SmackDown Captions (June, 10, 2004)

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>Damn it! Only 20 pics… Well, if they post more after the show ends on the west coast (I bloody doubt it because of the chronology) fell free to post them.
<font size=1>I didn't want to start them because I didn't want to know what would happen, but I wanted to get the first crack at Bradshaw</font size>

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It’s bad enough Shannon Moore, Sean O’Haire, Akio, and Ultimo Dragon got held back, but did Vince really need to put a hood over them while they carry the love child of Spanky and Yokozuna to the ring?

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To really put new comer Kenzo to the test his debut match was vs Scotty 2 Hotty and Steven Richards.

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The new wide screen cinematography was a little unflattering toward Eddie.

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Nick Patrick uses the force to prevent Chavo’s demise due to the falling Reys.

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Nick: No! Chavo! Don’t do it! I don’t want the spoilers!
Chavo: But I must find out who he is!
Rey: For the last time I’m NOT Spiderman!

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Chavo Jr: NOOOOOO!!!! DADDY!!!!!!!
Chavo Sr: Son… I’m sorry.
Chavo Jr: HOW COULD YOU!!?!?!?!?! MUGU!!!!!
Chavo Sr: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to run over your make believe friend.
Chavo Jr: HE’S NOT MAKE BELIEVE! HE’S INVISIBLE!!!!

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GTA: WWE, coming out to various game systems this holiday season.

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Bradshaw botches eating.

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The ref was relatively unimpressed with the debut of the “Little Under Two Minute Warning.”

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The timer on the battery on the Cena-Bot has officially died out.

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RVD wasn’t mad that he has yet to beat Cena… He’s mad because he missed 4:20.

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The ref was a true comedian to Cena and RVD with his marvelous Eugene impression.

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Cena: Ahhh! Nooo! This hurts! Ref, what should I do?
Ref: Well, Rene is French, right?
Cena: Yeah.
Ref: “Invade” him!

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Ref: No! There is no way your “super size French fry” is THAT big!

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Even Kurt shed a tear when he heard of Mugu’s death.

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I know the WWE is all about flash and flare, but did the burial of Mugu REALLY need to be so dramatic?

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Years at the arcade has fully prepped Paul for such an occasion.
Paul: HADOKEN!

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In an unexpected face turn, Vince McMahon came to help out The Undertaker with The Roll Up on Paul.

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He doesn’t care he’s in the middle of the ring. You’d be crying too if you realized that at one point you were the most dominating and feared wrestler in the industry and since you bailed on your original gimmick just to return to it years later you now have no hope but to be a story line tool, second to Eugene.

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Hey! I see it now!
Dead=soulless.
The urn holds all gimmicks that got over to well.
A gimmick can be argued as the soul of a wrestler.
Sean O’Haire shall posses The Undertaker!
Then again, I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know.

<font size=1>if you take any offense to the following caption, I’m going to kindly ask you to get a grip and realize it’s a joke</font size>
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On this edition of “Bear Ass & Bull $hit” with Allan Ways the 450th, a dinner with JBL and the tough questions.
Allan Ways: So Mr. Bradshaw, it seems the economy is once again in a state of recession. Considering the price of oil, the action in Iraq, the passing of Mr. Regan, Sean O’Haire’s lack of air time, and reality TV, what do you blame the substandard American economy on?
JBL: Die Juden!
Allan Ways: What did you just say!!!?!?!?! Don’t make me throw my food at you!!!
JBL: Wait, I mean… The Jews!
Allan Ways: WHAT!?!?!?!
JBL :……..I dun screwed myself, didn’t I?</font color>

[Savio]

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Shit I locked my keys in the car.

[Savio]

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Bradshaw botches eating.
:lol: :y: :rofl:

[Favre4Ever]

first time with captions....how do i do them? i mean take the pictures

[FourFifty]

first time with captions....how do i do them? i mean take the pictures

<font color=cyan>Simple HTML codes. Ya know the pointy thingies on the key with the period and the comma? Well, let's make believe that ( and ) are the pointy thingies.

(img src=addy of pic here)
*insert something funny here*

If that's not clear enough, then I'll give you a link to help out with the HTML.</font color>

[Kane Knight]

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Tazz and Cole both snickered at the dude in the dress.


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FINISH HIM!

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Eddie poses for a Pringles can.

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Ref: Wait! Rey! You don't have Webshooters!


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Chavo took the whole "Got your nose" thing a little too far.



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Austin always seems to manage to find a place to park.

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Layfield's contract stated that his push only lasted as long as his stock tips earned money.


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The Referee checks the book to see if activating the ring's self-destruct mechanism counted as use of a foreign object.

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Cena tells the production team to keep track of hwo many pushups he does.

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...

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Angle: Oh God, John, I'm ebmarrassed for both of us.

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RVD turns on his dealer.

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I'M AN AIRPLANE!


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"John, you're down by fifty-three points. Why not just give up?"

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Renee is distracted by the ref's "Hurricane" impression.


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Kurt Angle tries out for the role of Professor X, unaware that the telepathic effects were added later with computers...

--Or--

Kurt couldn't help but cringe when the WWE decided to run with Bradshaw's recent actions, showing the Nazi Salute on the Titantron.

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In a rare ceremony only recognised by Alabama and Kansas, Mark Callaway pronounced D-Von and Bubba man and wife.

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Heyman: That's funny. When the kids on TV scream "It's Morphin' Time!" it always seems to work.

--Or--

In his new role as Taker's Butler, Heyman serves him a hardcore martini.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the lounge act from HELL!

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Undertaker silently prayed that he would be struck down now, rather than be Heyman's lackey.

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The WWE crossed eyt another line when they introduced the first "felching" match.


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The fans in Munich get their revenge.

Well, most of those photos sucked, so I hope at least some of my caps were tolerable.

[Innovator]

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Sweet, the badass guy from the Last Samurai makes his debut

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Scotty: Hey Kenzo, your sister is going out with Squeek!

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Eddie: "Make way for the bad guy esse"

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I know Rey likes to interact with the fans, but jumping into a fan's arms is just too much

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Patrick: Hey Rey, check it out man I'm a mime, look at me dude I'm a mime

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Chavo is shocked that Classic, indeed, stole the cream filling

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Eddie: Yo this is E to the G Eddie Guerrero, check out this 1982 Lincoln Limosine that belongs to JBL. JBL, I'm about to pimp your ride

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After his actions in Germany, fans welcome Bradshaw to German shiaza video shoot.

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Cena, running out of dance moves, pulls out the elephant for the crowd

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RVD: Dammit John, It's puff puff give, PUFF PUFF GIVE!

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Even refs fall victim to HHH's hold down aura

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Rene 3:56...didn't have the same ring to it

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Rene is puzzled: he's French, yet he's winning a fight

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I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY SUPERMAN!

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With all of the superstars appearing in movies nowadays, Undertaker was a shoe-in for the remake of "True Grit"

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Heyman: Your soul is mine!

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Undertaker does a killer "Loose Cannon meeting Randy Orton" impression

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Undertaker: whoa dude, I have cleavage

[Corkscrewed]

Okay, I had this one as soon as I saw the clip!

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At the time of his despicable actions in Munich, Bradshaw could never have anticipated the fury of Jewish Romaine Lettuce everywhere.

[Favre4Ever]

hey Always450.....this is gonna sound stupid, but i am pretty slow.....how do i find out what the scr=addy is?

[c4g2]

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Bradshaw didn't know that particular Hawaiian tribe made such good uses out of some veggie.

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Dam it, I have to clean Sean's cage again.

[c4g2]

hey Always450.....this is gonna sound stupid, but i am pretty slow.....how do i find out what the scr=addy is?
Hey brother, go to the bottom of the page and click the vB code link in the Posting Rules column at the bottom left. That'll tell you all the vB codes available.

