Top 10 Wrestler's you dislike...

[The One]

Simple enough...You can leave an explination as to why if you like...I won't...but you can...go for it...

1) Ken Shamrock :foc: always hated that guy
2) Bill Goldberg
3) John Bradshaw Layfeild
4) Brock Lesnar
5) Curt Hennig
6) A-Train
7) Abyss
8) Hulk Hogan (I was never a Hulkamaniac)
9) Tommy Dreamer
10) New Jack

[ilt_undertaker]

In no real order

Hogan (I like HOLLYWOOD Hogan, not "Real American" one)
Goldberg
Edge (sometimes)
Chris Harris
Erik Watts

I will add more, cant think of anyone else

How come you dont like Abyss? And where is the sig? :(

[blake639raw]

Why Chris Harris?

[Cyke]

In no particular order, and I may not reach ten:

Hulk Hogan: I liked him when I was a kid, but when I started paying attention to the actual wrestling instead of just gimmicks, I started feeling awfully bored from his matches. I respect his contribution to the business, but I just don't like him in the ring.

Goldberg: I dislike him for several reasons. I dislike the way his matches unfold. It's all about staring down for a few minutes, one big move, staring down, big move, break, big move, break, etc., until Goldberg wins with the Jackhammer. The biggest reason I can't stand the giant brute comes from his direct intervention in ending the career of one of my favorite wrestlers, Bret Hart. Still, he's fun to look at, if only for the unwanted, negative crowd reaction he gets.

Sycho Sid: He's sloppy, even for a big guy. I don't think the Wrestlemania 13 main event would've been as bad had it not been for his lousy performance.

Dudleyz: I hate them as much as anyone can healthily hate a WWE tag team. Why so many people like them is beyond me (Aside from ECW. It's been years now.). If you can honestly tell me that their participation was key in the first TLC match (or any other, for that matter), you're likely full of shit. You can put any other two guys in their place, and they would've done just as good a job, if not better. Just give them a table. Now, they are involved in an angle with The Undertaker, my favorite superstar.

Rikishi: He used to be a little more versatile, which made his matches a little bit interesting. That little bit has been long gone, and all that's left isn't enough to hold my attention.

Batista: *yawn* He looks like a superstar, can't wrestle to safe his own life. A generic big man we're seeing way too much of.

JBL: I liked him back in APA. Bradshaw and Farooq made an aggressive tag team, but JBL the singles main eventer is way out of his league. It's sad, because his gimmick is actually pretty interesting.

Kevin Nash: I liked him back when he was Diesel before leaving the WWF in '96. Then I started reading comments he made, reports on his attitude, his lousy performance in wCw and later in the WWE, and I just grew a dislike for the guy.

[Tony Montana]

Shawn Michaels - Should have stayed retired
Ric Flair - Should just fuck off somewhere, anywhere
Kevin Nash - Don't Need an explanation
JBL - Fucking jobber.
Scott Hall - He was my favourite wrestler once :'(

[Mayo]

No order:

Hardcore Holly
Rikishi
Rosey
Batista
Big Bossman
Nathan Jones
Big Show
A-Train
Mabel
Mideon

[TheNamelessOne]

Hulk Hogan - Just for the "limo drivers salary" comment about his pay off for WMXIX.
Randy Orton - Has none of the qualities of a main eventer (Other than "The look"), yet is pushed like one.
A-Train - I almost feel sorry for the guy getting zero crowd reaction everywhere he goes. Almost.
Brock Lesnar - I thought he was pushed far too hard, too soon after his debut.
Hardcore Holly - Utter wanker. All this "paying your dues" thing is complete and utter bollocks.
Ultimate Warrior - Can anyone be as big headed as this guy? Oh, and I am jealous that he has so much money.
Triple H - Just for urinating all over Jerichos push. I couldn't care less if he squashd Booker T, killed off RVD or had sex with a dummy - You don't ruin Jerichos push. I think theres something in the Bible about doing such a thing being an abomination.

[ilt_undertaker]

Why Chris Harris?

IDK, just somethin about him erks me.

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan>In no order

JBL
Hardcore Holly
Brock Lesnar
Goldberg
JBL
The Warrior
Randy Savage
JBL
Hogan
New Jack


Oh! And JBL!</font color>

[The Show Off]

I can't really honestly say that I hate anyone that has been associated with wrestling, however as I write I may get an actual hatred built up, well here it goes.

Steve Blackman
I was never very intrested in Steve Blackman, the guy was never an intresting character and was usually very boring in the ring. The only time I liked watching Steve Blackman was when Al Snow was making him funny as a part of Head Cheese, other then that the guy was probably the most snoozing inducing person I've seen of TV week in and week out, that is aside from Jay Leno.

Bull Buchanan
For the same reason as Blackman, this guy, when he was on my screen would have be snoring in 2 seconds flat.

Haku/Meng
He got pushed over and over again in the WCW, and I just wanted to shoot myself when he was in the ring. His in ring style seemed to only mesh with other boring wrestlers.

Scotty 2 Hotty
Even as Scott Taylor this guy sucked. His stupid dancing gimmick, that has gone on for about 5 or 6 years now, has sucked for about 5 or 6 years now. His in ring work isn't terrible but it is no where near what it needs to be to make me forget that this guy is a joke.

