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Savio

06-24-2004, 12:09 AM

It is being talked about that it will come back in 2005. But now all we have is memories....Post your favorite-(you know the rest)

*in Black and white*
NAzi's bust in a factory screen scrolls on floor up showing a gir holding a diary and her family
*Crunch*
*Peter in corner eating chips.*

Boondock Saint

06-24-2004, 12:21 AM

It is coming back in summer of 05. Fox announced it for their summer lineup.

Blue Demon

06-24-2004, 12:22 AM

Lois: Peter...you just ate a years worth of dried food.
peter: Funny...I don't feel full *drinks water and gets huge* everybody leave...I have to poop...NOW!!!

#1-norm-fan

06-24-2004, 01:24 AM

Fox already announced their summer 2005 lineup? :wtf:

#1-norm-fan

06-24-2004, 01:29 AM

Anyone heard the plot for the movie?

"Based on the popular series, the movie follows the disfunctional Griffin family, in which the young domation-bent baby, Stewie, discovers he is a homosexual."

:lol:

PoisonIvy

06-24-2004, 10:19 AM

Stewie's gay? What a shock. :shifty:"

Xero

06-24-2004, 10:19 AM

Seth MacFarlen has said that the movie isnt in the works yet...

Anyway, something along the lines of:

Guy: Your wife has nice melons!
Peter: Wait a minuite there buster...
Lois: Peter, I'm holding melons...
Peter: Oh...
Guy: And her hooters aint bad, either!
Peter: HEY!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding hooters...
Peter: Oh, well, sorry...
Guy: It's okay..... Your wife's hot... **Runs**
Peter: THATS IT!

06-24-2004, 11:15 AM

The Petoria episode.

*Rocket crashes through Quagmire's house*

*Quagmire looks at the woman next to him*

Quagmire: "To answer your question, something like that."

Jonster

06-24-2004, 11:52 AM

Drive by arguments

Stewie: Oh Reginald - I disagree.

Can't remember much of it.

Tornado

06-24-2004, 12:08 PM

*Quagmire standing next to a window, watching Lois. The window slams shut, Quagmire fliches, then picks up the phone, and dials..*
Quagmire: "Hello, 9-1-1? Yeah it's Quagmire, yeah it's stuck in a window this time"
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Stewie: "You know mother, this could have passed for a platable (sp?) banana pudding, but without Nilla Wafers its another of your wretched culinary abortions"
*throws bowl to floor"
Stewie: "Now, CLEAN IT UP"
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*inside Joe's new Police Van*
Cleavland: "Hey let me try"
Joe: "NO, CLEAVLAND DON'T!"
Van: "Danger, Danger, Minority Suspect"
*batons lower from the ceiling, beating Cleavland to the floor*
Van: "Danger, Danger, hes got a gun"
*gun is placed next to Cleavland*
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also, pretty much anything Stewie and Quagmire say/do.

Hired Hitman

06-24-2004, 01:09 PM

I liked the scene when Lois comes into Quagmire's house and tells him about her troubles with Peter and Quagmire thinks she wants him to sex her up. that was pretty cool.

Xero

06-24-2004, 01:25 PM

Quagmire: Hey, how old are you?
Girl: 16
Quagmire: 18? All right!
Girl: MOM!

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**Quagmire walks into a bathroom stall and finds a girl tied up**
Quagmire: Dear Diary, JACKPOT!

The CyNick

06-24-2004, 02:08 PM

I like the one where Peter is fighting the dude in the chicken suit

Shaved Monkey

06-24-2004, 04:27 PM

In the one where Stewie becomes a cheerleader, at the end Quagmire walks into a bathroom stall, and sees a cheerleader bound and gagged on the floor, then he looks and says "Dear diary..." or something like that.