[Corkscrewed]

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Just to screw with the fans, Vince decided to make Paul London and Justin Credible the official WWE Rickshaw Boys.

(I know that's not a rickshaw, but work with me here)

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Now that his big brother was here, Bob Holly was beginning to regret picking on little Tajiri.

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That dastardly Eddie! He's outdone even himself by stealing two thirds of the picture!

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The Rey Mysterio/Random Fan synchronized choreographed flying Y-M-C-A routine was quite a hit with the fans. Even Chavo Jr. wondered just how he did it!

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Chavo was taking this little Norman Oswell gimmick a little too far.

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Classic: "What happened?!"
Chavo Jr.: "I dunno! I just went for this Twizzler.... and now I'm stuck!"
Classic: "Dios mio muchacho! How many times did I tell you NEVER TAKE OTHER WRESTLERS' CANDY???"

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You'd think this was the result of the German crowd attacking Bradshaw after his Nazi signs at the house show. Actually, he'd just unluckily driven through a soccer game where the home team was losing.

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Bradshaw after being attacked by a 12 year-old internet geek.

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As a courtesy to sports fans, SmackDOWN! was nice enough to display the score of the Laker/Detroit NBA Finals game at the corner of the screen.
( :'( )

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Here it is: proof that when your push timer expires, you collapse and get buried.

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Once again, RVD bested Cena when he unleashed the mighty rock to counter Cena's scissors. Obviously, as the score indicated, rock-paper-scissors was not Cena's game.

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Crap, RVD's push timer expired too.

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Ref: "That's right, Cena! Hebner 3:56 says I just screwed you over for the title, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it cuz Bri-An said so!!!"

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Halfway through, the match was interrupted when Steven Richard's fight with his wife spilled into the ring, and Brian Hebner had to hold both back.

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Even Kurt grimaced at the Lakers' ass kicking at the hands of the Pistons (that's to you, loopy, even though it kills me).

OR

Angle demonstrates how the WWE writers react when they try to think and use logic.

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Van Helsing knew this would be his biggest challenge yet when he faced off against the Giant of the Beanstalk.

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Paul: "Taker, even though it'll mean you've succumbed to a weak human emotion and have chosen to turn evil for the sake of saving a man who's turned on you more times than Kane in the past, you must join me, and together we will rule the WWE galaxy!!!"
Golden Urn: "Listen to him. He's not telling you anything you don't already know."

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Right about now, Taker was wishing that they could toss his crappy gimmick into the golden urn and return him to his former self.

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'Whoa... these tattoos look really ugly in black light!'

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"All right, Taker! Now that you've joined me, the first thing I want you to do is plant this in the Irani Embassy!!!"

[FourFifty]

hey Always450.....this is gonna sound stupid, but i am pretty slow.....how do i find out what the scr=addy is?

<font color=cyan>Listen to C4G2 if you're not confident with using HTML. Force of habit, I only use HTML (Hard To Master Lingo).
Same rules apply as last time with the pointy thingies.
All you really need to worry about is the addy. The basic formula for posting a pic is (img src=addy of the pic)
Let's see one of the SmackDown pics, and use it as an example.


<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/06.jpg>
The addy for the pic is http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/06.jpg
To get the addy of any pic simply right click on it, open "properties"
That'll have the addy of the pic.
To post that pic all you do is type (img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/06.jpg)
Now let's replace the curved ends with the pointy ends...
<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/06.jpg>

Now, let's see a sample caption.

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Chavo Jr: Dad, are you SURE it vibrates?
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[Corkscrewed]

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Cameraman: "Dammit Bradshaw! Didn't I tell you not open the door to peek at the salad dressing???"


*rim shot*


*grasshoppers chirping*

[Bricktop]

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After years of wasted pushes, Vince finally learns his lesson; you can't fix a broken wrestler that someone else threw out. Bradshaw was then returned to the dumpster in which Vince found him.