The Cat
Basically I hated him for the reason I hate Scotty 2 Hotty, but at least Scotty actually wrestled every once and awhile. I've only seen the Cat wrestle in like 5 matches, and I used to watch WCW week in and week out, there is nothing sucker that a wrestler that doesn't wrestle.

[The Cerebral Assassin]

Chris Benoit - looks like a fucking midget.

Eddie Guerrero - "Lies, cheats, steals." Doesn't set a good moral example. Lousy role model and annoying as hell.

Chris Jericho - Bitches and moans and groans about every fucking thing.

Rey Mysterio - Too fucking short.

Rob Van Dam - Is a pothead, bad role model.

That's my list boys ;)

[Kane Knight]

In no particular order:
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton

Honorable mention: Randy Orton.

*cackles maniacally as you-know-who's head explodes*

[Funky Fly]

1 & 2 The Harris Brothers (for putting on the worst match of all time)
3 Goldberg (for being a dick and sucking ass as a wrestler)
4 Hulk Hogan (for being a dick and not knowing when to retire)
5 Sparky Bobcore Plugg Holly (for being a sloppy, jealous dick)
6 New Jack (see Bobcore Plugg)
7 JBL (for being a dick, a kissass and sloppy in the ring)
8 Kevin Nash (the guy who taught HHH the art of holding down others)
9 HHH (for basically keeping Booker T and Chris Jericho permnently out of the main event)
10 Vince McMahon (if you need reasons, you've been living under a rock for the last 8 years)

These are in no order. I spread my hatred amongst them equally.

[Joe Kerr]

How (The One) Can you hate Mr. Perfect????



Hates a strong word how about dislike.

10. Albert
9. Brock Lesnar
8. Sable
7. Visera
6. The Godwins
5. Lex Luger
4. Ultimate Warrior
3. Pete Rose :shifty:
2. Buff bagwell
1. Marc Mero

[ilt_undertaker]

Buff Bagwell? BUFF BAGWELL!!?! Are you serious!!?

[Lara Emily]

Buff Bagwell? BUFF BAGWELL!!?! Are you serious!!?

Yeah you know with him sucking and everything

[ilt_undertaker]

Shut it :p

[Amaroqwolf]

1. Scott Hall, (He scares me honest to go this man scares me.)
2. Scott Stiner: See Scott hall
3. Mordicai. Can't sleep Mordicai will get me. (Nightmares, I belive in Nightmares)
4. Matt Hardy:See Mordicai.
5. Disco Inferno...blah!
6. Hulk Hogan. I was five or six the first time I remember seeing him, and he scared me.
7. Batista. Talentless Hack!!


I geuss I don't have Ten, (shrugs) I don't know maybe I do..but if I remember anymore I'll post em.

[Kapoutman]

Funky Fly's list is great. :y:

[V]

in no order, off the top of my head

gay-train
big slow
not so hardcore holly
maskless kane/kanerooni kane
Tyson Job Co.
mark "thank god benoit killed you off" henry

and of course, the once awesome, now completely detestible, John Bradshaw please go lay on the field and have a tractor run over you slowly

[Apocolyptik1]

How (The One) Can you hate Mr. Perfect????



Yes I would also like to know the answer to this.

I was a big fan of Curt.

[Amaroqwolf]

8. Triple H! Do I need a Frigging reason!)

[Aussie Skier]

In no particular order:

Test - Dull (and such an annoying voice).
Viscera - As mable, when i was younger, he was ok. As Viscera he was just a fat guy in a fat jacket.
Mark Henry - He can be funny (in a pathetic sorta way), but his matches are awful.
Shane McMahon - duh, he's not a wrestler, and is in no way a key part of the InVasion
Sid - meh
X-Pac - HOPELESS! absolutly HOPELESS!!!
Billy Gunn - Botch city
Mideon
Boss man - punch...punch...punch, ummmmm....punch. REALYL EXCITING THERE! and top it off wit ha DEVASTING SIDEWALK SLAM!

[big_bluto]

In a peculiar but random order.....

HHH - don't have time to list them..

John 'Bradshaw' Layfield - See the thread on JBL/Howard Stern for my thoughts on him

Hardcore Holly - unrealistic, over-rated twat

Mark Henry - Lumbering big tube!

Scott Steiner - shouldn't have ever some to WWE - past it, big time!

A-Train - get a fricken shave and a vocabulary!

Test - please leave. Do yourself a favour!

Nunzio - Has this guy ever put on a good match? And ditch the FBI concept, fast! And buy some trunks that don't come up to your armpits!

Rodney Mack - untalented liability

Nathan Jones - quitter! Shouldn't have signed in the first place!

[loopydate]

In no particular order:
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton

Honorable mention: Randy Orton.

*cackles maniacally as you-know-who's head explodes* What a horrible thing to do to Voldemort!

Anyway, I can only come up with five atm, but here they are:

1) Steve Austin
2) The Undertaker
3) Hardcore Holly
4) Scott Steiner
5) Billy Gunn

-EDIT- Add Bradshaw and Lita to my list. Bradshaw after 'Taker, Lita after Holly.

[Nowhere Man]

Okay, here we go:

10) A-Train: Slow, sloppy, and has no heat whatsoever. He'd be higher up the list, but WWE seems to have finally realized his only purpose is to be a big hairy jobber. I'm still pissed that Matt Hardy lost his big push to this ape.

9) Randy Orton: Like TheNamelessOne said, "Has none of the qualities of a main eventer (Other than "The look"), yet is pushed like one." It's not that I actively dislike him; I just wish people would shut up about him for a little while and see if he's really worth all the hype.

