SmackDOWN! Caption [6-3-2004]

[Corkscrewed]

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After challenging the Dudley's to make an impact last week, this week Heyman challenged them to pull his finger.
They declined, citing they weren't that hardcore.

[Azriel]

We are getting really desperate here :lol:

[c4g2]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/060304/images/main.jpg
Heyman: *speaks to speaker* 1 small pepperoni, please...

Speaker: Mumble mumble telling mumble already mumble...

Heyman: Come again?

*taps the screen*

Speaker: I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO! When in doubt, go with the O'Haire joke. :lol:

[LK]

lol @ c4g2's caption.

[loopydate]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/060304/images/main.jpg
PAUL: For the last damned time, these are not the droids you're looking for!

[Nowhere Man]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/060304/images/main.jpg

Paul Heyman came out on Smackdown with authority and made it clear to the viewing audiences around the world: whoever stole his hat is a homo.

(Ugh...my first caption in weeks and I'm only re-hashing old running gags)

[Blue Demon]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/060304/images/main.jpg
STOP MAKING GLARE JOKES!!!

[Corkscrewed]

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Paul: "And THAT is why you gotta STAY IN THE BACK!!!"

Note to the dim: Think of another Paul... though he's changed his user name since then.

[Greendale]

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Paul: "If Eugene is on RAW getting a huge fan base, I'll get Kurt Angle to sign William Hung to Paul Heyman's 'Smackdown'. Maybe we should start getting a 'She Bangs, She Bangs', chant from the audience."

[OssMan]

More pics:

http://smackdown.wwe.com/images/wmxx.jpg

http://smackdown.wwe.com/images/sd_logo.gif


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[Nowhere Man]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/images/wmxx.jpg

Historians and non-believers flocked to find evidence, undeniable proof, that Hunter actually put someone over.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/images/sd_logo.gif

SD's new catchphrase also happens to be a handy instruction for those uncertain of what to do when Bradshaw appears onscreen.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/images/bkgnd_adspace.jpg

As if being made totally inferior to the Raw brand wasn't bad enough, the entire SD brand slowly but surely faded out of existence.

[FourFifty]

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Paul: Who are you?
JBL: It's me, Bradshaw.
Paul: No, you're not... Hey, you're that new retard on Raw, aren't you?

[Mayo]

LOL @ Nowhere Man's second post and c4g2's captions

Man, where the hell are the caption pics? stupid WWE!!!

[FourFifty]

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Paul: Yes, we all know you're a great wrestler, and you can cut promos that'll make the pope say "Dude, he's right!" You can make girls cream on the spot with a flick of your wrist and if you applied yourself you could start your own cult. The only problem is Raw is now The Triple H Show which'll introduce "Hail to the Nose" next week and SmackDown is run by morons who'll not give you a shot but will promote Hardcore Holly and JBL to the main event, and they won't be able to find time for you until they get their heads out of the sand.
Sean: You're not telling me anything I don't already know...

[Savio]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/060304/images/main.jpg
Paul: "And THAT is why you gotta STAY IN THE BACK!!!"

Note to the dim: Think of another Paul... though he's changed his user name since then.
You could kill it...
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Paul "the wall" carrington: You will put this caption in corky even though it sucks!

[Savio]

Since were short on pics this week.
http://www.smert.net/stuff/pics/funny/funny_wrestling.jpg

[Corkscrewed]

^ And here we have a rare picture of Triple H in his amateur days practicing his skills.

[Savio]

http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog1200/folder2025/img263130.jpg

[Nowhere Man]

Y'know, every now and then I get hassled by ignorant non-fans who keep hounding me about why I watch wrestling. "You watch wrestling? Man, that's soooooo GAY" they always tell me. I've always wondered why so many people have such a closed-minded view on this unique and interesting blend of athleticism and performance art....

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http://www.smert.net/stuff/pics/funny/funny_wrestling.jpg
.....wait, I think I see their point.

[Nowhere Man]

http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog1200/folder2025/img263130.jpg

Jacbs was pissed when he found out that wardrobe was cutting costs on repairs, and he had to do the touch-ups on his mask by himself now.

[Loose Cannon]

lol Nowhere.


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Here we see Glen Jacobs going over the fina draft of the storyline that the McMahons and Hunter had scripted for him and Benoit going into Badd Blood

[The Naitch]

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After I killed Katie Vick, I had a nice workout at World's Gym.

-Kane

[The Naitch]

He's wearing a World's Gym t-shirt ;)

[Blue Demon]

http://www.smert.net/stuff/pics/funny/funny_wrestling.jpg
Guy in Black: Hey....it's Sean

[The Naitch]

I will avoid looking at the gay wrestler pic for now because I'm trying to drink a nice Coke Lime. :lol:

[Kane Knight]

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When Heyman challenged the Dudleyz to make an impact, he didn't mean for them to sign up with NWA-TNA...

[Kane Knight]

http://akamai.edeal.com/images/catalog1200/folder2025/img263130.jpg

Finally, it's revealled why Triple H dropped the title. He has been undergoing chemo in secret.

[Kane Knight]

http://www.smert.net/stuff/pics/funny/funny_wrestling.jpg

Roman-Greco wrestling...Where even the losers are winners.

--OR--

He'd been broken in half, sodomized, and forced to pleasure himself, but Jimmy smiled. He was finally prepared to work a program with Triple H.

[Corkscrewed]

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"THERE'S THE CREAM FILLING!!!"


LMAO at Kane Knight's SD! caption!!! That was brilliant! :lol:

[Savio]

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/060304/images/main.jpg
When Heyman challenged the Dudleyz to make an impact, he didn't mean for them to sign up with NWA-TNA...
:y: