PDA

View Full Version : Stoopidest Wrestler


big_bluto
06-04-2004, 06:04 AM
Who do you think is the most stupid wrestler and why?

I don't mean like George Foreman stupid (that's the guy who named 6 out of 10 of his kids George Foreman, 5 boys and 1 girl!) but which wrestler stands out as the biggest dipsh</>it and why?

Personally, I reckon Bob Holly is a bit thick because he actually believes he has fans, and that people respect him as a talented, charismatic wrestler.

I think that Dawn-Marie must be thick to think that she is actually respected for her 'acting' abilities, and not for her ability to wear less clothing than a nudist and still appear on TV.

So fire them in.
Who is stupid and why?

Goldbird
06-04-2004, 06:05 AM
Jessica Simpson.

I wrestle her on bed. :shifty:

DaveWadding
06-04-2004, 06:07 AM
guh buh Buh Guhbuh

c4g2
06-04-2004, 07:36 AM
Wuh? Guh? Duh?

big_bluto
06-04-2004, 07:39 AM
Buh..Guh....Stu.....Nuh....bah...beh....cue....sau....




Glad to see this thread got off to a rip-roaring start!
:shifty:

c4g2
06-04-2004, 08:12 AM
BAHGAWDSTUNNERWITHBBQSAUCELITERALLYBROKENINTOHALFBAHGAWDBAHGAWDWHATASTUNNER

Oh yeah, you said wrestlers.

*sigh*

Ferocious
06-04-2004, 08:15 AM
Eugene is where it's at Bitches, he ain't just stupid, He's retarded.

LK
06-04-2004, 08:46 AM
[/QUOTE]Originally posted by big_bluto
Personally, I reckon Bob Holly is a bit thick because he actually believes he has fans, and that people respect him as a talented, charismatic wrestler.[QUOTE]
:y:

big_bluto
06-04-2004, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by big_bluto
Personally, I reckon Bob Holly is a bit thick because he actually believes he has fans, and that people respect him as a talented, charismatic wrestler.
:y:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to legendkiller again.

Doink
06-04-2004, 11:47 AM
scotty too hotty has to be up there, whens he going to learn that every time he does the worm his opponent is up on his feet ready to kick his ass, i cant remeber seeing ham actually complete the full over for at least a month and a half now if not longer



also bob holly for being a below avarage wrestler who is a jack ass and does a relly shit drop kick, the best thing about him is his hair, and we've all seen how bad that is

Corkscrewed
06-04-2004, 12:36 PM
Bradshaw is one of the most ignorant and bigoted people I've ever seen. And I mean IGNORANT (which is technically not the same as stupid but I'm offering a new choice).

PureHatred
06-04-2004, 12:50 PM
Well, are we talking delusionally stupid? Because then I pcik Ultimate Warrior. In his insanity he's claimed credit for everything from the idea of 'sports entertainment' to Sting's entire wrestling career. :nono:

Nark Order
06-04-2004, 01:23 PM
*Waits for someone to bring up Shawn Stasiak*

Ferocious
06-04-2004, 01:28 PM
Well, are we talking delusionally stupid? Because then I pcik Ultimate Warrior. In his insanity he's claimed credit for everything from the idea of 'sports entertainment' to Sting's entire wrestling career. :nono:
Hellwig is gonna big splash your ass if he reads this.

The Ravishing One
06-04-2004, 01:32 PM
Yeah Hellwig is a dumb f*ck.

Mike the Metal Ed
06-04-2004, 01:34 PM
If he counts as a wrestler, I pick Vince McMahon. The guy who built a wrestling empire, eliminated and bought his competition. And then let his family and personal arrogance ruin it.

Kamchadal.
06-04-2004, 02:05 PM
*Waits for someone to bring up Shawn Stasiak*

My choice is Shawn Stasiac!

Kamchadal.
06-04-2004, 02:06 PM
I think that Billy Gunn is one of the most stupid. Every time he is given an opportunity to speak, the intelligence level of the world drops a few points. :mad:

tucsonspeed6
06-04-2004, 02:09 PM
Raven...........ok, just kidding.

PorkSoda
06-04-2004, 03:54 PM
When you say "dipshit wise" for some reason I think of Dunkaroos.

Triple H maybe? In ring ability, talent and wrestling wise he is great, but backstage since he is greedy and selfish with keeping the WWE title and holding back everyone that deserves a push and putting a glass cieling on them, he's kind of stupid.

Corkscrewed
06-04-2004, 04:45 PM
No, that's selfishness, as you yourself said. It takes intelligence to hold people down and engage in all those politics.

John la Rock
06-04-2004, 04:52 PM
When you say "dipshit wise" for some reason I think of Dunkaroos.

Triple H maybe? In ring ability, talent and wrestling wise he is great, but backstage since he is greedy and selfish with keeping the WWE title and holding back everyone that deserves a push and putting a glass cieling on them, he's kind of stupid.

Not stupid whatsoever, just selfish

DaveWadding
06-04-2004, 05:22 PM
by the way, in my first post I said Goldberg...:shifty:

Evil Vito
06-04-2004, 05:51 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Seeing as he wrestles occassionally: I'm gonna have to go with Jerry "The King" Lawler</font>

The One
06-04-2004, 06:02 PM
Bradshaw is one of the most ignorant and bigoted people I've ever seen. And I mean IGNORANT (which is technically not the same as stupid but I'm offering a new choice).