[Corkscrewed]

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Chavo Jr: Dad, are you SURE it vibrates?
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

Listen to C4G2 if you're not confident with using HTML. Force of habit, I only use HTML (Hard To Master Lingo).
Same rules apply as last time with the pointy thingies.
All you really need to worry about is the addy. The basic formula for posting a pic is (img src=addy of the pic)
Let's see one of the SmackDown pics, and use it as an example.


http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/06.jpg
The addy for the pic is http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/06.jpg
To get the addy of any pic simply right click on it, open "properties"
That'll have the addy of the pic.
To post that pic all you do is type (img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/06.jpg)
Now let's replace the curved ends with the pointy ends...
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/06.jpg

Now, let's see a sample caption.

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Chavo Jr: Dad, are you SURE it vibrates?

<</>img src="http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/06.jpg">

There are easier ways to give an example. :p

[FourFifty]

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There are easier ways to give an example. :p


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Anyone who really knows me understands that when I explain stuff I <b>NEED</b> to be a little long winded about what I'm explaining...

that and I didn't know that code... :|

[FourFifty]

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Cameraman: "Dammit Bradshaw! Didn't I tell you not open the door to peek at the salad dressing???"


*rim shot*


*grasshoppers chirping*

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:lol: Love the slapstick comedy!

[Kane Knight]

Anyone who really knows me understands that when I explain stuff I NEED to be a little long winded about what I'm explaining...

that and I didn't know that code... :|
I'm lazy. Off the net, I'd prolly ramble on for hours. On the net, or any other format where I'm explaining in a written or typed medium, my handicap tips the scale between laziness and obssessive rambling geek.

[Imagi-Nation]

[QUOTE=Always450<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061004/images/08.jpg>
Bradshaw botches eating.[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHA

BEST
CAPTION
EVER

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Imagi-Nation]

cant be fucked edited that

but thats the best damn caption ever

hahahaha

[Joyrider]

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Shit I locked my keys in the car.
lmfao

[V]

you guys are AWESOME

i loved "give up cena you're down 53 points" and "I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY SUPERMAN" the best

[big_bluto]

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The Golden Child II
Coming Soon to a cinema near you.

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Kenzo: Two hands? Hmmm.....pass me another jobber!
Ref: Umm....sorry, but Mordecai has them all booked for the forseeable future!

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Eddie's reaction to the news of JBL's continued push

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Rey thought the guy in the front row with the white T-shirt was ready to catch him, but it came as a huge surprise to learn that he was actually doing Lemmings II impressions.

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Chavo: Give me my burrito!
Ref: He doesn't have it.
Chavo: But I want my burrito!
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Chavo: Dad, Rey stole my burrito.
Classic: Will you forget about the burrito! It's been 3 years!

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After her eventual transfer to Smackdown after repeatedly botching wrestling, WWE thought it safe to give her a job as a valet.
Stupid, dumb-ass WWE!

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Messiest. Big Mac. Ever.

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Brian hung his head in shame. How did Booker T ever expect to get the crowd behind him and win a 5 minute match with a submission move when there was still 1min 58 seconds to go?

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Number of fans committed to buying the Great American Bash.

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Odds for an RVD Main-Event Push: 1:56 on.
That's why it's called Smackdown!

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Ref: So earlier Rey leaped from the top rope. He went like this...
Cena: WTF?
RVD: Can I get stoned yet?
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Ref: ...and then Chavo's got Rey's head and he's like 'Gimme my burrito!', and I'm totally freaking out coz I love burritos! Man, I'm hungry!

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Ref: You're not getting to touch him until I get a burrito!

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This is how you would look with one testicle accidentally stuck in a cast.
or.....
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Kurt finally realised the disaster that had become 'The WWE Writers'.
or...
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Kurt: No Bradshaw - please don't do the Heil Hitler thing....aw sh</>it!



All I've got time for tonight.

[Xero]

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Taker's druids had been out of work since March... They were desperate for work, but didnt expect to carry the debuting Kenzo through the match...

