Is c4g2 is a good or shitty poster? / 1000th post extravaganza

[c4g2]

28 posts to 1000! :D :D :D

Thanks to all who repped me. (especially KK, Goldbird)

Also, vote on the poll to find out "the truth"... whether c4g2 is good, or just another jobber...

Alot of people may find this thread "useless and no purpose", but I have to continue the trend of landmark occasions... The last notable one here in wrestling forum was Ferocious's 1000th post, and I hope to match that one :D.

*Waits for congratulations to start pouring in*

And by the way, I wouldn't mind if you all make me the man as I reach 1000. So.. please? :yes: :p

[/Tongue in cheek]

[Disturbed316]

I dont love you, I just like you, in a strictly non-gay way :shifty:

[The Naitch]

I see you in the same category as bluto, Goldbird, Edge and Ferocious. Take that for what it's worth

[Goldbird]

I see you in the same category as bluto, Goldbird, Edge and Ferocious. Take that for what it's worth

This is damn contradictory. Edge in the same category as bluto, ferocious, c4g2 and me?! :rant:

[c4g2]

I see you in the same category as bluto, Goldbird, Edge and Ferocious. Take that for what it's worth
Thanks Naitch!

BTW, Flair rules. Nice avatar :D

[The Naitch]

Edge, Ferocious, bluto, Goldbird and c4g2 should form a stable

The name should be...

[Goldbird]

say it. what kind of jobber stable will that be.

[OssMan]

What is the purpose of a 1000 post thread when you can just make it at your actual 1000th post

[c4g2]

You can share that magic moment with other people :D

[Joe Kerr]

c4g2 you Jew, I always rep you when I can. :rant:

[Goldbird]

He's ... :mad:

should i say it?

[The Naitch]

JWO

Edge- The leader of the pack
Goldbird- Edge's assitant
Ferocious- Speaks pure ass
Big Bluto- Enforcer
c4g2- c4g2 CLASSIC

[Goldbird]

:wtf:

[Goldbird]

FEROCIOUS SPEAKS PURE CLASS.
I wont job to him though

[big_bluto]

Edge, Ferocious, bluto, Goldbird and c4g2 should form a stable

The name should be...
Ferocious must be on Holiday coz he aint been on in ages.
Goldbird is the ultimate jobber
c4g2 apparently suffers from premature........something. I'll let you decide.
Edge, sadly I don't know much about, but he seems to post quite solid stuff.
As for me - I just talk sh</>it and eat pizza, post what I think.

Anyway, as warned, my thoughts on c4g2 as a poster........

Alright! Likes making jokes, isn't quite as funny as he thinks he is, and when his true opinions come out he seems to be pretty smart.
Basically all the feedback I've gotten since I started posting here.
I like him, he's moderately cool in a lukewarm kind of puddle fashion.
My kinda person. :y:

[Dazz]

Your a peice of shit, I haven't seen a good post from you, all you've been trying to do is spam up the casual forum with shit. I was hoping one of the mods would ban you, you wanker.

[Jonster]

Well done and all that jazz :y:

[Goldbird]

Ferocious must be on Holiday coz he aint been on in ages.
Goldbird is the ultimate jobber
c4g2 apparently suffers from premature........something. I'll let you decide.
Edge, sadly I don't know much about, but he seems to post quite solid stuff.
As for me - I just talk sh</>it and eat pizza, post what I think.

Anyway, as warned, my thoughts on c4g2 as a poster........

Alright! Likes making jokes, isn't quite as funny as he thinks he is, and when his true opinions come out he seems to be pretty smart.
Basically all the feedback I've gotten since I started posting here.
I like him, he's moderately cool in a lukewarm kind of puddle fashion.
My kinda person. :y:

You obviously dont frequent the casual forum

[big_bluto]

You obviously dont frequent the casual forum
Correct.

Although on rare occasions I do pop in and read stuff about Goldbird and c4g2 getting a pasting from everyone in the 'is goldbird a shitty poster' thread, or the thread in which everyone was trying to figure out if ilt and Joey were the same person.......
And I did publish the definitive top 10 Pizza's and the rules for eating them last night.

Anyway, to commemorate this thread in honour of c4g2........


c4g2 > Goldbird :p

[c4g2]

Your a peice of shit, I haven't seen a good post from you, all you've been trying to do is spam up the casual forum with shit. I was hoping one of the mods would ban you, you wanker.
...