Shaved Monkey

06-24-2004, 04:28 PM

Innovator

06-24-2004, 05:04 PM

I like the one where Peter is fighting the dude in the chicken suit
Chicken...gave me a bad coupon

BCWWF

06-24-2004, 05:41 PM

Its funny how even people typing family guy moments is funny, it owns the Simpsons now

RGWhat316

06-24-2004, 06:33 PM

Family Guy rules. And not to be all anti-Canadian, but one of my favorite moments. Peter had his vision quest, and at the end all the family members would say something good about another country, then a graphic comes up that says "The More You Know"

Peter: Unlike those freeloading Canadians.................................Canada sucks

#1-norm-fan

06-25-2004, 04:41 AM

Seth MacFarlen has said that the movie isnt in the works yet...

http://imdb.com/title/tt0385690/

You calling IMDB a liar? :mad:

Tornado

06-25-2004, 08:48 AM

Executive: "All in favor of Bugs Bunny"
*excutives raise hand
Executive: "and all in favor of Effrum the Retarded Rabbit"
*Peter's relation puts hand up*
Peters Relation: "Oh you can all just go to hell."

Xero

06-25-2004, 10:05 AM

http://imdb.com/title/tt0385690/

You calling IMDB a liar? :mad:
Hey, thats what he said in an interview I heard... It's been rumored for a year or so now, and he's confirmed that it isnt being made right now...

Jonster

06-25-2004, 10:15 AM

That imdb page hasn't been updated since last October :-\

Jonster

06-25-2004, 10:24 AM

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one.

Lois: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter: Uh, what could me and you do together?
[Lois giggles]
Peter: Lois. You've got a sick mind.
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

Peter: I've been watching television so much the shows are starting to run together.
TV Announcer: And now, Homicide: Life on Sesame Street.
Bert: [Answering phone] Hello? Son of a bitch. I'm on my way.
[Gets out of bed and gets dressed]
Bert: Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.
Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the DAMN BED.
Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert.

German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian: Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian: Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian: You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian: A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. (You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany.)
[throws his hand up in a Hitler salute]
Brian: ... uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.

Shaggy

06-25-2004, 11:42 AM

From what I have heard the new Family Guy Episodes are suppose to start in January of 2005. I cant wait for those. Even though im not even tired of the old episodes it would be nice to have some new ones around.

Nark Order

06-25-2004, 04:31 PM

Boy: Daddy, what's that?

Father: Well son, that's Mercury; the second planet closest to the sun. The funny thing about Mercury is that....

Peter: I'm a guy, jackass.

Lois: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Peter: Oh My God, Lois. That's disgusting!!

Lois: What? I'm just talking about making love...

Peter: Oh! I thought you meant you wanted murder the kids with snow shovels and harvest thier organs in your flesh garden...

SuperSlim

06-25-2004, 04:44 PM

check the sig for one of mine

AareDub

06-25-2004, 05:46 PM

http://imdb.com/title/tt0385690/

You calling IMDB a liar? :mad:

They cancelled the movie idea to focus on more episodes. The movie plan was before they found out they would be getting another chance on Fox.

Innovator

06-30-2004, 02:30 AM

Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
Peter: What the hell does RANT mean?
~~~~~~~~~~~
Chris Griffin: Uh, Dad, maybe we should just give up. I mean, we've tried everything
Peter Griffin: Well, we almost got that one for insect study.
[cut to Peter & Chris watching a rich family eat]
Peter Griffin: Look Chris, it's a whole family of wasps.
Rich Father: My Margaret, what a sub-par ham.
Rich Mother: Perhaps I can't bake a ham, but what I can cook up is a little grace and civility at the table.
[pause]
Rich Father: [to daughter] Patty, did you know your mother is a whore?

toxic rooster

06-30-2004, 04:32 AM

toxic rooster

06-30-2004, 04:32 AM

Alright, huge one

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Buzzkill

07-05-2004, 11:30 PM

SuperSlim

07-06-2004, 10:13 PM

Stewie to Olivia

"Milly mouth crotch pheasant."
that line tripped me out

BCWWF

07-07-2004, 02:50 AM

Anything with Death is hilarious.

Also, its funny because our ABC affiliate had their own asian corespondent and her name sounds very similar to that.

BCWWF

07-07-2004, 02:54 AM

http://images.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_701045471/lg

http://wcco.com/people/local_story_317155139.html

Tornado

07-07-2004, 10:09 AM

Tom: "Don't act any cheerier Diane, you'll give us all Diabetes"
Diane: *through teeth* "Bite me Tom"
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Tom: "Now that we're off the air, I can say what I want...I'm the Lord Jesus Christ, think i'll go get drunk at beat up some midgets..Diane?"
Diane: "Well Tom, I just plain don't like black people"