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Kenzo: And if I make this face, and make my hand do this, it SORTA looks like Sean's cage...

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Age was catching up with Eddie... And it wasnt a pretty sight...

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While flying through the air, Rey's foot got caught on a fan's hand... Disaster followed...

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Ref: Cant see me! Cant see me!
Chavo: You do it in front of your face, idiot...

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Chavo Jr.: WAZZ UPPP!?

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JBL's limo BEFORE they fixed it up for the WWE...

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The fridge at Pee Wee's Playhouse didnt take too kindly to Bradshaw's actions...

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Ref: Whats the square root of 5387?
Cena: Ooo! Ooo! I know! Pick me!

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Cena smelled the mat... SOMEONE had taken a crap on it...

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RVD: One more punch and I'm ready for my 157 punch tune up...

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The ref tried franticly to keep Steven from jumping off the top rope...

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Ref: Now move your head a LIIITLE to the right... PERFECT! Take the picture!

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Dupree was pissed... He KNEW Cena was out by a mile a way... But the ref thought otherwise...

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Kurt: Thats the last time I eat beans before match time... LUTHER! GET ME OUTA HERE! I GOTTA GO!

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Moments later, the giant fist stole Taker's prize hat... Now he was the American Bad Ass again...

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Here Taker, have a glass of my special Coolaid...

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Paul Heyman - Hemorrhoid Sufferer number one...
Undertaker - Hemorrhoid Sufferer number two...

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Ahh, I feel great! I can ride a bike again!

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Hey... This shit aint workin... OWWWW...

Meh, I didnt really have great ideas today I guess...

[PorkSoda]

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Kenzo: Heya! Tray Dis!
Scotty: Ok.
(Second Later)
Scotty: AHHH HOT! HOT HOT HOT! AHH ITS BURNING MY MOUTH HOT HOT HOT!

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Eddie: Don't worry mamacita, I have been a limo driver for 30 years, and I never got into a head on collision or any accident of any type before.
(A semi truck smashes into Guerrero head on)

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Chavo: I told you, Milk contains Vitamin D.
Ref: No, it contains Fiber and Potrassum, or whatever that stuff is called, dummy.

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Paul Heyman: Wow! A Chartaker! Go Pokeball!

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Paul: I like the beacon!

[Disturbed316]

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Eddie: *In deep undertaker type voice* WHERE TO, ESSE?

Bradshaw: *In squeeky anoying Stephanie voice* VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCE!

[Blue Demon]

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Eddie shows hoe Shredder survived the fall into the garbage truck

[Kane Knight]

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Paul Heyman: Wow! A Chartaker! Go Pokeball!

I dunno why, but this one made me laugh.

[Kane Knight]

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Ref: Cant see me! Cant see me!
Chavo: You do it in front of your face, idiot...

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Ref: Whats the square root of 5387?
Cena: Ooo! Ooo! I know! Pick me!

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Dupree was pissed... He KNEW Cena was out by a mile a way... But the ref thought otherwise...

Meh, I didnt really have great ideas today I guess...
Those ones were pretty funny.

The caps largely sucked this week though.

[Corkscrewed]

*has a hissy fit*

Aw! My "salad dressing" joke was SO much better than those!!!

*snaps fingers*

[Blue Demon]

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Eddie: I crush you head

[Mayo]

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The ancient centennial sacrifice of the best Japanese warrior to the alien spaceship was about to commence.

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Kenzo: Oh my goorness, surfer Sting firally make his WWE deboo.

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Godfather: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

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Nick: No Rey, don't do it! You have so much to live for!

Rey: I can't stand a woman and an old man being the last two cruiserweight champs. Tell my wife I looooooooooooooove herrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
Chavo: Oh shit, he better not fall on me.

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Nick: Chavo, stop it!!! He's had enough!
Chavo: *makes incisions into Rey's face*

I saw this on The Swan, he could really use a makeover so he doesn't have to wear the mask anymore!