[c4g2]

c4g2 you Jew, I always rep you when I can. :rant:
Thanks Joey!

[c4g2]

c4g2 is currently a jobber in TPWW.

Come on, love him! :rant:

[HankScorpio]

go! c4g2!

I think you're a funny guy

[c4g2]

go! c4g2!

I think you're a funny guy
:D

[Goldbird]

Job to me! :mad:

[Goldbird]

Wait a minute, i just promised a few days ago i will job to c4g2 for his big push right?

[c4g2]

YES YOU DID. :rant:

[Sephiroth]

You're just another jobber...but you're are the kind of jobber that is popular, you are the people's champion :love: ...if you can smell what i am cooking.

[c4g2]

WHOOOOOOOO

I love you Sephiroth.

[Goldbird]

Jobber's meal :nono:

[Goldbird]

Goldbird > c4g2!!!!!11111!!!!!11111!!!!!

[Oxstar]

C4g2 is a cool guy but also currently a tpww jobber and I'm not sure about his unhealthy relationship with Goldbird due to Goldbird's dislike to lesbian sex.

Well done for getting this far:D

[MVP]

I never see you post so I don't know anything about you.

Congrats and all that.

[Joe Kerr]

c4g2 would you like to job to a champion?

[c4g2]

Wait till I get Goldbird to job to me... :D

[c4g2]

Well I would like everyone who sees this thread to post what they feel about me. Any opinion is welcome, even opinions like Dazz are welcomed.

Hope you all love me :D

[Kane Knight]

What the fuck does this have to do with wrestling?s

[Goldbird]

p.s. he doesnt want asphyxy to say he's shit on the casual forum... :shifty:

[Edge]

Goldbird jobs to Eric Bischoff.

[I <3 Negros]

Shouldn't this be in the casual forum.

[c4g2]

:D

[/shameless free post]

[c4g2]

1000th post!!!

*Pyros, fireworks*

I have reached a landmark!!! I have 1000th posts and I am so pumped up!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Thanks to TheOneLameGunn, big_bluto, Goldbird, Sephiroth, oxstar, Kane Knight, Ferocious, Corkscrewed, Loose Cannon!!!

:y: :love: :D :) ;) :heart: :yes:

[Goldbird]

o.O i get mentioned :D:D:D

Congrats ER.

[toxic rooster]

Well I didn't :mad:

[c4g2]

I love you Wee Gooner.

[Wildcat789]

Gratz c4g2. You > Goldbird always, unless he sends me money.

c4g2 for 2020 world champ!

EDIT: Kane Knight, alot of guys don't like going on casual. Yeah, we all know it belongs in there but people like the wrestling forums better. After all, it's jobbers like c4g2 that put the first 'W' in TPWW. Or maybe the 'P'...

[Ferocious]

Congrats and all that kinda stuff. Apologies that I couldnt be here to help you celebrate this truely auspicuous occasion, I was on holiday as Bluto correctly informed you.

Earlier in this thread TheNaitch said 'Ferocious - Speaks pure ass'. I say to you, that you must be living under a rock as I havnt used that gimmick for a long time.

I'm liking this JWO idea, it touches upon the Team Underrated idea that me and Bluto had shortly before I went away. Although I do think that Edge should be removed from the team before it gets started, I know we are thought upon as jobbers, However I cannot tolerate testing forum jobbers.

JWO

Ferocious, Big Bluto, Goldbird, c4g2.

(also TucsonSpeed6, and TheOneLameGunn should be added to this list). And also Pat Dooley as Star Power (Although not a jobber I think we need some serious star power)

PS: Ferocious > Goldbird + c4g2

[Goldbird]

PS: Ferocious > Goldbird + c4g2

:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I will not job to Ferocious again. :mad:

[Ferocious]

You have no choice in this matter I am the Vice President of the JWO behind Bluto, Your the Batista to my Randy Orton

[Goldbird]

I want out. :mad:

[Ferocious]

Noooooooooo your Batista is a vital part of the JWO, you are the Muscle.

[c4g2]

I want to hold everyone down!!!

:shifty:

Ok I will settle for interfering in every discussion and getting beaten down a la Flair...

[Ferocious]

JWO (Very Evolutionesque)

Big Bluto - HHH
Ferocious - Randy Orton
Goldbird - Batista
c4g2 - Teaboy

[c4g2]

Teaboy?