8) Goldberg: I'll readily admit to being a Goldberg mark, but that doesn't excuse his sloppy work and his fabled backstage antics. I laughed so hard I almost cried when I heard Jericho kicked his ass backstage.

7) Harcore Holly: Arrogant dickhead who had no justifiable reason for being so. He's a jobber, and no one cares about him, yet he protects his spot like he's Hulk f</>ucking Hogan.

6) Scott Steiner: I don't know whether it's more of disliking him or just pitying him. He used to be incredible, but now he's just a shell of himself. Honestly, it's pretty depressing.

5) Jeff Jarrett: The poor man's Triple H. If you thought a WWe reject could regain his credibility on the indy scene, well think again!

4) Kevin Nash: I've never been a fan of the Clique and their crap, but Nash is just ridiculous. In his current state, he's a danger to himself and his opponents, so he has no right whatsoever to be in the spotlight like he was in '03.

3) Triple H: I'm not going to go into it, because everyone's heard the rant a thousand times before. That still doesn't change the fact that he's done more damage to the promotion than anyone since Hogan.

2) Hulk Hogan: Ahhh, the man who re-invented backstage hooliganry, and ruined more careers than any injuries ever have. One of THE driving reasons that WCW went under. You can't look at the damage Hogan did to wrestling and not be impressed.

1) Bradshaw: Triple H and Hogan both are dicks backstage, but at least they drew at one point or another. Bradshaw has no excuses for any of his shit. He runs the fans down at every opportunity, gives German crowds the Nazi salute, and then defends himself by saying he's just playing the heel. No, there's a huge difference between playing a heel and just being an asshole. Bradshaw is quite possibly the most moronic, undeserving, pathetic son of a bitch to ever get such a push.

[KillerWolf]

1. lita - make the bad woman stop! :'(

2. RVD - can RVD's "unorthodox" offense be any MORE predictable? i wonder what random tandem tag team he'll be in next. :nono:

3. scotty 2 hotty - why is he still doing this?

4. stacy keibler - i feel insulted in one way or another every time she is on my television.

5. rey misterio - thats right, rey misterio - has there ever been a wrestler with WORSE mic skills? can his offense be MORE contrived? no and no.

6. zack gowen - FUCK YOU, WWE! :foc:

7. stephanie mcmahon (in any way, shape, or form) - FUCK YOU WWE! :foc:

8. jim ross - "that jesabelle!" "STONECOLDSTONECOLDSTONECOLD!!!"

9. jerry lawler - "puppies"!!! fuck you, lawler.

10. vinnie mac - he's got a sick desparation about him these days. desparation for ratings. and it shows in the kinds of half baked angles and characters they're coming up with lately. pff, genius my ass.

[John la Rock]

10. Scott Steiner - can you say nuff steroids, useless in the ring

9. Nathan Jones - the most over-hyped wrestler in history. Probably the worst in ring wrestler of all time

8. Mark Henry- big useless hoss, enough of this shit

7. Rikishi - SO STALE, lose some fucking weight and stop wearing thongs. He was fun back in 2000 but that was 4 years ago

6. Goldberg - lazy, careless worker who ended Bret Hart's wrestling career

5. Torrie Wilson/Stacy Keibler - learn how to wrestle you useless sluts!!! If I want to watch T & A i'd watch porn

4. All the Tough Enough Winners - for thinking they actually have talent and are respected superstars

3. John Bradshaw Layfield - ignorant, overrated, asshole, go fuck yourself you fucking nazi!!!

2. Shawn Michaels - great worker but probably the biggest asshole in the history of professional wrestling. Huge politician and as Bret Hart said; "A two face lying chicken shit!"

1. Hardcore Holly - bitter old man that thinks the world resolves around him. Probably the most undeserving guy to main-event a PPV. What a joke

[Batsu]

In no particular order:

The Harris Brothers - Why the eff are these hyped so much, for being a couple of Stone Cold lookalike ass clowns? Plus, the two of them were doing embarrassing things before JBL ever got pushed to the main event.

Vince Russo - he's not a wrestler, but he's been on TV, which was a bad, BAD idea from jump.

HHH (after 2002) - you'd think he used his earlier "punishment" in a more conscientious way. Right now he's a lot like HBK in his prime with his overbearing influence. A great talent squandering his place at the top.

JBL (since 9/11/01) - since 9/11 this guy's personality has come to the forefront, and thus it has added on to his levels of sucktitude. He was an OK guy in the ring, he usually knew his role and played it. But when he decided to act like his "off the job" self a little too much, he really, really does suck.

The Ultimate Warrior - I can not, for the life of me, even in the 80s see why this guy was ever popular. He didn't even seem remotely redeeming in some respects, like Hogan sometimes did. Nowadays he acts like he's on crack, whereas in the 80s he dressed like he was on acid. Perhaps I see him, and not Hogan, as the figurehead for the roided nonsense WWF fans were fed in the 80s. Definitely a wrestler that did not go out with diginity.

Shawn Michaels (94-98) - perhaps, during his biggest run, he was the blueprint for today's HHH. It makes sense that the two of them are friends offscreen. He's a great worker, but he wasn't exactly the most selfless. His other side isn't really publicized all that much...but he should be infinitely grateful -- when he was on his rise to WWF superstardom he wasn't exactly the kind of guy Vince favored.

