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NoJabbaNoBogRoll
06-15-2004, 09:26 PM
Ever since the controversial nazi gestures were performed by John Bradshaw Layfield, while wrestling in Germany, there has been widespread speculation that his character will soon turn from a self-made man to a nazi sympathiser.

Several backstage reports from live WWE events have revealed that management are currently weighing up their options on the subject, and were said to be 'Not too disappointed' with JBL's firing from CNBC, as this may open the door to character changes in the future, without jeopardising his credibility.

Vince McMahon is said to be keen on the idea of a nazi in the WWE, as he believes the character would 'Generate tremendous crowd heat'.

One backstage source claims that steps have already been taken to turn JBL into a full-on nazi. These steps are said to include, a brainstorming session for a nazi finishing move, during which the most popular idea was 'The Gas Chamber', involving JBL suffocating his opponent inside his arm-pit (This idea allegedly came from Spike Dudley).

Former head of talent relations, Jim Ross, commented briefly to a source on the matter. He is claimed to have said, 'With Bill Goldberg gone, that's our main Jewish audience gone with him. So I don't think viewer complaints will be an issue'.

If the WWE decides to go ahead with this gimmick, then be prepared for a huge media backlash.

credit: wrestling observer.

Has WWE gone completely insane? If they do this, it has to be the final nail in the coffin.

c4g2
06-15-2004, 11:51 PM
One backstage source claims that steps have already been taken to turn JBL into a full-on nazi. These steps are said to include, a brainstorming session for a nazi finishing move, during which the most popular idea was 'The Gas Chamber', involving JBL suffocating his opponent inside his arm-pit (This idea allegedly came from Spike Dudley).
ROFLMAO.

Armpit stink as the finishing move? Don't tell me Bradshaw has body odour?

And Spike the jobber mentioning it... :lol:

Head
06-15-2004, 11:55 PM
If the WWE goes through with the gimmick I will never watch them again.

I know that's a very bold statement, but I truely mean it.

c4g2
06-15-2004, 11:57 PM
I bet Vinnie Mac would think of an Al-Qaeda stable sooner or later...

.44 Magdalene
06-15-2004, 11:58 PM
:roll:

Corkscrewed
06-16-2004, 02:23 AM
ROFLMAO!!! Guys, you can't tell me by now that you don't see that this guy is Doctor Gonzo reincarnated!

:y: :y:

Back Stabbed
06-16-2004, 02:25 AM
Has WWE gone completely insane? If they do this, it has to be the final nail in the coffin.
Nice try

Innovator
06-16-2004, 02:27 AM
"can't you see this is the last act of a desperate man?"





"we don't care if it's the first act of Henry the V, we're leaving"

Loose Cannon
06-16-2004, 02:27 AM
Gonzo was classic though. "We just got word that Bret Hart lost his remote, our condolences go out to the Hart family" Kind of mean, but funny.

Corkscrewed
06-16-2004, 02:38 AM
Well, I thought it was funny. :'(

Mr. Nerfect
06-16-2004, 04:11 AM
I don't mean to sound stupid or not, but this looks so much like a joke. I can see Bradshaw using a clothesline type looking submisison hold, but "The Gas Chamber" and Bradshaw becomming a full-fledged nazi? I don't think bradshaw would stand for that. Like it or not, he's almost as patriotic as they come.

I wouldn't get too offended if he played up a little bit, maybe even if he said Hitler was a man that took charge (as wrong as that sounds).

Vega
06-16-2004, 04:17 AM
Guys - Haven't you realized by now that everything NoJabbaNoBogRoll posts is meant to be a joke?

I thought it was funny.

Krow
06-16-2004, 04:27 AM
Former head of talent relations, Jim Ross, commented briefly to a source on the matter. He is claimed to have said, 'With Bill Goldberg gone, that's our main Jewish audience gone with him. So I don't think viewer complaints will be an issue'.

