Where is mordecai? [Archive]

Corkscrewed

06-16-2004, 02:15 AM

Oh, so they DIDN'T show his match with Paul London? I guess I'm not so mad I missed those 15 minutes (I went to take a shower cuz I thought the Cena match but 15 minutes later, he was just facing his first opponent).

Londoner

06-16-2004, 11:06 AM

Typical WWE or maybe he's just injured his neck already?.....

HankScorpio

06-16-2004, 11:14 AM

....which means he'll come back for a title push

c4g2

06-16-2004, 11:22 AM

Mordecai will win the Cruiserweight title.

PS. 2 more to 800 posts! :yes:

Wildcat789

06-16-2004, 12:24 PM

^^ he isn't a cruiserweight.

And he had a squash with Paul London last week. They didn't show his match.

HankScorpio

06-16-2004, 12:25 PM

two weeks in and he's already doing dark matches? he'll be around for a long time then

Corkscrewed

06-16-2004, 12:34 PM

^^ he isn't a cruiserweight.

And he had a squash with Paul London last week. They didn't show his match.

Since when has that stopped anyone?

HankScorpio

06-16-2004, 12:36 PM

anyone can win the CW title, man, woman, shrubbery.....you name it.

3:16

06-16-2004, 06:09 PM

he didn't impress me much....

Mr. Nerfect

06-16-2004, 06:30 PM

I was extremely impessed by him, it was just my worry that they had him speak too soon. I would have liked to seen him as the silent Mordecai of the Lord or something. Not cheap-heat-I'm-praying-for-you Mordecai. I'm hoping mordecai/Undertaker gets delayed until WrestleMania 21. Until then Taker can work a program with Eddie Guerrero, The Dudley Boyz and maybe a few others. Mordecai can continue on his winning streak, before he decides to feud with John Cena or something, after he goes after Torrie Wilson for sinning.

John la Rock

06-16-2004, 06:39 PM

ya I agree with Taker/Mordecai at Wrestlemania 21. It's way too soon to push Mordecai

Kane Knight

06-16-2004, 06:57 PM

....which means he'll come back for a title push
as a monster face.

Kane Knight

06-16-2004, 06:57 PM

^^ he isn't a cruiserweight.
Duh? The joke is based, in part (I presume) on the fact that he only seems to be fighting CWs.

Kane Knight

06-16-2004, 06:58 PM

anyone can win the CW title, man, woman, shrubbery.....you name it.
...A...SHRUBBERY????

Cactus Sid

06-16-2004, 06:59 PM

Now thats something I'd pay to see.

It could be protected by the knights who say "nee"

Cactus Sid

06-16-2004, 07:00 PM

And, I start a John Cena rap.... somehow

Edge

06-16-2004, 07:00 PM

Typical WWE or maybe he's just injured his neck already?.....

What makes you think hes like Hardcore Holly?

loopydate

06-16-2004, 07:01 PM

Noo!

Kane Knight

06-16-2004, 07:04 PM

Now thats something I'd pay to see.

It could be protected by the knights who say "nee"
That'd be awesome.

Word life! This is basic shrubanomics!

.44 Magdalene

06-16-2004, 08:02 PM

...A...SHRUBBERY????

...A pretty one.

Back Stabbed

06-17-2004, 12:31 AM

he didn't impress me much....
I know, He's got the looks but does he got the touch? Dont get wrong though I think he's alright.

Cactus Sid

06-17-2004, 06:58 AM

Word life! This is basic shrubanomics!

:D

Back Stabbed

06-17-2004, 11:18 AM

I know, He's got the looks but does he got the touch? Dont get wrong though I think he's alright.
Please tell me some one knows where thats from.

ColdwaVer

06-17-2004, 11:23 AM

That'd be awesome.

Word life! This is basic shrubanomics!

Dude there is SUCH a custom title in there.

<i>I'm unwiltable but I'm forcin' you to prune me!</i>

c4g2

06-17-2004, 12:00 PM

Duh? The joke is based, in part (I presume) on the fact that he only seems to be fighting CWs.
And also anyone on earth, even John Kerry has a chance of winning the Cruiserweight title.

HankScorpio

06-17-2004, 12:48 PM

Dude there is SUCH a custom title in there.

<i>I'm unwiltable but I'm forcin' you to prune me!</i>

:rofl: :lol: awesome

Oxstar

06-18-2004, 02:53 AM

Please tell me some one knows where thats from.
Sounds like a Shania Twain song

Kane Knight

06-18-2004, 03:05 AM

Dude there is SUCH a custom title in there.

I'm unwiltable but I'm forcin' you to prune me!
yo yo yo yo...

I hear the jolly green giant been movin' in on my bitches
I'm straight brambles--I'll leave him in stitches
Gots tha moves like Michael JAckson after he rolled in poison ivy
Think I'm small potatoes? Step up and try me.
I won't beat around the bushes it's a thorny situation
i hear you got caught with your pricker in A-Train's "station."

Okay, that sucked, but I'm tird.

Oxstar

06-18-2004, 04:37 AM

Ok seriously where is Mordecai? I'm in England so I haven't seen smackdown yet

Tornado

06-18-2004, 07:54 AM

I know, He's got the looks but does he got the touch? Dont get wrong though I think he's alright.
LOL

It's a shame his push has kinda halted for the last two weeks.

big_bluto

06-18-2004, 08:45 AM

yo yo yo yo...

I hear the jolly green giant been movin' in on my bitches
I'm straight brambles--I'll leave him in stitches
Gots tha moves like Michael JAckson after he rolled in poison ivy
Think I'm small potatoes? Step up and try me.
I won't beat around the bushes it's a thorny situation
i hear you got caught with your pricker in A-Train's "station."

Okay, that sucked, but I'm tird.
You must spread some Reputation around yada-yada-yada

Superb rap! :y:
I thought it was 'Ferntastic'

c4g2

06-18-2004, 08:46 AM

*Free post*

:shifty: :D

Savio

06-18-2004, 11:10 AM

Ok seriously where is Mordecai? I'm in England so I haven't seen smackdown yet
He does a promo about someone tonight.....

Corkscrewed

06-18-2004, 12:24 PM

I hope they're not seriously considering Mordecai and his "victim" for a feud. Talk about jumping the gun... but if Joey's rumor is correct, it'll be another and more legitimate feud.

Mordecai should feud with like... Hardcore Holly. Except then he'd automatically turn face cuz... you know... he's going against Holly.

Savio

06-18-2004, 05:12 PM

I don't think he ever said Eddie Guerro in his promo so you never know.

Kane Knight

06-18-2004, 05:56 PM

I don't think he ever said Eddie Guerro in his promo so you never know.
A champion who lies, cheats, and steals. A champion who's a liar, a cheat, and a thief.

Also, factoring in that the tag and CW titles changed hands that night, effectively ruling them out.

Savio

06-18-2004, 05:59 PM

Did CW change before the promo? what about the US title.

Kane Knight

06-18-2004, 05:59 PM

You must spread some Reputation around yada-yada-yada

Superb rap! :y:
I thought it was 'Ferntastic'
Groaaaaaaaaaaaan :lol:

Corkscrewed

06-18-2004, 07:54 PM

I don't think he ever said Eddie Guerro in his promo so you never know.

Yes, he didn't, so I'm hoping they'll swerve us or something. I'm just hoping Mordecai gets some.. you know... credibility before he starts feuding w/ main eventers.

Also, I believe Rey won the belt before the promo.