:mad: :foc:

[c4g2]

I want Ric Flair for god's sake. :rant:

[big_bluto]

I want Ric Flair for god's sake. :rant:
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some Tea!
:rofl:

[big_bluto]

JWO (Very Evolutionesque)

Big Bluto - HHH
Ferocious - Randy Orton
Goldbird - Batista
c4g2 - Teaboy
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I like the look of that :yes:
We need a slogan though........any suggestions?

[c4g2]

^ :mad:

I want Flair... I wanna get beaten everytime! :'(

[HankScorpio]

Suggestion for Slogan

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!! how many sugars guys? WOOOOOO!

[big_bluto]

^ :mad:

I want Flair... I wanna get beaten everytime! :'(
*Bluto encourages a Woooooo from c4g2......*

:yes:

[c4g2]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[big_bluto]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
^^Fixed

[c4g2]

:eek:

[big_bluto]

:eek:
No EEK!
YOU ARE WORTHY OF THE WOOOOO!


So as the HHH figure, do I just walk around spitting on people, burying anyone with potential, and digging furrows for farmers with my nose?


AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*bluto comes to the realisation that he may be required to bone Stephanie, and Vince is now his faux-father-in-law*






*sound of some guy running away screaming NNNNNNOOOOoooooooooooo*

[c4g2]

*Tries to stop bluto, but gets beaten down by Team LK and Team Mackem*

Oops. :'( Just another day as Flair...

[big_bluto]

*Tries to stop bluto, but gets beaten down by Team LK and Team Mackem*

Oops. :'( Just another day as Flair...
*Runs to c4g2's rescue.
Looks down, and trips over own gargantuan nostrils.
Head bumps into limo, grabs JWO members, piles them into limo, and yells. "Put the pedal to the metal".
Camera reveals a grinning Eddie Guerrero.*
Oops!

[c4g2]

*Eddie uses his impressive driving skills to get back to the arena*

*Door opens to reveal Team JWO covered with cabbage.*

[big_bluto]

Suggestion for Slogan

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!! how many sugars guys? WOOOOOO!
You must join Team JWO - And That's The Bottom Line, Coz' Ferocious Said So!
[/CRAP IMPRESSION]
:yes: :yes: :yes:

[Goldbird]

RAW IS BA"TIS"TA.
:yes:

[big_bluto]

Attention All Team JWO:

Announcing the addition of our newest formal member = TheOneLameGunn

HHH = big_bluto
Orton = Ferocious
Batista = Goldbird
Flair = c4g2
and.......
CLB = TheOneLameGunn :y:

Can I get a Woo?

[HankScorpio]

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[big_bluto]

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!
^^
Fixed! :y:

[big_bluto]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to c4g2 again.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Goldbird again.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to TheOneLameGunn again.
Ferocious - Rep accepted.

I tried y'all!

[HankScorpio]

I tried ya'll too

[big_bluto]

Will retry the rep for everyone if we can keep this thread on the front page for 1 month!

[HankScorpio]

I'll keep *bumping* it :D

[big_bluto]

*bump*





:wtf:

[HankScorpio]

*free post*

[big_bluto]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*cough*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Goldbird]

dont be shameless! BE PROUD WITH OUR CATCHPHRASE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[HankScorpio]

:rofl:

[big_bluto]

Oops. Sliding down below the stickies!


*badadadump*






:shifty:

[HankScorpio]

WOOO! *bump*

[HankScorpio]

Badabing Badaboom Badabump

[big_bluto]

*bump*

What was that?!
:shifty:
*bluto looks around in confusion*

[The Mackem]

Horrible grammar in the topic title.

[big_bluto]

Horrible grammar in the topic title.
:rofl:

[HankScorpio]

*bump*

[c4g2]

*Bump*

[HankScorpio]

B















































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[c4g2]

:eek: that this thread is still here.

[HankScorpio]

it shall not be allowed to die

[c4g2]

:D

[big_bluto]

:D
:D :D

[HankScorpio]

TOLG's 500th post :D




*BUMP*

[Goldbird]

*bumper*

[big_bluto]

OOPS!

(non-bump)



:shifty:

[big_bluto]

Going back to the original topic, I would have to revise my original opinion and say that c4g2 is a good poster, and not shitty in the least.

Honestly......

[c4g2]

:rant: for voting shitty.

