Vince has been a nawty boi!

[Stu Hart]

It just keeps getting worse doesnt it?

A bombshell lawsuit claims Vince McMahon assaulted one of his WWE employees with sex toys and defecated on her head during a threesome. A former WWE employee has claimed Vince McMahon sexually abused her — including with sex toys that he named after wrestling stars — in a shocking new lawsuit

1. A man who doesn't like sneezing being party to a threesome that involved shitting on her head.

2. Threesomes with Johnny Ace and even may have involved brock.

3. How many sex toys were named after Shawn Michaels

4. This lends credence to the cream team of the 80s.

Lets discuss in sordid detail.

[Jordan]

Likely innocent of all allegations, Vince is a good man.

[Stu Hart]

pulling a train with Johnny Ace ...a good man indeed.

[Stu Hart]

Not only is he a sick fuck..but his spelling is horrible.

https://static.sportsmanor.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/25133034/Messages-sent-by-Vince-McMahon-to-Janel.jpg

[Stu Hart]

https://s.wsj.net/public/resources/documents/WWE_complaint.pdf
Quite a read - dildos are named after wrestlers

[Vastardikai]

I hear a lot of people Hunter, as Vince's son in law, ABSOLUTELY knew everything there was to know about scandal, like he was helping Vince pick out named for dildos. Meanwhile, Danielson, as Johnny Ace's son in law, knew ABOLUTELY nothing about this.

That said, Chyna at one point did claim that Vince wanted a threesome with her and Hunter. So, I dunno...

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

It’s a lot of people turning blind eyes because nobody is going to try go after or take a stand against someone who’ll ruin them.

[Mr. Nerfect]

And that’s likely a contributing factor as to why so many women would go along with Vince’s fantasies and shit. Whether it was implied or explicitly stated, the dude has a ton of resources to make your life very difficult.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

And that’s likely a contributing factor as to why so many women would go along with Vince’s fantasies and shit. Whether it was implied or explicitly stated, the dude has a ton of resources to make your life very difficult.

Yep. Going after him for anything, no matter how justified, would be a fool’s errand. Seems this Jenelle Grant (pardon my spelling) seems like she’s lucked out with a pretty shrewd team at her side.

[Sting Fan]

I hear a lot of people Hunter, as Vince's son in law, ABSOLUTELY knew everything there was to know about scandal, like he was helping Vince pick out named for dildos. Meanwhile, Danielson, as Johnny Ace's son in law, knew ABOLUTELY nothing about this.

That said, Chyna at one point did claim that Vince wanted a threesome with her and Hunter. So, I dunno...

I think theres a lot of people who are complicit in covering for this to varying degrees. Lots of very high profile people who whether they knew or not its hard to think it wasnt at the least a dirty whisper in the locker room they were aware of.

[Mr. Nerfect]

John Laurinaitis’ attorney has released a statement. Their strategy seems to be to not deny the actions took place, but deny Johnny Axe’s responsibility for them by alleging he is another victim of Vince’s coercion.

[drave]

Did Johnny Ace the dildo screw Johnny Ace??!!?!1o

[Lock Jaw]

I don't know, but Bret screwed Bret

[drave]

hahah! How many times did VKM say that, and was probably referencing his dildos.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’m sure Vince does have a dildo called “The Excellence of Execution.”

[Seanny One Ball]

Vince McMahon never once used a dildo correctly on a woman. No chance.
I see him getting it out from its wooden case, like a miniature Ark Of The Covenant, only to immediately get too rambunctious and start jabbing it in the woman’s mouth and eyes. Then he’d probably tie it onto his head like a party hat and do top rope manoeuvres until he tired himself out.

[Seanny One Ball]

All of the dildo’s are called Dick Togo

[Mr. Nerfect]

I’m sure Vince has taken a Doomsday Device during a sex act. And has a dildo called the Doomsday Device. He no doubt has one called Animal as well.

[xrodmuc316]

Vince has a Red Dildo that he brings out each time very enthusiastically...

"THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE! THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

There’s no way he doesn’t call it the Big Red Machine.

[xrodmuc316]

Bret Hart said he is ashamed that he ever had any respect for Vince McMahon after all this.

Somewhere Dax Hardwood cried happy tears.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Did you call Dax Harwood “Dax Hardwood” because it’s one of Vince’s dildos? I doubt Scott Dawson makes the Vince McMahon dildo cut.

[xrodmuc316]

Did you call Dax Harwood “Dax Hardwood” because it’s one of Vince’s dildos? I doubt Scott Dawson makes the Vince McMahon dildo cut.

LOL I cant even lie, that was just a happy accident :rofl:

[Helmsphere]

I don't know if it makes me sad or happy that Vince has a dildo named The Truth.