favorite movie lines

[KillerWolf]

sounds like something that may have been done before. but anyway, here it goes:

Clint Eastwood in "Unforgiven" - "I was lucky in the order. But then I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks".

Robert Deniro in "Copland" - "listen to me you deaf fuck, i gave you a chance to be a cop - i gave you a chance when we could have done something AND YOU BLEW IT!!! you blew it.

Harvey Kietel in "Copland" - "every day these men cross that bridge to a place where everything is UP SIDE DOWN. where the COP is the PERP. and the PERP is the VICTIM".

[Tony Montana]

Al Pacino in "Scarface"

1.) Say hello to my little friend !!!

2.) I'll bury those cock-a-roaches !!!

Robert De Niro in "Taxi Driver"

Are you talkin to me ? I don't see anyone else in the room so you must be talkin to me

Probably more but I just can't think right now

[The Miz]

Dr. Strangelove: The women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I muss confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

Alex de Large: It was old age having a go at youth.

[Triple A]

Glengarry Glen Ross:

Richard Roma (Al Pacino): You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you shithead. You just cost me six thousand dollars. That's right. Six thousand dollars and one Cadillac. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit! Where did you learn your trade you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot?! Whoever told you that you could work with men?! Oh, I'm gonna have your job. I'm going downtown, I'm talk to Mitch and Murray, I am going to Limkin! I don't care who you know, whose nephew you are or who's dick you're suckin on, you're going out! I swear to you, you're going out! Anyone in this office lives on his wits. (Roma looks over to the detective) I'm gonna be with you in a second. (looks back to Williamson (Kevin Spacey) What you are hired for is to help us. Does that seem clear to you? To help us, not to fuck us up. To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy, you company man. I'll tell you something else. I hope you ripped the joint off, I could tell our friend here a little something might help him to catch you.You wanna learn the first rule you'd know if you ever spent a day in your life? You never open your mouth till you know what the shot is. You fucking child.

[OssMan]

Mr. T:

"I won't accept the challenge because there is no challenge but I will be happy to beat him up some more"

"paaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn"

[Nowhere Man]

From Dr. Strangelove:

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!"

[El Santo]

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" --- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry"

"You're being kidnapped by the Lite FM." --- Mike Nelson, "MST3K, the Movie"

"Be Excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!" --- Abraham Lincoln, "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

[loopydate]

Best quote ever:

From Dr. Strangelove:

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!"
KATE: Did they say I couldn't do it 'cause I'm a woman?
WILL: No, they said you were great with horseshoes, but shite with armor. The fact that you're a woman was never brought up.

-"A Knight's Tale"

CHARLIE: Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier my hair wouldn't be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking clich». I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I'm way overdue. If I stop putting things off I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn't fat I would be happier. I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that's fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more and prove myself. What if I learned Russian or something, or took up an instrument. I could speak Chinese. I'd be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short. Stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that. Just be real. Confident. Isn't that what women are attracted to? Men don't have to be attractive. But that's not true. Especially these days. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days. Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence? Maybe it's my brain chemistry. Maybe that's what's wrong with me. Bad chemistry. All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help for that. But I'll still be ugly though. Nothing's going to change that.

-"Adaptation"

PRESIDENT: You're attracted to me, but the idea of physical intimacy is uncomfortable because you only know me as the President. But it's not always going to be that way, and the reason I know that is there was a moment last night when you were with ME, not the President. And I know what a big step that was for you. So, Sydney, I'm in no rush. Here's my plan. We're going to slow down, and when you're comfortable, that's when it's going to happen.


[Sydney emerges from the bathroom wearing nothing but one of his shirts]

PRESIDENT: Perhaps I didn't properly explain the fundamentals of the slowdown plan.

SYDNEY: [feeling the bed] No, you explained it great.

PRESIDENT: Are you nervous?


SYDNEY: No.


PRESIDENT: Good. My nervousness exists on... several levels. Number one, and this is in no particular order, I haven't done this in a pretty long time. Number two, uh, any expectations that you might have, given the fact that I'm... you know...

SYDNEY: [approaching seductively] The most powerful man in the world?


PRESIDENT: Exactly, thank you. I think it's important you remember that's a political distinction; it comes with the office. I mean, if, uh, Eisenhower were here instead of me, he'd be dead by now.

-"The American President"

[Funky Fly]

Rowdy Roddy Piper in They Live:

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

[Frank Grimes Jnr]

Snatch-

Brick Top: "In the quiet words of the virgin mary...Come again."
Boondock Saints-

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

[Fox]

Darth Vader: No... I am your father.

_____________________________

Tony Montana: I stayed loyal to you. I made what I could on the side, but I never turned you, Frank! NEVER!

_____________________________

Frank: Oh god, just please don't kill me, please, please don't kill me, I'll give you whatever you want, Tony, just please...

Tony Montana: Okay... I won't kill you.

Frank: Oh god, thank you, Tony, you'll never kno-

Tony Montana: Manny, shoot that piece of chit.

Frank: No, no, no, nooooo!

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Gaurd: A swallow???

[el fregadero]

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

[Lotus]

I don't know it word for word, but Edward Norton Jr.'s lines in the bathroom scene in 25th Hour are the best ever.

[Kamchadal.]

GoldMember:

"How 'bout a smoke and a pancake?"

:lol:

[Innovator]

"DRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOO"
- Rocky IV

"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, power hath descent forth from my hand, so that our feet may swiftly carry out my command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming in our souls shall it ever be. Et Nomine Patri, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti."
-Boondock Saints

"Arnold, do you drink milk?"
"Milk is for babies, I drink beer."
-Pumping Iron

[loopydate]

I don't know it word for word, but Edward Norton Jr.'s lines in the bathroom scene in 25th Hour are the best ever.
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!


There's more to it, but that's all that was on IMDB.

[KillerWolf]

gene hackmen in unforgiven- "now ned, them whores are gonna tell different lies than you. and when your lies aint the same as their lies, well, i aint gonna hurt no woman.......but i'm gonna hurt you.
.....and not gentle like before....but bad".

[yianni]

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case, by a 'orrible cunt. Me."

- Brick Top, Snatch.

[Bazooka]

Not paticulary my favourite movie lines, but Kill Bill deserves some quotes.

The Bride: Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma - A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.

Pai Mei: Your so called kung-fu, is really, quite pathetic.

Pai Mei: So my pathetic friend... is there anything that you can do well?