cocaine.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk got into a fight backstage. And to make matters worse? It was against another CM Punk.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk convinced Dave Meltzer that a Triple H/Rock segment from about a decade ago was contemporaneous. He then disguised himself as a bunch of different sources to tell Dave that it was unlikely that Rock will wrestle Triple H at WrestleMania like it hinted.

[Mr. Nerfect]

CM Punk snuck AJ Styles into Australia.