The funniest part about this...I can actually see JR being quoted as saying such a dumbfu</>ck sort of thing.

An "F" for "F"ort on that one.

Kane Knight
06-16-2004, 04:35 AM
It's on the internet. It MUST be true.

#1-norm-fan
06-16-2004, 04:51 AM
lol @ people still thinking it may be true after the Goldberg comment.

Goldbird
06-16-2004, 06:41 AM
It's on the internet. It <s>MUST</s> is definitely, 100% valid true.

c4g2
06-16-2004, 07:06 AM
:wave: Bye to the person who created this thing, because Brock Lesnar is after you...

In other words...

YOU'RE NEXT!!!

Ian
06-16-2004, 07:34 AM
he can use the ku klux slam

HankScorpio
06-16-2004, 08:19 AM
ROFL!!

Goldbird
06-16-2004, 08:35 AM
The ultimate finishing move... KU KLUX KLAM!

Where the opponent is being clamed between Bradshaw's thighs, thus causing him to choke and tap out! VERY DANGEROUS. Move can only be performed by Nazis. Amen.

HankScorpio
06-16-2004, 08:49 AM
Wasn't the Klu Klux Klam in Itchy & Scratchy?

Corkscrewed
06-16-2004, 12:44 PM
he can use the ku klux slam

BRILLIANT PUNCHLINE!!! :rofl:

Wildcat789
06-16-2004, 12:49 PM
Instead of coming out on a limo, he can come out on a thuroughbred and feud with Booker T.

LK
06-16-2004, 02:29 PM
Even tough the post was a joke I could still see the WWE doing something like that.

Rob
06-16-2004, 03:00 PM
It could have had credibility if he didn't put Dave Meltzer's site at the bottom of it as a source since he is probably the second most known Jew in the biz.

Nowhere Man
06-16-2004, 06:01 PM
Gonzo was classic though. "We just got word that Bret Hart lost his remote, our condolences go out to the Hart family" Kind of mean, but funny.

My favorite one had to be "Bret Hart woke up five minutes early this morning; our condolences go out to the Hart family."

Anyways, NoJabbaNoBogRoll deserves a rep for that. Hysterical.

CosaNostra
06-16-2004, 06:21 PM
What the hell is gonna be his new finisher - The Final Solution?

This is a REALLY dumb idea.

Nowhere Man
06-16-2004, 06:34 PM
You do realize that NoJabbaNoBogRoll made it up, right?

Kane Knight
06-16-2004, 06:42 PM
Furthermore, Bradshaw will not be using the term "internet fan" anymore. Instead, he will be using the terms "Jews," and "Gypsies."

Nowhere Man
06-16-2004, 06:45 PM
Responses from the Smackdown roster were almost immediate, as within minutes of the decision, Renee Dupree surrendered.

John la Rock
06-16-2004, 06:49 PM
JBH

John Bradshaw Hitler :shifty:

DaveWadding
06-16-2004, 06:49 PM
and then Kurt Angle and Dupree found Nikolai Volkoff (sp?) and they went after Bradshaw.

Nowhere Man
06-16-2004, 06:52 PM
Not to mention William Regal

On a side note, JBL apparently is forming a stable with Kyo Dai and the FBI

Kane Knight
06-16-2004, 06:52 PM
Responses from the Smackdown roster were almost immediate, as within minutes of the decision, Renee Dupree surrendered.
LOL Ouch!

.44 Magdalene
06-16-2004, 07:31 PM
Anyways, NoJabbaNoBogRoll deserves a rep for that.

:y: And dammit, he got one.

Krow
06-16-2004, 11:14 PM
he can use the ku klux slam

Responses from the Smackdown roster were almost immediate, as within minutes of the decision, Renee Dupree surrendered.

Byoo-tee-ful.

Kane Knight
06-16-2004, 11:40 PM
When does the new stable, the Eastern Bloc come in?