Roll-Up Banned

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

It has come to light that Vince McMahon addressed the entire roster last week, and told them that the roll-up is now an illegal move. This is, apparently, due to the recent surge in neck injuries, and Vince feels that this high impact move has been contributing to the problem. Others have suggested that Mr. McMahon wishes to become a full-time wrestler, using the roll-up as his devastating finisher, and so wishes to stop other competitors from using it as a transition move, for fear of it taking away from when he himself uses it.

credit: wrestling observer.

Can Vince get any more selfish? :(

[Mayo]

This better be a joke...

:lol: @McMahon wanting to become a full time wrestler

[The One]

I this a joke? Seriously...Vince wants to wrestle? Vince wants the Roll-Up as a finisher? HOnestly I hope way deep down that this isn't the case...I don't mind banning the roll-up (though I think it is quite dumb as that is a move [if done correctly] causes NO pain what so ever]).

[Cactus Sid]

LOL

[Favre4Ever]

LOL

[Favre4Ever]

JR: BAH GOD THE ROLL-UP! I CAN'T BELIEVE VINCE MCMAHON HAS JUST USED THE ROLL UP! ITS ALL OVER!

King: Puppies!!!!!!!

[The One]

I can see it now...

JR: The Roll-Up! Oh come on now! The match is over Vince! STOP THIS! YOU SONOFABITCH! And another Roll up...Vince is a monster!

King: Hahahaha! Take that Hurricane, Akio, Chavo, Paul London, and Ultimo Dragon! Roll Ups for everyone!

[Shaggy]

The roll up as a powerful finisher?

That would be something to see. Out of nowhere Vince runs down to the ring while Big Show is fighting. He rolls him up and Big Show is knocked out. God this better be a joke.

[Xero]

If this isnt a joke, my god Vince is such an ass... Has ANYONE EVER, in the history of wrestling, gotten injured from a ROLLUP!?

JR: Oh no... The lights went out... BAH GAWD! ITS VINCE! TAKER IS BEING ROLLEDUP! BAH GAWD HE BROKE HIS NECK IN HALF!

[Ricky]

LMAO @ this entire thread

[MVP]

LMAO @ this entire thread

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO! I'm gonna spread some rep around here. :rofl: This is Doctor Gonzo quality!

[FourFifty]

JR: Bah Gawd Vince McMahon has LITERALLY rolled Sean O’Haire into a human taco filled with remorse for being held back by backstage politics!
Always450: Aside from the whole taco thing, you’re right.
-Triple H no sells the roll up-
Yeah, just think of all of the dramatic camera angles you can get when you put the roll up from hell as a legitimate finisher.
I wonder if the WWE will use "Rollin'" for Vince's new theme music...
-Undertaker no sells the roll up-
JR: BAH GAWD THE CARNAGE! VINCE McMAHON HAS IS ROLLING EVERYONE UP LEFT AND RIGHT!!!!
-Lita botches being alive, I mean being a wrestler, I mean being the victim of the roll up-

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Wow at people having to ask whether this was a joke or not.

[sadio8]

Better to be safe then sorry lol

[Batsu]

Fun with the "quote" feature.

[Joe Kerr]

I dont know wether to bad rep you for posting incorrect shit or good rep you for creativity

[Gone Mad]

JR: Stone Cold with a rOLl-UP! rOlL UP! RoLL Up!! SToNE CoLD!
King:...oh,no..JR?...There's..s..there's blood everywhere!

But seriously.. shouldn't walking be banned also? It seems to injury Nash all of the time.

[Xero]

How about breating? Cause you KNOW Lita is bound to botch that sooner or later and hurt someone... :shifty:

JR: BAH GAWD! LITA'S WALKING! WAIT A MINUITE! SHE TRIPPED! OH NO! SHE'S STOPPED BREATHING! BAH GAWD IN ALL MY YEARS, IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE STOP BREATHING!

[Aussie Skier]

sorry, but this is incorrect.

Vicne does not want to become a full time wrestler.
cant remember hwere i heard it, but apparently, he doesnt really wanna b in the spotlight anymore either

[Rock Bottom]

Congratulations Aussie. You are an idiot.

[FourFifty]

Aussie... I seriously hope you're joking... You didn't believe this thread, did you? :|

[Kane Knight]

sorry, but this is incorrect.

Vicne does not want to become a full time wrestler.
cant remember hwere i heard it, but apparently, he doesnt really wanna b in the spotlight anymore either
Congratulations. You are now the biggest retard on the site.

This is quite an accomplishment, and you should be proud that you have managed to struggle through the crowd into the lead position. Competition is tight, keep at it.

[Goldbird]

Congratulations. You are now the biggest retard on the site.

This is quite an accomplishment, and you should be proud that you have managed to struggle through the crowd into the lead position. Competition is tight, keep at it.

:yes:

We can expect a few more necks to break if Vince really becomes a full-time wrestler... :p

[Goldbird]

Plus a official Kane Knight stamp of authorization on aussie skier!

[Vega]

sorry, but this is incorrect.

Vicne does not want to become a full time wrestler.
cant remember hwere i heard it, but apparently, he doesnt really wanna b in the spotlight anymore either

:lol:

[Aussie Skier]

sorry...my bad - seemed pretty unbelievable :D

still, dont know if i deserve to be called a retard kane knight.
anywayz, i guess u have ur opinion

[Aussie Skier]

Aussie... I seriously hope you're joking... You didn't believe this thread, did you? :|

nope, i didnt believe it, hence, why I said its wrong.

[The Mackem]

These Wrestling threads of yours are hillarious NoJabbaNoBogRoll, I salute you.

[c4g2]

Rollup a high impact move? :?:

[Wondermouse]

still, dont know if i deserve to be called a retard kane knight.

This makes it even worse.

[HankScorpio]

These Wrestling threads of yours are hillarious NoJabbaNoBogRoll, I salute you.
:y: :yes: