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CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 03:43 AM
I suck at it but I think you guys are great when you do the "BAHGAWDKINGHASHAIRIMPLANTSBBQSAUCECOMEDYCOWBOYHATANDGLASSESBAHGAWD!" etc

I just want to see a whole load of cheap blows at JR.Yeah,I'm kinda bored.


Anyways,Have A Nice Day :wave: :y:
c4g2
06-23-2004, 03:45 AM
JR stole that cowboy hat from Bradshaw.
RGWhat316
06-23-2004, 03:49 AM
BAH GAWD HE WAS WHIPPED LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE AND BROKEN IN HALF!!!!!!!!!! THAT SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!
c4g2
06-23-2004, 03:50 AM
JR makes BBQ sauce. :shifty:
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 03:54 AM
JR is actually dead.They just got a life like robot and recorded a few messages.I have here a whole list of the only things JR-5000 can say.


'a heartbeat away'

'a hellacious/vile/satanic structure' (hell in a cell)

'an auspicious way to kick off Raw'

'and we aren't done yet'

'as God is my witness'

'at the top of the hour'

'barbecue sauce'

'big booger red (?)' (i.e. The Undertaker)

'big heart' (talking about small wrestlers)

'bleeding like a stuck pig/hog'

'bowling shoe ugly / bowling shoe tendencies'

'bubba tough' (talking about an obese untalented man in shorts)

'built some momentum'

'business is about to pick up'

'busted wide open'

'case of the limber tail'

'catch-as-catch-can'

'charlie-horsed the leg'

'cheap shot'

'chopping some meat'

'combustible elements'

'damn / damndest'

'damn near broken in half'

'damn you straight to hell' (e.g. 'you cost Austin the title, you bastard! Damn you, Helmsley! Damn you straight to hell, Triple H, you son of a bitch!')

'dealing with some issues/demons' (i.e. the wrestler is a drug addict)

'deep in the heart of Texas'

'disingenuous'

'don't think he quite got all of it' (i.e. a wrestler has just messed up a move)

'echoing throughout the arena'

'educated feet'

'folks'

'from where I sit'

'get it on here tonight'

'good grief'

'good God Almighty'

'goofier than a pet coon'

'government mule'

'hand' (e.g. 'he is becoming a main event hand', 'good job by the hands in the TV department')

'heinous'

'hellacious'

'horse' (e.g. 'this Bradshaw is a horse')

'I could be wrong'

'I'll tell you what King' (pronounced 'Keeeeeeng')

'in any event, up next...' (moving from one segment of Raw to another)

'in-DUST-ree'

'in my view'

'in over 25 years in this business'

'jezebel'

'looks like a car-wreck'

'more guts than brains'

'my God, the carnage!'

'not for the weak at heart'

'pack of (wild) dogs'

'quicker than a hiccup'

'quite frankly'

'restaurant quality'

'runt of the litter'

'sadistic'

'scalded dog'

'schedule / scheduled' (e.g. 'Stone Cold is not scheduled to be here tonight')

'scintillating'

'second-generation athlete'

'shades of the late/great' (comparing someone to a wrestler from the past)

'sick / sickening'

'slobberknocker'

'stomp a mud hole' (and walk it dry)

'stud' (e.g. 'I tell you what King, this Triple H is a stud')

'sure as hell' (e.g. 'they won the match but they sure as hell haven't won the war')

'taken to the woodshed'

'technically sound'

'that's your story and I'm sure you're sticking to it'

'there'll be hell to pay tomorrow night on Raw' (said at the end of every pay-per-view)

'they learn to fall? how do you learn to fall off a 15 foot ladder?!'

'through hell fire and brimstone'

'tougher than a $2 steak' (e.g. 'this Bradshaw is tougher than a $2 steak')

'truly a keeper'

'unlimited potential'

'vEE-hick-el' (e.g. 'Austin drove that vEE-hick-el right in to the arena')

'vertical base'

'vile' (e.g. 'that vile chair shot')

'weight issues' (e.g. 'once he deals with his weight issues, this bruiser might surprise')

'well over the x pound mark'

'we thank you once again for welcoming us into your home'

'what, tonight?!' (when someone announces that a match will take place tonight on Raw)

'who's your daddy?'