[/shitty poster]

[big_bluto]

:rant: for voting shitty.

[/shitty poster]
I did warn you....... :p

[c4g2]

CONGRATS BIG_BLUTO!!! 100TH REPLY TO THIS THREAD!!!

:|

[big_bluto]

Whoa!

100th post in a 1000th post thread?
Freaky!
If I was Jeff Hardy I'd be freaking out at the similarities (courtesy of the drugs), plus my typing would be mince, coz of all the weird paint on my arms and weird goop in my eyes.

[HankScorpio]

If you were Jeff hardy this Forum would've turned you mind to mush with all its pretty colours

[Goldbird]

There's no pot for you to smoke here jeff :mad:

[HankScorpio]

Stop using Smilies, Jeff'll think they're pills and try to eat the screen

[c4g2]

Welcome to the TPWW Pharmacy.

We here have a wide selection of pills for addicts, like...

:) :D ;) :p :lol: :rofl: :cool: :naughty: :kiss: :love: :( :'( :o :$ :-\ :| :roll: :eek: :shifty: :wtf: :rant: :mad: :yes: :nono: :?:

[big_bluto]

:y: :wave:

[HankScorpio]

:rofl: LOL!!

[c4g2]

:wave: Come on in if you have the $$$
:wavesad: If you cannot spare the time.
:foc: If you have no money.

[big_bluto]

^^^
PIMP! :shifty:

[Goldbird]

:eek: If you have bulging eye lids, take this to cure yourself.
:p If you always stick out your tongue for no reason and you dont like it, take this to cure yourself.
:shifty: Stop moving your eyes.
:yes: Cure for ecstasy pills.

[c4g2]

:wtf: Well, what do we have here? Yet another WWE fan?

[big_bluto]

:yes: :y: ...................................................... :wtf:

[Funky Fly]

You're ok, I suppose, but these threads really belong in casual.

[Goldbird]

c4g2 belongs to the wrestling forum... so :)

[c4g2]

Everyone visit this thread in which Dazz has launched an attack on me and everyone who has posted in this very thread!!! :D

<a href="http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=15295">http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=15295</a>

[Ferocious]

Ferocious appears at the top of some stairs, tries to kick Foley down them, trips over untied bootlace, lands at bottom of stairs in a massive heap, looks embarrassed, gets up, runs away really fast.

OOC: Yeah so the Woooooooo cathphrase has been done before, I know we are jobbers but c'mon try and be creative guys.

also: The addition of TOLG to the stable makes much more jobberlike, I think he can work well within the ranks.

[big_bluto]

Ferocious appears at the top of some stairs, tries to kick Foley down them, trips over untied bootlace, lands at bottom of stairs in a massive heap, looks embarrassed, gets up, runs away really fast.

OOC: Yeah so the Woooooooo cathphrase has been done before, I know we are jobbers but c'mon try and be creative guys.

also: The addition of TOLG to the stable makes much more jobberlike, I think he can work well within the ranks.
All Welcome.

Maybe.

:-\

[Ferocious]

How Ironic that the poll results show c4g2 to be a Jobber.

[c4g2]

But the poll results show

People who did not vote me to be a jobber: 23
People who voted me to be a jobber :18

So I am not a jobber...

:shifty:

[Ferocious]

People can love you and think your a jobber.

[c4g2]

True.

[Mr. JL]

I don't know you too well....

BUT GET THE FUCK OFF MY COMPUTER SCREEN!!!!!

[c4g2]

Why not you just close this window? :?:

[Mr. JL]

Why not you just close this window? :?:
Nah I'm joking... you're cool but I don't ove you.... yet

[Mr. JL]

Why not you just close this window? :?:
Nah I'm joking... you're cool but I don't love you.... yet

[c4g2]

Double post :eek:

[c4g2]

*shameless bump to celebrate Jeff getting more money to smoke pot*

[Ferocious]

Shameless Bump to report that c4g2 is a ponce.

[c4g2]

Shameless Bump to report that c4g2 is a ponce.
ponce? :?:

[big_bluto]

Now now, children.

Be nice!

[Ferocious]

Yeah c4g2. :y:

[HankScorpio]

HELLO TOTTY

[Ferocious]

Jennifer Ellison ;)

[HankScorpio]

I have some oil and flesh that needs applying to her

[Ferocious]

Just don't let her speak to you, she's from Liverpool. Really bad accent.

