View Full Version : Is it me, or don't you find Kane to be one funny son of a bitch?
The Naitch
06-22-2004, 01:13 AM
Liiiiiitaaaa
Maaaaaaattttt
Although not really a spoiler, but he did that AGAIN tonight on RAW. :rofl:
I swear to god, he has me crackin' up everytime his goofball face shows up on my TV. Sure he can be the sadistic heel when needed, but goddamit, he is one funny bastard. :cool:
Sensei Of Mattitude
06-22-2004, 01:21 AM
I dont know if he is funny but he is a SON OF A BITCH
The Naitch
06-22-2004, 01:35 AM
Fuck all you. Once Kane becomes a comedic face, watch out.
Gerard
06-22-2004, 01:37 AM
Fuck all you. Once Kane becomes a comedic face, watch out.
Little offtopic but in your avatar is that a guy with his hand on flairs ass or what? :wtf:
The Naitch
06-22-2004, 01:38 AM
Macho Man is pulling his tights down. Happens to Flair all the time
House show in Toronto
I am the Ric Flair of JWO. :D
*Gets beaten down saving big_bluto*
Esoteric
06-22-2004, 01:42 AM
tight kane can be like seinfeld cutting promos in front of a brick wall and someone boos him he chokeslams the person and a flame comes from the mic.......i think the love triangle between those three is going no where fast maybe kane and matt can fall in love
James Steele
06-22-2004, 01:44 AM
:drool:
:shifty:
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The Naitch
06-22-2004, 01:45 AM
tight kane can be like seinfeld cutting promos in front of a brick wall and someone boos him he chokeslams the person and a flame comes from the mic.......i think the love triangle between those three is going no where fast maybe kane and matt can fall in love
lol like McBain. The crowd booed so he threw a grenade in the crowd
I swear if Vince gave me a chance to write an angle involving Kane, I'd massacre the big guy. It would have to involve Jeff Hardy somewhat too...
One promo would involve Kane going to the local neighborhood bar to catch up on old times with his high school buddies. Kane would be wearing a Varsity jacket and he'll be playing darts
Esoteric
06-22-2004, 01:47 AM
or it could be like cheers or better lita matt and kane can have like a threes company thing with jr was mr roper u kno j.r. thinks she is a lesbian now that would be great but kane would play the suzanne sommers role
Savio
06-22-2004, 01:50 AM
He's my fav on raw.
James Steele
06-22-2004, 01:50 AM
Esoteric said:
or it could be like cheers or better lita matt and kane can have like a threes company thing with jr was mr roper u kno j.r. thinks she is a lesbian now that would be great but kane would play the suzanne sommers role
:wtf:
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The Naitch
06-22-2004, 02:00 AM
JAmes Steele, you annoy me
Back to Kane, I'd have Kane host a party with all these beautiful girls. Kane never had chicks in high school, so giving back to the Big Red Machine would probably bring some much needed happiniess to the bitter life he lives. Then I'd make him do ads for Trojan condoms and birth control
The Naitch
06-22-2004, 02:10 AM
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/23.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/28.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/31.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/37.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/96.jpg
Nowhere Man
06-22-2004, 02:15 AM
That contact in his one eye kinda grosses me out. Kane really is kind of goofy-looking, but at the right times (like after Pillmanizing HBK last week) when he's got that big goofy smile on his face, it's downright f</>ucking creepy.
Still, NO ONE holds a candle to Vince in the "who's got the scariest face?" contest.
The Naitch
06-22-2004, 02:17 AM
Maybe it's the Kane/Dark_Kane connection that has me tied in knots here?
FourFifty
06-22-2004, 02:18 AM
<font color=cyan><img src=http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/23.jpg>
"Yeah, that'll teach the midgets to play with matches behind me."
<img src=http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/28.jpg>
After some mild brain surgery and a hook up to RVD's bong, Kane understands Bradshaw's push.
<img src=http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/31.jpg>
The peanut is not a pea nor a nut!
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oh wait, yes it is.
<img src=http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/37.jpg>
HHH: Wow, Kane, you REALLY want a push, don't you?
Kane: You bet your sweet ass.
Eric: Uh, Trips, Kane...
HHH: That's what it'll take sweetie.
Eric: Guys... camera... filiming...
Kane: But we're in our own room, no one knows what's going on.
HHH: Just ask Lita.
<img src=http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/96.jpg>
"As long as Vince thinks I'm a hoss, and as long as the internet fans find me somewhat cool, I won't get burried... Hell, I'm not telling you anything you don't alreay know."
Kane: Hmmmmmm
http://groups.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=MyPhotoGetPubPhoto&PhotoD=nHAAAAH
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/37.jpg
Triple H's attempt at winning WWE: Wheel of Fortune was thwarted by Kane.
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/31.jpg
Kane tries to figure out the words.
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/31.jpg
No go here for Kane...
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/31.jpg
2 hours later...
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/31.jpg
Kane: Rural...
Goldbird
06-22-2004, 07:39 AM
Is it just me, or does the left side of Kane look like Kurt Angle ?:?:?
The Naitch
06-22-2004, 03:38 PM
I recorded the Kane/Lita/Matt segment last night and I must've rewound it over and over again
Matt, Lita's baby is not yers....
its'....MIIIINE!!!!
Gone Mad
06-22-2004, 03:47 PM
Again I was at Raw this week,and you just had to be there to witness the crowd laughing at Kane when he said the news. It also helps when little kids around the place are making fun of Matt saying "It ain't yours!" and me saying "It's Jeff's!" Yeah,the Kane is one silly bastard.
"Liiittaa?" = Ratings.
or it could be like cheers or better lita matt and kane can have like a threes company thing with jr was mr roper u kno j.r. thinks she is a lesbian now that would be great but kane would play the suzanne sommers role
You don't have to post your sig EVERY fucking time you post.
Batsu
06-24-2004, 10:38 PM
The funniest thing Kane has done post mask removal was that one time he smiled into the camera when Lita was held captive. That had some funny captions on it as well...
Imagi-Nation
06-25-2004, 02:36 AM
I agree.
I just laugh everytime Kane appears on my T.V.
He is just so stupid looking and sounding that I cant help but laugh at the big bastard.
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