Brock Lesnar - Actually, the reason why I dislike him has everything to do with how WWE pushed him. He's actually a good worker, but they gave him the "condensed" run in WWE. Everytime I think of why I don't like how he left WWE, I think of how WWE sort of made that happen. While he doesn't suck....he doesn't exactly kick as much ass as I hoped he would when I finally saw him in a dark match.


Jeff Jarrett (ever since getting the boot from WCW) - I think he's another one of the "HHH"-ers...only in another fed. The one time I liked him, and really did, was when he was the "Slapnuts" guy in WCW. That, to me, was his best run. I see him on TNA now and I'm like "WTF"?! I guess he feels better playing that throwback country singer heel. But right now, he's turning out to be another X-Pac of main eventers. And speaking of which...

Sid (Vicious) - THE X-PAC OF MAIN EVENTERS. If you wonder why crowds couldn't really draw any decent heat behind the guy...

X-Pac himself probably deserves to be in this list, and he -does- suck... but these guys actually suck more than X-Pac in certain avenues.

Honorable mention to Hulk Hogan, living proof that backstage pull can totally destroy the business. Also to Steve Austin, post '02 - even though he is one of my favorite wrestlers, he got stale real quick after his "runaway" from WWE following WMX8. It's kind of disappointing to see he got a bit of the Hogan-ism in him.

[ilt_undertaker]

What a horrible thing to do to Voldemort!

Anyway, I can only come up with five atm, but here they are:

2) The Undertaker



:'( :rant: :mad: :'(

And add Lita to my list too, how could I forget her. And Torrie

[Joe Kerr]

Buff Bagwell? BUFF BAGWELL!!?! Are you serious!!?


not only did he not impress me, but aside from his poor sportsmanship he was a dick back stage....also remember he had 1 match in WWE before he was fired.

[FlashyT01]

HHH
Randy Orton
Lita ( she need to stay home have Matt's Kids)
John Cena (I know most people like him I don't. He is FAKE. He can't even rap. There are 2 good white rappers out there. Eminem and Lil Wyte)
Big Show ( is he still around)
Booker T (can someone please explain to me what he is doing?)

[ilt_undertaker]

not only did he not impress me, but aside from his poor sportsmanship he was a dick back stage....also remember he had 1 match in WWE before he was fired.

:lol:, relax I was kidding. He is cute though :o

[Sensei Of Mattitude]

In no particular order..........

Bubba Ray Dudley
D-Von Dudley
Spike Dudley
Chavo Guerrero
A-Train
Test
Jeff Hardy (singles, not tag team)
Eddie Guerrero (BORING..... same shit all the time)
Hardcore Holly
Brock Lesnar (BORING, SAME SHIT, QUITTER... maybe I will like him if he becomes an Eagle and a good player but as a wrestler..... no)

[Gerard]

1. Women wrestlers in general, if i wanted to pop a cheap boner id go watch porn (and realistically thats the only reason theyre even on the show, to keep the pervs entertained), that and they nearly all suck besides one or two.

2. Triple h for reasons too f*cking obvious to mention.

3. Matt hardy, "decent" wrestler but sends me to sleep.

4. Austin, what what what what, :roll:

5. Warrior, For being so much of a tard he actually changed his name to warrior.

6. Jeff hardy, Male crack whore.

7. Randy Orton, ZZZZZzzzZZZZZzzzzz change your tune boy you're boring me.

8. Michaels, mr "blade" in virtually every match hes in. :nono:

9. Nash, He's a wrestler? :wtf:

10. Test, mr eds illegitimate son, boring as hell.

[sensai86]

-Goldberg
-Scotty 2 Hotty
-Funaki
-Goldberg
-Goldberg
-GOLDBERG
-GOLDBERG
-GOLDBERG
-GOLDBERG
-GOLDBERG
:foc:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

1. Austin *for all the shit Brock gets, Austin was 10 times worse*
2. Sid
3. Russo
4. Nash
5. Warrior
6. Hogan
7. Rikishi
8. Harris Boys
9. Jeff Hardy
10. Holly

[Fryza]

Chris Jericho- I've never liked Jericho. His voice, his arrogant gimmick, and his looks (they do play with him) immediately turned me off to him. He's a great wrestler, good mic skills, I just don't like him.

Rodney Mack- I'm blacker than this guy...and I didn't nearly kill Al Snow either..

Undertaker- Other than the old school Undertaker, I don't like this guy.

JBL- :|

Goldberg- See JBL.

Chyna- I just didn't see what all the fuss was about. She wasn't a good wrestler, she didn't have an appealing look, and she sucked on mic skills. Of course, this is all my opinion, but I just don't like her.

Steve Austin- See JBL.

Hunter- I'm sure people know why.

Lex Luger- I didn't enjoy his matches, and I didn't think he had good gimmicks or mic skills.

Bubba Dudley- This guy irks me the wrong way.

[ilt_undertaker]

Fryza I will hit you one day for having Chyan AND Taker on your list

[BLaZeR-]

10. HHH : Don't even have to go into this one, hard to believe at one time he was my favorite wrestler.

9. Lita : The Botch-a-saurus.

8. Jim Ross: Not a wrestler, but he annoys the hell out of me with his senseless commentary.

7. Jeff Jarrett: The Triple H of TNA, enough said.

6. John Bradshaw Layfield : One of the most ignorant wrestlers in the WWE, and his actions in Munich adds even more spice to my claim. A talentless bafoon who thinks the internet community consists mainly of nerds when in fact most of us could break his neck at will.