[HankScorpio]

no speaking, she'll just be squeaking/screaming

[Ferocious]

You'll like this http://www.famousbabes.com/jenniferE/jepics1.htm Not a lot, but you'll like it.

[HankScorpio]

"why be a tosser when I can do it for you" :naughty:

[big_bluto]

You'll like this http://www.famousbabes.com/jenniferE/jepics1.htm Not a lot, but you'll like it.
Jennnifer Elison = hot!
Banner Ad of Sophie Marceau naked = :naughty: :y: :yes: mmmmm...

[big_bluto]

Oops. (non-bump)








:shifty:

[Ferocious]

NEWSFLASH

After extensive contract negotiations the jWo are proud to report that the have managed to sign a new member. TucsonSpeed6 was seen leaving jWo's head office in the alleyway behind The Natural Born Thrillers cafeteria late this afternoon.

He was quoted as saying. ''Joining the jWo is a big step forward for me, Not only does it pull me to the next level, but it also reunites me with my young protege Ferocious.''

Of Ferocious he was heard to say

''He's come on leaps and bounds over these past months and I hope he continues to do so, He was an integral part of my decision to join the jWo''.

The other members of the jWo were surprised at Ferocious's eagerness to sign TucsonSpeed6 as they hadn't seen much of him in the past.

However Big_Bluto seems to have been swayed on the decision to bring him aboard he is quoted as saying

''Recruit him
Recruit HIM :yes: :yes: :y: ''

[Nark Order]

Why do you want a stable of people that suck?

[Ferocious]

jWo

Jobber World Order

I found it quite obvious.







:shifty:

[big_bluto]

Why do you want a stable of people that suck?
No-one gets over without a jobber.

[c4g2]

In response to tusconspeed6's meeting with Ferocious, CNN interviewed c4g2 for his opinion.

c4g2 said "WHOOOOOOO dares to defy jWo! No one, no one can stop us! We have 2 Wrestling Scenes from a Hat winners, the Forum Dunce, a Ferocious man and a TPWW jobber here! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[HankScorpio]

In response to tusconspeed6's meeting with Ferocious, CNN interviewed c4g2 for his opinion.

c4g2 said "WHOOOOOOO dares to defy jWo! No one, no one can stop us! We have 2 Wrestling Scenes from a Hat winners, the Forum Dunce, a Ferocious man and a TPWW jobber here! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"


who are the two WRestling Scenes from a hat winners, I think I won one ya know?

[c4g2]

Yeah you and big_bluto. I could have won big_bluto's round if not for his very, very late entry. :mad:

[big_bluto]

Yeah you and big_bluto. I could have won big_bluto's round if not for his very, very late entry. :mad:
No to mention the outstanding quality of it, and I quote:


Okay, stop it right there. Bluto wins. 10,000 points for him, and 5000 points also to Goldbird and c4g2, who would have won, but c'mon. Bluto did freaking BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!



Wow. Bluto has written himself a masterpiece.

All fall before my Test Bohemian Rhapsody Entrance Music!

:D

[c4g2]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I write HBK and HHH and they job to... Test?! AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO

[big_bluto]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I write HBK and HHH and they job to... Test?! AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO
It's all about the timing!

Go read it.

Oh yeah... :wave: Wotcha.

[c4g2]

Hey bluto. :wave:

It would be a miracle if this thread makes it into page 10 without a mod closing it. So the creator of this thread sets a challenge:

Make this thread the casual part of wrestling forum and get it to page 10 without mods coming and killing everyone here.

IT STARTS NOW

[HankScorpio]

page ten you say? sounds do-able

[HankScorpio]

maybe this will help










































*bump*

[c4g2]

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[HankScorpio]

wow, I could really bump up my post count in here

[c4g2]

Page 5! :D

[HankScorpio]

I could get to 1000

(if I had all day)

[HankScorpio]

Hmmm

[HankScorpio]

page 5 dude

[c4g2]

Hmmm

[c4g2]

Yeah I know

[HankScorpio]

oh really?

[HankScorpio]

I'll remind you once more



























































page 5 :lol:

[c4g2]

I think I prefer casual talk than these senseless bumping & spamming...

[HankScorpio]

it does get a little lame

[c4g2]

Ok so is tusconspeed6 joining jWo?

[HankScorpio]

hell, fine by me. as a manager, right?

