How to fix any computer problem you have...

[JiM PolPot v.W.o.]

Press Window Key and R at the same time.

Then type "fdisk /mbr"

That will fix any problem you have with your computer.

[Kapoutman]

False. That will only reinitialize your master boot record. :wtf:

[Bad Company]

nice one jim, you fucking moron.
I'd go for the simple yet effective

format c: /q /y

[Vietnamese Crippler]

There's always the classic, ALT+F4

[Ninti the Mad]

SHouldnt this be a bannable offense since he is trying to harm somebody else's property?

[Goldbird]

It is.

[Matchbox]

That is a rather maliscious thing to post.

[JiM PolPot v.W.o.]

My favorite thing to tell people is to go into their bios and randomly change settings.

Or if all else fails, pour a tall glass of beer on the computer. Maybe its just thirsty.

[JiM PolPot v.W.o.]

http://www.cknow.com/vtutor/vtfdiskmbr.htm

And you bastards thought it was harmless. Its more like playing Russian Roulette. Odds are you will come out okay, but there's always a chance you can be totally fucked.

[jasonvoorhees]

I know that if something frezeezes u can put ctr,alt and delete at the same time and it will help.

[CREDO]

Wow, no wonder Moonax is having a go at you. Your an idiot.

[JiM PolPot v.W.o.]

Wow, no wonder Moonax is having a go at you. Your an idiot.

Moonax licks my balls. And you don't too bright yourself.

[CREDO]

Me dont too bright myself? Gosh darn it. I shoulda known me was stoopid.

[Kapoutman]

Moonax licks my balls. And you don't too bright yourself.
Don't touch CREDO. :mad:

[JiM PolPot v.W.o.]

Don't touch CREDO. :mad:
I'm not touching anyone. I'm not going back to jail.

[Y2Ant]

My old keyboard drank some Mars milkshake one time, took me ages to get it all out :(