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Classic: Son, come here and give me a hug! You finally lost your virginity, even if it was to Jazz.
Chavo Jr.: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, not heeeeeeeeeeeeere!!!

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After Bradshaw got fired from the WWE for his Nazi saluting, he decided to enter the demolition derby championships.

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Bradshaw microwaves his salad for a few seconds to make it soggier, but he should have taken the metal fork out first.

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The ref shows off his best Elvis impression yet.

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The ref decided to restart the match clock to zero because Cena nearly threw up after Mae Young was streaking in the crowd.

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RVD: *punches Cena*
Ref: Come on Rob, you can hit harder than that, PUSSY!
Cena: Hebner, shut the fuck up!
RVD: OH YEAH??? *hits him harder*
Ref: Pfffffffffffffft, thats nothing! Pretend he stole your stash!
RVD: *knocks out some of Cena's teeth*
Cena: :mad:

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The explosion of the nuclear bomb in Iraq sent shockwaves into the Smackdown arena.

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Ref: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, down came the rain and washed the spider out, out came the sun....
Cena: I GIVE UP! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Worst. People's Elbow. Ever.

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Kurt: Now Moolah streaking through the ring, I can't look!!!

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Even God was tired of the undead biker gimmick, so he knocked him upside the head.

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The Undertaker was in disbelief when Paul Bearer's remains were given to him, but he felt better since he thought that Heyman would be the perfect replacement for Oompa loompa.

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Heyman couldn't believe that Taker's supernatural powers finally got him an erection.

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Taker was filled with emotion after hearing that he would be facing Booker T, and not Booker Shango, yet again.

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Heyman was very dedicated to his new Paul Bearer gimmick, and he'd be damned if he couldn't do a better job.

[loopydate]

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As a courtesy to sports fans, SmackDOWN! was nice enough to display the score of the Laker/Detroit NBA Finals game at the corner of the screen.
( :'( )

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Even Kurt grimaced at the Lakers' ass kicking at the hands of the Pistons.

*Dance of joy*

[Mr. Nerfect]

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Kenzo Suzuki's gimmick of being proud of his Japanese cultural roots was fine, until the WWE brought in the new Japanese tactical assault planes complete with optical neautralising lasers, and "Goku" fired a Spirit Bomb into the crowd.

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Kenzo's gimmick only got worse when he debuted the "Japanese Slap of Death" as his finishing move.

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Eddie being pushed into the dog house was bad enough, but Rikishi sitting on it!?! Uncalled for.

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Nick Patrick tried to stop Rey Mysterio from jumping into his long lost uncle in the crowds arms.

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As Chavo and Rey put on a 5 star match, Nick Patrick tried to get them to pay attention for his dance "The Bird of Prey" for the WWE Reunion in August.

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As Chavo explained to his father that he lost because of Patrick's bird dance, Classic tried to warn Chavo about the claw coming down to attach itself to Guerrero, marking the debut of his new gimmick, Robo-Chavo.

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Raven returned to the WWE with his masterpiece, "Let the Raven Drive, Nevermore."

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After being fired from CNBC. Bradshaw's new vacuum cleaning salesman gimmick backfired when he accidently put it into blow mode.

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Booker T was relatively angered by Brian Hebner's distracting practise of "The Bird of Prey" to be presented by the SD! referees at the reunion.

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The WWE lost credibility for their attempt to put literal meaning to Cena's phrase "You can't see me!" by having Cena "camouflage" himself into the mat in his match against Booker T. Sad thing is it worked.

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RVD's new style of bringing the opponent's face into his fist, didn't impress Hebner too much.

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As Cena introduced another dramatic gimmick dubbed "We can't see you!" by devevouring RVD whole, Hebner again practiced his "Bird of Prey" more.

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With the ratio of referees on RAW to SmackDown! favouring RAW for the reunion, Hebner brought Cena into the play, using Dupree to help him choreograph Cena's positions.