5. Randy Orton : :mad: Generic waste of sperm and egg who gets a monster push that countless others deserved...might as well change his name to John Q. Wrestler to match his generic skills.

4. Hardcore Holly : Bitter old fool with no talent whatsoever...I won't waste anymore time on him.

3. Goldberg: Pathetic mic skills as well as his poor in rings skills, careless and sloppy also whines about what doesn't go his way....also responsible for ending Bret Hart's career. :mad:

2. Steve Austin Selfish moron who held down talent even when he retired.

1. Vince McMahon IMO one of the dumbest men ever to be successful, ruins up almost every good thing that he gets(WCW, ECW, and their collective roster), and lets his dumbass daughter write storylines.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'm restricting my list to current WWE, only ones who have wrestled within the year 2004:

Hardcore Holly: Ignorant, undeserving asshole.

Mark Henry: Boring as all hell.

A-Train: See Henry, Mark.

JBL: Ignorant, untalented, racist fuckernut.

Maven: Needs to learn how to do moves that don't involve the prefix "Drop-" and the suffix "-kick".

Rikishi: Needs to lose weight and become more talented.

Scott Steiner: Asshole that can't hold the jock of his former self.

Triple H: See Steiner, Scott.

Lita: Botches even the simplest of moves and has jackshit charisma.

Billy Gunn: Stale.</font>

[darkpower]

In no particular order:

TRIPLE H: Everytime you think he's going to change for the better, we hear something ELSE that he did that changes it right back. What was that line Toby Maguire gave in "Pleasentville"? Oh. It's easy to change, but it's harder to change back. Apparently, we're seeing that phrase being proven true. Yes, he may be very talented, but his out of ring attitude ruins it.

SCOTT STEINER: I don't know HOW people can stand this guy. He sucks in the ring, no two ways about it to me. And remember THE PINK THONGS?!!

JBL: Damn, I wish there was an "unsure" category in this, or this guy would be in that one. I know the stuff he did in Munich was uncalled for, but the WWE workers have done things more extreme than JBL could EVER do, and they don't get blasted for it. I just think that is now getting TOO much publicity. Maybe now he'll learn his lesson. As for his talent, he was good in the APA, but it seems he's just not ready for the main-event just yet, but what else can the SD writers DO right now until they build up Booker T and RVD on SD? Be advised that I really don't want to put this guy here, because he's got potential.

JIM ROSS: Whenever I hear someone tell me that Michael Cole sucks, I turn on RAW to hear this guy overexaggerate EVERYTHING as if he was giving someone a cum facial every 10 minutes, and I get reminded of just why people on here, including me, are perferring Cole to this stale, fat slob, and why I defend Cole.

JERRY LAWLER: Also a stale guy, and he's the one who, in my mind, really screwed around with every other commentator he has worked with other than Vince McMahon and JR and, because of it, made the other man look bad. And him turning back to a heel commentator and giving those lame comments aren't helping, but making it that much worse. I would wish that the WWE would just fire him already.

[I-Hate-You]

I'm surprised there weren't many Triple H's in the beginning. I'm starting to see more now.

[Sickboy]

In no particular order:

Hulk Hogan
Steve Austin
X-Pac
Road Dogg
Edge
HHH
Konnan
Vince McMahon
Randy Orton
Lex Luger

[tucsonspeed6]

No order to this. Just listing them off as my hatred swells.

1: Hulk Hogan
I had a girlfriend whose last name was Hogan. She always used to say that he was her daddy....let's just say that as annoying as that is, that's the best thing I have to say about this guy.
Hulk: "Whatcha gonna do, brother?"
Me: "Stare at your big floppy old man tits, grandpa!"
There was nothing quite like spending months of my life watching wrestling and every week it was "Hulk still rules" this and "Hulk doesn't have old man tits" that. Hulkamania had the momentum of a pinecone slowly lodging itself comfortably into my colon, and it was about as enjoyable. If anyone here has ever watched Austin Powers 3, you understand why the hulkamania reborn thing was as painful as it was. There was no content to it. It was just an endless stream of merchandising based on a heard of name. 80's Nostalgia was big at the time, and everybody's heard of Hulk Hogan, so why not profit off of it? Well, it's all great until you realize that the guy should have retired, but he was holding down good talent while he was here. I rate Hogan's final run with the WWE as being worse for midcard heels than Austin's "sheriff" gimmick.

2: Road Dogg How stupid do you have to be to not know how to spell Dog? Was he supposed to be related to Junk Yard Dog? And what was the deal with the shake, rattle, and roll? Road Dogg was one of the icons of a time in the WWF when substance was out and style was in. Go ahead and tell me that Road Dogg was fired for substance abuse....you and I both know that even if Road Dogg remained clean, his gimmick wouldn't have lasted much longer. He would have become another Scotty Too Hotty with a worn out "cool" gimmick and moves that just wouldn't cut it in todays wrestling style. Thank god he got caught with drugs when he did.

