View Full Version : What we know about WWE superstars
The Naitch
06-17-2004, 12:50 PM
I remember a thread on the lines of "What we know about WWE superstars" but I can't find it anywhere. :(
Post some random facts on the lines of: ie Nidia is not well liked backstage, Jeff wasn't released from WWE sooner than later because he was generally a "good kid" backstage. Etc etc. Don't state the obvious things that we already know (ie Hardcore is a bully, Bradshaw rapes monkeys etc)
HankScorpio
06-17-2004, 12:55 PM
Bradshaw rapes monkeys?!! he just earned some respect from me, those critters are fast and you can never sneak up on them
big_bluto
06-17-2004, 12:55 PM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10699
That's the old thread that was on a while back.
Probably better sticking to the first page, because the second one is all me and paranoid rattlesnake taking the piss out of each other.
The Undertaker is balding.
HankScorpio
06-17-2004, 12:56 PM
almost everyone in the WWE is balding
HankScorpio
06-17-2004, 12:56 PM
Even Steph
Goldbird
06-17-2004, 12:56 PM
JR is going insane!
*No, wait... that's false isnt it?*
*watches raw*
*nods in agreement with everyone*
Innovator
06-17-2004, 03:38 PM
Jericho and Benoit are gods amongst internet fans
Gerard
06-17-2004, 03:58 PM
The Undertaker is balding.
Actually, was looking at a match with taker from mania 15, looks to me like his hairline has been that way for ages, just shows more with the shorter hair.
HankScorpio
06-17-2004, 06:49 PM
Steph IS Rhyno with implants
Disturbed316
06-17-2004, 06:55 PM
Even Steph
Nah Steph has always been bald
Disturbed316
06-17-2004, 06:56 PM
"Macho Man" Randy Savage CANT rap
James Steele
06-17-2004, 09:59 PM
:eek:
Vince McMahon likes boobies :shifty:
HankScorpio
06-18-2004, 06:38 AM
^^
His head
Kane manually starts his barbeque at home.
:shifty:
Nacho Man
06-18-2004, 07:15 AM
The reason Jeff wasn't released sooner was because he shifts A LOT of merchandise.
#1-norm-fan
06-18-2004, 07:29 AM
Rico......... is a gay
Rico......... is a gay
:eek:
PoisonIvy
06-18-2004, 07:53 AM
Rico......... is a gay
Thats a filthy lie, you take it back! :'(
PoisonIvy
06-18-2004, 07:55 AM
HHH has a big nose.
Shawn Michaels is the #1 enemy of the blood bank.
Trips is #2.
Tiken
06-18-2004, 11:57 PM
Stephanie Squirts....
Favre4Ever
06-19-2004, 03:07 AM
knowing the guys on this forum, there is NO WAY this thread could have been taken seriously. But it was a good dream.
FourFifty
06-19-2004, 03:12 AM
<font color=cyan>Bradshaw sucks!
okay, now lemme see what this thread is about..... ah, facts about wrestlers!
Triple H uses his nose to hold down wrestlers.
Randy Orton is loved and hated at the same time.
Lita is trying to get her own wrestling school up.
Bradshaw sucks.
I <3 Negros
06-19-2004, 07:00 AM
Hulk Hogan's daughter is hot!
Mick Foley's wife is Hot!
The WWE diva's are hot!
Stephanie Mcmahon is Hot!
Linda Mcmahon was hot, back in the day!
Hired Hitman
06-19-2004, 09:13 AM
I.E. Yesterday.
What? :shifty:
Triple H has a water fountain at every corner of his house.
Ferocious
06-20-2004, 10:44 PM
David Arquette was a better champ than DDP.
Funky Fly
06-21-2004, 12:23 AM
David Arquette was a better champ than DDP.
I will kill you. :|
Shadow
06-21-2004, 12:26 AM
Wow. In one stroke, Ferocious just proved that he's dumber than I.