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Dupree: This is stupid.
Brian Hebner: No! Arms out like this!

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The SmackDown! wrestlers were playing the role of Marvel characters for there act at the reunion. Angle played Professor Charles Exavier from X-Men.

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Undertaker was suddenly attacked by Marvel's Antman character.

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Paul Heyman branched out his role in the Marvel act, and quickly became Dr. Octopus by shooting out six blue "arms" from his back.

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The Undertaker and Paul Heyman started off their shadow puppet match with Heyman's shadow taking the form of an Olympic runner, while Undertaker's took the form of Godzilla.

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Undertaker was distracted from the match by his own man boobs. The WWE had reached a new low. :(

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Heyman stopped in his tracks as he discovered the label on the Urn, "Napisan Plus".

[FourFifty]

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Unbeknownst to our little buddy Kenzo, his debut match would put him up against God himself.

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In an attempt to de-push Cena, Brain did as he was instructed. He gave Cena the “Cena 3:56 says I just busted a cap in yo ass” stigma.

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Even after all this time has passed, and how many times it has been shown, Kurt <b>STILL</b> can’t help but cringe at the Triple H/Steph honeymoon video.

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Paul: Hey! Mark! Buddy! Pal! Would you care for some nuts?
Undertaker: First off don’t call me Mark when we’re on TV, second off that’s a jar of spring loaded snakes.

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Now it was just disrespectful to play catch with the ashes of Al Wilson.

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Undertaker: OH CRAP! I just dropped Al… Torrie is gonna be maaaaaaad!

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Paul: Now I know all of you are wondering why I’m out here with a WWE logo stain on my suit. Well I’m here to tell you that I’m going to get that nasty stain out with a new product called Stain Away! It’ll get coffee out of cotton, pomegranate juice out of polyester, and a note that says “I Still Remember” out of the memory of WWE writers!

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JBL should have listened to Jamie a few weeks ago… Never wear a rental to a WWE show.

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Brain: Rene…. GET THE TABLES!!!!
Rene: Vat ze ‘ell?

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Eddie: Now I know I’m going to have to pay for this limo, and of course there will be tons of legal work due to traffic violations and Pace may sue me for using their “New York City” catch phrase, but that’s okay vato! I had subway for lunch!

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God bless that luchador… Always in the mood for an impromptu mosh pit!</font color>

[FourFifty]

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After being fired from CNBC. Bradshaw's new vacuum cleaning salesman gimmick backfired when he accidently put it into blow mode.



<font color=cyan>JBL blows enough on his own :D</font>

[Mr. Nerfect]

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It was confusing to have Kenzo Suzuki to come out to the Playschool theme, then circle the ring and leave without explaination. I guess it was more credible than Kyo Dai's debut.

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The WWE turned heads with their Satan and God impersonators tag team.

[Gone Mad]

Damn,I had to be late and miss doing all the good ones. I shall attempt anyway.

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Kenzo: Um.. I'm not sure if this intro is needed..I mean,I'm only looking for where I dropped my keys!

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Bradshaw: OOOooohhh!!! I hate that rabbit!
*collapses due to explosive bunny stew*

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The Evil Ref. and DuPree decide to punish Cena by not answering his question about time and the ref.'s new catchphrase..

Evil Ref.: You can only see me! You can only see me *waving arms at side of the head like an idiot*

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gonMad00: Damn it! I should have known caps. come out on Fridays! Damn my obsession with Pokemon!
OR
Angle, after watching the Garfield movie.

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If anything can stop Taker,it could be his hatred of past Smackdown ideas.

Voice from Urn: ..not..telling..you...anything you don't already..kno-

Taker: FOR THE LOVE OF CHRI--STOP IT!

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Taker,having difficulty trying to remember his wife's name,tries to look at his own neck.

Taker: Man, I knew that I should have wrote it on a better place--.


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The death of Cookie Monster couldn't have been more ironic.

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Worst. People's eyebrow. ever.

Sorry,that sucked.