3: X-pac Here we have a mediocre wrestler with no charisma whatsoever, and whenever he comes out we feel as though we're obligated to cheer when he slaps his hands at his balls. I don't know about anyone else here, but when a greasy haired little runt runs to the ring and offers everyone the oppertunity to give him oral sex, I just don't feel like cheering.The same could be said for Road Dogg, but I've already mentioned him. If I had a time machine, and if wrestling were real, I'd go back in time and tell Kane to kill the little fucker when he had a chance. (BTW, WWE...if you're trying to rebuild the nWo and you want them to have some heat, don't let X-pac rejoin them. I understand they have history, but please just spare us....and when SHawn Michaels says that the group is great but one individual is sucking it up, don't have him superkick Booker T while X-pac is in the ring.)

4: Zack Gowen Well, I can't say I hate him personally. I just hate the push they gave him. Day in and day out I'm entertained by people throwing little Spike through tables, and I respect the hell out of Spike for being a jobber. But when you push a green runt to main event status because he's missing a leg, and every episode is about little Steph screaming "No, daddy, don't hurt the little one legged boy anymore! He has so much spirit and he tries so hard!" I get sick of it fast. The final straw was when Peggy Hill paid a visit to Smackdown as a special celebrity guest and she started in on the "Don't hurt the little one legged boy" shit too. I swear, I would have marked the fu*ck out if Brock just started whailing on Gowen's mom too. If he crushed her skull with the ring steps, I would be a happier man today. That's all I have to say about him.

5: JBL Speaking of Peggy Hill, where's her husband, Hank Hill? Oh, there he is on CNBC!
Hank Hill: "I'd buy stock in Propane and Propane Excessories"
The world: "WOW!"
Seriously, I was quite angry when this idiot actually got in any offense at the Royal Rumble, but I was satisfied to know that he was the first idiot eliminated. When your finishing move is a clothesline, you need to reconsider why you're in the business. And you have to admit that he had something going with the CNBC thing. Why didn't he quit wrestling and just do that show? And he lost the wrong job too. When the bookers said "Go out there and draw some heat from the German crowd" and he interprited that as meaning "Act like a Nazi" They should have terminated his contract on the spot. I insist that everyone send an email to JBL that says:

Dear JBL,
Go away.
Sincerely,
Go away.

6: Maven Reasons for my hating this kid? Well, of all of the Tough Enough Graduates he was the best....but that doesn't mean he was the best Tough Enough contestant. What really irks me about him is the fact that he hasn't improved in the slightest since he joined the WWE, yet there are people out there who think he deserves a push to the main event. Watching his matches, I think he has the wrestling ability of a lower midcarder. If he works on his charisma, he could maybe get a midcard push. And there's no reason for the WWE to get rid of him. If everybody was a main eventer, wrestling wouldn't be fun to watch. But the people who think that he deserves a main event shot more than guys like Hurricane, Christian, Lance Storm (once upon a time), or Matt Hardy....I think you get why I hate the guy. Do me a favor and hold up signs that say "Push Stevie Richards" instead. THey make more sense.

7: Tommy Dreamer So how do we give this guy a push? Oh! I know! Let's have him run in the ring with a big stick and beat down guys with wrestling talent. If we're lucky he'll break somebody's jaw and we'll never see them wrestle again in our lives. Better yet. We'll entertain the millions and billions of people who watch Fear Factor just for the gross shit and we'll have the geek eat and drink everything from his own vomit to urninal water to other people's hair. Newsflash: People don't watch wrestling to watch some guy run around fake beating on people with a stick and drinking puke. Of the people who watch Fear Factor, about 2 of them watch it for the gross shit, and one of them is Tommy Dreamer getting ideas for new additions to his gimmick. I was greatful to find out that he finally quit recently.

I'd add more to this list, but I'm plum out of hatred for now.

[Stickman]

Kurt Angle (great wrestler but everything else about him is horrible)
Sid
Hardcore Holly
Booker T
A Train
Mark Henry
X-Pac
Virgil
Edge (of today not E&C Edge)
HHH (not because of his pull backstage or his past, but he's been boring me with the same shit ever since he came back from the quad injury)
Maven

[Wildcat789]

Triple H: Really, does it need to be said?

John "Bradshaw" Layfield: He's just an asshole. He was cool in the Acolytes, but now he's just so far out of his league. It's sad that he doesn't realize that Eddie has carried his only good matches. There's also no reason for what he said about internet fans and what he did in Munich. His conduct is plain child-ish, and if anybody deserves to be fired the most in the WWE, it's JBL.

Scott Hall: I have no respect for a wrestler that just throws it all away. He got piss drunk and ruined his life. Good job Mr. Hall, enjoy your life.

Brock Lesnar: It's not about his oversized push, or his ring-work or anything like that. It's the fact that he has no passion for the business. Guys like HHH, Michaels, Hogan, Bret Hart, the reason they were so good is because they loved what they did. For Lesnar, wrestling is the means to an end. That, and Lesnar on the mic = potty time.

Bill Goldberg: He ended the career of Bret Hart. Hart was an amazing wrestler and Goldberg ruined it for him with a mule kick to the head. Honestly, he's one of the sloppiest wrestler's I've ever seen and doesn't deserve any push. EVER.

A-Train: Honestly, nobody cares about him for a reason. He'll be released soon, most likely.

Hardcore Holly: This one is just funny. Here's a man who thinks he can wrestle for the main event. When the facts are that he's untalented, boring, and just looks retarded.

Bubba Ray Dudley: He's a total dickwad to the fans. 'Nuff said.

Diamond Dallas Page: What he did to my cousin at a house show was inexcusable. For all I care, he can rot in a hole for the rest of his miserable life.