'you might wanna put the women and children to bed for this one'

'young pup'

'you're damn right'
FourFifty
06-23-2004, 03:55 AM
<font color=cyan>BAH GAWD I BOTCHED CALLING THE MATCH! BBQ SAUCE STUNNER NO SELL ALA MODE!
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 04:00 AM
ahaha his face looks screwed up....wait....
c4g2
06-23-2004, 04:03 AM
:| :wtf:
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 04:04 AM
why does the little grey face look dead?
Savio
06-23-2004, 04:09 AM
http://forestbug.tripod.com/NXPWmatch14.html
c4g2
06-23-2004, 04:09 AM
Dunno, Al Wilson probably?
Goldbird
06-23-2004, 04:15 AM
JR stole CBright's cowboy hat :(
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 04:18 AM
JR stole everyones cowboy hat it seems.
c4g2
06-23-2004, 04:19 AM
Well, he stole Undertaker's one too, thats why he had to wear that bandanna.
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 04:20 AM
I just noticed the WWE has a thing for old people in cowboy hats.
c4g2
06-23-2004, 04:21 AM
Undertaker - Check
JR - Check
Bradshaw - ???
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 04:22 AM
k
old people and nazis
c4g2
06-23-2004, 04:23 AM
Hitler with a cowboy hat???

:wtf:
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 04:24 AM
Yeah....it was on the history channel:shifty:
c4g2
06-23-2004, 04:32 AM
Onward Nazi cowboys!

:shifty:
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 04:33 AM
Maybe JBL is hitler reincarnated.............or they will make that an angle.
c4g2
06-23-2004, 04:34 AM
Shhhhhhhhh!

*Glances around for WWE writers*
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 04:37 AM
*Emails the idea to WWE*
All part of my evil plot.
c4g2
06-23-2004, 04:42 AM
:eek:
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 04:44 AM
*Du du duuuuuuuu* I'll rule the world through bad wrestling angles! Using tpww.net as my secret HQ! *just blabbed the plot as all evil,yet sexy, people do*
c4g2
06-23-2004, 04:45 AM
I am taking bets on an Al-Qaeda stable appearing on Smackdown.

Members - Anyone who is anti-American.

Who wants to bet?
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 04:47 AM
no..i know ill lose
Goldbird
06-23-2004, 04:47 AM
Let's get prepared to call FBI to close down WWE when that day arrives
c4g2
06-23-2004, 04:49 AM
For all we know, Vinnie Mac would get all his hosses to infiltrate Iraq and free Saddam to get him to be the leader of the Al-Qaeda stable...
Edge
06-23-2004, 06:46 AM
JR: BAH GAWD MICHAEL COLE WITH THE ROCK BOTTOM, BOOKER T JUST HIT BRADSHAW WITH THAT BBQ, THE HURRICAN STOLE MY HAT BAH GAWD RANDY ORTON IS A JACK ASS, MY LIPS ARE FUNNY I'M UGLY, I LOOK LIKE VINE MCMHON IN A BOARD METTING, BAH GAWD ITS KANE, KANE JUST LOOKED MY WAY BAH GAWD BAH GAWD SHAWN MICHAELS, BOOKER T IS A 6 TIME WCW CHAMPION !!!!!!! BAH GAWD !!!!! BAH GAWD MY NANA JUST ATE A BANANA!! HOLY SHIT, IT'S ERIC BISCHOFF, BISCHOFF JUST SAID HI TO ME THAT MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! BAH GAWD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
c4g2
06-23-2004, 06:48 AM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2036&stc=1
JR's mug shot.
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 07:00 AM
JR: BAH GAWD MICHAEL COLE WITH THE ROCK BOTTOM, BOOKER T JUST HIT BRADSHAW WITH THAT BBQ, THE HURRICAN STOLE MY HAT BAH GAWD RANDY ORTON IS A JACK ASS, MY LIPS ARE FUNNY I'M UGLY, I LOOK LIKE VINE MCMHON IN A BOARD METTING, BAH GAWD ITS KANE, KANE JUST LOOKED MY WAY BAH GAWD BAH GAWD SHAWN MICHAELS, BOOKER T IS A 6 TIME WCW CHAMPION !!!!!!! BAH GAWD !!!!! BAH GAWD MY NANA JUST ATE A BANANA!! HOLY SHIT, IT'S ERIC BISCHOFF, BISCHOFF JUST SAID HI TO ME THAT MOTHER FUCKER !!!!! BAH GAWD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![


:lol:
Edge
06-23-2004, 07:02 AM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2036&stc=1

This is what an Internet troll looks like.
c4g2
06-23-2004, 07:04 AM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2036&stc=1
Backstage, Triple H chuckled. JR would not be taking off his hat soon enough with Rhyno's glue there...
Edge
06-23-2004, 07:07 AM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2036&stc=1

J.R takeing a crap.
Edge
06-23-2004, 07:12 AM
The J.R make - over, what J.R needs to do:

1) Lose the double chin.