[c4g2]

:eek: Manager?!

[HankScorpio]

well, I guess if we're all Jobbers he'd be our pimp

[c4g2]

So its

Ferocious - Randy Orton
big_bluto - HHH
c4g2 - Ric Flair
Goldbird - Batista
TheOneLameGunn - CLB
tusconspeed6 - Pimp/Manager/?

[HankScorpio]

hahaha, we're gonna take over this board, and all end up banned for spamming

[c4g2]

Dazz is already angry... how long will it take before Trips discovers our spamming?

[HankScorpio]

haha, this is a road to banning

[HankScorpio]

Perhaps we should get organised, maybe not f-uck around as much?


or we could wait for a warning first hahaha

[c4g2]

*Thinks*





























You're right.

[Ferocious]

In response to tusconspeed6's meeting with Ferocious, CNN interviewed c4g2 for his opinion.

c4g2 said "WHOOOOOOO dares to defy jWo! No one, no one can stop us! We have 2 Wrestling Scenes from a Hat winners, the Forum Dunce, a Ferocious man and a TPWW jobber here! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
I'm actually a three time three time three time wrestlign scenes from a hat winner if you include when I posted as 'SirLoinSteak'.

[c4g2]

:nono: Not counted. SirLoinSteak isn't in jWo.

[HankScorpio]

agreed, great name though

[HankScorpio]

I almost have a subject (and its wrestling!) to talk about if you're interested?

[c4g2]

BRING IT ON, JABRONI

:shifty:

[Ferocious]

Oh and by the way I'm suspending the two of you from all jWo activity for the next two weeks. Reason: being complete and utter fucktards and spamming up this thread.

[Ferocious]

:shifty: #188

[Ferocious]

:nono: Not counted. SirLoinSteak isn't in jWo. Still a two time two time winner then.

[c4g2]

Well this is my centuary post thread... I am previleged to f*** this thread up.

[c4g2]

:shifty: #189
:nono: It was #188 if you check.

[HankScorpio]

who's seen SummerSlam 2003?

How many Fuck ups are there?

the best in my opinion is Goldberg, He comes out doing his usual entrance, goes for a high-kick (on the ramp still) and almost falls right on his ass

Glorious

[HankScorpio]

also on that same PPV you have Kane falling off the top rope

[c4g2]

I remember that was an Elimination Chamber match then, was it?

[Goldbird]

who's seen SummerSlam 2003?

How many Fuck ups are there?

the best in my opinion is Goldberg, He comes out doing his usual entrance, goes for a high-kick (on the ramp still) and almost falls right on his ass

Glorious

Dont insult my username which is named after the dork! :rant:

[HankScorpio]

I remember that was an Elimination Chamber match then, was it?


yeah, thats the one. Goldberg can't kick through the plexiglass, It takes him like 4 attempts :rofl:

[c4g2]

Oh I remember that :lol:

[HankScorpio]

Oh and by the way I'm suspending the two of you from all jWo activity for the next two weeks. Reason: being complete and utter fucktards and spamming up this thread.


you can't suspend me, I'm a Jobber 4 Life :shifty: :D

[c4g2]

I think Triple H also botched his sledgehammer shot. He was supposed to miss and let Goldberg spear him. But in the end Trips hit him and he pinned Goldberg for the win.

[HankScorpio]

here we go, new topic

Favourite F-uck-ups

[c4g2]

For a while I almost believed that :(

[HankScorpio]

I think Triple H also botched his sledgehammer shot. He was supposed to miss and let Goldberg spear him. But in the end Trips hit him and he pinned Goldberg for the win.



hahahaha Classic, great PPV, sloppy as hell though :D

[c4g2]

Ultimo's slip. #2

Goldberg's slip while doing his fancy punches and kicks. #1

[HankScorpio]

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how about, Royal Rumble 03, Matt Hardy on his way to the ring, throws his V-1! hand gesture so hard he'll falls almost into the Barrier!

[Ferocious]

Jericho going for a lionsault and Kane shuffling across the ring so that Jericho got enough distance.

[HankScorpio]

^^^
Awesome, I love it when they're "knocked out" but manage to move themselves across the ring

[HankScorpio]

I have one of the best

[c4g2]

I remember there was a match with RVD & Christian in it and Christian, out of position, just flopped down onto the mat out of nowhere for RVD to hit the moonsault or some top-rope move.