Jeff Hardy's afraid of heights.
PoisonIvy
06-21-2004, 12:28 AM
After finding out Aaron Carter has been dating his daughter Brooke, Hogan told Aaron "I know this isn't your first bbq, so you better act like you don't know how to cook."
I think its Hoganese for "Don't fuck my daughter". :yes:
James Steele
06-21-2004, 12:46 AM
I Heard He Said:
"Fuck My Daughter And Will Hulk Up On Your Ass...Brother, Now Go Take Your Vitamins, Say your Prayers, And Get A Wristwatch So You Can Wrestle!" :shifty:
Goldbird
06-21-2004, 12:50 AM
You gotta pray, train, eat your vitamins, be true to yourself, be true to my daughter, be a real Hulk Hogan's son-in-law. HUUUFFFF :mad:
RAW IS MAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know I was just jokeing, right?
James Steele
06-21-2004, 12:56 AM
:nono:
Edge....
Didn't You Get The Memo?
RAW IS MAVEN is the Sean O'Haire Of TPWW, only without talent,credibility, etc., etc., etc.
Therefore, His name shall not be mentioned unless in captions where applicable. Which, thank god... there are none!
And if you look up you will see him dangling in a flaming cage as the loyal Steelers point out is stupidity!
MWA HA HA HAH AH AH AH A
I'm JamesSteele, And I Approve Of This Message.
Have A Nice Day.
James Steele
06-21-2004, 01:04 AM
You just spared me a long pointless drawn out rant.
I'm JamesSteele, And I Approve Of This Message.
Have A Nice Day.
Triple H holds down eveeryone at WWE.
:|
Goldbird
06-21-2004, 01:48 AM
Triple H holds down eveeryone at WWE.
:|
Vince Mcmahon holds down everyone.
He has the roll-up as his finishing move! :p
BAHGAWDTHEROLLUPABROKENNECKTHEREWHATTHEBBQSAUCEWHATASONOFABITCHBAHGAWD
Gone Mad
06-21-2004, 02:32 AM
JBL attends NRA, KKK, AA, and Pokemon meetings. After all,he does like raping monkeys. Oh and Chuck Palumbo listens to Hurricane's warnings which explains why he never comes out to wrestle.
Nark Order
06-21-2004, 02:43 AM
Lita botched giving head a few days ago causing her quite the injury... Ironically, she's going to team up with Kane from now on under the gimmick of the 'One Eyed Monster'.
There was a time when Triple H was not the World Heavyweight champion.
Do you all know?
Ferocious
06-21-2004, 07:54 AM
Wow. In one stroke, Ferocious just proved that he's dumber than I.
Jeff Hardy's afraid of heights.
The only thing that could possibly be dumber than you is the hardened skin that covers a massive big boil on a pregnant water buffalo's ass.
By the way just so you know, the Arquette DDP thing was a joke (a shit joke I'll admit) but easy enough to understand.
Ain't you got someones bathwater to drink?
big_bluto
06-21-2004, 10:26 AM
Wow. In one stroke, Ferocious just proved that he's dumber than I.
Jeff Hardy's afraid of heights.
Sadly mistaken my dumb acquaintance:
:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:
Ferocious > Shadow
Goldbird > Shadow
c4g2 > Shadow
TheOneLameGunn > Shadow
big_bluto > Shadow
Team JWO > Shadow!
:y:
HankScorpio
06-21-2004, 10:43 AM
My left-over Pizza crust > Shadow
The Naitch
06-21-2004, 02:23 PM
Naitch > all these new wave wrestling forum jobbers that all posted above me, combined and rolled up into a ball made of shit
The Naitch
06-21-2004, 02:25 PM
except deadlyheaven. He's alright
Nark Order
06-21-2004, 03:23 PM
except deadlyheaven. He's alright
:D
Shadow
06-21-2004, 04:42 PM
I feel such love from this forum. I really do.
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