2) Get a lip job, they look like there bent back.

3) The eyes make him look like a troll, so lose the fat under the eye balls.

That should be about it.
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 07:14 AM
id love 2 c his face on one of those things that go so fast ur face wobbles around
c4g2
06-23-2004, 07:15 AM
Vinnie Mac: Well JR, what report do you have for me?

JR:http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2036&stc=1

Vinnie Mac: Jim?

JR:http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2036&stc=1

Vinnie Mac: Jim, you ok?

JR:http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2036&stc=1

Vinnie Mac: *Sticks head out of door* Someone help Jim here!

*A horde of employees try to revive JR, but he still stares blankly at the wall.*

*Phone rings*

Vinnie Mac: *picks up phone* Yes, what?

Phone: Well, I am Austin's attorney, and I am here to discuss with you about Stone Cold's return...

JR: BAHGAWDSTONECOLDRETURNINGSTUNNERWITHSOMEBBQSAUCEWHATASONOFABITCHANDITISTHERATTLESNAKERETURNINGBAHGAW D

Vinnie Mac and others: :wtf:
Sensei Of Mattitude
06-23-2004, 01:51 PM
you guys can make fun of JR all you want but he still smakes a SHITLOAD more money than most of us (98%) ever will.
Ferocious
06-23-2004, 02:06 PM
I fail to find making fun of JR amusing or challenging anymore.
Gone Mad
06-23-2004, 02:09 PM
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/j/jimross/03b.jpg
JR: Stone Cold just beat the holy hell out of Flash Funk-uh,I mean Big Boss Man. Oh,what a scorcher! MY GOD! Look at this wreck! DAMN HIM.. STRAIGHT TO HELL!

King: Um, we've been off the air for a while now...

JR: I promise you folks we'll be right back...

Anyways, I thought it was funny this week how he screwed up with calling Bischoff, Eugene's nephew instead of uncle. BAWGAWDNEARLYBROKENINHALFSLOBBERKNOCKERGOREDEACONBATISTAPETEROSETOMBSTONE!
Wildcat789
06-23-2004, 04:40 PM
I fail to find making fun of JR amusing or challenging anymore.

Well put.
CosaNostra
06-23-2004, 04:45 PM
you guys can make fun of JR all you want but he still smakes a SHITLOAD more money than most of us (98%) ever will.

Well, its not fair. I've never had a chance to smake any money.

I call systemic discrimination..........on account that JR is a government mule after all.
Ferocious
06-23-2004, 04:53 PM
Well put.
Thank you
My Final Heaven
06-23-2004, 05:02 PM
http://myfinalheaven.freeartfoundation.org/misc/photo/chiross.jpg
Fox
06-23-2004, 05:30 PM
JR: TOMBSTONE! TOMBSTONE! TOMBSTONE!

King: Uhh... that was a...

JR: I mean, Chokeslam! Sorry King, I just get caught up in the moment...

(WrestleMania XIV, Kane vs. Undertaker)
Corkscrewed
06-23-2004, 06:02 PM
Let's get prepared to call FBI to close down WWE when that day arrives

FBI's been disbanded. Stamboli and Nunzio are jobbers and Palumbo's languishing in nothingness over on Raw. :shifty:
Cooler Tom Schuler
06-23-2004, 06:15 PM
http://forestbug.tripod.com/NXPWmatch14.html

Woah...small world. I know the guy who did that.
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 09:25 PM
I fail to find making fun of JR amusing or challenging anymore.

Wel,I'm new.Gimme a while and I'll soon get board of it.
CheesyChaz
06-23-2004, 09:26 PM
Humor me,DAMMIT!
Ferocious
06-23-2004, 09:29 PM
BAHGAWDBAHGAWDTHATFUCKWITBUMPEDTHETHREADAGAINSTUNNERRKOBBQSAUCE
Xero
06-23-2004, 10:36 PM
JR: It looks like Rock is going to be set up for the pedigree... PEDIGREE! PEDIGREE! PEDIGREE! BAHGAWD IT'S OVE...

**Glass shatters**

JR: WHAT!? WHAT!? IT CANT BE! NO WAY! IM NOT GOING TO BELIEVE I... BAHGAWD IT'S AUSTIN! AND HE'S IN A DUMPTRUCK! BAHGAWDBAHGAWDBAHGAWD!

King: Jesus JR, someone dropped a bottle somewhere in the arena, it's not Austin...

JR: BAH... GAWD?