Edge: I don't think he's talented, or good on the mic. I can't understand what the big deal is. He looks like a friggin pole doing a spear to somebody. I liked him with Christian, but now he's so boring, and since the neck injury, his ring work has suffered alot.

[tucsonspeed6]

Diamond Dallas Page: What he did to my cousin at a house show was inexcusable. For all I care, he can rot in a hole for the rest of his miserable life.




What is the inexcusable thing that he did?

[My Final Heaven]

Originally posted by Aussie_Skier

Viscera - As mable, when i was younger, he was ok. As Viscera he was just a fat guy in a fat jacket.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


My list, in no particular order:

X-Pac: he's been using the same 5-move moveset for the past ummmm, 5 or 6 years or so. The only thing he ever does to "gain heat" is scream & point at his crotch.

Jaime Noble: Mediocre wrestler, but if you're mediocre you have to make up for it in another area, IE mic skills. Noble doesn't.

Justin Credible: Crap all across the board. Crap wrestling, crap interviews, & an ass in real life. Thankfully, he's long gone.

Dawn Marie: She looks like my Jr. High English teacher. No, that's not a good thing.

Randy Orton: Here's the thing, there's a reason that they gave him the "legend killer" gimmick. It's so they can put him in the ring with a bunch of people that'll carry him to good matches. I already know I'm gonna be torn apart for this :(

Jerry Lawler: I don't watch Raw all that often anymore, he's the reason. I can't stomach the whole "stick up for the heel, act like a dirty old man" gimmick.

Kidman: Grating on the mic, one of the most overrated wrestlers alive. He acts like he doesn't even care what moves he's throwing out in the ring.

The Basham Brothers: A tagteam the WWE doesn't need right now, the Harris Brothers of the new millenium. The whole bondage thing with Shaniqua didn't help.

Jacqueline: I can remember once they put her in the ring with Matt Hardy. Lita & Jeff ACTUALLY HAD TO COME TO HIS $%#@ RESCUE.
WWE logic: we've got one of our most talented workers in the ring along with a woman we pull out of the closet every 4 months or so. Who do we put over? :roll:

JBL: I think everybody else has already covered this for me.

[Batsu]

X-Pac: he's been using the same 5-move moveset for the past ummmm, 5 or 6 years or so. The only thing he ever does to "gain heat" is scream & point at his crotch.

Jacqueline: I can remember once they put her in the ring with Matt Hardy. Lita & Jeff ACTUALLY HAD TO COME TO HIS $%#@ RESCUE.
WWE logic: we've got one of our most talented workers in the ring along with a woman we pull out of the closet every 4 months or so. Who do we put over?

LOL at your X-Pac send-up, I knew there was a reason why he sucked. He should have tried to play that "X-Pac Sucks" thing to his advantage. I remember when he and The Reformed DX of 1999 played heel, I used to hate how he'd come in and break up stuff with his kicks, but in the back of my mind I was like "You know, even though he pisses me off, he's kind of cool in the ring." Then X-Pac did the same thing for the next 3 years and it started to really suck.

as for Jacqueline, from Day 1 they have had to work extra hard to get her over. I might argue that even the low-heat-garnering Jazz is over in her "gimmick" more than Jacqueline was in any of hers. She's kinda like Hardcore Holly, Billy Gunn as a solo wrestler and other wrestlers of the ilk. No matter what you do, they'll peak at a point and can't move past it.

[My Final Heaven]

Thank you for the eloquent response, Batsu. I'm a Ran Hibiki player myself ;)

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[Kane Knight]

In no real order(Only using fairly recent people):

Triple H: One of the main reasons I'm hesitant to watch Raw. This guy's a glory hound who ceased being entertaining years ago.

Jeff Hardy: Glad he's gone, hope he stays there.

Rikishi: HE's a one trick pony, and that trick his his ass. Please, go away.

Undertaker: Needs to retire. Has needed to for 4 years. Next!

Jeff Jarrett: Oh Goody. The Triple H of the Minor Leagues.

The Bashams: How can a team so "dirty" and "nasty" be so vanilla?

ZZ Tomko: He hasn't even really WRESTLED yet, and I already want him gone.

Ric Flair: A senile old man with too much free time and tits that NO man should have. The should be in a rest home...Give him a toy belt and stick him in the rubber room...WOOOOOOOOO!

"Stone Cold" Steven Austin:Unprofessional fuck who's unable to wrestle and annoying as shit.

The Coach: Coach is NOT A WRESTLER!@ Stop pretending he is.

[Batsu]

Thank you for the eloquent response, Batsu. I'm a Ran Hibiki player myself ;)

LOL, good to see someone recognizes.

[Batsu]

Jeff Jarrett: Oh Goody. The Triple H of the Minor Leagues.



Exactly. I watched TNA Impact and I was just like... "What did Jarrett do to himself? He needs some sort of rein over him for people to buy him as a champ." Add the fact that he reverted to his "pre-haircut generic Tennessee heel" gimmick and you have one HHH in the making.

[PNoy]

God I've always hated the hell out of Bob Holly. God damnit that guy pisses me off. Why is he still around?!?

Billy Gunn is up there on my list too.

I used to really hate Randy Orton but he's starting to grow on me now that he appears to know what he's doing in his matches.

That's all I can think of for now...

[PNoy]

Also I hate the new Trish Stratus. God she is annoying as hell when she talks.