:y: Sometimes I wonder how a man, who clearly has intelligence, can be so completly moronic about America and the rest of the world....same goes for Jim Ross...I mean when he couldn't name Canada's Prime Minister on Monday I laughed my ass off. You know he would FREAK OUT if Lance Storm or any other Canadian didn't know who George Bush is....

John la Rock
06-04-2004, 06:15 PM
ya I laughed too :lol:

Nowhere Man
06-04-2004, 06:16 PM
Bradshaw. Not only because he's an ignorant dipshit, like Corky said, but he goes out of his way at just about every opportunity to insult and alienate wrestling fans. You know, the people who he's supposed to get to buy tickets and PPV and merchandise. Triple H, Ric Flair, etc, are bad about that, too, but Bradshaw's in a whole other league when it comes to being an asshole to the viewing public.

John la Rock
06-04-2004, 06:18 PM
ya my vote goes to Crapcore Holly for the same reasons as big_bluto

Wondermouse
06-04-2004, 07:34 PM
Triple H is one of the smartest wrestlers out there.

Anybody Thrilla
06-04-2004, 08:17 PM
Triple H. I mean seriously, who wears a jean jacket over a leather jacket? That's stoopid!

Marty
06-04-2004, 10:32 PM
Book-smarts: Scott Steiner
Common sense: Brian Christopher

Aussie Skier
06-05-2004, 05:43 AM
I'd be inclined to say Y2J and RVD, but for different reasons to all the others listed here.
Basically, they should both realise they are talented, and yet, they dont get pushed. I guess the question is, is iit their fault (hence stupid) or is it management's fault.
I'd say a bit of both. I mean, what kinda wrestler jobs to john cena at cena's first PPV and expects to be a main eventer? :roll:

other stupid guys include:
Billy Gunn - useless (and whats so good about his ass anywaya)
Scott Hall - could have been a world champ
Shockmaster (typhoon (i think)) - for falling over
Jeff Hardy - tut tut tut. could have been HUUUUUUUUGE

Goldbird
06-05-2004, 05:52 AM
I'd be inclined to say Y2J and RVD, but for different reasons to all the others listed here.
Basically, they should both realise they are talented, and yet, they dont get pushed. I guess the question is, is iit their fault (hence stupid) or is it management's fault.
I'd say a bit of both. I mean, what kinda wrestler jobs to john cena at cena's first PPV and expects to be a main eventer? :roll:

other stupid guys include:
Billy Gunn - useless (and whats so good about his ass anywaya)
Scott Hall - could have been a world champ
Shockmaster (typhoon (i think)) - for falling over
Jeff Hardy - tut tut tut. could have been HUUUUUUUUGE

If you call Y2J stupid, I will bash you up :foc:

Aussie Skier
06-05-2004, 05:57 AM
If you call Y2J stupid, I will bash you up :foc:

hey, i really like Y2J...he's up there with my fav. wrestlers, but he has some pretty stoopid feuds.
like i said, why loose to Cena?
why have a match with Tyson Tomko? (who injured him btw)


i mean, seriously, he's a big draw card, yet he gets stuck in idiotic programs which dont help him at all

HankScorpio
06-05-2004, 08:20 AM
Billy Gunn..just check my name, I've been saying it for months

Hardkore Kidd J
06-05-2004, 10:31 AM
:y: Sometimes I wonder how a man, who clearly has intelligence, can be so completly moronic about America and the rest of the world....same goes for Jim Ross...I mean when he couldn't name Canada's Prime Minister on Monday I laughed my ass off. You know he would FREAK OUT if Lance Storm or any other Canadian didn't know who George Bush is....

I totally agree :y: in fact I think in one part of Raw he was talking about the canadian president and Jerry had to infrom him that they didn't have presidents in canada. :rofl: :rofl:

Goldbird
06-05-2004, 10:33 AM
hey, i really like Y2J...he's up there with my fav. wrestlers, but he has some pretty stoopid feuds.
like i said, why loose to Cena?
why have a match with Tyson Tomko? (who injured him btw)


i mean, seriously, he's a big draw card, yet he gets stuck in idiotic programs which dont help him at all

Dude, do you think he likes to be in such idiotic programs? No he doesnt but it is not him who writes his storylines. it's the writers!

So what can he do about it? Nag Vince to be in the main event? Vince will most probably fire his ass off to TNA who cant afford to pay half of Jericho's wage. Think about it. Who cares so as long as he fills his wallet and we get his fair share of television coverage week in week out.

Another thing about Jericho is that he can look good in any type of feud, that's why I wouldnt bother about him in any kind of matches.

I will kill myself if it was Mark Henry though. :mad:

Joe Kerr
06-05-2004, 12:51 PM
Brock Lesnar looks stupid and Mark henry has a thing where he apparently "doesnt know his own strength" and ends up hurting wrestlers in ring. Rodney mack doesnt look to intelligent either. But yeah Bob Holly really looks like a dumb ass.

El Santo
06-05-2004, 12:55 PM
No one's mentioned Sid Vicious yet?

Mayo
06-05-2004, 12:57 PM
Dude, do you think he likes to be in such idiotic programs? No he doesnt but it is not him who writes his storylines. it's the writers!

So what can he do about it? Nag Vince to be in the main event? Vince will most probably fire his ass off to TNA who cant afford to pay half of Jericho's wage. Think about it. Who cares so as long as he fills his wallet and we get his fair share of television coverage week in week out.

Another thing about Jericho is that he can look good in any type of feud, that's why I wouldnt bother about him in any kind of matches.

I will kill myself if it was Mark Henry though. :mad:

Unfortunately for a Jericho fan such as myself, this is too true :(