Someone correct me?

[HankScorpio]

Kane Body-slamming William Regal (no way out 03), Regal lands on his head and is knocked out, Kane goes for the pin and realizes WR is asleep, so he has to drag him to the corner for Lance Storm to tag in!

[HankScorpio]

I remember there was a match with RVD & Christian in it and Christian, out of position, just flopped down onto the mat out of nowhere for RVD to hit the moonsault or some top-rope move.

Someone correct me?

I haven't seen that, sounds absolutely Classic :lol:

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Kane Body-slamming William Regal (no way out 03), Regal lands on his head and is knocked out, Kane goes for the pin and realizes WR is asleep, so he has to drag him to the corner for Lance Storm to tag in!
LMAO

[c4g2]

I haven't seen that, sounds absolutely Classic :lol:
I remember there was a huge hoo-ha on the boards after that happened. :lol:

[HankScorpio]

there is also the always Hilarious


"come on Jeff, Goddamnit"

[HankScorpio]

I remember there was a huge hoo-ha on the boards after that happened. :lol:


is that on a PPV? I HAVE to see it

[c4g2]

On a more gruesome note, Eddie's blade job.

[HankScorpio]

Woah, that was horrific! Damn he cut deep and long!

[HankScorpio]

do you remember the Chair shot from Zach Gowan(sp?) to Vince's head that opened him up a treat? that was pretty damn bloody

[c4g2]

Perhaps the greatest fuck-up in history was when Triple H's name was pulled out of the lottery for both brands. Then they recified it by trading the Dudleys and Booker for him :lol:

[HankScorpio]

Perhaps the greatest fuck-up in history was when Triple H's name was pulled out of the lottery for both brands. Then they recified it by trading the Dudleys and Booker for him :lol:
:rofl: :rofl:

[c4g2]

do you remember the Chair shot from Zach Gowan(sp?) to Vince's head that opened him up a treat? that was pretty damn bloody
Yet another botched blade job.

And all of HBK's blade jobs. This guy's Blood Bank Enemy #1

[HankScorpio]

When he dies, he'll be in his coffin, Bald, wearing a crimson mask. HHH will be there....blading himself "one last time"

[c4g2]

Shawn Michaels's theme song parody, "Sexy Jobber"

Taken from Wrestling Scenes from a Hat.

(Girls in background) No, No, No, Shawn!

I think i'm old,
I know I'm balding.
I got the looks,
That turn TVs off.
I got the moves,
That make 'em snore.
I Send snores all over the arena.

I'm just a old has-been.
(old has-beeeeeeeeeen)
I'm the Heartbreak Kid
(Heartbreak kid)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I make 'em snore,
I make 'em bored.
They will get sleepy,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me blade,
They hear me talk.
I make 'em feel,
Like they're in dreamland.

I'm just a huge jobber.
(Huge jobber)
I will not win the match
(the matchhhhh)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I'm feuding with Trips girls.
Hands off the remotes

I'm just a old has-been.
(Has-been)
I job like Funaki
(Fu-nakiiiiiii)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I am so damn over.
(Damn over)
But I lose all my matches
(My matchessssssss)
I'm just a huge jobber
(Huge jobber)
I job to Triple H
(Triple H)

I'm just an old has-been.
(old has-been)
The Blood Bank's enemy.
(enemyyyyyyyyyy)
I'm feuding with Trips here
(Trips here)
So please let me job
(me jobbbbbbbbb)

[Goldbird]

When he dies, he'll be in his coffin, Bald, wearing a crimson mask. HHH will be there....blading himself "one last time"

:wtf: Is there a blood bank in Hell? :p

[HankScorpio]

LMAO

I have been singing variations of that everytime he comes out, ever since he's come back!

[c4g2]

:wtf: Is there a blood bank in Hell? :p
Get onto the topic!!! :nono: :n: :foc: :rant: :mad:

:shifty:

[HankScorpio]

does anyone think HBK has a title run left in him?

[c4g2]

Me.

But he seems to job to everyone around, I think it's not possible anymore :(

[HankScorpio]

Get onto the topic!!! :nono: :n: :foc: :rant: :mad:

:shifty:

yeah!, We're back onto serious points here :shifty:

[HankScorpio]

Me.