[Edge]

No Order:

Bob Holly a.k.a Hardcore Holly
Rosey a.k.a S.H.I.T
Coach ( I'm talking about when he dose wrestle)
Billy Gunn, a.k.a "Mr.Ass"
John "Bradshaw" Layfeild a.k.a JBL
Every Woman wrestle on Raw a.k.a Gail Kim, Molly Holly, Victoria, Trish, Lita, Jazz, Stacie, e.t.c
Every Woman that trys to "wrestle" on Smackdown a.k.a Torrie, Dawn, Miss Jackie, Sable
Val Venis
Kane
Stevin Richards

[Gone Mad]

1.Nathan "hurts everyone" Jones - Waste of time,after all that time to build him up.

2. Kevin Diesel - Looked impressive at first,but can't wrestle himself out of a paperbag.

3. JBheiL - See #2. And if you look at your number two,you'll see it resembles this 3rd reich loving bastard.

4.Tomko Chicken - He guh buh fuh his way into our TVs and guh buh fuh his way into a shitty fued with my boy Y4J.

5.That guy that was with Teddy Long,tagged with Cena,Mark Henry,and is Jazz's wife: does nothing to entertain me. He is just there.

6.Hardcore Spark Plug: I never liked him. He was the weak link in the Hollys and is too much of a puss...y.

7.Sux-pac: He was kool as 123 kid and that was it.

8. King Mabel: Deserved the main-event spot just like JBL deserved it.. by boring the hell out of me.

9.Edgeward: A recent addition. It took me some time to realize this but he is not that good.He can do a funny promo, but is just abit over-rated wrestling wise. And the thing now is he isn't even doing any of that funny schtick anymore so what's the use?

10. R. Fatu: His ass annoys me! And that is all he's got! I don't care if he shrinks my head, but that is all he does,like Ms. X-pac. One move,that's it,baby goes to sleep.

[darkpower]

No Order:

Bob Holly a.k.a Hardcore Holly
Rosey a.k.a S.H.I.T
Coach ( I'm talking about when he dose wrestle)
Billy Gunn, a.k.a "Mr.Ass"
John "Bradshaw" Layfeild a.k.a JBL
Every Woman wrestle on Raw a.k.a Gail Kim, Molly Holly, Victoria, Trish, Lita, Jazz, Stacie, e.t.c
Every Woman that trys to "wrestle" on Smackdown a.k.a Torrie, Dawn, Miss Jackie, Sable
Val Venis
Kane
Stevin RichardsHating on the women? DAMN, man. Some people, no matter WHAT, are NEVER HAPPY!!

Though I do see a point there. That new heel Trish is a version of her I don't understand why it would've been good for the women's division. They've really made her look weak, and Victoria is looking green in there (even though she's hot). Looks like Vince is trying to make the Women's Division look like the Cruiserweight Division, which is not a good thing.

[Frank Grimes Jnr]

1. Goldberg
2. Ultimate Warrior
3. Ric Flair
4. A Train
5. John Cena

All I can think of right now. These are the only ones a really hate with a passion.

[LK]

In no particular order:
1)HHH
2)JBL
3)Scott Steiner
4)Chyna
5)Goldberg
6)Mark Henry
7)Buff Bagwell
8)The Cat
9)Lita
10)A-Train

[mitch_h]

1. Jeff Hardy
2. JBL
3. Hardcore Holly
4. Lex Luger
5. Kid Kash
6. Buff Bagwell

Those are really the only wrestlers I hate... there are some more that I think suck... but these are the ones that I truly hate.

[Ferocious]

I scrolled back through the wrestling forum and this was the first decent thread I found......................on Page 8.

[Edge]

Hating on the women? DAMN, man. Some people, no matter WHAT, are NEVER HAPPY!!

Well would you like to watch Molly Holly and Jazz vs Victoria and Lita for two hours?

[91]

1. Blackjack Bigot: And I even forgave him on the whole Heil Hitler bit. His Nazi salute doesn't make him a racist, his racism makes him a racist. But don't let him read this, I'm just an internet geek whom Bradshaw beat up and trapped in a locker before pounding on it with a crowbar, and I've never done anything athletic in my life past carrying a box full of my Star Trek videos or something.

2. Hardcore Holly: Dues shmoos. The guy is probably bitter because he's never gotten a decent and sustaned push, and the fact he's a few years off being bald.

3. Stephanie McMahon-Hearst-Helmsley: She's very attractive but oh good, listening her coming on the show to scream for half an hour at a time makes me want to jab several rusty nails into my head.

4. Jim Warrior: Just shut up.

5. Lex Luger: He was (probably) really good in the WBF though. The guy has no passion for the business, he just wants to go out to the ring, flex his muscles a bit, and expects to win every match and be paid heavily for it.

6. Chyna: She'll never be back? My heart bleeds. Seriously, you people really need to read her book, it's a riot.

7. Undertaker: The notion of a comeback grabbed me. His turning it into a re-enactment of the opening credits to Bonanza makes me not care again. You may as well retire now.

8. Kane Knight: For hating Coach.

9. Sable: Is leather woman gone yet? She's got a big ego and I don't even find her attractive anymore.

10: Vince Russo: Russo fanboys can go choke for all I care. The guy had about two or three good ideas and took credit for several more. Anyone who comes up with some of the junk he has and honestly thinks it's a good idea needs to be beaten in the face with a large trout.