But he seems to job to everyone around, I think it's not possible anymore :(


he'll always have the fan base, and IMO his in rings skills are still very good (and entertaining), but I'm not so sure

[c4g2]

GIVE HIM THE TITLE VINCE :mad:

Man, I bet HBK is so desperate that he will settle for a replica World title belt.

[c4g2]

I think we need another topic here...

Anything jWo CLB?

[Goldbird]

HBK is gonna get his heart broken when he finds out his 15th anniversary match is gonna end up in a job to his best pal, Triple H. :-\

[HankScorpio]

shoud he be asking Vince or "the lord"?























or are they the same guy in HBK's eyes :shifty:

[c4g2]

To HBK, WWE Shopzone is paradise. That is where all the serious titles are (albeit replica)

[HankScorpio]

What the hell are they going to do with Moredecai?

I like the guy, but if he's "scared" to come out to the ring I can't see him going far.

I also have no idea for an angle for him, Except the Seven deadly sins one. I mean come on Mordecai V Eddie..he'll just end up being Angle's bitch.

[HankScorpio]

thats the best subject I've got.

I'm hungry.

[c4g2]

What the hell are they going to do with Moredecai?

I like the guy, but if he's "scared" to come out to the ring I can't see him going far.

I also have no idea for an angle for him, Except the Seven deadly sins one. I mean come on Mordecai V Eddie..he'll just end up being Angle's bitch.
Give Mordecai Undertaker. The angle can go on the lines of "Lets carve up Smackdown between us". Then they will wreck havoc. Down the road, they will split and feud against each other for Smackdown. The winner will be acknowledged as the one 'in power' of Smackdown.

Of course, this should wait until Mordecai is a solid upper-midcarder.

[HankScorpio]

Give Mordecai Undertaker. The angle can go on the lines of "Lets carve up Smackdown between us". Then they will wreck havoc. Down the road, they will split and feud against each other for Smackdown. The winner will be acknowledged as the one 'in power' of Smackdown.

Of course, this should wait until Mordecai is a solid upper-midcarder.


:y: but how will they build him up to that, not by fueding with Eddie thats for sure (IMO)

[Goldbird]

Give Mordecai Undertaker. The angle can go on the lines of "Lets carve up Smackdown between us". Then they will wreck havoc. Down the road, they will split and feud against each other for Smackdown. The winner will be acknowledged as the one 'in power' of Smackdown.

Of course, this should wait until Mordecai is a solid upper-midcarder.

Though I like his gimmick, his matches with the jobbers are becoming very very stale. He needs someone credible like Eddie to get him onto a 5-star match, not those jobbers.

[c4g2]

Lets feed Bradshaw to him! Then Bradshaw would play the rich, scared person who is running away from Mordecai, hiring hitmans to go for Mordecai but failing everytime. Kind of like a white version of Kane.

[HankScorpio]

how about putting him against Booker T, or even...he could team up with the Undertaker to rid SmackDown of evil (Heyman, Dudleys)??

I can't believe I just thought that was a good idea

[HankScorpio]

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[Goldbird]

Lets feed Bradshaw to him! Then Bradshaw would play the rich, scared person who is running away from Mordecai, hiring hitmans to go for Mordecai but failing everytime. Kind of like a white version of Kane.

Omg, I would absolutely HATE to see these 2 fight each other. I mean... just think about it. :roll:

[HankScorpio]

Lets feed Bradshaw to him! Then Bradshaw would play the rich, scared person who is running away from Mordecai, hiring hitmans to go for Mordecai but failing everytime. Kind of like a white version of Kane.



Woah, thats an AWESOME idea! or we could just feed JBL to random homeless people.

[c4g2]

But just think of Bradshaw owned. That'll be soooooooo nice. :drool:

[c4g2]

how about putting him against Booker T, or even...he could team up with the Undertaker to rid SmackDown of evil (Heyman, Dudleys)??

I can't believe I just thought that was a good idea
Booker T sounds good. But his credibility may be smashed if he jobs to Mordecai after the Undertaker...

[Goldbird]

Booker T sounds good. But his credibility may be smashed if he jobs to Mordecai after the Undertaker...

Let's not let Booker T job again. Afterall, he's retiring soon. :'(

[HankScorpio]

Let's not let Booker T job again. Afterall, he's retiring soon. :'(


Screw him, he's outta here :p

[Goldbird]

Screw him, he's outta here :p
aww... :(

[c4g2]

Let him Spinarooni back to Texas. :foc:

Ok, joke.